French and Saunders - Sex Skit

[NinaJulliet]

laughing my toilet parts off hahaha french & saunders are genius.

[sandstormxx]

My teachers did this skit for Sex Ed.

It was so embarrassing.

[TheNick279]

Genius.

[Amezie14]

"i think its, the middle, yeah the middle one!!!"

[CocaineHabbit]

"...its a very pleasurable experience"

[meshel2u]

poor jen she is trying so hard not to laugh lol

[lilyloveCCJL]

Put you off sex for life lol

[JBfanforlife]

lmao toilet parts!

[MateoJFR]

28 ppl are mad because they didn't find a mallet in time.

[21thewiseone]

omg i cant stop laughing

[seanhayesbaby]

That is the scariest and most odd way of explaining sex... I should show this to my little cousins

[4everdreamsagafan]

28 people don't have toilet parts.

[kimpunkrock]

this is so 80's!!!! Look at those hairdos!~

[revolvigdoors]

was she really pregnant when they did this tour?

[ScottScott12345]

"That's when you know that you're having an organism"

LOL.

[Uminbope]

This is brilliant sex education. XD

[CROCODILEYEAST]

LMFAO

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

eat the blubba in a curry or a soup. mmm placenta curry

[WAHEYgigoloPIG]

"have you ever seen a man's toilet parts?"

CLASSIC!

[ChocolateChad127]

How many hands is it please? :D

[PureMe1981]

LMAFAO HAHAHHAHAHA

[DarkPhoenixBlood]

5000 trillion fish come jumping out!!

[Jamman1214]

Which came first... French and Saunders, or Gaffney and Najimy?

[mvtdeassis]

Hahaha fish all over the place

[HiroyukiNishino]

"That's when you know you're having an organism"

[WickedLady1234567]

lol that is really good for sex education lol it would be very very funny!!!

[Barderella]

totally hilarious :)

[CelesteContradiction]

I CANT BREATH

[Piglet0123456789]

What is the egg really?

[giddeygirl]

@Piglet0123456789 The egg really is tiny and does not come out until after you ovulate and if it is not fertilised. If it is fertilised, it forms the foetus and is eventually a baby.

[ikarpathak]

so funny

[NEWGENERATIONTOOLS]

when Dawn and Jennifer were younger this was just an awesome sketch. I liked it when I saw it on their 08 tour but Dawn was just a tad too loud to really make it work..just not innocent enough. But, This particular sketch is brilliant.

[Brocolli3bunny]

And you have to whack all the fish with a mallet!! ha ha ha

[revolvigdoors]

was jen really pregnant around that time, because the only times I've even seen her with dark hair is when she's pregnant..

[mckenziewilkes]

oh my gosh they act just like my friend and I

[GeorgeyBoy13]

"And that's when you know you're having an organism" LOL

[bestpenpal1]

That's how you know your having an organism! hahaha

[FayeKuanYin]

A man has got three dangly toilet parts! hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[CandyApple214]

Is it bad to think that she still looks rather sexy whilst preggers?

....Probably.

[krodemion]

Worst sex ed ever.

Lol. xD

[bjbris91]

have you ever seen a mans toilet parts?

hahahahahaha

[Dayna208]

OMG! IM NEVER HAVING SEX AND NO ONE CAN MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol jkin :D

[laneyangel]

french and saunders are legends hard to believe they been doin this for over twenty years they never cease to amaze and amuse and i've been a fan since day 1 long live f&s xxxxxx

[AbFabFan09]

one of my favourite f&s sketche's of all time

[BCBCSeason1]

Squak!  Moo!

[Mikemaniax]

Geez! If human reproduction is that theatrical, nobody would ever have sex!

[kaichi23]

They should show this for sex ed the teen pregnancy rate would completly fall lol

[Tabula0Rasa0]

haha that's true

[trueAUSSIEstar]

jen saunders is the sex :P

[Iluminator]

very pleasurable experience

[user12119]

OMG look at the 80s hair!

[bionicblonde37]

I agree this is still hilarious i saw them live last year on their farewell tour and they did this sketch even funnier now!! Love F&S always xx

[tassieness]

This is my all time favourite. It is as funny today as it was 15 years ago!!!!!

[GixeGina]

very pleasurable, lol

[tizzydogg]

rofl. that was soo funny. i got in trouble from my sister for laughing too loud at it hehe

[grantapuslafsalot]

How many hands is it please?

[glenmcneish]

At least 2!!

[MrsLovett112]

Ah, the amount of girls vowing their virginity after that sketch. Hilarious!

[BessyBumblebee]

lmao MrsLovett112!!!

