Axis of Evil Comedy - Ahmed Ahmed

[e1986n]

@sally mustang72 i dont know but i guess thats not good if u want to make people laugh dont make laugh at u ......

That was my point

[momolalaha]

This is too funny... But Muslims do have money to spend thier the best at making money nd they kno how to start businesses to make a good fortune

[e1986n]

the other diffrent thing is the jew dosen't make fun of them selfes u stupied ass ahmed ahmed u think u r funny making fun of ur self and makes fun of ur nation u r such an ediet

[wagnersear]

@e1986n Idiot.

[e1986n]

@wagnersear thanx

[wagnersear]

@e1986n No, don't put youself in an idiot's position by putting down people like Ahmed Ahmed. You have to comprehend the difference between someone who leads to positive states and someone who leads to negative states.

[SallyMustang72]

@e1986n jewish comedians make fun of themselves all the time

[e1986n]

@SallyMustang72 i dont know but i guess there arw other ways to make people laugh better than letting them laugh at u

[momianoaaa]

so nice



[umyafzal]

so was there a lot of jews in the audience?

[rencrow]

@umyafzal

who knows

[3eenkarem]

this is not comedy...........this is stupid...........Ahmad Ahmad.....u r disgrace to Muslims........if u want to mock anyone and anything...u can mock ur self and mock the family that raised u in this disgracful way..........so SHUT UP

[sherparocha]

lughfing about race only makes racism last

[mustafabinumar]

actually arab sheikhs have a lot of money to spend and spend in excess. u should mention that next time ahmed.

[Omarh96]

@mustafabinumar al salam alikum, you really need to calm down brother, this is comedy, what ever he says on the stage, doesn't make it true in real life, he's showing the humorous side of arabs and muslims, he is actually combating stereotypes.

[rasheed54321]

@MegaMontpython is right the only mature kind of person is a person who laffs at their on religion (sometimes) and any1 who sits on their ass pissing and moaning is a prick.

[mairstrik]

since when " comparing " between religions is funny ?

that guy is retarded, and he has nothing to say apart from make fun of arabs and muslims.

[Moskau0320]

@mairstrik anything can be funny... it all depends whos listening. :) I found it funny, if you don't then your just a horrible person.

[LindaDooWop]

Oh, I really like him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! We NEED to laugh more about this stuff.

[mindylinky]

har har

[MegaMontypython]

oh come on guys, it is all about comedy, where is your humor, dont be pissed off all the way long through life.. Laugh and ejnoy it. who can laugh at his own race is a matured person

[Kenarah]

@MegaMontypython

it's mature to think like this , Jews are killing Arabs in Gaza ,and arabs are working for them as comidians !!! to gain more mony ,so that the jews can kill more Arabs !

how pethitec is that !!!!

[syeda92]

@Kenarah you think that every person who's jewish shares the same opinion, is responsible for every other jew's actions? you think everyone who's a muslim is responsible for every other muslim's actions?

everyone's trying to make a living doing what they do best. religion doesn't have to do with every single thing or action or situation that occurs.

calm the fuck down.

[Kenarah]

@syeda92

The western world couldn't calm down till they killed the Jews and kicked them to Phelistine!

[syeda92]

@Kenarah oh okay, so this one comedian represents every evil action ever taken by the western world?

shut the fuck up, dude.

[Kenarah]

@syeda92

to be comedian for jews who think you are made from horse sperms and who believe in their Talmud that it's okay to have sex with your mother or your 3 years old daughter and it's not a sin ..then laugh as much as you want and put your nick in their hands ..because you have no humanity ..

[syeda92]

@Kenarah I've had enough of you. People like you are what cause fitna in the world. You claim that you're a victim of racism but you're more bigotted and ignorant that anyone else. I'm done.

[Kenarah]

@syeda92

Ignorance is a bless !

[LittleBlueChickadee]

LMAO

[dcbyme]

fucking idiot. He's talkin bout the things that make the two religions so close to eachoter. And no reason is religios.

[XXNeverGrowUpXX]

omg u fucking hypocrites. if he was talking about blacks or jews or asians would laugh ur ass off. im arab and muslims and i feel that u have to laugh at ur own race somtimes i mean come on man hes egyption and muslim not some white person making fun of arabs.

[ru4gne2vn]

i agree, im arab, but im christian, we also shout on the phone if theres no emergency, and we use kh! lolz arab-american comedians r epic!!

[robertk2007]

and you hate jews too

[ru4gne2vn]

no.....

jews r practically teh same as everybody else,

so no...

i dont

[robertk2007]

if you say so

[TrustInIslam]

@ru4gne2vn Lol I can definitely relate to that. So I guess it's just a cultural thing.

