Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer - Let Me Smoke My Pipe LIVE

[MonsterWatchHQ]

i want a banjolele



[tchoeool]

scott miiiiwwwwws

[chedder2407]

i saw this guy live and he is funny as hell

[Hardrada88]

HA! We can proudly say to all those who called us fools for smoking our pipes, who's the fool now?! not I sir, not I *nursing pipe-burn*

[smithrobertdavid]

Can't wait to see him at the Magic Loungeabout festival in a few weeks

[LukeMcClarkzee27]

hahah :)

[genuinelyaperson]

I believe I am starting to like this chap's tweed.

[ikan0uchuujin]

"Let me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool

[nixxelpixxel]

was this originally another song that he changed the lyrics to?

[Freekick141]

Mr B, I must congratulate you, as you do seem to hit the mark! Top show old boy!

[TheChadTate]

Mr B is performing in Brighton on the 5th May at Jam, Middle Street. Click the above link if you want to buy tickets!! BE quick! Go to ticket web to get tickets or go to facebook and message Michael Mcintyre Gold!

[mortuus47]

Funny thing is that the smoking ban has an exception allowing it if it's part of a performance. He could reasonably smoke his pipe indoors without fear of arrest providing he does it during this song.

[MrJbkendell]

I don't know how to chew this guy yet...but i think i like it

[Vlaanderson]

I like how when he asks if smoking is allowed everyone answers "Yes" and then he carries on saying "I awfully encounter problems like this". It's always annoying when your prepared text doesn't fit xD!

[lankinator24]

@Vlaanderson *often. Not awfully.

[kustomflex]

Great track. Well done Mr.B.

[tomlle]

splendid work old bean

[djahughes]

I don't like your tweed Sir!

[akanechan982]

@djahughes bring me my fighting trousers!

[TheCheckicheck]

Take a breath there mrisi old son. Just to correct you on quite a salient point - Mr B did indeed"invent" chap hop. Elemental had never even mentioned it until this lazy attempt to jump on Mr B's far more talented coat tails.

[planetery]

@TheCheckicheck If Mr B invented it, then why does his version suck so hard?

[mrisi]

friends comes over and they start talking about how much they hate rap culture and 50 cent then they go on youtube type in Mr B, laugh and slag of rap music and culture for a bit longer until they need to go light some insence.

[bassfaceal]

@mrisi That's an awfully strong opinion you've got there. Where's your evidence that people only listen to a Mr.B song twice before showing friends and slagging off rap music?

Don't make silly points you can't back up with solid evidence.

[mrisi]

1. I am not a fan of chap hop all together. 2. @AtalayaC It doesn't BELONG to anybody, nobody owns any genre of music, but it was elementals idea and a unique idea that should be making him money and nobody else. Elemental is a rapper that has been a posotive role model for brighton rappers and rappers outside who knows how to rap and doesn't alwase rap like a 'chap' either and makes original songs. Mr b makes parodies for people to laugh at for 2 tracks and then put down until one of there

[dth3012]

Unbelievable!!! Funny and f**k clever, good work!

[newtondecoy]

Good British humour-splendid chap this Mr B ,the P.M should sign him up for the ministry of culture.

[jimbobur]

Your conduct is most uncouth and your lyrics vulgar. I do say, I find the professor a much more civilised and agreeable rhymer. Do not sully the chap-hop genre with your coarse and tawdry hogwash, sir.

Yours sincerely,

Mr J.M.Jimbobur.Esq

[miken16]

@jimbobur My my my.... you, Boy, have a somewhat skewed and offensive point of view. Your "civilised and agreeable" young upstart seems constantly to be hankering after a bout with B, this is most ungentlemanly behaviour.

Perhaps it is YOURSELF who is vulgar and coarse, YOURSELF who is committing this most heinous sullification, and YOURSELF who clearly did not attend finishing school.

Good day.

[jimbobur]

@miken16 Would you not be "hankering after a bout" if you thought that your work was being so poorly imitated by an unworthy charlatan? I'm sure your response will be a 'no', but only to avoid being accused of being a hypocrite for conforming to your own 'definition' of "ungentlemanly behaviour".

One must defend one's territory from the hands of those who would seek to steal rather than to earn. Your precious Mr. B is not an artist. He is merely a Hun gaping at the gates of Rome.

Regards.

[WhiteOni78]

@jimbobur I want to thank you so much for saying: "One must defend one's territory from the hands of those who would seek to steal rather than to earn. ", as I personally needed it. Just seems I finally have opened my eyes and realized I been around to what I refer to as "leeches". I give so much, and get nothing in return; not one sign of appreciation nor even a genuine "thank you". I am lucky to have across your intellectual words that deeply rooted itself in my mind. Much Peace to you. <3

[jimbobur]

@WhiteOni78 You are most welcome :-)

[HomerShipman]

quite funny...once!

