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  • Why are you offering me a cup in which you just infected with herpies?

  • What's the name of this song? Peace

  • and if you think i watched even 1 minute of your video then you're the cunt. do be real with you i typed the first meessage to this video in about the first 30 seconds of the video. never seen the whole thing and dont want to . so fuck you

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  • @scruffyrunkin lol so why did you watch it then you stupid twat?

  • @warcraft473 actualy the only stupid twat is the one you came out of.

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Zoom in, do u see that, its black!!!! hahaahha. I get that all the time. Just because I want 2 go 2 college and actually do that thing called get a education and a job, doesn't mean im not black. Black is just a color but the term black when referring 2 a person ethnicity is supposedly supposed 2 mean that im a nigga. Im supposed 2 have the vocabulary of an 8 year old and have my pants at my ankles and calling girls bitches and hoes.

    SORRY 4 NOT BEING A STEREOTYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • looking up while thinking is just a habit lol a common one in which many almost never seem to break.

  • great vid :)

  • haha roll ur eyes

  • I may have just fallen in love with you!

    I hate the whole "talk black" thing. Seriously, the way I speak is educated not "white." When people say this to me, I tell them that and then say "Do you think only white people can have an education, you sadden me."

  • what the heck?? lol get to the point. :P

  • yo what song is in the back ground..its quite nice

  • Omg you are super hilarious..I lol'd at the subawy eat fresh thing :) this is a day maker!!!!!

  • lol your hilarious I love you and I'm subbing ;)

  • 3:45, story of my life.

  • OHMYGOSH!!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!! you said " i hate it when people talk ignorantly and then criticize me and say i talk white" LOVE IT!!!! i hate it when people down here in the south talk about me (im from chicago) for talking like i have n education(: i mean i love everybody even southern people excepet when they call me "white girl" it like....stop callin people names and maybe you could talk like you have sense too(:

  • U R COOL ^ ^

  • Whats the song thats playing!!!! i love it!!

  • how come we are called AFRICAN american if we aint born there. does this mean that ALL black people had ancestors from AFRICCA??????? like wtf someone inform a 15 year old black female. plz ....

  • who calls you african? Blacks are african-americans, just like asians are asian-americans,or mexicans are mexican-americans.

  • its like that with EVERY race except white people they dont call there selves european americans they call there selves cacasions sorry cant spell so0o with hispanics there called MEXICAN-AMERICAN or ASIAN AMERICAN...yes all of OUR ancestors came from africa and im glad its there so0o we dont forget where we came from.

  • becuz your orginaly black AFRICAN CULTURE why are indians called native americans becuz there mainly native just like your mainly african and if you aint proud that means you just hate yourself lol -.-

  • BUT I LIKE MY COOKIE : (

    lol i find it hard to beliueve that some one that goes to college could have such bad spelling bahahahaha and i dont see the point in ppl eing so racist in your coments

  • nice video and the not acting black thing is so true. I'm black and people all the time, black people, white people, along with people from other races, tell me "You need to act black. You're so white." I simply ask them how to 'act' black. When they can't give me an answer, I say, "Yeah, I thought so." Besides, what's being proper have to do with acting black??

  • We will when you go back to Europe

  • @1falconfan -personally I never lived in Africa to 'go back', where about should u go back to ?

  • disgusting.

  • Oh man, do i deal with this kinda of crap all the time. I live in Australia and ok i might have a pretty strong aussie accent, which i a bit different if you ever heard one. But i cop this from my African friends, black girls i have spoken to in the past (all 2 of them). I dont feel i need to dress or act a certain way to be black, by the way how come there is no acting asian, or indian or latina, why do black people have to act a certain way, its bullshit and not happenin with me man, peace

  • I agree with you just because i talk properly i got to act act white. I dont wear bright colored hair i cant be black. I thought when i was born black i was black.

  • @waynewifey2006 -u r what u r like it or not, lol

  • Sorry. I haven't watched the whole video yet. I got to the part 3:16 to 3:30 and I laughed so hard I cried. I feel the same way about it.

  • lol

  • haha! that is what I call yumi<33

  • HEY. DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WEIGHT FUCKER!!!

    ...I mean...I know people who would not want you to talk about my...I mean their weight.

