I can see the bad guy going"here's a thousand dollars to forget it" after The Lone Ranger got out of the car LOL this has to be the Ultimate" I am Screwed" in history
Jay Thomas relates the tale of how he and his friend Mike got "herbed up" and drove the Lone Ranger to his motel. Imagine that - "Eddie LaBecque" got stoned! Probably how he got killed by the Zamboni; fell on the ice while he was fried and the Zamboni ran him over. (Jay played Carla's pro hockey-player husband Eddie on "Cheers", for the uninitiated. In the storyline, his character was killed by a Zamboni machine on the ice at the Boston Garden.)
Geez, good true story. Never expect that to ever happen. Did the Lone Ranger give the guy autographs. I met the Lone Ranger and he was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. He, truly, was a hero kids could look upto.
I had the honor of meeting Clayton Moore when i was a kid in Jacksonville,Fla.It was during the time that the movie studio was suing him not to wear the lone ranger suit anymore cuz they were making a new movie(DUMBASSES).He was everything a boy could hope he would be.He was gracious,funny and kind.I told him just what i thot of the studio.He got a big kick out of someone from my generation knowing who he was.I said"Are you kidding?you ARE the LONE RANGER".....true story. 1979
I look forward to this every year at Xmas time. I hope Dave continues to have Jay on every year to tell this story. Basically the same story, but it does get better every year. I've watched every single year.
-Hahaaaaaaaa! -wonderfully related story of a unique youthful-hero event into real-life; --a truly refreshing revelation after all the never ending totally BS anti-German HoloHoax-fables so often spewed-out by jew-bigots on TV/Radio/Internet. The righteous climax of his conflict with rude Buick-driver, upon emergence of LoneRanger from the ramshackled Volvo- "They'll Believe Me, -Citizen" --What'th "Oh, I Didn't Know it was You" --as if he was under arrest by everyone's Hero! -terrific thankx.
Last Christmas we showed this to our parents and grandparents who had never heard this story and it was the biggest laugh we had together all night. GoodTimes,GoodTimes
This is one of the most wonderful stories Ive ever heard. One reason it appeals to me is that it spans the gap between my childhood and adult years. I sent link to it to my father but Ive reached the age now where if I tell younger people a story like this sometimes they just look at me blankly. So I have to pick and choose which story I tell to which people. For example, I drive a taxi in San Francisco and a while back I was taking two unusually beautiful twenty year (see next post)
@davetileguy he's right...a lot of them are, but certainly not all of them...tea partiers are just as bad as liberals, IMHO. Democrats and Republicans both suck. Our two-party system NEEDS to be crumpled up and reworked.
I remember Jay and the birthday parties....it was a lot ot fun....Jay use to run around with larry sprinkle (the weather guy that is now on tv) at big ways in charlotte. I won a radio contest one time and won a bunch of albums and jay and larry were the ones that gave me the records....Fun time!!! Joe Higg
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
i felt he rushed it a little bit. he told the story better few days ago again in letterman.btw. i've never seen an episode of lone ranger, but it didn't hurt the story for me, since, the name is so ridicilous;)
The Lone Ranger was the only survivor of a group of Texas Rangers who where killed in an outlaw ambush, nursed back to health by a friendly indian called Tonto who became his side kick.
Does anyone have a copy of last night's (12-23-09) edition of the Lone Ranger story to post? Jay mentioned my uncle's name and showed his picture. (Pickle Moore) I would be eternally grateful!
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Yep, Tom, I'm on here as well, and one thing is certain, it sucks bigtime being you for the day, as no mofo fucking likes you. Can't wait to close this account down as the abuse is unrelenting!!! I'll just persevare for a while longer though..hang on to ya stetson faggot, it might be a long ride cowboy yeehhaa!!
What?! What does that mean? I suppose there's some progress in throwing the whore epithet at a guy, equal rights and all that but I fail to catch the reference.
"Lone Ranger in back seat....I'm chasing the car....Lone Ranger's emotionless...emotionless" ROFLMAO.. one of my fave clips. I saw him on show this night. hilaaaarious.