[PostersNShizPR]

Sick. The new Mr B video is out this Friday!

[TheCheckicheck]

Superb... Your new long player, "I Say" is also an utter triumph old boy. Fine work indeed.

[DocWito]

MR.B ..... the professor got beef with you xD and dont delete my comment this time or ill send chuck norris to your house :P

[chaza1001]

Anyone know where I can get a fine garment like Mr B's fantabulous blazer?

[revilo314]

@chaza1001

Jack Wills, for the cheapest ones that aren't made of polyester blend or some such nonsense. Or go to a genuine outfitters, rather than some upstart chain of boutiques.

[milkminotaur]

A prodigious talent.

[rhonan]

@mrisi: Please sir, do not embarrass the rest of us Elemental fans with your conduct. First, stop shouting. This is a discussion amongst gentlefolk, there is no need to act like a Yorkie-munching Lorry driver. Secondly, if Elemental himself can be civil whilst referring to the rivalry; we, his fans, should follow his excellent example. Besides, such rivalry encourages the art, one can support them both without conflict.. Though, I really wish Mr. B would lose those bloody hipster glasses.

[Menamebephil]

@rhonan Old people were wearing glasses like that for years, before hipsters started wearing them ironically.

[misterbilbotbaggins]

@rhonan I concur, those hipster glasses are dreadful and cast an unbearable pallor over this gentleman's otherwise impeccable stage presence. Riveting performance regardless!

[Sockr44e]

is he actually english?

[lystellion]

"This guy is amazing".

Yes, but your mid-Atlantic accent isn't. Take some elocution lessons from Mr B.

[mrisi]

YOUR A COPY CAT, PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL STARTED THIS CHAP - HOP STUFF, ITS HIS NICHE, STOP. MAKE ORIGINALS TOO.

[Tesseracter]

@mrisi the sum of the argument ends with the inquiry, "would you like to see chap-hop continue, or stop at one man?" To those steeped in the history of musical genres, your snobbery is consistent with many others, but exploration of the genre is warranted, nay, required, for the continued preservation of the experience. As I was once told by dear old fellow Colton: "Imitation is the sincerest of flattery".

[AtalayaC]

@mrisi So which singular artist does rock, pop, funk, or rap belong to?

[awildyetisprite]

wont you come and smell a pipe with me?

[redlineracer4562]

WTF this is actually good

[innocentearth]

totally original saw him at bestival f in brilliant

[Bethgaw]

Her performed for us at the 2010 Discworld convention in Birmingham last month. I didn't think I would like him but I DID! :)

[Ztworek5]

8 people are proles out in the rain

[jammydick666]

what is the song he is sampling?

[funstuff2006]

@jammydick666

'Let Me Clear My Throat' by DJ Kool

[TheGr1mSqueaker]

he is soo camp

at around 1.45 you can hear someone saying 'this is amazing'

[marmitehighway]

This guy is the future of Music.

[elliedaydream]

genius

[crompton33001]

@HeadbangingGlory, Sir you are an absolute Arse!

[scottmorrison23]

Thumbs up if Let's Do This brought you here :L

[Fukyoureviews]

let me smoke my pipe is a masterpeice of grandious proportions. I am quite entertained and enthralled indeed.

[HeadbangingGlory]

if this fool played at a rap show he would get lynched

[micshaz]

@HeadbangingGlory no

[BooMeRLiNSKi]

@HeadbangingGlory Seeing as he has already played Glastonbury (the biggest greenfield festival in the world) I think you're talking out of your arse.

[HeadbangingGlory]

@BooMeRLiNSKi dude im just joking, dont take it so seriously

[BooMeRLiNSKi]

@HeadbangingGlory Which bit was the funny part? I'm not being nasty, it's just saying "if this fool played at a rap show he would get lynched" doesn't make a joke.

Now if you were sarcastically referencing something somebody else had said I could see it.

[HeadbangingGlory]

@BooMeRLiNSKi its a joke beccause imagine if he played in front of a black audience opening up for a hip hop or rap show, in my mind i can imagine him being chased down cuz of how he uses one of the worlds most well known song and turning into something else.

[Chipmonk619]

@HeadbangingGlory why would he play at a rap show?

[nerdelicious5]

this is so dorky it's painful to watch XD

[Nanaman12345]

What's this beat called?

[drcoxcentral]

This is major camp value! I love it, Korey and Cohost do not understand. Its like Bertie Wooster went into the future and he started rapping.

