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  • Osamas last words: "Damn you, Glenn Matthews!"

  • Bet Osama was really pissed when he heard the Janitor gave him away.

  • Hey you guys! It's not the Janitor. It's Dr. Jan Itor. Dr. Jan Itor!!

  • Mr Jan Itor for president :)

  • the janitor is always right

  • now we should make another bin laden so we can attack the other Countries for nothing and steal there Oil Under flag of terrorism

  • Crisis meetings. Billions of pounds flying from pocket to pocket. Panic. Terror. Millions of questions. Presidents going grey under pressure. Lives being shed. Families losing loved ones. Tears. Pain and heartbreak..... And they should have just watched Scrubs.

  • "...we shul bebkk bbin laden..." O.o

  • i just went thro the pages to look for what HKX123 said,

    and i cannot belive how much ppl write on youtube, and how the fuck did you get to homosexual animals?

    O_O

  • @samorocks96 lol wut?

  • @ilovearmadillos

    Conspiracy theorists seemed to have anti-Semitic tendencies for some reason.

  • @iamhungey12345 It must have become a tradition for them after all the mileage they got from forging the so-called protocols of the learned elders of zion. Bullshit plagiarized from a 19th century French novel, "Dialogues in Hell Between Machiavelli and Montesquieu."

  • you're china!

  • What an outrageous accusation

  • I always secretly suspected the makers of Scrubs had something to do with hiding the bin man, how else would he remain hidden for 10 years?

  • I already thought the janitor was very, very awesome. Now, I have a newfound respect for the janitor. And yes, I do know that he is a fictional character.

  • @TheVilllageIdiot hah, hell yeah. janitor, and the rest of the outwardly meaner characters like cox and his ex, n kelso are why i watch this show.

  • writers of the show must be like "oh crap i was right"

  • Dr. Itor for President, Dr. Jan Itor

  • this was the first thing i thought of no lie

  • They found Osama Bin Laden in the building right next to where the US-Government was camping.

    It was seen on Google Maps.

  • I think Bill Lawrence knew something that the rest of the world didn't know. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • Dr. Jan Itor for president.

  • So many dollars were going by finding him in his HOUSE!

    I think whenever we need help... we should ask the janitor! :)

  • @iknowundso1 Economic problems? I bet President Jan Itor would say: Invest all the money in brooms

  • @DeMan8167 Sure. (: But for that he'll tell us where all the searched people are. That's the best way to spent money.

  • Pfffffffffffft, your all returded, Bin Laden is obviously Obamas secret twin brother, born from the whomb of ghandi in 86 and raised to skin alpaca with the marrow of cyclops babies, after his 13 birthday he was cast off the island and his toch was snuffed, and retreated to Egypt where he met an Armanian with an eyepatch, giving him the idea of starting a terrorist orgonization, then and only then did he make it to the end of his quest and finaly made Bush look dumb enough to have Obama voted in

  • the janitor always right

    

  • @dani10el No he isnt, thats rediculous, this entire show is just one big imaginary rant JD's having

  • Zach Braff sent me here.

  • Janitor is a genius!

  • After nearly 10 Yars of persecution, Billions of Dollars and innumerable dead humans,

    the US-Gouvernment found Osama BIn Laden.

    In his house.

  • @antioeln As amusing as that sounds, it is not true. The compound belonged to Bin Laden's courier Abu Ahmed al-Kuwaiti.

  • @Xtodaz22 The compound belonged to a group of smugglers hiding out in mos eisley, Bush with the help of the council were trying to find out where the Hut were keeping there Missiles, Abu is obviously just fallowing alladins orders anyway, as soon as genie is done granting wishes hel sort all this stuff out

  • @Draconios1 THIS GUY..... WAZ IN MY FAVORITEZ

  • @audiomaniac02 im all up in your fav's watchin your vids, trollinz da webs

  • @antioeln Except that's completely wrong? First of all, they killed him, they didn't "find him dead". Second, it wasn't his house, it was a pakistani mansion right outside of their military base.

