Animal Rights

[Jefgg]

Sometimes it takes a comedian to speak the truth. I am all for animal rights. The have the right to be seasoned. I love animals. They taste delicious.

[thisisrumorcontrol]

Preach on it brother James, it two full sized adults can mate in the back seat of a Honda Civic, two rats ought to be able to do that in something no bigger than shoe box.

[BranZyme]

a bird! LOLOLOLOLOL

a rat! LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

This is HILARIOUS.

[Nickster7ROR]

I look at the comments and all I see is a bunch of tree hugging morons arguing over animal rights. 1, nobody really cares. 2, it's just a freakin comedy show! All he's trying to do is be funny, and to the typical American, this is funny. It's not like he hurt any animals in the first place, he's just joking about it. And it's funny because it's just common sense. Waste 60 million dollars on a highway, just to protect a longtail kangaroo rat? XD

[Eastgeorgia42]

Love this guy. He says what most of us think. Except the trolls that normally post. If you want to eat veggie then by all means be my guest. I am not going to tell you what to do or what to eat. On the other hand you need to quit telling other people what they need to eat or not eat. People that believe cow farts contribute to global warming are proof that stupid has no cure.

[WorkingClassVegan]

If I yell "It's a bird! It's a bird!" over and over in front of a group of people, I'll get locked up in an asylum. This guy does it? He gets paid.

[davidmjeong926]

Animal rights = another delusion of extremely arrogant humans who think humans can control the nature. Try to be humble, and let's try to make the best of what we have as long as we are here.

[ZoldierrZzz]

@davidmjeong926

Exactly, so let's stop killing billions of animals when we can live on a vegetarian/vegan diet, help the environment and the humans starving because of the meat industry.

[redking2K]

He's a moron

[TheSSgator15]

@redking2K He has a point

[MissAnglophile1]

@thisisrumorcontrol you truly dont understand animal rights, if you make a statement like that. Of course, a grizzly bear is going to kill you if you get close to it, its in their nature. Animal rights is about ending unessassary suffering to animals.

[clintlit32]

Animal rights.HAAAAA! kill theBASTARD RATS.

[RQVOutdoorMoovies]

2 Suggested videos: 1: ted nugent doves are food AND 2: the day ted nugent killed all the animals Thank you

[thisisrumorcontrol]

Try being trapped in a room with a hungry grizzly bear for an hour then tell someone animals have rights.

[vgman94]

@thisisrumorcontrol Try being stuck with a murderous schizophrenic for an hour in a small room and then tell me humans have rights.

See? Your comment is complete BS. Not all animals will eat you and those who will do so out of NECESSITY, not having "fun" like some humans do. Not all humans will kill you, as well. Wake up. Humans are not that different from other animals. Go work at a zoo and study them for a year or so.

[TheBrewskiBaby]

I'm a hippo trainer, and I teach hippos to defend themselves against spear chuckers.

I am a big animals rights person.

[DrPoon]

Soooo true.

[philnoll]

Cows are hippies (with their grass) Pigs are nothing but gluttons. Chickens are cowards. Turkeys are communists. They're all fair game. Dogs are a different story. Dogs are man's best friend. That's why all men are dogs. And cats are a girl's best friend. Which is why women are catty. In conclusion, cats and dogs are off limits. For everything else, its open season.

[pandaya]

Is this a redneck convention? Oh, wait, it's called American humor.

[thisisrumorcontrol]

If it weren't for the political correctness that is running the animal rights groups today, we could have drilled for the oil that is right under our feet and been paying half the amount for a gallon gas than we do now but noooooooooo the Caribou are much more important

[junktex]

@thisisrumorcontrol BS.The oil companies are waiting until the price is right.Then they will produce our domestic oil

[thisisrumorcontrol]

43 people prefer the spotted owl over an unborn baby.

[deadithink]

@thisisrumorcontrol There are 17 owls left in the world and at least 100,000 unborn babies. Babies are worth less.

[parisdreamify]

@thisisrumorcontrol Riiight. You, also, are clueless. Apples and oranges, ignoramus.

[realgets]

Making fun of animals is not funny, especially endangered animals. Get a life, and actually do some good in the world.

[cole3454657]

@realgets shut up kid. go back and fap to bambi.

[cbaultman]

I'm an animal rights vegan, but he's hysterical!