  • laura do you have any cheese

  • QUESTION: to other black people,,does anybody out there have a black parent that acts or talks white... does it annoy you, or make you feel like its hard to accept them this way..if so, then your not alone, because i relate to this and would like to hear yr experience on this, and feelings so that we can draw strength from one another

  • yes ma'am thats so bullshit i'm half black on my moms side half puerto reican on my pops side and pops has more soul i hate it when people sould whiteafied i couldn't listen to rap until i was 16 fucking years old

  • Thank God you could listen to rap! Now you get to wear Hellacious looking grills and say ho, bitch and nigga to your future husband and or wife. Have you ever thought that maybe some people were raised that way. Perhaps they lived in a white community. By the way this whole "ghetto thing" is very much an AMERICAN phenomenon And yes this hellacious disease is spreading to other black countries even *gasps* Africa! because if you actually go to Africa you don't see them all ghettoized...

  • There is no such thing as talking white its talking RIGHT. I mean really i'm a black young adult and the ghetto people always want to make positive things negative. I get picked on it all the time for talking a certain way but you know what i dont care. I'm proud to be black but im not ghetto. I cant deal with ghetto people i was bullied by them. So be proud of who you are and how you speak dont let anyone bring you down.

  • In fact If you look at the whole psychology of what happened to black people you will see that being ghetto is a way of making your self stand out in an oppressed society. It's a defense mechanism. Well, guess what? Its time to wake up. The war is over. Being ghetto is entertainment now. Do I watch it on TV? Yes. But people don't get jobs like that. I live in the real world.

  • no first off i would not wear a grill i'm one of the cheapest people i know.i would never call i girl a ho maybe a bitch behind her back.and i only say nigga around my boys.i gess you grew up in the subs too .

  • your voice is hella awesome hahaha

    very funny XD

  • haha. lmfao. so true about it all. just tell that dude "i do what i do and you do what you can do about it" that'll shut him up. :)

  • I just feel in love with you. I,,,must...subscribe....NOW! ;)

  • u look brown 2 me

  • THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I loved it!

  • hey how do you do the editing thing on your video?

  • I know how you feel , i hate it when everyone thinks you should share . Bah !

  • This was hilarious to me!

  • hilarious!

  • pulp fictiion is my junt and my bad for the other comments i apologize

  • that was great. i agree with the "people talking ignorantly" it annoys me too

  • lol

  • too funny

  • lol your so tiny but cute....and i have the same effin problem! mabey i was just born to be "white" lol

  • Lol.. Wow.. I'm 6' 3".....

  • I like your personality it reminds me of mine but girl version idk, you seem cool though!!!!!!

  • "Roll your eyes in back of your head to see your thoughts" "Smarto" lol xD

  • hahaha ur hats so narrow!

  • i loved his video pretty funny butt kind of lame on the first part can't act

  • Good video.

  • i loved your vid.pretty funny stuff.

  • you aint black you said "a dude" no no no no no

  • Classic! I loved the zoom!!!!

  • haahahahahahha

  • Spell check.

  • dont look up haha

  • well it's obvious he didn't get his degree in english grammar. lol i hate when black folks insinuate that it's black to sound like your either 1. a country boy or 2.a thug. either way it's it's like raking finger nails across a chalk board to my ears.

  • lol why is that??

    u said it's like raking finger nails across a chalk board to your ears... :P

    you say that you are black, but you hate the way black ppl talk (the way most of us talk)??

    that is not cool broh... real talk.. I'm black talk with an accent, but I grew up with white ppl.. in a white neighborhood... and I'm no "thug" or a "country boy" or none of that.. so your statement was B-S... holla at ya boiiiii (just to rake your ears a lil) :P

  • lol well purposely trying to sound like you belong in a hip hop music video doesn't make you black. so you have to understand my statement. i said i hate when black folks say that you have to sound uneducated to be black. common said it best is a Ni**a your complection or is it all in your mind?. hope you understand my point. oh and thanx for not responding to my comment in a negative way. a

  • oh okayyyy...

    now i understand ur statement right ther...;)

    that was what i mean to... ppl don't need to sound un educated to sound black!! heheh..:P

    but talking "ghetto" doesen't sound uneducated to me.. :P ppl just think that b\c almost all the educated ppl talk grammar english.. :P but I'm in collage and bout to be educated and talk "ghetto".. so ppl have to get that out of their minds.. :P and yeah, your welcome.. i don't jump to conclusions before u've said something reeeeeally bad.. :P

  • lmao hahaha thats funny

  • You are hilarious man...Keep doing your thing...

    -Kevin Morrow

  • Yeah man, those fucking subway guy!!

  • your a sexy beast!

  • LMAO! I love the letter with the horrible grammar telling you to "talk" black. What the fuck does that even mean? LOL!