They should show this at schools as sex education - bet the number of teen pregnancy's would go down! ha ha ha!

[gfayzako]

Lmao, they're truly one of a kind.

'Do you want to know what I'm doing this weekend'

'No'.

Lmao!

[froggy4132]

the new one in their farewell tour is much better

[kagome312411]

why would anyone go there? i don't hate Jen. she rox my sox.

[Guimmi]

this is trully hillarious!!!! looool

I still don't know how can they keep a straight face for 7 whole minutes...!

just brilliant... lots of imagination, though...lool

[worldofcomedy]

how old is this.

[kranktank]

LMAO sounds like a giant Mad Max penis/todger

[LolaofAr]

yup,can i hear a "wrapp em up in the towel and flush em down the toilet" f ya reckon ths should be the sex ed video for girls n high school lol

[Tabula0Rasa0]

Lol the haircuts!

[CelticRaE19]

" so you get on the bed spread open you legs and wait for the eggs to come stupid!"

i would be petrefide for life of sex if dawn french had been the first to tell me about it lol

[megaminiB]

its almost put me off sex for life :P quality Xx

[binschmidt]

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[Angelindisguise17]

Saw these two live bk in March. They were excellent!!

Its realli sad that they are no longer goin to be doin the sketch shows anymore.Even tho they will still do stuff together, nuthin will ever beat the F&S shows.

They are legendary!!

.x.

[arranparma]

lol. i havent heard the word "todger" in years

[Irridescent]

That's how it must have happened, I was drunk!

[scra999]

See? This is what happens when you allow abstinence-only sex "education" in schools. LOL :P

[cisamichanne]

Hmm... fluffy hair, late 80s early 90s? Lol I love those gals!

[pinkieer]

I think it's 85/86 -- Jen is pregnant with either her first or second daughter.

[mochuck]

Its 1987 - Secret Policemens 3rd Ball

[tamie00]

the same skit on the comic relief channel. I thinks it from the first comic relief stage show in 1985 before it went on telly.

[icanhaveahobnob]

I bought the VHS "Comic Relief - Utterly Utterly Live " just the other day.

This skit is on it, and it is recorded in april 1986.

[HyperNeptune]

I love Jennifer's hair in this. <3

Totally gutted I can't see them on their current [and last] tour. :(

[evoloosh1]

the way she says "How many hands is it, please?"

frickin hilarious!

[MsDevilQueen]

Jen's Hair Awsum!!

[obag697]

f&s could have a lot of fun with an updated version:

"do you know menopause?"

"yes"

"what is it then?"

[SirMalrose]

This is the best sketch ever, it never fails to make me laugh out loud :D

[sweettoxic233]

fish everywhere x

[luciandryan]

Outrageous, LOL :)

[Alexandriabeard]

lol ohhh my gosh sooo funny......strangely i dont really want children anymore.....

[EmoGizzmo]

FISH

;P

NUFF S3D

XXXX

[MarleyMonsoon]

Jennifer and Dawn are absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

[swed90]

hahahahhaha I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

[AtheistLiving]

You know,celibacy sounds quite good to me now :)

[dramalife15]

aww i love them two! how jennifer keeps a straight face is amazing she cn make herself seem so silly .. great once again girls!

saw them live and goin again! when i saw them at the end jen started laughin and to be honest her laughing made it even funnier!

jordanna

xx

[clevm002]

GOT TO EAT LOL!

[michaelritchie200]

A very pleasurable experience...

[monardableu]

I think I'm going to faint!!! LOL! (I don't remember the green slime part, tho. I must've been drunk...every time, HA HA)

[gljht]

i saw this sketch live on the 2nd of may!!

i am actually in love with them both! :]]

[aliciaxb]

they did this in their liv show this yr didnt they ? thay wore the same outfit aswel haha :D thanx for postin this :D

[citruswedding]

this was so awesome live :D

haha

i actually am in love with dawn french :)

x

[WeeJimmyKrankie]

Nah mate

I love her more:]

[mosherdude91]

But I love her most.

Hah!

xD

[WeeJimmyKrankie]

ohhh bitch

:]

[MadManArt]

3 dangly toilet parts! hahahahaaha!!

[ScarlettRobillard]

I went to see them last week and they did this sketch. Classic.

[Clickyfingersvideo]

brilliant. first sketch they ever wrote.

[ragdoll3456]

absolutely classic!

[MattAlexan]

julielii Thanks for this upload- I had yearned to see this again since I first laughed at it in the Eighties......Absolute comedy genius!

[SirKevinMartin]

I SO LOOOOOVE THISSSSSSSS. I'm having an organismmmm! LMFAO.

