How I met Chris Brown

[Fallers47]

ppsssshhhhhhhhhhhh, myspace

[Briyana777]

lol my name's Briyana !

[Breezybry]

oh my god my names bryanna. lololol

[BeyondCutieQueen]

Lol traders

[aaronthomasart]

I sent her first.

[Rae551101]

ahhh I loved this story it made me smile so hard cu z i could picture the whole thing and i bet the friend hewas talkin bout was mijo and i already the big dude was his bodygaurd i forgot his name lol

[PurpleCupcaker24]

Lol

[Neboteen12]

Anyone else spotted Mario in the right corner ? That explains why he is so awesome!

Best regards from Iceland

[blacksocom]

right when i heard the back to the future reference i clicked... "like"

epic movie hands down!!!

[recklessnoobs101]

ohh no she shit in the pool ohh its just chris brown.boring little basturd fu

[misteriousheart3331]

0:37-0:39 that scream was soooo funny... XD

[TheresaTaylor90]

@misteriousheart3331 screaming is THE BEST part

[thatonefreckledgirl]

The Back To The Future reference made me crack up.

[JACTguitarist]

I met him.I was also working in a hotel as security.He had his body guard with him.We had to guard his floor and his room.His body guard was trying to teach him to watch for ppl.Cuz he step out the elevator with his back to me and his guard was like "boom you boy could have popped you right there.Watch yourself son" Chris was all "my bad."They also had me guard the Spider lambo it was blue and red with a spiderman Stuffed animal in the window. He wouldn't let ppl take pix or come close to it.

[1sugacane1]

Dude u already famous, don't worry about Chris Breezy son, I watch ur video's more than his. U THE MAN...Girl in the whit bikini, shame on u.

[KatZeeSykes86]

ahhhhhh, swwoozzzieeee <3

[Creeeeestal]

6:28  LMAOED

[k0nrichmond21]

SWAQQ

[KlayyJayy]

If I ever come to know Chris Brown i am showing him this!!!!

[C4Karura]

If I were there, I would definitely be giving all my attention to Swoozie

[RockstaR1231239]

Whats this ... Myspace .. You are talking about? 0_o

[dancefreak1019]

dude dude duuuuude I saw EVERY VIDEO OF YOURS AND I LAUGH AT THEM EVERY SINGLE TIME! LOL

[slenderface]

I hope you get rhianna :)

[OmgRawrify]

I don't like Chris brown but hell if I ever met you ..

[EAsports1997]

Chris had his gf in a poisson like that it's called the head lock

[pokemonninja808]

I would rather get an auto-graph from you! :)

[Mione12345]

CHRIS BROWN~ hahah! omg if i were you, i'd have freaked out and asked him for an autograph or sth! how'd you stay so calm??!! HAHA

[Tblizzard14]

who else "GASP!!"ed when jordan aske if chris brow was there <3

[rebelian7]

@iRampageHDi yo, my friend is 14 and he's 7' 1", but I'm mad short, I'm like 5' 4 xD

[Diego51592]

why didnt you compete agaisnt him? that would had been awesome!

[iRampageHDi]

6,4? i am 14 and i am 6,8 playa

[youtu13ejunkie]

chris brown beats up women.

[socolala17]

how could you want Chris Brown over Adande?

[GuaroShow]

@benronofficial dude I'm going to be polite and tell u he always changes the names in the stories he tells it fucking obvious that he is trying to make it funny sherlock

[gilliantaylorr7854]

I love that you sound like a good guy .

And gahh u remind me of someone .. :/

[Cludensyo]

Cool stories bro! Keep it up! :)

[xXDucky94]

SCREW Chris Brown! I will always choose you Swoozie :D <3

[TheSHOW634]

I searched how i met chris brown because i like listening to peoples storys and reactions and the first video that pops up is you.

I honestly thought you were trey songz giving his story how he met chris brown :)

[Gurleen29]

You uploaded this on my birthday! :D When's your birthday btw?

[ousainou123]

omg u were a lifeguard me 2 >.>

[ScottSupremeMusic]

HAHA Amazing.