What actually happened was that the owner of the Lone Ranger character (who was making a new movie version with a new actor) sued Clayton Moore to stop him from appearing in costume in public. Clayton Moore counter-sued to allow him to use the costume and won. His win actually allows others to appear as Lone Ranger in public too and is the law that allows costumed characters like Spiderman to appear in front of the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
Oh my God I'm crying XD Ahh - the Lone Ranger and Captain Crunch - the only two men who could soothe my perpetual crankiness at having to get up at f-ing 6 o'clock every morning for school.
Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp
My Hometown!!!! I know exactly where morehead is, and how impossible it is to drive on Independence Blvd. during 5oclock traffic, let alone while your baked, there are cops all over that road...too funny!!!
MADD (for one) would definitely disagree with most of the comments here. This is a prime example of how celebrities have always considered themselves above the law. The saddest part is that people actually think driving while "herbed up" (whether on alcohol, marijuana, whatever = *judgment impaired*) is comical.
So there's a MADD against smoking pot and driving now? Its not the same as drunk driving, and he said " i could barely see the road" as a joke to the audience.
Oh, really? What's the big difference? Last I knew, marijuana (hashish, whatever) is still an ILLEGAL drug -- and with good reason. Like alcohol, it gives one a false sense of well-being, a euphoric feeling of invincibility and lowers reaction times. If you sincerely think one can drive safely and defensively while *stoned* on weed, then you must be one of the "party-hearty" crowd yourself. Just don't take any innocent bystanders with you when you get sentenced for *pharmakeia*
Oh relax, this is just a story and people are laughing. I don't condone getting high nor drunk, and would assume, neither is Jay Thomas. Relax and enjoy life!
Ay You vatos locos and all you people if you have Sirius radio or XM radio you can listen to the Jay Thomas show..Its for reals Trippy dude...So check it out ay ...Him and All his gang...
Sorry, Obi! Didn't mean to bring out the gorilla. I just take my complaints to the source. To each our own, huh? As for "You Tubing!" Yeah, we both do this the same way. No hard feelings, and again, my apologize for bringing out some strange responses out of the woodwork. LOL
Great story!
nutyhermit 6 months ago
epic :D
kramirez78 7 months ago
you were high.
and you tried to make the cops come to you?
5 stars buddy. 5 stars.
BanginBASICS 7 months ago
Best version of the story by far.. soooo funny.. Likeable guy that Jay Thomans..
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"They'll believe ME, Citizen!" LOL!!!!!
Eyegore560 1 year ago 28
90 people don't know who the Lone Ranger is.
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jaggedquantity2 2 weeks ago
I didn't have anything against this guy until he attacked Boogie, what a fucking ridiculous douche this retard is.
Denoheatwave 8 months ago
I didn't have anything against this guy until he attacked Boogie, what a fucking ridiculous douche this retard is.
rysskryssning 9 months ago
I just had a thought while watching this...they should do a reenactment of this story.
likegaston 9 months ago
Yes... if it's true, it's the best.
tuxguys 10 months ago
I can see the bad guy going"here's a thousand dollars to forget it" after The Lone Ranger got out of the car LOL this has to be the Ultimate" I am Screwed" in history
whitelion44 10 months ago
justice is served!!!
arrowheadfreak 11 months ago
Jay Thomas relates the tale of how he and his friend Mike got "herbed up" and drove the Lone Ranger to his motel. Imagine that - "Eddie LaBecque" got stoned! Probably how he got killed by the Zamboni; fell on the ice while he was fried and the Zamboni ran him over. (Jay played Carla's pro hockey-player husband Eddie on "Cheers", for the uninitiated. In the storyline, his character was killed by a Zamboni machine on the ice at the Boston Garden.)
elc1960 11 months ago 4
Google Hells best kept secret
sluggo06 1 year ago
The views count tells the story. This is one of the greatest true life anecdotes ever told.
ironpirites 1 year ago
I always look forward to this and Darlene Love during Christmas!
theideaman11 1 year ago
This years telling (2010) was the best version so far.
yelltempus 1 year ago
90 people don't know who the Lone Ranger is.
jrenae75 1 year ago 12
BEAUTIFUL!!
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lussiyarotr 1 year ago
Geez, good true story. Never expect that to ever happen. Did the Lone Ranger give the guy autographs. I met the Lone Ranger and he was one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. He, truly, was a hero kids could look upto.