[austin123457]

Meat is MURDER, Tasty, Tasty murder.

[kailani37]

The guy looks like he's eaten one too many animals. I imagine just by looking at him he's gonna have a heart attack or stroke!"!!

[thisisrumorcontrol]

For those of you out there who don't like this kind of humor, you obviously don't get James' point. Nobody

[LRooster4Prez]

spotted owls taste alot like Bald eagle

[GTA4120mph]

This guy....is not funny. He did not make me laugh once. The way he talks is weird and the idea he has of going "It's a bird!" "It's a rat" in't even worth laughing at.

I'll stick to our british comedians like Russel Howard and Michael Mcintyre. Now they are funny.

[1957joshua]

PETA.ORG - please if U se a dog outside in cold or in cold, dark basements in UR PHILLY Neighborhood turn the owners in CALL 911 & SPCA!

[voldyvoldyVOLDEMORT]

I honestly don't think this is funny at all or something he should be making fun of. It's a serious cause, he needs to stop thinking he deserves rights and other animals do not. Full of himself, much?

[Kiari03]

This guy is very funny and- oh! It's a rat! Kill it!

[DisturbedsPeasant]

DEATH TO THE HUMAN RACE >:@

[talladegajunkie1439]

37 people clapped for the spotted owl.

[rennogsd1996]

looks like he lost some weight since i seen him in the late 80's

[sambeux]

I wish all you tree huggers and animal rights nutjobs would show the same concearn for the unborn baby in the womb! Tie yourself to a tree to stop the natural progression of society but say it's a woman's right to terminate her pregnancy. What about the rights of that unborn child?

[kailani37]

@sambeux most animal rights people do have concern about humans too, its about all rights with no discrimination. Talking about abortion etc has nothing to do with animal rights, however I take it if you are for the rights of an unborn human baby, you extend that compassion to the rights of an unborn animal baby too, born to another sentient being and that both mother and baby have a right to live in peace?

[flyboymd82]

Funny yet sad b/c he's telling the truth! This society has become mentally ill! 

[soyousay18]

The title is wrong.

This is about animal conservation.

The two things are almost completely different.

[ghostlyghoul1]

2 full sized adults can mate in the back of a honda civic

[talladegajunkie1439]

@ghostlyghoul1, 2 full sized adults can mate in the back of a Prius.

[sambeux]

Does anyone know where I can find this performance in it's entirety? Bought all 4 DVD's from James' website and this performance is not one of them. I would love to have it. James is the man!

[sambeux]

Can someone please tell me where or when this performance took place? I just recieved all 4 dvd's I ordered from james' website in the mail and this performance is not one of them. Love to have it in it's entirety. Preach on James!

[DoubleMGunsmithing]

What's really funny is, where I live they told farmers they couldn't plow some of their fields because of the kangaroo rat. They were disturbing its nesting. The damn rats left the un-plowed fields and went to the plowed fields. Why??? Because the farmers cleared out all the excess underbrush that got in the rat's way. Just goes to show, Sierra Club is a bunch of idiots that need to do more research.

[gongoozler18]

As a matter of fact, I held a meeting in my kitchen with my two cats about animal rights the other day.about animal rights legislation I don't know if they were in opposition to proposed legislation or they were in agreement with it. They just looked at me like I was crazy thinking to themselves "does this idiot know I'm a damn cat?"

[Qmorgan96]

Funniest. Man.  Alive.

[kkiipp0]

He's funny but ... I'd bet 50bugs that he votes republican.....!!

Good to know that they can funny on purpose as well... not only by accident as that former persident person of yours...

[coonshine1]

@kkiipp0 Must have struck a nerve....

[midsizedwhiteboy]

Are ya happy about that? spotted owls...well; brace your self! james thank you.

[Cruelty2animalssucks]

This guy need to get some respect for all life and not just humans. It's totally arrogant to think that only humans matter! This is in bad taste and does nothing to change some peoples bad attitude towards animals.

[blaxberg47]

@Cruelty2animalssucks lighten up...he's a comedian. I'll bet you laughed your ass off when Wanda Sykes made jokes about Rush Limbaugh dying

[vgman94]

@Cruelty2animalssucks I know what you mean. I'd like to see a comedy routine that speaks POSITIVELY about animals. This anti-animal rights thing is annoying. "It's a bird!" And the world will never see it again if we don't stop. It's sad how some people think that only humans matter. Humans destroy, defile, demolish and all for our own needs. Many times, not even needs. People need to get over the medieval notion of anthropocentrism and realize that all life has worth.

