My Drunk Kitchen Ep. 5: Smashed Brothers

[chromoid]

DANCE FEVER! resume cooking

[joladehiti]

u so sexy when u barf :D

[catabitch1]

hey i wanted to play as cheese



[911Sway]

CONGRATULATIONS: you have just been added to the Alcoholics Anonynmous wish list

[BrainFREEZEx21]

GET MOAR DRINK AND THEN GET DRINK MOREEEEEE E -- no wait typo-- * MOARRRRRRRRR -- is done

[bottleracket]

correcting people about 'moar' is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY douchier than the original comment - just so you know.........

[MeliPixie]

Stop correcting the "moar" as "more," people. It's an internet thing. I assumed Youtube would get it.

[MrJdelg]

Beer tasting

[collinsamps]

Why are all of the uber cute edgy chicks lezbombs? Life isn't fair.

[xXxT45H4xXx]

More*

[Swatantra100]

I had a message from AA for you, but I'm too drunk to remember what it was!

Oh yeah. Now I remember! Never mind. Stupid message anyway.

[RenegadeScion]

Your videos inspire me. I, too, wish to get smashed and cook.

[AlienShip95]

I don't understand your spelling of "more"

[DarkNekoHimeChan]

@AlienShip95 She uses 'moar' instead of 'more' because it's internet slang.

[BookWorm223344]

DANGER!!!!!!

[aliceharrold]

Two by two, hands of blue...jus' sayin.

[metaliclove235]

you.are.epic <3

[missbrie333]

next time add bread crumbs and two eggs and they'll actually be edible. :)

[ThePlebe21]

Nice Andy Mellon Breakfast Song

[trevmatt1]

I TAKE THIS BERY SERIOUSLY! I WAS TRYING TO LEARN MEATBISALLL COOKINFG>.. I LEARN NOTHING>!

[posro1988]

WHAT HAT?!

[TheNinjaNanner]

@posro1988 The Mario hat she wore.

[Dactat]

eventually there will be no cooking on this series and will just be a cute chick getting drunk. sweet.

[lovesjamesfranco]

*takes bite*

Ugghhh.

[crazybluebarry80]

U make meatballs in a pot of boiling water... I observe things :D

Lol I love the end!!!!! Make me laugh :D

[eviljunglistfrog]

why can i not find friends like this............ loving it

[schmingusss]

dumb

[ataurus62]

You need to cook some Liver, you'll probably need it.

[trevmatt1]

@ataurus62 don't cook the liver, liver is not edible. It's only for making jokes.

[JaceStarr1]

Its not racist to make fun of countries in europe! lmao xD

[DriverVehicle]

LOL THATS HILARIOUS! watchh my viedeos 2!

[Erik0922]

You have secrets for me??

[purplelovexoxo]

Why does everyone like pbr? its fucking gross.

[thecrooksareinoffice]

Beer for dinner.

[HighKingTurgon]

The problem with drinking PBR is that I can never get drunk enough fast enough to forget how awful PBR tastes.

[lilteenyweenytuna]

Her Mario is totally Russian- probably due to all the drinking.

[TORSuji]

PBR.... Really?

[SammHall28]

do you think she meant to spell more wrong?.... O o

[mlwish]

meatballs are gross, but this video is hilarious

[JeelyKli]

You are delightful! :)

[carpediEMILY]

e coli: thwarted.

[TeachMeChinesse]

I really hope so doesnt drink this much, damaging to the liver but she is SOOOOOO Funny

[jvwnyc89]

hahaha "its not racist to make fun of countries in Europe" too funny.

[FallToSleep]

But...

Why does she look so cute as Mario?

[FruitzdelaMer]

I put cheese on top of apple pie!

[asilhouettex]

hey hannah hart looks like lea thompson from caroline in the city! it's funny. hannah, you are so clever and funny! :D you're awesome. and yeah, like some other people said, jenna marbles brought me here, and i'm staying :] and subscribing of course

[adriannaoshea]

how many times did you have to pee?

[SingingPurple]

xD

[vermon420]

I have no idea what just happened.

[omgerinssson]

This is what frying happens

[DrougeWolf1]

Dear god you crack me the fuck up Lolz XDDDDD you need your own show.

[DrougeWolf1]

You should have your own tv show! XD

[chungbung]

Free mustache rides!!!

[NerdyDucky798]

0:17 Power up!!

[BitchDroppedMyCoke]

Drink Moar or Moar Drink?

YES!

[inseiin]

Not amused at all!

[Reallynow84]

egg and some bread crumbs then roll then u gotta bake em :) but if u use to much bread crubs u get bread balls. yea i did it

[ixlovextoxhavexswagg]

thumbs up if Jenna Marbles Brought you here 

[MrBeco91]

drink moar or moar drink?

[doglover427]

There is at least one burp in ever video I have watched so far.

[aaronlosing]

PABST, oh you are a classy bitch!