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LisesiHanna 1 year ago
I had the honor of meeting Clayton Moore when i was a kid in Jacksonville,Fla.It was during the time that the movie studio was suing him not to wear the lone ranger suit anymore cuz they were making a new movie(DUMBASSES).He was everything a boy could hope he would be.He was gracious,funny and kind.I told him just what i thot of the studio.He got a big kick out of someone from my generation knowing who he was.I said"Are you kidding?you ARE the LONE RANGER".....true story. 1979
1967knyght 1 year ago
OMG, I so love it
OpWo45 1 year ago
I look forward to this every year at Xmas time. I hope Dave continues to have Jay on every year to tell this story. Basically the same story, but it does get better every year. I've watched every single year.
rewind64155 1 year ago
-Hahaaaaaaaa! -wonderfully related story of a unique youthful-hero event into real-life; --a truly refreshing revelation after all the never ending totally BS anti-German HoloHoax-fables so often spewed-out by jew-bigots on TV/Radio/Internet. The righteous climax of his conflict with rude Buick-driver, upon emergence of LoneRanger from the ramshackled Volvo- "They'll Believe Me, -Citizen" --What'th "Oh, I Didn't Know it was You" --as if he was under arrest by everyone's Hero! -terrific thankx.
AryanKnight 1 year ago
@AryanKnight Oh you believe this but not the holocaust? Why because your lot failed to kill everyone?
AbuAvital 1 year ago
One of the funniest storiesa ive ever heard.thanks Jay.
jaydee624 1 year ago
Classic !
loungelizard5000 1 year ago
I look forward to Jay coming on every year to tell this story, Hillarious!
GmanMusicProductions 1 year ago
I never get tired of this story!
AffectionateDan 1 year ago
One of the best stories i have ever heard!!!!
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Cool story bro
Pentep 1 year ago
Great story!
dannyvanore 1 year ago
That is a classic :-)
bobthekochka 1 year ago
There goes 3:38 of my life.
brimhall7 1 year ago
THIS is a great story..pussy
TheIMC8 1 year ago
@TheIMC8 I didnt mean to hurt your feelings... Sorry.
brimhall7 1 year ago
"We would get herbed up!"
dandydonaldo 1 year ago
CLASSIC.
99mxylptlk 1 year ago
Last Christmas we showed this to our parents and grandparents who had never heard this story and it was the biggest laugh we had together all night. GoodTimes,GoodTimes
CharlesBartowskiHere 1 year ago 2
"The REAL Lone Ranger" - Jay Thomas got it right on the nose! Clayton Moore will always been the real Lone Ranger! - & he proved it that night!
FlaviaR 1 year ago 3
This just totally made my day! if you have a few minutes, watch it! Hilarious!!
suebosek 1 year ago
LOL
michel19612009 1 year ago
This is one of the most wonderful stories Ive ever heard. One reason it appeals to me is that it spans the gap between my childhood and adult years. I sent link to it to my father but Ive reached the age now where if I tell younger people a story like this sometimes they just look at me blankly. So I have to pick and choose which story I tell to which people. For example, I drive a taxi in San Francisco and a while back I was taking two unusually beautiful twenty year (see next post)
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mikejhelms1 1 year ago
I make a point of watching Jay Thomas' appearance every year that he tells this story. This is FUNNY!
Eyegore560 1 year ago
he he does da voice for the mouth on the twizzlers commercial :)
spideymikey6 1 year ago
Great Story about the Lone Ranger - one of the real class acts on TV and off.
Shodansixtyone 1 year ago
I cannot stand JAY THOMAS nothing but a smart ass just like LETTERMAN.
THEMOJOMANsince1959 1 year ago
Great story
satchboogyfan 1 year ago
Epic Win!
puckfanla 1 year ago
re: davetileguy: You couldn't be more wrong. Jay is absolutely right about the "tea baggers".
my66porkchop 1 year ago
Jay says "tea partiers" should be rounded up and put away,they are violent,turn off jay thomas
davetileguy 1 year ago
I KNEW there was a reason I liked Jay Thomas!
TeddyJackEddie1 1 year ago
you're an idiot, jay says tea BAGGERS are ball suckers
od708 1 year ago
@davetileguy he's right...a lot of them are, but certainly not all of them...tea partiers are just as bad as liberals, IMHO. Democrats and Republicans both suck. Our two-party system NEEDS to be crumpled up and reworked.