[DHMunroe]

Lol, you got cock blocked to the extreme. XD

[kingboss9000]

ugh Women...only thinking about moneyz. They'll have sex with a cabbage if its green enough.

[hannah5117]

omgggg get me to meet him pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!! i would LOVE U 4EVER!!!!!

[Bazzzketballfan]

i love how you just bossed around Chris Brown and his bodyguard like they were kindergarden kids

[PrinceMyuziqk]

I Have Gotten Like #StalkerMode On These Videos. This Guy Is BY FAR The Best Video Blogger On Youtube. Keep Posting

[Ygdrasium]

anyone know how tall swoozie is

[MrsCBreezy05]

so he was representing team b?

TEAM BREEZY haha

[loveguaranteed]

lol this is funnyyyy..i wonder if chris brown watched this video hahaha u gotta tweet it to him!!!

[NiecyBakOnDeck02]

:S He met the CHRIS BROWN! XD

[JerryFromNewJersey]

So you're saying that none of these girls remembered that Chris Brown beat the piss out of Rihanna? Shame on these Gold diggers.

[krastina100]

Did u really meet him well if you did OMFG i love chris brown<3

[TheNancypower]

i love your vlogs, from holland

[Arrow6210]

Im sure the chick in the white bikini regretted not picking you when she got the shit beat out of her

[MJNympho4Eva]

OMG!! YOU LOOK LIKE TREY SONGZ!!!

[michaeljackosnspyt]

You are so lucky swoozie that you got to met Christopher Maurice Brown I love Chris Brown :D

[LittleOreo22]

ooohhh meh god too lucky man too lucky 

[pokemonmaster90978]

Dam I never got to see the matrix but the way u told us I thought I was being in two videos at once for that split second

[mjvision100]

the sound effects and those screams (you kind of look like fred when you scream) this is hilarious you super animated lol

[tituss1992]

@karmoncoles is that where your video stopped...jk lol

[trinigamer1]

hell yea XD ur trinidadain xD bessness XD

[cupcakeskate88]

Ohmygod dude you're the man.

[moneyismagic2011]

if i saw u with crhis brown i would be like

"hey is that chris brown? look hes with 0.o SOOOOZIE!!!!!!!!!

[pookieXXxD]

dont kanye me or ill chris brown you

interrupt ^ beat you ^

[illusenrox91]

2:47

"Ugh crap..." Literally! lol :P

[monkeyboy991000]

i cant beleive that son of a bitch chris brown stole your girl!

[kuo94]

Swoozie u are much much hotter then Chris Brown!

[bambibethy18]

haha dude ever since i found out about you from mp start i've been having like a swoozie dinner theater with my mom lol

[karmoncoles]

pause at 1:04 n he look drunk

[TheArchangles982]

"And I'm like, Water Balloon Fight, and then they were all like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"And I raise my hand again and I'm like, Cannonball Contest and they're all like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[ShinyHunterSG]

MARIO!!!

[LiNdSeYandAmBeR]

lol...bRIHANNA. Hope it works out for you two. ;)

[TownHeroine]

I'm sorry but Chris Brown is on another level... wooh i would have started getting dizzy. Just saying haha

[angel00cutie00kitty]

LOL chris brown is mad ugly to me I rather pick yuu yeo

[J2nnuks]

If I saw you and Chris Brown, I'd definitely walk up to you first! :D

Hello from Estonia. :)

[beneathyourlove]

*Swoozie and Chris Brown eating ice cream*

''Oh my Lord, he has blessed me with this fine young man here in front of me,...with all that talent and that sexy soothing voice, Please be so kind to take a picture with me''

*Hands Camera over to CB*

[lovable400]

0:38 He sound like FREDDDDD!!!! lmlz Right

[Over18Mayn]

If it makes you feel any better I'd so have ignored Chris brown for you :) he's not that cute anyway..

[Nikedude109]

How i met justin bieber.