  • lol... your funny

  • don't take open drinks from people

  • dotn even take bottles... theey coud be poisind

  • LOL

  • thumbs up

  • I hate idiots with college degrees. They think they're smart cuz they cheated their way through college but whatever man. Cool vid.

  • haha

    this video is sex.

  • With me? of course you can! lol...

  • this shiiiet is kinda funny..:P

    i don't think ppl say that u act white for the way u talk, but the way u act... this is like white ppl way of being funny..XD nothin wrong with dat though.. juss be awear..:P

  • ok what do you want him to do? do you want him to walk around looking like belongs in a freakin jim jonez video. garrison628. your dope. im black and i to believe in proper english. lol i don't think it's cool to sound ignorant so keep educating yourself.

  • Garrison, you seem like a nice guy. So don't take this the wrong way. But... Can you please clean up your damn room? Jesus man. Come on. You've got 2000 views. And that yellowed out pillow? Muy mas grande grosso dude. Garrison, where has the pillow been?

  • LoL hey was that one of those kool new skin watches... Nice post keeper of the cookies.

  • ahhh the classics.... i was waiting on you to attach this time i saw *her title

    *only real fans know the her i am referring to

    power of the geeks unite!!!

  • I used to work for starbucks and it was one located in a mall and we had lines that were like 20-30 min. long during the christmas season and people would get up to the front of the line and have to think about what they wanted. The people behind them always looked like they were going to kill them or something.

  • this video is perfection.

  • I h8 it wen a person offers & then gives u for example a sweet using the hand they've been eatin 4om instead of lettin u help urself. Great vid, made me laugh =)

  • worst vloger ever

  • this is really good video and i find that all your video are intersting to watch and am looking foward to see more video please keep up the good work ur sis from sudan

  • why are you so black???

    and u look like a fag trying to hold ur tits and eat ur ass at the same time!!

    u grubby grubby beaner

  • i feel what your saying man, I'm a black guy people (black and white) tell me all the time how white i talk and all this (enter expletive here). so basically i am not a stereotype. news flash (white/any race people who are ignorant). not every black person is a stereotype. ok, any ol' way, i can tell you have a sense of humor so go on my page and check out some of my vids, i recommend Batch O CooKIES or my Pimp My Ride spoof. thanks for listening i will be subscribing.

  • lmaaaaao, dude, you're a freakin' riot.

  • lol I love ur Videos sooooo freckin much

  • can i have a piece of your cookie?

  • CON'T FROM LAST POST)

    IN SPAIN I'D SPEAK SPANISH..AT WORK I SPEAK PROPER..IT'S JUST GOOD COMUNICATION..IT IS THE SAME WHEN SPEAKING TO ANY ONE OF THE DIVERSE CULTURES IN AMERICA. NO DIALECT IS IGNORANT OR INFERIOR..THE FACT IS THAT THE LINQUA FRANCA IZ SO CALLED PROPER ENGLISH SO WE SHOULD ALL LEARN IT!! AS A MC I QUEST TO MASTER IT!!! --AND DAT SAME DUDE WAZ IN FRONT OF ME AT QUIZNO'S 2DAY.

    (yo youtube bugz i waited a whole day 2 continue that thought)

  • YO!! MAD PROPZ!!! SUM DAY OUR PEOPLE WILL LOSE DA BULLSHYT HANG UP OVER HOW WE SPEAK.

    ONE OF THE MANY ROOTZ OF THIS IS DAT BACK IN DA DAY MANY BLACKZ WHO SPOKE PROPER HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF SELF(Dey were selling out running from there culture). THIS IS NO LONGER SO(4 da most part)..BUT WE STILL HAVE DA DISTRUST WHEN SOME OF US HEAR SOMEONE SOUNDING MAD PROPER..I AM FULLY BI-DIALECTAL-MEANING I CONVERSE WITH ALL SOCIAL GROUPS AND CLASSES FLUENTLY...CON'T

  • lmao at when you zoomed in

  • lol, you tell him :)

  • Great Video i enjoyed watching the whole thing not a dull moment! oh yea ur cute

  • Five star video. most of the stuff u talked about i realy hate. 5 star man

  • "talking black"? What TF is theeiz sheeiz? lol

    On the real tho:

    These idiot fools who let society diagnose who they are are starting to tick me off.

  • annoying subway guy: the reason THERE IS A LONG ASS LINE!!! dont get me started. and what about the people with the lists??!!! wtf?

  • ur funny...this made me laugh

  • that was the truth...once again you did ya thing!