  • @geoff1236 Your claims are at best semantic. First, the comment never insinuated he was found dead, only "found" there. He was killed after being found. Second, It can't really not be called if a house if you live there. Osama lived there. Therefore, it was his house.

  • @jacobthelioneater it can be called a home not a house

  • @antioeln I agree with you 100%. This whole thing is a conspiracy.

  • wow people arguing over athiesm and religion is fucking hilarious

  • what season is this? never remember him saying that. it could be eight i guess, haven`t seen much from there, but jd hasn`t beard.

  • @grindmaggots666 it was season 6

  • @scrax6 tnx man

  • @grindmaggots666 your welcome

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  • @HPLegoFilms I saw that episode today on comedy central!!!!

  • This episode was on today

  • they should ask him where gadaffi is right now :D

  • @MstarSmith Dead in the ground....

  • does anyone know what song that is in the background?

  • Janitor > PhD

    

  • OMG XD

  • 113 people are terrorists

  • @EljaHajutin 115 people are americans who cant play hide and seek

  • @zlenhart201 You have nothing better to do then calling people dumb. Oh the Irony!

  • @BliksemSP they will never understand they are in the matrix

  • @LordofChaos42 Megatron begs to differ..

  • @BeastishKing watched them all and dont even remember that happenin lol

  • @LordofChaos42 ....Remember Megatron -_-

  • @GRAT1001 janitor for presedent  2012

    someone should make a comic about this

  • @HKX123 more like: he was watching this episode right before he was shot

    last thing he said "oh shit"

  • so either i am having a huge deja vu right now, or this is not the first time the janitor was right.

    was there any other issue the janitor was right about?

    i was watching the whole series again because i had no internet and saw this in one if the episodes and i literally had my mouth wide open and i knew someone would upload it to utube.

    theres just something magical about this show...and its not lawrence because i have seen cougar town its funny but not magical.

    my fav charctrs

    1-cox

    2-janitor

  • @dokha 3-turk

    4-old Elliot (season 123, she kinda changed after that and became annoying)

    5-JD

  • Holy-right on Janitor!

  • i just wana know what the song is called >.<

  • Okay if all want us to shut up about this debate, then so be it. And it is not because i can't answer the questions, we just need to stop at some point anyway and it is the same over and over again, we could be arguing to doomsday, but that wouldn't have changed something, so lets stop now.

    And if you really want your questions answered SixtySeventh, then say it and i will answer one last time what I've already said many times

  • please stop.

    this is the internet

    no one cares

  • @Seanimize Only losers and pussies stop arguing over the internet. Fuck religion!

  • Haha you guys have been arguing forever

  • @iiTzBuisnessTime I'm telling you, this guy is more and more sounding like a fuckin' psycho to me.

  • @sixtyseventh and even if a god like figure exists (which it doesn't) that god like figure would not be Christian! It would be more like budda

  • @sixtyseventh derpface.

  • WHY IN FUCKS NAME IS THERE A FUCKING LONG DISCUSION ABOUT RELIGION HERE THIS IS A SCRUBS MOVIE.

    LET THOSE DUMB ASS PEOPLE BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD THEY WILL BE REALY DISAPOINTED WHEN THEY DIE AND DONT GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL CAUSE DEATH IS THE END THATS IT THE FUCKING END LIVE WITH IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • @Thefreerunner4evers it's not a movie its a clip...just saying.

  • @biscet24 Well thank you captain obvious.

  • @Thefreerunner4evers Why the fuck do you care?

  • @SixtySeventh Its just that youtube wasn't made for debates about religion it was made so people can relax and watch video's.

  • @Thefreerunner4evers No, it was. The comment section was made so that people could reflect and express their opinions.

    I am free to write whatever the fuck I want, and I can't see how a debate on this video really bothers you at all.