[ru4gne2vn]

Exactly :D

[chunlyda]

0:45 is soOooo freaken comedy!! LMAO!!

[Stonerhair]

Like they're even going to read this. Fool.

[channelin]

and you are...

[pennsburyallstarbigc]

you know why this isnt funny.......cause ur not muslim or dont have any muslim friends

[bruwxbrooke]

hes hot lool! hes funny as hell

[AntiZionism101]

Lmfao!!

He is hilarious!

:D

[LibaynPrince]

funny guy

[legendarychic]

LMFAO so true XD

[smo00o]

This guy is funny but sometimes he reach the red lines. and that is not really good.

[avillanuv]

but then he spoke the truth after about our truths?

[stickman0102]

why do ppl take comedy so serously

[johnroshan]

Yo people really need to loosen up..

[DimitriDJL]

yo people need to calm down this is comedy its jokes he makes fun of himself and fun of other things to make people laugh so relax

[halahsr]

will why dont he change hi name and be somthing else if he feel shamed and make jouks about islam

you shuold be proud

and you should show the real islam not the things which are wrong and common !!

thx 4 making jouks about islam

but inshallah islam will laugh on you later at the end whith all muslims

shame on you and shame on youur parrents who named you and congratulations US we Deserve that

[talkAway100]

ALSO.....

--> go and read what some of the Israeli refuseniks have to say about the occupation(because they know more than anyone that what they were instructed to do is unjust and cruel) ..if you DO NOT KNOW what a refusenik is than AGAIN do ur homework before coming on here like all the other idiots and posting a tedious remark..

* you can read one of the talks that 3 refuseniks gave in the University of California just Google "refuseniks in Berkeley" !!!!!

[talkAway100]

contin..

early in history Admitting AND stating that they are the OCCUPIERS and AGGRESSORS .. these have been documented in history, you can watch them on here if ur too lazy to search them up urself.

since youtube doesnt allow any URLS to be added all you have to do is type in "what the world should know" and the video on here should popup ...it will provide for you all the quotes Compiled into ONE video form !

[iranianhustler]

ITS COMEDY!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Cyndane]

best comment ever. seriously.

I don't see the point on arguing when people could just sit back and enjoy the stand-ups that are being presented for us

[AllahuAkbar111]

dude..theres 5 pillars of islam..

[thorpeclassp]

As far as "Israeli's torturing and murdering Palestinian Children," I hope that someone would tell the fucking truth for once. DO YOUR REEEEALLLY THINK that ISraeli tanks go into Palestine and blow up random buildings? everyone gets a notice to vacate, if you don't leave, thats not their problem. Thats what happens when you live in the same apt as a terrorist. YOU are the ones who kill innocent people.

[thorpeclassp]

let me make this clear.... FUCK ISLAM! Your only intentions are to hurt the world and take over, Jews never did anything to anybody... so why do you hate jews? Islam is a danger to humanity and anybody with an education can see it

[hawilicious7]

wtfffff fuckin racist

[ArcReforged]

Ever heard of this state called Palestine?

Arab people lived there for 200 years after the jews got pwned by the romans.

Then later they came back and said "well we lived here first so fuck off this is our land"

And since a lot of powerful US politicians were jews, they supported the Zionist movement.

Eventually, the jews took away the land from the Palestinians who had lived there for hundreds of years, defending the land.

[thorpeclassp]

technically, jews were there 1st and that was their land. ARabs lived there for 200 years, Jews lived there for 5000 years and thats beside the point. "Palestine" was an english colony that was given to the jewish people as reperations after ww2 LEGALLY by the UN. BTW.. There were NO JEWISH politicians in AMerica, name 1 and I will take it back. PLus, arabs would still be living in mud huts if it wasnt for the modernization Israel presented.

[ArcReforged]

I don't see why the jews deserve the land back, so far as I'm concerned, the jews got thrown out, and the palestinians defended the land for 200 years... that technically means that they deserve to live on it. Wtf do you mean NO jewish politicans in America??? Are you blind???

"Palestine" wasn't the colony, retard. "Israel", a carved out chunk of "Palestine", was the colony.

[thorpeclassp]

ok, as far as i'm concerned, the Palestinians got thrown the fuck out, and now the jews are defending it, so that "technically means they deserve to live there. " and they are not protecting it with sticks and rocks and suicide bombs, they are protecting it with, missiles, tanks and nukes. And you can't do shit, so goto daddy and give him his BJ homo. I hate hypocritical ignorant piss holes like you.

