"Cleaver" from The Sopranos

[BigBitchesCarHouse]

Paulie talking on the phone LIKE A BOSS

[rjplamf61]

Silvio really knows how to enjoy himself. He is the only one eating the popcorn

[Sozlled]

Even when Silvio eats popcorn it looks like he's agreeing.

[MrCorisdavis913]

1:48 is the look of an absolute sociopath.

[Vidinotes]

lol porn music. they're eating it up too like its Oscar material

[MzChelxoxo]

So its a porn/slasher/mafia film.

[ThomasFerrugia]

Who's the Asian actress in the movie?

[mtvjock]

@ThomasFerrugia Her real name is Jane Kim. She's a former Miss Georgia Teen USA. Check out all her acting credits on IMDB.com

[grapisavillain]

PAULIE: "Who? The Guatemalan?

Preceded by that cheesy ringtone version of Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkle, has me laughing every time. Only Paulie would be such an wanker as to answer the phone at the pictures. Gotta love it!

[azurescens420]

That would be the cheesiest movie ever if it was real

[jensvillumsen]

Paulie answers the phone in the cinema....100 % arsehole...lmao.

[soccerstarr12]

Paulie saying "Tell him to put it in the trunk" right before the sex scene is priceless!

[mantlenyy]

They'll find parts of him all over Canarsie.

[Zarrinkoub]

haha what an awful movie this would be

[pecorino69]

@Zarrinkoub could'nt be any worse than "MACHETE"  lol

[BadaBingEnjoy]

Anyone know what's paulie ring?

[Tordek98]

@BadaBingEnjoy I know this is 3 months late, but it sounds like Cecilia by Paul Simon.

[mtvjock]

@BadaBingEnjoy It's a .midi ringtone of "Cecelia" by Simon & Garfunkel

[cheeros]

d part where d boss tells d girl "he's a good kid, but what u need is a man"-- it's preceded by a shot of AJ and followed by a shot of his girlfriend (blanca). at the after party, she is annoyed by AJ and breaks up w/ him shortly after.

[CertifiedGooner729]

Cleaver didn't look half bad. It probably wouldn't be good enough for a theatrical release, but it might be worth a watch on dvd. Not all straight-to-dvd movies are bad.

[JGD714]

@CertifiedGooner729 You kidding? Cleaver's already way better than Twilight. I mean, there has been worst movies on theaters.

[dander337]

HAHAHAHA Paulie doesn't have an ounce of self-consciousness when his phone rings and just talks like it's the thing to do.

[bitchazzmothafuckaz]

This is what would happen if they made Tales from the Hood with the cast of Jersey Shore.

Va fangooooollllll!!!!!!

[unknownsoldiertruth]

Cleaver killed Christopher. How could he be so blind to have someone representing Tony cheat, that clearly carmela and everyone will notice. Also in the movie he has that meeting in his basement, that's stupid. It's giving away certain tactics that Tony uses to communicate. Not to mention it was an awful movie. Cleaver is a contributing factor to why Tony killed Christopher in my opinion.

[unknownsoldiertruth]

Cleaver killed Christopher. How could he be so blind to have someone representing Tony cheat, that clearly carmela and everyone will notice. Also in the movie he has that meeting in his basement, that's stupid. It's giving away certain tactics that Tony uses to communicate. Not to mention it was an awful movie. Cleaver is a contributing factor to why Tony killed Christopher in my opinion.

[SkunkyAngry]

It's funny how just subtle changes in the lighting differentiate between what's supposed to be an actual film like Cleaver vs. the Sopranos show that it takes place in....

[nomad8k]

baldwin is just as bad of an actor in real movies

[Obannonify]

Cleaver rules!

[kanguesso]

So chris did really fantasize about killing Tony eh? I mean he used to always talk trash but once you put it into a movie really says a lot about how you really feel.

[arrival35]

Isn't that statue hanging from the rear view mirror at 1:52 the same statue that Furio gave to AJ as a gift when he came back from Italy in the episode where his father died??

[Tomas11381]

haha Sil with the popcorn at 2:12 :D

[Tomas11381]

lol dvsssk8er that's just bad xD

[PabzGLRP]

LOL, Paulie's ringtone.