  • @SixtySeventh Yeah but unless the janitor said my religion kicks yours i don't realy see a reason for a religion debate.

  • @Thefreerunner4evers Neither do I, and that wasn't how this debate began. Plus, considering you don't know enough about our debate to tell that I'm the ATHEIST in it, please, I advice you to either shut the fuck up and don't mind us, or read the whole thing and suck it in.

    Atheist = No religion. Just in case you didn't know. Hows that for snottiness?

  • @SixtySeventh I already knew you were the atheist in this debate and i'm at your side with that.

    But there are a lot of sites for people to debate on religion so why not just do it there.

  • @Thefreerunner4evers Yup. A lot of sites indeed. I saw my opportunity to have one here and so I did.

  • @SixtySeventh I'm just saying youre just spoiling the comment section for everybody here.

  • @Thefreerunner4evers I don't give a shit. There.

  • Can't you say something new? As i recall you have said something very similar before. It is the same argument over and over again and i have answered it, and it is not a lottery, but surely i can't tell you because I've already said it once.

    But it is not all about this lottery, there are many aspects of religion, yes the afterlife is A PART of it. If you go to hell it is because you follow the wishes of your body, an with that the Evil One and do not find God, but that is already said

  • @lewa30 Yes, there certainly are very many aspects of religion. But, even though my lottery-analogy is in my eyes perfect, althlough I have to admit, I'm not the foudner of it.

    But if you want another argumentative question I have one for you: Why is God so obsessed with sex? What is it with sexual pleasure that catches God's eye? Probably more than anything else, sex is what can really tick God off if used in the wrong sense, which I really can't seem to comprehend.

    What does it matter to him?

  • @SixtySeventh God is not obsessed with sex. You want to look at him as obsessed with sex, which let you see these signs more clearly than other, a basic thing about the human mind.

    And the reason why it is mentioned as often in OT is because it is a problem for all humans. Sex is almost the only word you can say in a crowded place and everyone will listen.

    And seen from the Christian part of view, sex is to get children.

  • @lewa30 You have yet again made an example of your intellectual bankruptcy.

    The reason why sex is such an intriguin matter is because sex was painted as a taboo subject THROUGH RELIGION.

    Religion made sex the forbidden, the ugly and repulsive side of mankind. And why is that? Why does the Bible think it's okay to kill people who comitt adultry?

    Other than rape, why is casual or modified sex illegal in the eyes of God? And by modified I of course mean: Have sex as you see fit and pleasing.

  • @SixtySeventh And yes sex was made wrong through religion, but maybe there are a reason? Like it could hurt people if you just have sex with everyone. As i have heard from a pastor, the reason why sex is to be waited till after marriage is because you give a part of yourself away, and if you break up you will lose it and never get it back.

    But kill, maybe. The punishment in life is for the Jews and has nothing with Christianity to do, expect its place in the bible

  • @lewa30 So, God wants to control how we get off as well? I mean that's your point, that's what you're saying right? That because casual sex bear risks, we should be punished for having it?

    I don't understand this! What is God? A saviour one moment, an avenger the next. Someone who will send you to eternal grace in heaven, but your enemies and those who you despise to roast in flames. One so great, that he created the UNIVERSE, yet so fucking petty, that he prosecutes the homosexuals.

  • @SixtySeventh I don't know if what God says is good or not, and i am nothing more than mere human, and therefore doesn't have any authority to say what is right and what is wrong. Because whatever i say, someone somewhere will disagree, not because of his religion, but because of his culture, which state what is good and what is wrong otherwise than here.

  • @lewa30 So, if you have a child, and that child betrays you and says he doesn't love you, does that give you the right to lock them inside a basement and torture them forever?

    I would say no, because I am in authority of my own perception of right and wrong. As would any other human with a fully developed sense of reason and emotion say.

    We are humans. We are the intellectual superiority on this Earth. We have built our own society, formulated out own laws, our own political ideologies.