[thisisrumorcontrol]

@vgman94 "all life has worth"

Tell that to the millions of unborn babies that never get that chance at life.

[babecat2000]

@vgman94 I think animal rights groups would be taken more seriously if they stop pushing extreme views on people not everyone is going to give up meat. Don't belittle human and don't put the animals first. Animal rights people don't realize animals and humans are wired differently in the head and think differently they are not humans.

[TheVeganrunner]

Funniest man in America????

[ReservationAtDorsia9]

i love him on john boy and billy.

[TaraZatara]

God bless animal rights supporters who are some of the most nicest good people ever. I wish them the best things in all the worlds. God bless good animals, people and plants and other creatures.

[ALLMYHEROSWEARMASKS]

he may be a funny man but he has some serious problems seeing the bigger picture...

[smokeybiut]

What about all his precious humans. Most people are below rats, worms and bugs. I can name a few. All child molesters, communists, murderers, rapists, drug dealers, armed robbers, abusive parents, theives, arsonists, animal abusers, devil worshipers and con artists. Or just plain DICKS. Its safe to say that several million humans on this earth fall into these categories. Lets remember to treat them with rights and respect though. They are human. Two legs and all.

[thumper203]

Which DVD is this from?

He is sooo funny!

[Palmetto1213]

Ive seen James several times in Atlanta. He is by far the best stand up comedian Ive ever seen.

About a decade ago, my brother & I spoke with James after one of his performances for about 20 mins while having a beer. He's a great guy who really appreciates the patronage coming to see his show. He was funny as hell just making small talk!

If you've never seen him "live", go see his show. You'll not regret it! He's great

[dmengeler]

I had only seen a very old video of his performance before I saw hin live about a year ago. The funniest comedian definitely.

[Lightning7smith]

let me tell you what i know two full size adults can mate in the back of a honda civic

[13u12sT]

would you give the life of your daughter for a rat?

[mrbananas8]

its only a rat by ancestory, would i give it for a common city rat, hell no, because there are a million of them. but this is a rare rat and nobody is asking for your daugthers life, there just asking for you to leave the rat alone

[Goldclaw837]

I hear him on the John Boy and Billy Show--I laugh my ass at him all the way into work!!

[MyANNEHALEY]

Buy all his DVD's and prepare yourself!! He's just as great on vid as he is in person!! What a RIOT???

A RAT! A RAT! It's a damned RAT!

[simsgirlgem]

lol i am for animal rights but i couldn't help but laugh

[drinkstwohanded]

LMAO...When was the last time you walked into a pet shop and said "Damn, you're out of owls"?

I saw him in Rocky Mount a year or two ago...he's a genius.

[WLgrad05]

Are you happy 'bout that? Well Brace youself.

[djramirez]

George Carlin is the funniest man in America!!! no contest!

[friscogirl49]

What about setting aside most of Hatteras Island, NC for the piping plover - an upstart bird that is not even a native - and closing the human recreation area because the piping plover did not like the 22+ miles of bird recreation area at the north end of the island (Pea Island Wildlife Refuge).

[ace792k7]

Buy a couple of his CDs. Oh man, you would have a ball

[GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

Agreed -

It takes a lot for the average comedian to make me laugh, but I've seen jame live several times and nearly pass out from laughing every time.

This guy is Comic Royal-T

Long live James!!

[johnnyleighanne]

far better than borat in my opinion.

[eddiekemp3]

He absolutely is the funniest man in america. Please post more of his stuff.

[TTSinPA]

Finally! Animal rights put in its proper context. Comedy.

[san770]

Right on

[comedypace]

By far the Funniest Man in America!! If you have a chance to go see James...well...GO!!!!

[muchlov]

he IS the funniest man in America!

[Festsgrber]

More!

[bornagain001]

You ought to see this guy in Person. He's as funny as Borat.

[drinkstwohanded]

bornagain001, he was in Rocky Mount VA a year or two ago, I was there, he's brilliant.

[MrBigrobmjca3]

@bornagain001 no, he's funnier than Borat.