GizmoMack 1 year ago 3
I remember Jay and the birthday parties....it was a lot ot fun....Jay use to run around with larry sprinkle (the weather guy that is now on tv) at big ways in charlotte. I won a radio contest one time and won a bunch of albums and jay and larry were the ones that gave me the records....Fun time!!! Joe Higg
theirisroom 1 year ago
@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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@theirisroom I was on WPDQ radio opposite JAY when he was at WAPE the big ape in Jacksonville. He spent most of his time on the phone RAGGING me on our reqjuest line and our news line. Telling me once" Pretty soon I'll have your format and then I'll have your ASS you BLACK SOB" "AND" I'm not even BLACK. How he did his show and called me over and over every night is really goofy. JUST LIKE LETTERMAN a real SMARTASS. I moved on to WRKT in Cocoa Bch. but I remember what a jerk he was.
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THEMOJOMANsince1959 1 year ago
@theirisroom I live in Oakdale where Radio Rd. is located. You're right....those were good times....Jay ruled the airwaves for a good while.
GizmoMack 1 year ago
This is the "best"! Thanks for Sharing.
drumstix20 2 years ago 2
Dave's absolute Favorite Show Bidness Story of All Time.
wilberfan 2 years ago 2
Big OOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUNKY Ways! ..on AM Radio to boot!
sniktawfamily 2 years ago
FUNKY "NIGHTIME" WAYS
FGTUTT 1 year ago
i felt he rushed it a little bit. he told the story better few days ago again in letterman.btw. i've never seen an episode of lone ranger, but it didn't hurt the story for me, since, the name is so ridicilous;)
ruispuuro 2 years ago
The Lone Ranger was the only survivor of a group of Texas Rangers who where killed in an outlaw ambush, nursed back to health by a friendly indian called Tonto who became his side kick.
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soymasfuertequetu 2 years ago
Haha det er så genialt! Classic...
CarstenTheMuss 2 years ago
"They'll believe ME, Citizen!" LOL!!!!!
Eyegore560 2 years ago 32
@Eyegore560 he's a no talant actor with only one fake story to tell everytime he's a guest this is the only story he's a tellin can'tstandem.
TweedleDumm1 1 year ago
@Eyegore560 Spoiler-- tch
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gostrid2012 2 years ago
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stupid right wing ass
RichardDICKCheney 2 years ago
Don't you hate it when you realize you've posted to the wrong thread?
AegisNova 1 year ago
Does anyone have a copy of last night's (12-23-09) edition of the Lone Ranger story to post? Jay mentioned my uncle's name and showed his picture. (Pickle Moore) I would be eternally grateful!
layla1029 2 years ago
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Haha "ex military" that spends allday watching kids' films! I'd drop u quicker than birdshit you pathetic little turd!!
gostrid2012 2 years ago
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Yep, Tom, I'm on here as well, and one thing is certain, it sucks bigtime being you for the day, as no mofo fucking likes you. Can't wait to close this account down as the abuse is unrelenting!!! I'll just persevare for a while longer though..hang on to ya stetson faggot, it might be a long ride cowboy yeehhaa!!
gostrid2012 2 years ago
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cockridr2012 still showing us what a life he has out side of youtube..??
HAHA FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!!!
PUT YOUR ADDRESS UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! OR CAN YOU ONLY HIDE AWAY LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY?
EX MILITARY..I SHIT YA BOY!!
Yankyretard 2 years ago
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Why the fuck am i watching this?
RiiDDiiM 2 years ago
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this guy has a shitty attitude, just heard em on another youtube vid doing his program. Horrible guy.
terran236 2 years ago
That was before the Lone Ranger's career went to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump...
dandydonaldo 2 years ago
I hope Silver was house-broken.
sbflash311 2 years ago
You really must be drunk or incredibly stupid to make these analogies. Unbelievable. I'm surprised you can even write.
Ellensnortland 2 years ago
Letterman was NOT MARRIED at the time. Letterman dated single women who dated him back. BFD. Get a life.
KellyGreen5555 2 years ago
What?! What does that mean? I suppose there's some progress in throwing the whore epithet at a guy, equal rights and all that but I fail to catch the reference.
Ellensnortland 2 years ago
What?! Do people really talk like this? Man whore? I suppose that's progress but geez.