[ChocolateLuvva123]

499,000th viewer :D

[LesbianOneOHHOne]

PBR. Breakfast/lunch/dinner of champions! Brunch is always champagne. Always champagne. ALWAYS.

[Superspaceify]

i love her

[Calman82]

PBR!?!?! I almost "thumbs down"ed just for that....but you're cute and hilarious...so I must "thumbs up". Don't ever do it again! LOL

[lilfoot181]

not today 

[adrianmarcais]

blue ribbon!?

but you were so cool... why did you have to turn out being a hipster...

[montage2332]

i feel like her and jenna are related sometimes

[tubular829]

@montage2332 agreed

[Z0mbieGrrl]

Jenna=not as good as my drunk kitchen... stop giving her credit.

[Dramaqueen90907]

Always thought this video just proves what a genuine nerd you are. LOVE IT. 

[crazylatingirl94]

I love Jenna Marbles, but fucking shit, I'm getting tired of seeing her name on every MDK video. She brought you here, fucking kudos. Didn't realize she had the ability to transport to your home, pick you up, and put you into a computer screen. That's fucking great, really. We all really fucking care.

[purplepuppy11]

Does anyone else see the person on the bottom of the screen at 1:43?

[Hoobler35]

Shitty

[iamsanta1]

I feel sorry for your liver.

[freshszvogue]

you and epic mealtime should do a video together

[hashikashi]

@freshszvogue they have done a video together. she was on their new years video.

[skellington1990]

@freshszvogue she was in their thanksgiving video

[Theduckrabbit1]

@freshszvogue they already did

[hopehottie5501]

kindaa annoying with all the pop ups



[Rentgrrrl92]

Am I the only one who didnt find her through Jenna? I love Jenna, but I havent watched her in weeks. I found Hannah through the fabulous website that may not be spoken of outside of its origins. It's the fabulous Fight Club of websites. And I found her there.

[scarves4evanoregano]

WHAT WAS THE SONG AT THE BEGINNING?!

[cantstopthemusic98]

this is amazing xD thumbs up for jenna for bring me here!

[breebreelicious84]

You're such a trippa love your vids!!!....(sick of dumb ass jenna fans going on about how she sent them here though)

[jbizz162]

drunkness only goes to 3?? lamesauce. otherwise i love you.

[xxrandompersonzxx]

who else noticed that wen it said dance fever it had lik 2 ! (exclamation marks) a 1 and then another ! (exclamation mark). Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Also .............u ROCK THE MEATBALL WORLD OF BALLS OF MEAT!

[StiggyHouse]

Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing that this made me want to listen to some Gogol Bordello considering the singer isn't even Italian...

Though Gogol Bordello are awesome so probably a good thing.

[TheOriginalKennaLou]

The description box makes me think of Monty Python.

[goldenbrownie91]

My drunk kitchen... Love It!!! This shit makes me hungry... and makes me want some more wine hehe :)

[MyLaland]

You know....

My favorite part was wearing the hat :D

[79lovesun]

@bottleracket I couldn't agree with you more. Thank you

[emmgirlie]

I just noticed that I've watched five videos, and couldn't help but get some delicious pasta salad from the fridge.

This shit makes me hungry.

[bottleracket]

Holy shit Jenna marbles...oh my god jenna sent me here...oh lord jenna jenna...oh my god i didn't know until jenna sent me...jenna told me...oh my god marbles marbles jenna oh my jenna marbles oh my god marbles.......oh yeah did I mention jenna sent me here??????

[ihave7sacks]

fuck jenna fuckin fuck marbles fuck her eye



[GlamiSami21]

what is she drinking?



[Sophiaxxdarling]

drunk kitchen is a hundred thousand times more funny when you are in fact drunk yourself,

[heyitsemilymae12]

i feel like shes in a different kitchen everytime

[equibaby44]

0:54 LMAO

[LaqueshaRoxx]

My Drunk Kitchen + Epic Meal Time = AMAZING.

[KkaylaJjanes]

I SAYY BALLS OF MEAT!! xDD

[whatthefridge123]

DANCE FEVER!!1! 

[kaceylynn1024]

im addicted...thanks to jenna marbles! lol

[Xhaterlover]

@kaceylynn1024 lol thx to jenna for bringing you here, but its hanna that's made you addicted :)

[Sundriesandetc]

i've only seen a few of your videos but i'm getting soooooooooooooooo addicted.

[BrixtonRBarrett]

EW SHE'S DRINKING PABST.

[WeakSideIndulgence]

Epic Meal Time PALES in comparison!!!!

[playstationRLZ]

PBR? ive never seen a woman drink that shit... i love you

[amandydarling23]

e.coli as THWARTED!

[chessaandjohn]

If y'all haven't noticed these aren't made every night.....more like every month or so....

[nadir2206]

is anyone concerned about her liver? or am i the only one?

[Ninjabean82]

PBR >

[soraninja]

LOL fail in the best way XD love it

[263gp]

is it just me, or are you in a different kitchen each time? :P

[MyBeautifulZombie]

@263gp i was about to write that exact same comment....i know one was from england..