[Charybdys]

Is the undead guy a "Gaba Ghoul" or a "Va Fan Ghoul"?

[Amino2]

@Charybdys LMAO

[michaelprep74]

@VonTavast yea lol

[mahavishnuxc]

@michaelprep74 you guys are crazy, paulie's part is great. right when theyre about to have sex he comments "tell him to put it in the trunk." right when theyre starting to have sex, perfectly synchronized.

[Pentagon1311]

I wonder if this movie was a "flop" or not..

[michaelprep74]

lol I like wen the killer says " welcome to the chop shop cougine "

[VonTavast]

@michaelprep74 Hahah yeah I can't stop playing that part over and over.

[pat557]

Rosalee look @ Carmela...then Carm's face...LMAO

[mugatu5000]

What an unoriginal piece of shit lol. But the funny part is that some people would actually pay to watch this shit. And it's so funny seeing Sil seeing the resemblance between Baldwin and Tony

[Avngingandbright]

"Who? The Colombian?" "Tell her to put it in the trunk."

[Tabozauras]

it's Daniel Baldwin, relax, dont fight

[zetherino]

I love how not only is the "actor" wearing Tony's robe, but the movie is filmed in his actual basement lol

[TheLarryProtocol]

I like how the movie is a representation of Tony (portrayed by the Boss) always undermines Christopher (at least in his eyes). If I recall correctly, Tony and Adriana (the chick) had an affair, and it shook Chrissy's faith in Tony.

[emerica2343]

@TheLarryProtocol they never had an affair although there was obvious sexual tension between Adrian and tony. rumor spread after they were in a car accident together trying to get some coke, people said Adrian was giving tony a bj but the hospital proved to chris that Adrian was in an upright position in the car. but psychologically it still bothered chris and his feeling ended up spilling into the film

[poops1]

i wanna have sex with the asian girl from cleaver

[YouPenetrate]

A-FAN-GHOUL!!!!!!!! lol

1:45

[seamyo]

i wud pay a lot of money for a copy of this if it was fully made, haha awesome.

[evilmm80]

Its funny watching Tony and the guys getting all into the movie that's based on them. It was said that the DeCavalcante family (whom The Sopranos are based on) used to get all excited over The Sopranos.

[williamrafe1]

paulie walnuts-" tell him to put it in the trunk" lol mob comedy

[poops1]

damn alec baldwin looks like shit

[killertoad]

@poops1 it ain't alec baldwin you stupid sack of fuck

[poops1]

@killertoad

its a baldwin, you POS, thats always close enough lol

[NJRocks281]

paulie would talk in the theater lol

[dmurph211]

Ro is Jackie apriles widow

[xxxMETALPUNXxxx]

lol Paulie on his cell!

[downtownford]

that asian chick is hot!

[vegetaholic2]

lol silvio imitation 2:25, silvio like what :DDDDDD

[FernandoPS]

1:43 "Va fangul!" Best line in the season!

[sirclever]

lmao XDXD i thouoght the same man

[sal70228]

Does anyone know the actors real name at 0:25? Thanks!

[FGN123]

Danny Baldwin lol...Alec's brother.

[sal70228]

lol thanks.

[J1j1p]

yea his real name is Daniel Baldwin hes playing himself.

[sal70228]

Thanks J1j1p!

[smelkos]

lmao at pauli " tell him to put it in the trunk"

[scob62]

edie falco is really hot and gives good head

[zcrosby]

this shows how we put our unconscious things onto the screen. no wonder we have so many brutal movies...

[OhdieXD]

lol Silvio laughing at 2:25 xD

[JMVEntertainment]

imagine that this would of been a real movie, i can see it now Quentin Tarantino and David Chase be directors

[NikeAurrs45]

clever is based off of alec baldwins thoughts LOL

[NikeAurrs45]

i don't understand is the mob boss's name sally boy or eugene? WTF

[kevsul47]

well this is mine too sally..and now you can have it!

[Wiseguy453]

Poor AJ, who would know that 3:14 would be a foreshadow of Blanca dumping him?