[MrYetti311]

@drcoxcentral Oh man, i came searching for this video because of that podcast. Nice!

[400batman]

WOW! I may be a saaaaaaad nerd but at least I'm not this guy

[BooMeRLiNSKi]

@400batman Yeah, playing the biggest festivals in the world and undoubtedly earning a boatload of money...

Here's your sign.

[Bizzer10]

why did korey and cohost hate this so much?

[Ovechkinfan3]

They used Kool and the Gang?

If itwasn't so damn good I'd have to kill him.

[daveydave85]

had this stuck in my head all day at work today!

[Karlfalcon]

I forsee a bloody great showdown between the good Professor and Mr. B at some point.

Hopefully it won't degrade into a Biggie/Tupac kind of tiff, thems being gentlemen and all...

[SpiderNebula]

He's not bad, but he's no Professor Elemental...

[teknid]

Prof. Elemental has stated firmly that his rhymes are of a higher quality than that of Mr. B. There's going to be some drive-by pastry throwing.

[NumanFanlfc]

Hes the main Gentleman :-)

[cheesysmilesinc]

banlolaylee

[Wierdmonkey999]

ledge mate

[Guinnie]

Top Shelf

[Jannto]

I tip my hat to you, finest of sirs.

[OrochiOni]

"My pipe smells nice, check 3. The smokes all gone, but now the pubs smell of wee."

LOL! True. :D

[dubinthedam]

top marks...priceless

[liquid1122]

"My pipe smells nice, check 1" LMAO

[Levitaz4236]

Where is the actual channel for this?

[2DRonaldo]

This chap has the skills to pay the Bills.

[kisftw]

"This guy is amazing."

I agree.

[anotherOneMore7]

lovely song. 'kyou

[Cubanalan]

Thanks awfully!

[giantsquidstudio]

Top notch!

[ficklefiend]

I won't stand in the rain with pack of bloody proles!

LOL XD

[perye]

he is fucking epic made my day!

[foopeas]

Quality

[kingjackamus]

anybody rocking an mp3 of this??? this guy is a genius!

x

[zompire]

The guy has a couple full produced album out there, and he has a Myspace too, go check them if you need

[honeythorn]

That little dance he does as the backing track kicks in creases me ! hahaha

[rebelbiscuit]

"I won't stand in the rain with a pack of bloody proles!"

[sebtyni]

Have you no shame? I 'like' the way you have taken EVERYTHING Elemental(victorian rapper from Brighton, thousands of hits on youtube with 'cup of brown joy'-been going for YEARS) has done and completely copied it-He's even called you out for it and you still don't have the decency to respond.

GET YOUR OWN IDEAS YOU FRAUD!!!

[carlosfarva]

The only difference is Mr. B is actually good.

[pickmanfox]

Perhaps you can explain this to me. When I see two different people doing something I think is cool and find entertaining, I'm happy about it. It's better than having one person doing the same thing.

When you see two people the same, you assume one of them is somehow loathsome, solely on the basis of the seniority of the other, and call him a thief.

Why is this? Do you hate yourself and resent being entertained? Or is the whole idea of competition entirely alien to you?

[MODWOLVES91]

this guy is a LEGEND

wots the backing track?

[Jayfive276]

Mark The 45 King - The 900 Number.

The song hes parodying is DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat

[MODWOLVES91]

cheers dude

[cookiechris123]

hahaha listen to the stoned guy in the background at 1:44 "this guys amazing"

[bernieisodd]

he's not stoned, he's just awfally poesh

[AdamJSmith1]

that's actually Billy, singer from The Subways saying that.

[snypa514]

Not enough people smoke pipes these days, it's all cigarettes now. A pipe makes you look sophisticated, yet more masculine.

I can't really talk because I don't smoke, but I'm sure you see where I'm coming from.

[VernianProcess]

Gotta give him respect for the Pharcyde reference!

[dlate10cstopz]

cant wait to see you @the square on 17th jan mr b my band are playing too [me and him] should be lots of fun see you there =)

[pwiyuethp]

Great little gig in Brighton with Kunt! Collapsed Lung??

[lilham2000]

Ahahaha mr b is amazing

x

[sgtrock70]

How nice of you all. Apart from you Kafkaesque...ruddy whistle-blower! bless you B

[kafkaesque1976]

Nice work Jim \o/

You know he's the rapper in Collapse Lung everyone? Eat My Goal!

[GreasyGreb]

Love the posh guy - "This guy's amaaazing..."

[MattDollar]

Mr B is a legend

[drjmrenfield]

Truly, this gentleman is a grand example of all that is good in modern music!

-JMR