[fuckthelocals]

u really need to study more if u rreally think like that... haha love kíds like u.,. u just make my day hahah

[thorpeclassp]

stop being a selfish arab, AND FOR ONCE IN YOUR miserable lives, make the right decision not the selfish one. if the palestinians would agree to live in peace with Israel, and stopped blowing themselves up, there would be no wall, and Jews and Muslims could live there peacefully. If you think the official title of a country is worthing blow yourself up over, then I feel sorry for your culture.

[ArcReforged]

No, you're completely right, because its totally cool to just come back 200 years after you got thrown the fuck out and say "hey guys, fuck off, its ours now, and if you don't think so, my buddies from the US just handed us a shitload of money and weapons! how handy."

If you can't even understand why the Palestinians are pissed off about the existence of Israel then just shut the fuck up because you're just being a biased and ignorant fuck who's arguing for the wrong reasons.

[ArcReforged]

"why Palestine is pissed off about the existence of Israel has nothing to do with territory"

It has EVERYTHING to do with territory. The Jews took away an ENTIRE FUCKING ARAB NATION for themselves and now the former palestinians are fucking homeless.

How would the conflict have started if Israel didn't exist in the first place?

[ArcReforged]

A) the palestinians lived there for 200 years before the jews WANTED THE LAND BACK. and who "GAVE" it to them? oh, right, those american jew zionist activists. so yes, it was TAKEN from the palestinians. check your fucking facts

B)Original israelis were thrown the fuck out by romans. palestinians defended the land for 200 years after this happened. and then the jews just came back and said "yo, i know we got thrown the fuck out, but now its ours, so fuck off"

[thorpeclassp]

A) the Jewish people lived there for 5,000 years before any Arab was allowed to step foot into Jerusalem. THE UN single handedly decided to present the Jewish people with their original homeland of ISRAEL to protect them. I'm not even going to discuss your point B, because its hypocritical. If your going to take the time to type a comment on youtube, make sure it wont make you look like a stupid ass first.

[ArcReforged]

"THE UN single handedly decided to present the Jewish people with their original homeland of ISRAEL"

So far as I'm concerned, its not theirs to give. It's the UN, not the fucking world government.

"the Jewish people lived there for 5,000 years before any Arab was allowed to step foot into Jerusalem."

ROMANS THREW THEM OUT. READ C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y. if the jews could defend their homeland and the palestinians could, then why is it right for the UN to take it away from them?

[thorpeclassp]

STUPID FUCK, the UN decided in the best interest of the WORLD, that the land would be better off in Jewish hands. As far Romans go, they didn't kick anybody out, they occupied the area as part of their VAST empire that included all the arab territories as well. The persians kicked their asses out. The Palestinians had nothing to do with Judea until 3,000 years later.

[ArcReforged]

"the UN decided in the best interest of the WORLD, that the land would be better off in Jewish hands"

BECAUSE OF ZIONISM INFLUENCE. If you don't know your history, pls stfu.

NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO TERRORISM BEFORE THE PALESTINIANS LOST THEIR HOMELAND.

Arrogant inbred dumbass.

[thorpeclassp]

Regardless of "how" terrorism took pace, it is irrelevant. Your actually going to login into youtube and condone the practice of terrorism? AND THEN your going to try and justify it by saying it is a consequence of "Palestinians losing their homeland?" which is a debatable issue anyways. If this is your belief, then your a terrorist yourself. you DONT have to carry out attacks physically to be a terrorist. If you condone the behavior of MURDERING innocent people then you are.

[thorpeclassp]

Or maybe your all just stupid. That might be a better explanation for this whole issue. Think about it. You think when you blow up an Israeli cafe or fly planes into buildings, it helps you spread an intellectual and "just" message? NO, instead you look like stupid barbarians, and maybe you are, judging by your behavior.

[thorpeclassp]

You are taking an international conflict between two nations over what is, essentially, a border dispute (common occurrence throughout the history of the world), and you are turning into a "holy war." This has nothing to do with Zionism or Jewdiasm, or Islam. This is a border conflict between Arabs and Israelis, and the Palestinians are turning it into Jews VS Muslims to gain the support of the other 80% of muslims. Arabs are only 20% of all muslims.

[thorpeclassp]

the Palestinians need to stop making this a religious issue.  Stop proclaiming that this is a "holy war." Do you realize that you undomesticated barbarians are the only ones that hold a concept of "holy war?" THIS IS NOT ABOUT religion, its about 2 nations. STOP making this religious issue to gain the support of the other 800 million of the worlds Muslims? How come they don't give a fuck? BECAUSE THIS IS AN ARAB ISSUE!