[SFCIAzzZzA]

im gessing this was pre woman beating cause girls now hate him lol good hes a prock

[swoozie06]

@SFCIAzzZzA ~ hahah yes- def pre-Rhianna fight

[bosniancristianorona]

@swoozie06 swoozie :O

[BenronOfficial]

@swoozie06 HOLD Da fuck up, u makin ICHAT vids and stuff and u are talkin bout ur twin loves her but u cant even spell her name.

Rihanna, You wouldnt't know.

[miajoseph100]

Swear na swoozie ur a trini???? if u were i waould still like doh making u one would have jus been de icing on the cake lol

[swoozie06]

@miajoseph100 ~ I am actually :)

[ThickiD07]

@swoozie06 hoss fuh real u're a trini? doh make that joke nah! btw u seriously u looked like try songs in this video no lie..i was watching n was like what the? i love ur vids...they rel funny! keep them coming :)

[liamisamonster]

serious? wowz

[liamisamonster]

@miajoseph100 iza trini too!!

[miajoseph100]

@liamisamonster yes i am born an raised an proud of it :)

[MegaRandomtroll]

r u somalian?

[mosheh101]

Dude you're from trinidad so am i :)

[trinikene21]

@mosheh101 Swoozie's from trini doh make jok??

[BmOn3y1]

Funny ish....Let me knw when ur finished wit "Brihanna"

[superrinella26]

ýou look like Mateo

[Rachewable]

18 people got hit by chris brown

[alizaaquino1]

#LOL I love the little kid screams !! Hahaha they sound like lil dolphins ;D

[Bluebafoon]

@swooz1e why would they even go for chris anyway if you get my minds eye -_-

[EntirelyUnlikeTea]

Yeah man like he said if I was Chris Brown, I'd be all like "HOLY CHEEZ-IT! It's swoozie! Yo, man, can I get yo autograph?"

[wailey08]

Dude, I don't know what is up with those girls! I would have picked you and I would freak out if I saw you I would be like its swoozie!!! And like the other girls were like oh its chris brown, i'd say who cares though? You should have warned the girls because chris brown you know he "hurt" rihanna. Love your videos!

[crazy4corbinbleux]

you look so cute in the hat and lil hoodie

[WhisperzIshBored]

hello from germany :D

please aswer it would be so cool to get an answer from swoozie :D

[SorrowfulMemory]

at 1:25 he looks like the game :P lol nice videoo ~

[earlybecomings]

im fairly certain is you wanted to be trey songz, you could. GET TO WORK.

[surfergirl27]

My friend met Chris Brown at HOT 97 in NYC this weekend in the elevator and he said Chris Brown laid a big fart in the elevator. My friend said he is still traumatized by the smell.He's a little dramatic lol.

[LILLYWAYNA]

@surfergirl27 LOL

[SuperBlackboy2]

I'm taller than chris brown, and im 12

[hellomynameisKATiiE]

6:27 - 6:32  LMFAOOOO

[MissyRulez93]

ok haha this was a really good one. couldn't stop laughing! and dude i've seen chris brown and although I love some of his music, you outdo him by far! and swoozie...YOU ARE FAMOUS! have you seen all the freakin comments on your videos man?! haha keep 'em coming =D

[clubmice]

B-RIHANNA!

[luckycinify]

Chris<Adande "OMFG, I-IT'S SWOOZIEEEEEE! Wait, who's the kid next to him? Eh. ADANDEEEEE! OVER HERE!" (:

[Co0kieNo0dle]

#LOL 

[TheVidNerd]

Then he hit you.... (jk jk. Great story as always Swoozie)

[michellelovesyoubaby]

he's not even that good-looking.

[TheRcade]

the swimming effects thing was AWESOME !!!

[Jelliejoy48]

Omg I wish I was there !!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lolMegxxx]

lets just call her brianna, lol so funny

[sunieedee]

EEEEEE CHRISS BROWN:D.....

[tinyman12323]

Wow so he was a really nice person? The odds!

[Ms13Cutiepie]

why i thought this was going to be trey songz when i first clicked on it lolz

[wutevababy]

Thought he was like 6'1, but sounds gravy ntl :L

[meroko15701]

Dude, you're so much better than him.