Ellensnortland 2 years ago
"Man whore?!" You are off your trolley if that's what you think.
KellyGreen5555 2 years ago
"Lone Ranger in back seat....I'm chasing the car....Lone Ranger's emotionless...emotionless" ROFLMAO.. one of my fave clips. I saw him on show this night. hilaaaarious.
reggaeky 2 years ago
You're nuts.
KellyGreen5555 2 years ago
great story made me smile i guess thats the point letterman claayton moore was well into being the lone ranger
bearwoodbrown 2 years ago 2
willow´s brother!!!!!
txt23 2 years ago
jay rules on sirius
SuperJWoody 2 years ago
awesome story.
throwntomato 2 years ago
.....always knew the Lone Ranger was cool...
georgexr40 2 years ago 4
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This is one of those times I surely don't want to feel like the Lone Ranger
shimereemoon 2 years ago
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jay thomas always was a worst actor i ever seen and let me tell you something : stop to eat donnuts !!!!!
txt23 2 years ago
Jesus friggin' Christ...your grammar is atrocious.
galactusz 2 years ago
You know the only thing that can improve this story?
Listening to it while I'm sitting in the cutting garden with a fine Dominican cigar and a couple of cocktails in me, you know.
Hoopermazing 2 years ago
God that's funny...
obdami 2 years ago 2
herbed up lol
Catnip1138 2 years ago 8
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, RANGER!!!
diuga1 2 years ago 3
he was driving a vulva.......lol
newyorkeastside 2 years ago
lol
dieselvsgas1 2 years ago
damn fine story !
dragon7590 2 years ago 3
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icdfffcdbcac 2 years ago
great story..
cchwnn 2 years ago
He pronounces Volvo like its a female body part.
MalubaySyecado 2 years ago 4
Funniest thing I have seen in awhile.
dookerized 2 years ago 2
It's the best story.
RustedRotor204 2 years ago 2
The way he tells the story is what makes it even funnier. Great story!
BabyTorres 2 years ago
Nothing like a good stoner story =D Jay just kicks ass.
Unit545 2 years ago
he told the story better on dave years before.
orgasmosis 2 years ago
Jay Thomas is the best.
RustedRotor204 2 years ago
Lone Ranger and The Cisco Kid.
Watched them every Saturday as a kid.
carnac449 2 years ago
this is my xmas tradition, listening to this
BennyDABEATA 2 years ago
mine too. It's how I know that Xmas is finally here
bucks1522 2 years ago
I heard that Clayton moore went to court and had his lone ranger image copywrited or something.Has anyone heard anything about this?
jaydee624 2 years ago
What actually happened was that the owner of the Lone Ranger character (who was making a new movie version with a new actor) sued Clayton Moore to stop him from appearing in costume in public. Clayton Moore counter-sued to allow him to use the costume and won. His win actually allows others to appear as Lone Ranger in public too and is the law that allows costumed characters like Spiderman to appear in front of the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
Gnillob802 2 years ago
The Lone Ranger was the best. Even cooler than Batman.
LoveMeorillBeGone 2 years ago 3
I saw the Lone Ranger in the 1960's at Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh, He gave me a black mask and a silver bullet.
wildfire357 2 years ago 4
Oh my God I'm crying XD Ahh - the Lone Ranger and Captain Crunch - the only two men who could soothe my perpetual crankiness at having to get up at f-ing 6 o'clock every morning for school.
denimchild 2 years ago
They'll believe me citizen!
dchasse12 2 years ago 11
shit, i'm 23, and getting up to watch the lone ranger on tv early sunday mornings with my dad were like the greatest memories!
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sokairavi 2 years ago
One of te greatest stories told
burner420 2 years ago
lol so funny. they should do a film on it.
muslimapurple 2 years ago
ahahaha XD
goldberg32 2 years ago
F-ING HILARIOUS!!!
alaturkababe 2 years ago
Ya,that was a great story,without a doubt!!!
muskokan59 2 years ago
what a great fucking story
Hounsfield 2 years ago
I wish I had a lone ranger riding in the back seat of *my* car..
That was an awesome story.
colinpoh 2 years ago
Brilliant!