  • @lewa30 If your goal in life is to spend an eternity with that psycotic, egotistical, pride, narcissistic, control freak, then I pity you. I really do.

    You will be in my thoughts. I hope you discover a better way of life. For the sake of you, your Children and the rest of humanity.

    Hows that for ya? Some patronizing a'la religion-style.

    But now I'm back to normal for a second here. I don't give a shit about what you believe as long as you don't infect the kids with that bullshit.

  • @SixtySeventh And as i said before, Christianity does NOT punish people for sex, the punishments are whole up to the Jews and the society they lived in at that time, i don't know if it is right or not, because i can't see the whole picture, there are thousands of details that isn't described and maybe this worked best for them?

  • @lewa30 So when Paulus wrote in his letters that homosexuality would still result in hellfire, that wasn't true?

    Jesus fuck.... What the fuck is that you should believe? What point does the Bible serve if all it does is limiting us? All the Bible has offered us is limitation, and death. Brutal violence and injustice.

  • @SixtySeventh I haven't read that about Paulus, but i know that the OT mention homosexuality as a punishment, which kinda give the idea.

    We assume it would be wrong to lock the child in a basement, but what do we build the idea that this is wrong on? Our culture, and what does our culture build on? Religion and which religion does western society build on? Christianity.

    So it is still religion who says it is wrong.

  • @lewa30 Paulus mention heavenly punishment for homosexuality in the New Testament as well.

    "We assume it would be wrong to lock the child in a basement, but what do we build the idea that this is wrong on?" Uh.... O.O Wow.

    Let me ask you this: Would you like to be put into a basement and locked up as well as tortured forever? No, you wouldn't, and neither would that child. Hence, it's immoral.

  • And about telling children, they have a choice, as do we all, and your ideas isn't far away from faith either, you just put it differently and build it on another foundation, but basically it is the same, so should you also not tell your children about your ideas? That is stupid

  • @lewa30 A lack of belief in a God is a belief but not a fath. Atheism is the lack of belief in a God. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • @lewa30 You should teach your children to be skeptical, to always question and evaluate the right answer. To decide for themselves what they believe in. To warn them that there are a lot of people out there who think and say they have the right answer.

    You should teach your kids to question authority, think for themselves and to be extremely careful of what they believe. That is my method. Not shove the bible into their innocent heads.

  • @SixtySeventh Agreed, and then tell them the ways you have found good and then let them chose and even build on your way. They have still chosen it, with guidance yes, but that is what our conscience build on anyway. Guidance

  • @lewa30 Guidance is not the same thing as preparation. Preparation is what kids need, not guidance.

  • @SixtySeventh

    @lewa30

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @PyjamaBoy93 Shut the fuck up, this ain't none of your goddamn business.

  • @SixtySeventh

    it is my business when I want to watch this video, then look down at the comments to see what people thought of the video, and I see a 12+ page argument about fuck all.

  • @PyjamaBoy93 I still don't see how it's our business? It's an accurate joke about the Janitor quessing the modern location of bin Laden, what do you expect to read? "OMG THAT'S SCARY!!" "IT'S AN AMERICAN ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY!"

    Fuck you.

  • Let's just call it a tie and walk away, okay? Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this conversation could be a lot more effective in a different setting...like, not below a video clip from Scrubs.

  • Question: Did Neil Flynn get any of the reward money?

  • l video

  • for fuck sake comment about the actua

  • @SuperJimilee So don't you? Trust me, I don't need your snotty little Screen name-persona to tell me what the fuck to do. I'll comment whatever I like, wherever I like.

    So with all due respect, fuck you. And, please follow your own examples. Cause I forcefully read your comment, twice, and I saw no relation to the content of this video in there. So hah!

  • Why are you mouthbreathers arguing religion? What the fuck does this video have to do with religion at all?

  • @Anonymous8392 Osama was a Muslim. There you go.