[Concon237]

Uur So funni dude!!!

[BasicNerf]

Brianna lol

[parristar]

lol oh my word this is sooooo funny....everybody in the house must think im crazy. **cant stop laughing** and yh i woulda probably picked u over chris lol

[sexymoi93]

this story really had me laughing lol

[moposico]

Dude ur lucky he didnt punch u cuz ud have to HADOKN him

[demiaki]

i would have totally picked u instead of christ brown.....

[swoozie06]

@demiaki ~ awwwwww :))))

[JerryFromNewJersey]

@demiaki lol @ (Christ) Brown..Nothing Christ about that dude :)

[dudevernameistaken]

...and then he beat the shit out of white bikini girl? ....that's what happened right? Right?

[Enzkulee]

Love your blogs! Keep ´em coming!

Hello from Finland :)

[swoozie06]

@Enzkulee ~ SOO cool!!! And you know I will!

[DarkAngel97x]

You and Chris Brown. Forget Chris Brown. Swoozie!!!!!!!!

[ItsAyannaBabe]

to me, he kinda looked like trey songz in with video. but swooze you are hot to me

[iwuznvrhere]

you are soo funny!! i hope you visit hawaii sometime:)

[SlipKnotsMyGod]

i would rather meet swoozie then chris brown

[donius22]

i met him today at the mall :-)

[iCherrryz]

Love your vids! If i saw you with chris brown id also be like omg its swoozie! and im not a guy haha

[teengamer1]

If i saw u with chris brown , i would be like omg its swoozie!!!!!!!!!!!! Im a guy so no homo XD

[swoozie06]

@teengamer1 ~ No homo taken #LOL

[BetaB0ss]

randomly rewatching some of your vids and 1:06 is one of your funniest moments.  all friendly then you get straight to business. rofl just picturing that is too hilarious.

[whokingcole]

: DONT MAKE ME CHRIS BROWN YOU UPSIDE THE FACE

[beautyevil]

u look like treysongz ans i love ur personnality, so funny! :P

[xoglamaphonic]

greetings from.. hong kong! :)

[xxnorcalchickxx]

was this incident before or AFTER chris brown beat the crap out of rihanna? i bet you don't do that to any girl:)

[TheJupi92]

Or am I??? Lol going to subscribe

[thebigeyedgirl]

I notice that u have fans from all over the world. :-) More videos please!!! :-D Greetings from Singapore!! :-D

[swoozie06]

@thebigeyedgirl ~ Singapore?!?!? THATS sooo awesome!

[whokingcole]

@swoozie06 greatings from ONTARIO canada

[lunchbox203710]

lol at 6:27 to 6:31

[chrisballa101]

Yeah chris brown is real tall! I met him too.

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

haha your life is so awsome

[chrantheman]

Why would you envy a women beater anyway?

[cbluv100]

I love me some chris brown Yummyyyy

[MellyBe3]

Hilarious!

[Hyp3r0pt1kz]

swooz when i watched this video in the related video's chris brown has more...

[FlexRainZ]

lmao swoozie 1:07 hahah jst go for it ay!

[MartyMcflyz]

Back to the Future reference :)...ftw!

[swoozie06]

@MartyMcflyz ~ Fist tap my friend :)

[Lea234ify]

can you say that this dude is insane!!!!!!!!!!! it seems like he's obsessed! lol

[Lea234ify]

first of all, he's not all that....lol that's cool that he met chris brown but in all actuality chris does have better things to do than remember each and everyone of his fans. I'm sure he appreciates all the love and support.

[JRealGhetto]

@Lea234ify says who, Rihanna? lol

[Lea234ify]

@JRealGhetto lol lmao it seems like he was jealous that chris brown can get more girls than him. that guy is ugly. lol

[Juniversal]

@Lea234ify...God damn, get off his dick lol. Chris Brown already has body guards. He doesn't need you loll.

[honeyclaypot]

the screaming is hilarious dude :) lol

LMAO bRihanna