[thorpeclassp]

Isn't the 6th pillar of Islam jihad itself? Isn't jihad defined as a physical force exerted against non-Muslims in order to EXPAND or defend Islam? THE Palestinians are the occupiers. Clearly they are the ones causing this problem. Its been 60 years already get over it. YOU CANT DO SHIT! worst case scenario, Israel will nuke all of you anyways, and you need to recognize that, and you NEED to shut the fuck up for the good of the entire world.

[XxRebeLLyeLLxX]

islam has 5 pillars- and only 5. get the facts straight.

[thorpeclassp]

you keep talking about the influence of Zionism, and yet when I state the clear facts and make you look like a moron, you contradict yourself repeatedly to prove me wrong. Thats the problem with this entire conflict. Most Arabs & Muslims are confused about what they are fighting for. They have been deluded under a religious context by a few malicious individuals.

[thorpeclassp]

What is wrong with Zionism anyways? It is a movement that supports a homeland for the Jewish people. Is that what's tickling your butt hole? YOU don't want jews in the middle east, because your racist and dangerous religion looks down upon jews. its funny how there are 30 other Arab countries in the middle east, but you LITTLE FUCKS start complaining about 1 Jewish state? SUCK MY DICK! your all going to have yourselves bombed.

[ArcReforged]

gg.

your 10 generations of inbreeding wins.

go ahead and live your life based off the lies your government feeds you; after all, its what you and biased fucks like you are best at.

[talkAway100]

--> thorpeclassp...YOU ARE AN IDIOT !! WHAT FACTS ARE YOU STATING ??? I DONT SEE ANY FACTS.. WHERE IS UR REFERENCE AND PROOFS ??!! YOU HAVE NONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR ALL OF THE IDIOTS THAT COME ON HERE WITH NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE AND HISTORY BACKGROUND ON THE ISSUE:

1)go get educated first before making stupid remarks..there has been MANY statements made by the Jew's themselves (Israeli government officials and politicians)

[usnavysss]

jews spend money now but then they did'nt.thats like saying iranian people are gay witch they are but hey its not americans thats given weapons to iraq its iran.

[zz03]

hey! wherd my comment go? no problem ill just write it again, "lookin hot" <----- quotin myself :p hehe , i'll leave the rest 4 a later time, peeace

[westforesty2k]

Do you have the pink slip?!! Read what Freedman (one of your own!) has said about you being really "the Jews"! You are only as "Jew" as a muslim chinese is an "arab"! Just because you have Jewish faith doesn't mean you are a real descendant of Jacob. Only very few people are real descendants of Jacob hence a real Jew. You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading lies of such gigantic proportions.

[thorpeclassp]

likewise for you. the Islamic religion has more nonsense propaganda surrounding it than any other faith.

[ArabianPrincess01]

looool like it

[robertk2007]

very funny, now if he did this routine about jews in a syrian comedy club he wouldnt get laughs but maybe thrown in jail.

[JackieRebel]

Yeah he is good this guy is friends with Steve Byrne, Byrne is a Korean-Irish comedian you should check him out too he's hilarious:)

[slakiang]

yeah right????

[f786]

AWESOME!!! Muslims and Jews are brothers. It's time we start treating each other with some respect.

Peace/Salaam/Shalom....

[tumber3]

respect yes, but brotherhood is difficult, for what has happened. Islam is all tolerance, but that does not mean its okay that our Holy Lands are stolen?! have a great day.

[TehraniAryan]

Thats right muslims will never be brothers with jews for you people tortured and killed some of our prophets, and you hurt our muslim brothers in Palestine.

[Ratroll]

Oh jeez, SHUT UP already! This is why people hate organized religion, because of clowns like you.  We're all human (btw, I'm an Iranian too, and more then half of my good friends are Jews. If you'd get to know them, you'd understand how similar we are.)

[TehraniAryan]

BS your Iranian.

[thorpeclassp]

i agree with you bro.  This stupid Palestine conflict is embarrassing Muslim people and giving faith a bad name. Will you give up already? It used to be Israel then it became Palestine, then it became Israel again. Get over it. Palestinians should get over it too. If not for Israel, they'd still be living in tents drinking camel piss. Enough with this BS 4th Century barbarian "Palestinian brothers" and "holy fight" BULLSHIT. its the year 2007, not 107.

[Cajunx2001]

cool

[cbx86]

i am an atheist caucasian british man......all i have to say is this

brilliant, more muslim comedians please

[Satipumo]

This guy is good. (: "Both use KKKKKHHhhh in our language, both yell on the phone when there's no emergency..."

[Balloons4us]

This guy is good! Talented.

[leehktha]

where is he from ?

[arabibrahim]

he's Egyptian

[braver009]

damn hes funnyyyyyyyy

[ilovepalestine]

so tru!

[omerxyz]

haha thats true

[maryamiscool]

hahahahaha i love that