  • yeah that same subway line guy was at my subway here this afternoon....or maybe its a whole big family

  • You better block that guy. LOL

  • Hilarious! People give me glasses like that too...and I'm like "hmm...you do know I have to drink from that end, right?" You're too funny!

  • LMFAO! It's funny how people think that a black man is trying to be white when they speak proper english. That dude who told you to "act black" should learn how to spell before he tries to criticize someone else.

  • I agree "college degree" my ass

  • i loved the part where you licked that cup!! xDDDDDD

  • lmao

    see that?

    see that?

    its black.

  • lol my brotha

  • You own dude. Subscribed

  • LOL You are too funny! Loved the vid *5*

  • you scare me LOLOLOL

  • but "race" should get erased from our memories. -sigh- it consumes my energy from the rage i can feel when people split into groups and hate on eachother like that. (sorry for my english) ^__^

  • Ur skin is chocolate brown, not black :) And I find it very funny that he feel the need for you to "talk black" lol. -sigh- the endless racial grouping.. but i think its on the way of getting better. i think its important with knowing were you were born (like.. me knowing i was born and live in sweden.. if i didnt know where i lived then that would be sad. LOL) but else than that...

  • I know customers like that and I have to serve people like that at my family's store and there have been a lot of people like that when I go to Subway, Tim Hortons, and wherever. I cannot dislike anyone but I can dislike somethings that they say and do such as that and I live in a small "HicK" town and there are a lot of people who do that

  • lol

  • Haha, nice

  • I had to put up with someone like that once here on youtube...We ended up with like 30 comments replying to each other, because we were debating over if it was racist to sing latin music if your not latin lol!

    But, very well said!

  • haha...meet the benjamins is a great movie aint it?

  • Never seen it...

  • did that cookie have milk or eggs in it?

    HUH? HUH?

    mr vegan?!

  • FYI!!!

    it WAS a vegan CAROB chip cookie.......

    Ms Spanish inquisition....

  • hmmmmm no clue what carob is

    but i wanna try one

    can i have a piece?

  • Darn you accursed woman....

    (I didn't know you were so OLD!) lol...

  • its about time u subscribed to me

    ur a ilttle late

    and yes *sigh* im old

    i should be getting the senior citizen discounts any time now

  • You are totally talking about me. How dare you! ;) What used to get me is...McDonald's has probably had the same menu for 800 years and people don't know what they want? If it takes them that long to figure out what they want, they totally need to go somewhere else. Yup, you're black enough. The closeup confirmed it. Thanks for confirming it for me. I wasn't sure ;)

  • oh my lol. so how do you talk "black"? thats weird sounded like a big stereotype there. mr collage education (im talking about the guy who didnt think this user was black enough) oh my god when you did the video zoom in thing, that was funny. and i want to make a point this text im typing in is black...you should get where im gettin at.

  • My sister and I get the same crap from people who don't realize black's just a color. You want me to act black? Would you like me to cut you? I'll do it!

    Yes, the person in the line on the cell phone. Don't you wanna beat them?!

    Miss your stuff! School's kicking me down.

  • You're not beige enough.

  • And apparently your hair isn't nappy enough.

  • I go to Subway so much that I don't even need to order.. they know what I want.

    I bet you were laughing your ass of at SouthTube... lots of hillbillys there

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • (1)Yeah, it's even worse when people say that reading, writing, (thinking?) is "acting white." (2) I also hate when a white guy insists on "talking black" only when he talks to me -- using terms like "diggit" which make him look stupid, given how he normally speaks. (3) LOL, Phantom Scarz really does do a good impersonation of a hillbilly.

  • quality stuff..

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooo u are so right

  • lol i look up ALLLL the time i cant help it lol

  • I always wonder about the social construct of accents in languages, and because people don't understand other accents they are angry/ignorant towards them. Great video dude.

  • It seems that I am not Black enough either. And not Mexican enough also! 5/5

  • lol.. Thanks

  • I love you Garrison!... keep making videos

    your an inspiration to all :D

  • lol, dude that was to funny!!!

  • hilarious.. Great vid!

  • LOL. Another good G-Man. We're both looking for that sophomoric feature.

  • Lol... Know this...

  • I have also come to the conclusion that the general public is comprised of idiots. Love your rants... hilarious! :D

  • Hey paul! Thanks fo stopping by man, SouthTube was AMAZING (the little i enjoyed), meeting you and the rest of the gang was so cool...

  • u have no SOUL- lol- u need more blackness

    and u talk alot!!!!!!

  • you aren't black enough? YOUR BLACK LOL how dark do they want you? haha

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