  • @MacMaraScott hw is he a genius, it was pretty fucking obvious he was in pakistan. its just you american dumbfucks have no idea about any other countries besides your own.

  • Conspirisy

  • @gollyman666 But if we wanted to pray we could. If it would serve any purpose at fuck all is another matter.

    But, you are correct. Praing is fucking bullshit.

  • I'm voting Janitor in 2012.

  • George Bush created 113 accounts to dislike this

  • 113 people are jealous because they didn't look in Pakistan

  • @WombatGeneral uhm..sure, it was perfect but what i meant was that you can't see the red bar "Rot" <----- was that good? im taking german class in middle school. :)

  • I was watching Scrubs on Netflix (BTW, the who series is available on instant play) and I saw this episode and laughed my ass off.

    Janitor for Secretary of Defense!

  • Thumbs up if you CAN'T see the DISLIKE bar!! #FTW

  • @kklol7

    you're right,when JD gave Janitor a money riddle Janitor failed to solve it,just like Obama!

  • XD

  • 113 people didn't take the janitors advice...

  • @MacMaraScott He's just a character on a TV show.

  • @SargentMugen That, Sargent, would be the joke.

  • The Janitor is a genius :D

  • just say this episode on comedy central! and the first thing that came to mind was write a comment on the video on youtube to share it to the world

  • @MrWeirdoBANANA ahaha sorry i probably wasnt thinking what i typed but yeah do you know the song in this clip?

  • loved skins but can anyone help me out with what the song was in the background

  • @ryncofy cant love skins cause this is scrubs :L

  • Hmm, he seems to know an awful lot. Maybe too much. *Cue Dramatic Chipmunk music*

  • how can 115 don't like this??? its true, and its no resism at all...

  • the view count is 1'337'738

    ....1'337....

    ....Holy duck on a duck sandwhich

  • @squreshi10 Alrighty then.

    All we know is that the Janitor is a genius.

  • @BarryDennen12 Hi guys. Can I just say: it's two or three years on, and I'm googling my old comments and don't know what on earth possessed me to say the horrible things I did. I'm so, so sorry. You guys aren't ugly in the slightest: in fact, you're rather dishy! I've rewatched your videos and I think I'm in actual homosexual love. Come back, you long-haired beauties. Really: I'm not joking, and I'm very, very sorry! I was immature when I made those comments. Best regards, Oxfordruse. xxxxxxx

  • With the Fall of Rome, Europe was Uncivilized. Chirstianity Changed the state of Europe forever. The Jew and the Monk play a mighty role in the Civilizing of the Northern Barbarians and in laying the Foundation that lead rise to the Western World. Large cites formed around small Jewish businesses and Fair trade was made.The Old Christian Laws of the Jews and the Christians helped the Economy greatly. The Monks started, Schools, University's, Hospitals, Hotels and Orphanages, also changed hearts

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  • 112 people think's Bin Laden was somewhere else

  • @DuckHunt4

    LOL, and you're actually an idiot if you think he was in Pakistan. Open your eyes.

  • @ahsen316

    Pardon for taking time to answer.

    I have been pending from cutting my self to reading books to learn where Bin Laden was hiding. In Pakistan.

  • @DuckHunt4

    LOL, you dumbass.

  • After 10 years, thousands of dead soldiers, billions of dollar spent ...

    ... find Osama Bin Laden ...

    ... in his house. : |

  • I seem to recall him saying Jews did 9/11 too...

  • @TomStraub LOLOL....good one!!...heard that too, hahahahahah

  • @m9r83h

    yeah bye 12 year old kid

  • @m9r83h

    oh rly? go suck a dick or something

  • @SixtySeventh Cool story bro

  • @TrillboyG And that seals the brand "STUPID" on to your forehead. Now begone, you're part of the problem we must fix in order to make this world a better place.

  • @SixtySeventh I never said I was religious. Even though I am. I was just stating how bigoted you are. You have your beliefs, which I actually respect.