KellyGreen5555 2 years ago
now thats how a story should be told
opiateaffair 2 years ago
That's great!! Jay Thomas is funny funny. I have heard him tell this story on his Sirius radio show and it still makes me laugh.
badandtheugly 2 years ago
THEY'LL BELIEVE ME, CITIZEN!
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newjersey02 2 years ago
This is the funniest story i have EVER heard !!!
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Knox080 2 years ago
who *is* that masked man?
baddmanaz 2 years ago
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newjersey02 2 years ago
yeah...right...whatever they said...yea, thjis makes me want to jack off n rub it in my hair!!!
frothingatdamouth 2 years ago
I watched the greatest American Hero yesterday,The lone ranger was on it.
BTW >Drugs are for losers
MrSteveUtah 2 years ago 5
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except weed fool
evan1410 2 years ago
Great story! I love the lone ranger and herb too!
eesamoosa 2 years ago
Fantastic. I peed my pants.
thomaskrober 2 years ago
this is a great story!! imagine the lone ranger in your back seat in uniform.
brian05dl 2 years ago 2
Wished you could've listened to this guy on the air(WAYS,Big Ways) in Charlotte.Very,very funny!
nanajanamike 2 years ago
hilarious.
sonboogie 2 years ago
love how he actually said " citizen " hilarious
baronslight 3 years ago
amazing
whato1986 3 years ago
Posse, Tonto - I said posse.
RP50 3 years ago
My Hometown!!!! I know exactly where morehead is, and how impossible it is to drive on Independence Blvd. during 5oclock traffic, let alone while your baked, there are cops all over that road...too funny!!!
RandomPurpose 3 years ago
MADD (for one) would definitely disagree with most of the comments here. This is a prime example of how celebrities have always considered themselves above the law. The saddest part is that people actually think driving while "herbed up" (whether on alcohol, marijuana, whatever = *judgment impaired*) is comical.
churchmousie 2 years ago
So there's a MADD against smoking pot and driving now? Its not the same as drunk driving, and he said " i could barely see the road" as a joke to the audience.
RandomPurpose 2 years ago
Oh, really? What's the big difference? Last I knew, marijuana (hashish, whatever) is still an ILLEGAL drug -- and with good reason. Like alcohol, it gives one a false sense of well-being, a euphoric feeling of invincibility and lowers reaction times. If you sincerely think one can drive safely and defensively while *stoned* on weed, then you must be one of the "party-hearty" crowd yourself. Just don't take any innocent bystanders with you when you get sentenced for *pharmakeia*
churchmousie 2 years ago
Oh relax, this is just a story and people are laughing. I don't condone getting high nor drunk, and would assume, neither is Jay Thomas. Relax and enjoy life!
mediaseller25 2 years ago 3
umm i drive high and take my tests high in school and ive got a 3.8 soooooo i say fuck you im just as functional as you and have more fun
weed is for winners
pain killers barbiturates and opiates are all man made trash stick to herb
evan1410 2 years ago
oh man...hilarious.
jsokol27 3 years ago
That is a great Lone Ranger story.
robertsewellca 3 years ago
I would of loved to seen the look on that guys face when the lone ranger got out of the car, LOL.
unpicked1 3 years ago
Ay You vatos locos and all you people if you have Sirius radio or XM radio you can listen to the Jay Thomas show..Its for reals Trippy dude...So check it out ay ...Him and All his gang...
oscartrujillo1963 3 years ago
best christmas letterman ever, great story!
abaduiluvu7 3 years ago
Sorry, Obi! Didn't mean to bring out the gorilla. I just take my complaints to the source. To each our own, huh? As for "You Tubing!" Yeah, we both do this the same way. No hard feelings, and again, my apologize for bringing out some strange responses out of the woodwork. LOL
SpauldingTBear 3 years ago
This just gets better each year I hear it!! I really great story!!
recsec 3 years ago
why do you cancel good shows and keep crap like letterman - you're as bad as fox.
ObiWanShinobi1 3 years ago
Just heard the 2008 version, and am sending it to someone, who will love it. I wish the Buick driver would 'fess up on here. LOL
Am a bit confused though - if you don't like a show, why would you take the time to find the clip on here? If I don't like a show, I don't watch it.
SpauldingTBear 3 years ago 2
I was going to whatever You tube threads struck my curiosity.
ObiWanShinobi1 3 years ago
So you'd rather watch Leno? That's some sophisticated