[alice1cmd]

lol Paulie talking :D:D

[MartinJosePonferrada]

"tell 'em to put it in the trunk."

[edy043]

Who is that Asian girl in the movie? She is hot!

[TobiasAKL]

"He's a fuckin' rat!!"

"We can't really prove it"

"So your gonna argue with me now?!"

Sil's laugh of this scene, and Tony who doen't get that it's based him cracks me up.

[0sAndOnes]

"I didnt ask you what you fuckin think!"

[horsefucker1680]

Afanguuu!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

chris shouldve changed the boss in the basement with the same robe tony always wears

[TonySuperano]

You cocksucking muddafucka's ' ! ! !!

[StealthyKat]

I loved this show! Christopher was my fav...so misunderstood LOL!

[pl0x3rzj00]

" tell them to put it in the trunk"

[stpeters7294]

dayummmmmmmmmm chris is wife is smokinn hottttttt n sweet titsssssss at 3:39

[imhood37]

i know man in one picture she looks exactly like cody lane (a pornstar) except a little pailer but this chick is fucking hot without the plastic surgery

[scarecrowmex]

Rosalie Aprile always turns me on wow what a woman

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

agreed, shes the alpha female of her group, besides being more physically gorgeous than carmella soprano, gabriella dante, and angie bonpensaro, maybe combined lol, shes married into the aprile toughness, theres something about the aprielle name that comes with fear and toughness

[Psychology]

Artie's wife was hotter.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

maybe so physically but shes not one of "them" as they say and ro's toughness which charmane lacks is attractive, the tit category goes to charmane definatly :)

[Psychology]

Yeah, she definitely had great boobs.

[JRilla1879]

@Psychology

YEAH TONY SOPRANO

SHOULD A FUCKED HER

AGAIN

BUT HE DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH GAME

TO GET HER TO CHEAT ON ARTIE

BUT TONY ALREADY FUCKED THAT

BUT NOT WHILE SHE WAS ARTIES WIFE

ITS 2 BAD

[imhood37]

ew thats fucking nasty man

[scarecrowmex]

what? are you a fag or something?

[imhood37]

no shes like fucking 50 and she has all those damn rinkles and stuff people have diffrent taste but to me that fucking nasty maybe if she was like 20-30 yrs younger ide agree with you other than that you have bad taste

[scarecrowmex]

sounds like a faggot to me

[imhood37]

im not a faggot i think your a bi sexual cunt with terrible taste you like 50 yr old women you should go on the cougar then

[Wobbothe3rd]

Artie's Wife >>>>>>>>>Rosalie

[tsabbad]

Ro is Richie Aprile's (RIP) ex-wife.

Loraine is Artie's.

[bbpKidd13]

lol I was always thought that cleaver idea was funny. I t was funny cause it seemed it would never work and I think that is what chase was trying to make fun of. This shit was funny, it is probably better most dumb movies out there anyway.lol

lmao

[batonga85]

paulie: {on phone) what the guatemalan? put him in the trunk. classic.

[scarecrowmex]

haha lol

[HerbChambers200]

I meant to give you a thumbs up on that comment, best part of the clip

[BOIZADAS]

@batonga85 Yeah it's classic and makes me cry laughin every time. I am gone miss those bastards.

[bloodypimphand7]

@batonga85 No, he says, "Who, the guatemalan? What time is he gonna be there?

Tell him to put it in the trunk".

[LetricBud]

@batonga85

Its actually "Who the Guatemalan?....What time is he gonna be there?....Tell him to put it in the trunk..."

[REALDEALRIPTV]

@batonga85

He says ''Tell him to put IT in the trunk'' Not ''put HIM in the trunk''.

[Vidinotes]

@batonga85 The "put it in the truck" line comes when the boss is getting ready to plow the young slut

[VisitorY]

Thy will be done.

[dubzy81]

a mafia/horror is actually a pretty cool idea

[dvssk8er3]

@dubzy81 sure is original

[sonnyred5050]

@dubzy81 or "Mafia the Musical" ...lmao, how funny and akward would that be!

[edgehead411]

so your gonna argue with me now?

[darragh44]

I'd pay to see this movie!