    To your statement "the rest of the world is actually trying to figure out what's going on", I ask you;

    What you would do when you see a mother with 3 kids under the age of 5 and she is adicted to crack, selling herself on the street. Not to support her kids, but to support he habbits?

    What do you do when you find that 5 year old drunk?

  • @SixtySeventh What do you do when people give up on you, kick you out on the streets and say that "you have no hope?

    Well my "imaginary reality for dummies" has given these kids a home, got their mum clean and guess what took me in and gave me a future.

    Have fun finding out what's really going on.

  • @TrillboyG No, people who are philosphcally and otherwise, morally mislead have helped those kids. Not your God, but people. Not your religion, just people who happene to follow it.

    There is NOTHING that a religious enterprise does today that a secular one don't or can't.

    If anything Christianity cripple and wither peoples intuition about righ or wrong. It decays the social and moral progress of mankind, forever trapping us in an age that do not fit the world we live in.

    Fuck your religion.

  • @SixtySeventh I think if you did any research into my religion, you will find that when Jesus was in town he his commandment was simply to "Love". So we do this not for our own satisfaction but we are doing Gods work. But Jesus also said that we would be persecuted Mark 5:11.

    Tell me why you are so bigoted. What happened to make you so bitter and cynical? Or are you just following the trend of society, which is to single the "god squad"?

  • @TrillboyG Yes, "love". Stone homosexuals and forever torture those who don'tbelieve in you. Even if there is not a speck of physical evidence in this world to verify me, I'll still torture them forever for not having the faith!

    Does that sound like love to you? Sure, you can defend your sripture and play around with words, but if you disect what the bible really says, and the character of God, then you'll see how utter ridiculous your belief is.

    It might be popular, but it's fucking retarded.

  • @TrillboyG Last I checked Christianity still about a billion followers, so please,don't depict yourselves as some kind of fucking "persecuted" victims. And no, I am not following any trend, I'm just trusting my own common sense, along with my own intuition of right and wrong. I don't need a God to feel good, or to be good.

    Your religion is a broken record. It's time this world gets to hear some new music. It ain't called Atheism, it's called "Rationality".

    Rationality, not dogmatic obedience.

  • @SixtySeventh Over half of the world's population claim to be Christians. Can over 3 billion people be wrong? God has changed me, inspired me to do stuff for others. Instead of living for myself I live for others.

    The "stone" the homosexual arguement is invalid. Yes in the OT things were different, homosexuals would be stoned. But that was a different society. That is why Jesus caim - to forgive people of their sins.

    Can't you just accept the good it is doing in people's lives?

  • @TrillboyG came* durp

  • @TrillboyG Can over 3 billion people be wrong? Uh yeah. An idea or a worldview is not consistent through popularity but through evidence and proof of the claims that it makes. There are no evidence of God that the Bible can point to in the real world, or evidence that you can find for yourself. It's a fairy tale. It's Santa Claus for grown-ups. If you must have a God in your life to care for others you are a worthless excuse for a human being. As I said, a nomal person don't need God to be good.

  • @TrillboyG Then why is the "OT" still part of the fucking Bible? Why is still taught to be part of the Christian belief? Are you just going to hand-pick what values you find to be appropriate through the lense of todays society and todays worldview?

    Yes you are, because you know what? The world has changed. We no longer need religion to keep us on the right track to a better tomorrow. We do not need God.

    We do not need a tyrant who sits up in the clouds, that forces us to live as he pleases.

  • @SixtySeventh You are wrong, because everyone needs someone who loves them, and for that Jesus died.

    And i have with my own 2 eyes seen what Jesus can do, and i have heard with my own 2 ears what he have done. And maybe there are evidence but you chose to close your eyes? i have seen them all around me, i have seen the power of Jesus, and felt it in my very own body, i have felt a presence that made me so happy that nothing else can compare, and that is the love and power o