[jerseyajg]

Soo I feel as though an AA meeting is deeply needed for this poor woman. just sayin since I just watched her smash like 10 beers

[SykoSwimmer]

Yep I got here thru Jenna too

[uh000]

that beer tastes disgustingly disgusting.

[Beckyboo8D]

That Random Guy at the bottom 1:42 LOLOLOL.

[michaellaei]

green shirt for luigi.. but red hat for mario...... cant tell which brother she is O.O

[amandaggogo]

You drink and cook like a champ!

[paulsavage33]

i think im in love

[Xhaterlover]

lol I think she's funny in her own way...& Jenna is funny in her own way...BOTH ARE FUCKING AWSOME

[LadyPennyroyal]

And now for something completely different. LOL Monty Python reference fuck yaaaa

[tiggerrox93]

You are in a different kitchen every time.

[Mr808kaiana]

You and epicmealtime should do a collab together

[mylittlellama]

You're so much like jennamarbles... So funnnnnyyyy

[jhwilliamson]

i just started watching your whole series as i get drunk and eat my dinner. please make a dvd set!

[Feliciavl]

Thank you Jenna Marbles for bringing me here! MyHarto! Your soo fucking funny!

[tiffwatson7]

Is my Mario a little Russian? LOL

[TheLolarose83]

oh yeah i'm watching your episodes back to back today since Jenna Marbles plugged you lol. Trying to get a feel for 'em =) turns out i freakin love you and i do like pbr... i think i should start buying it more often, boyfriend likes busch though lol as he should =b

[madhatterten]

@TheLolarose83 Not sure why people would admit to having crap taste. Drinking PBR and Busch is fine to get drunk but "liking" it is kind of like "liking" McDonalds. Your boyfriend should like real beer or just say he likes getting drunk, either one is fine in my book.

[gerzonchon]

I find it oddly sexy (maybe sexy is not the word) to hear her burp. It's nice when a girl is comfortable enough that she can freely burp (did I say comfortable? I meant drunk)

[ashleyTNT16]

NOT SO MANY BLACK SCREENS!!! I like your face better =3

[XXIdice]

When broke PBR is the way to go.

[LGMBarbie]

Did anyone else get an "Above the Influence" commercial before being able to watch this video....

[TheLolarose83]

@LGMBarbie no but it would have been hilarious =)

[likemyrabidmonkey]

Actually, when you make meatballs, you're supposed to add milk and- oh, well.

[santamurder]

this is EXACTLY what I do every time I come home from the bar

[Tranc3Luv3r]

that face.. 2:52

[danikatheresaholmes]

yeaaah blue ribbon

[xxNikki24xx]

jenna marbles brought me here(:

[heidilyngejensen]

@xxNikki24xx me to - great stuff. Floyd's lovechild!

[Beghty27]

@xxNikki24xx unoriginal attempt at getting top comment, why do people continue to upvote "[youtube user] brought me here"

[xxNikki24xx]

@Beghty27 why be a douche bro? i was just stating it, I'm not some fag who sits here and try's to get top comment cause i have nothing better to do. shut the hell up.

[MustangLisa05]

@xxNikki24xx Same here! lol

[Bunnymajs]

is it just me, or is that Jontrons Sister? :O

[hakujinn009]

is it just me or is this funnier when drunk?

[MoulinCool]

PPPPPPPPBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­.

[dstrbdxxxprncess]

hilarious

[BandNerd9008]

ugh PBR

[JRVandy28]

PBR FTW!!!!

[dikeybaps]

This is amazing to watch whilst drunk. Even funnier. I love youuu! 

[pdraggy]

Nice meat catch... and mutton chops there!

[rocknrollprincess616]

Oh man, PBR. Hannah must be poor, like me. xD

[KaguraThWindGypsy]

Who's kitchen are you in now?

[raddaluigi]

I love you even more because you use iMovie...

[raddaluigi]

Ugh, WHAT is that sound effect at 0:28 from?!? It's just so familiar, but I can't remember...

[decendant1986]

@raddaluigi fpsrussia uses it in the beginning of his videos. and i think newgrounds used it for a while.

[decendant1986]

@raddaluigi i think newgrounds used it for their main animation for a while.

[newnowthen]

@raddaluigi Bad Lip Reading is using it at the start of all videos these days.

[dreadfulpowers]

Is my Mario a little Russian? LOL Fun fact: Mario was based on Stalin.

[Devilbaby111]

reminds

[Devilbaby111]

some how she removed me of Amanda bunds off of she's the man lol

[mysticwolf11]

My favorite part was wearing the hat too.

[WhereTheVideoEnds]

Flannel? Pabst? This week, Hannah goes full lezbo!



[ClaudiaVice]

@WhereTheVideoEnds More like going full hipster

[lyrik24kbc]

i love this

[jeponiz]

not even 30 seconds have passed and her glasses are already on top of her head XD

[skelitack]

you MUST be related to memre hart xD YDAD

[firefighter774]

PBR! You rock!