[YuccaPucca]

HOW MANY HANDS IS IT PLEASE?

;D

[Getzwinkytime]

omfg this is fucking funnnnnnyyyy!!!!!! idk how they can do this with straight faces

[drewkruel]

who was her sex ed. teacher? lol

[kskelt]

OMG I love the 80s - for the hair alone! LMAO. Love this sketch hahaha.

[jcastelyn]

absoloutely magnificent! I just don't know how they do this with straight faces!!!!

[MissBehave915]

deres a big metal part comin out of it...

[MissBehave915]

hav u eva seen a mans toilet parts??

the midl 1 iz the important 1...

[Tomule2]

you gonna have it offff :))

[ilovekellyadams]

Dawn French <333333

She's amazing!

[omarqaqish]

Oh my God..... NEVER HAVE I laughed like this. I think I'm going to die!!!

[JenPol]

I just peed myself!

[greyhoundmadness]

lol at their hair!!!

[BeneathSkiesOfDawn]

XD!!!

[kennedyclan1]

get over depression check this out!

[PearlyProductions]

oh dear, that is hilarious!! :)

[koflo22947]

lol.....i need to pee

[MaryJamesMurdoch]

That's when you know you're having an organism. BAHAHAHA!

[StunnedOo]

it's so imaginative!! they are absoloutly amazing!

[twiggy11051991]

wahey massive bouffant hair!! lol how appropriate that there are 69 comments! (well before i wrote this)

[twiggy11051991]

not really no.

[ohnoyouaint]

Why am I American and kind this funny?

[jkluckhurst]

I first saw this donkeys years ago - it was and is the most funny thing I have ever seen - it was sooooo good to see it again THANKS

[hahahuloveme]

me and dawn have soo much fun together

[squarepeg05]

very pleasurable experience LOL

[IrishEyes1989]

I can't stop laughing right now!!! Dawn and Jen make my life!! :D :D :D

[ElvenChaos]

Haha, I'm so glad Dawn wasn't my sex ed teacher. I'd be put off from sex, for life. XD

[ErinHolland]

Bash it, bash it!

[PrincessAnne01]

Oh I love F&S :-)

Thank you so much for posting this :-D

[silliwilli82]

"Have you ever seen a man's toilet parts?" Hahhaha. Too funny.

[izzielove101]

"very pleasurable experience"

brillent

[XxTemptedAngelxX]

x_ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!­!!

[12rosso34]

dat is sutch a funni vid :) 5 star rating ;) well dun :)

[SimpleBum]

does anyine know when they did this like wat year its so funny i got tickets!!!!!!!!

[Capelaio]

seems like 87.. end of 80s for sure...considering that they've been at it for 20 years now ^^

[teknikad]

I LOVE Jennifer's face when Dawn says "how many hands is it please??!" LOL!

[hrryzdlr]

omg, how young does dawn french look

[EJTJ04]

"You are going to have it off? You're going to have it off, aren't you? It's a good thing you asked me, b/c I know. The first thing you need for contraception is some towels. It's a good idea if they are dark-colored towels b/c there is a lot of muck and goo on them." LMFAO

[natesot]

oh my god this is so funny.

[PamHa6996]

well they dont all die if theres any left on the floor flapping about you just grab there tails and get a mallet and smack em lol

[TheAspiringActress]

i love it when shes like 'oooooooOOOOOOooo'. 'you know contraception...what is it then?' LMFAO!

[weirdloopyloo]

i love the hairstyles (and i'm not even being sarcastic, i love 80's hair)

[peachi93]

Heh, the fish.

[diorshizzlexcore]

By now the todger is THIS big! XD

[rosepetal34]

the fish oh my god

[lewiepowie]

wats that flash in the background at 06:49?

[pianoman073]

just scrape them up ad put it in the toilet...

[ummmyawanna123]

one word - HAIR!!

love these two they are legends...

[alexanderthatcher]

very very very funny!

[72natch21]

LOL "very pleasable experience" :D

[jn2585]

that was hilarious!!! lol classic!

[princessDianaB]

i luv dis its reali funny. jen ndawn jus rock ma world.

[dimiavasiel7]

I'm glad that isn't how labor actually is. Wow, break your legs and Phwet, there comes the baby.

[iluvjennifersaunders]

lol who wishes that jen was your pshe teacher you would learn alot lol !!

[LozzaMouseQueen]

hehe agree!

[viikki27]

lol

[PinkFloydJackson]

lol so funi

[YvetteCaroline]

BRILL, ABSOLUTETLY BRILL, THANK THE 'lord'