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  • that fake tan omg ahahha!!

  • LOL, I love him, he's so funny

  • WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON THE SAFARI?!?!?!?

  • he used the driving joke in Australia as well :P ahahahaha fucking hell i love this guy so much, so funny.

  • he needs new jokes

  • @TheGator2000 Indeed. I've heard the same jokes like 5 times on 5 different shows.

  • Full Version my Ass!

  • HILARIOUS!!! Love it!! : )

  • It sure cuts of at the end for being the full version.

  • 4:03 - best part - 'you haven't fucking moved!'

  • He do the same jokes with the Australia sketch...

  • What the hell is the punch line at the end?!?

  • who was the guy at the start? I recognized him from somewhere :/

  • @missemilyjd George Lopez

  • I don't think that the testicles thing about kangaroos is true... just for the record.

  • 6:30 wtf is that Hiro from heroes? :))

  • i'm seeing danny bhoy in hamilton, ontario ON ST.PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • that guy at the start was unusually dark.

  • Ugh, the end is cut off!!!

  • valtzing Matilda valtzing Matilda you'll come a-valtzing Matilda with me...

  • it's so unfair!!! he's doing a show in edinburgh (where i live) in february but the show is only for 16+! why?! WHY???!!!! HE'S SO AWESOME!!!! D'=

  • I go to the safar..

  • 6:30 ? hero?

  • Anything original?

  • i hate that guy, george lopez that is...

  • @Supertomiman fuck u hes awsome u stupid cunt

  • He can get a bit boring, especially as he repeats a lot of the same stuff over. I do find him brilliant and I love him, just wish he didn't repeat the same jokes all the time :/

  • @bobbistarwinde i agree - used the same 9 hours driving joke in Australia

  • @bobbistarwinde He doesn;t expect you to keep following him to his shows.

    

  • @zedosix I appreciate that, I was merely pointing out that I enjoy his stuff but after hearing the same thing on 3 different TV shows, it gets repetitive.

  • 27 people mistaked the thumbs down for the download button again

  • "That was almost an evil laugh"

  • Really hilarious, love all his jokes. One of the best comedians

  • Aha

  • @LuckyDarky

    XD now do some weed that will even you out or if you wanna go faster get a few monsters

  • i'd marry this one.

    

  • @LuckyDarky no it isnt

  • disappointed that he made a lot of the same jokes in his Australian show but they're still hilarious

  • So funny. Not often do I laugh like this.

  • i don’t think this guy is that funny. he’d be a laugh at work but i wouldn’t pay to see him. Gervais, Russell Brand, Stephen Fry, Jimmy Carr etc are leagues ahead. Even this welsh guy is funnier. Type 'Funniest stand up comedy sketch ever'

  • @TheOmedome that welsh guy is rhod gilbert, he will make u piss yourself

  • @spiritofryu

    I already have

    

  • @TheOmedome disagree.

  • @LuckyDarky Fun isn't it?

  • Cycling jokes

  • i'd like to see a the REAL full version

  • @LuckyDarky

    Strange... I have severe ADHD and i've not seen a single positive in it so far, or any symptoms that mimic a narcotic.

    Bullshitter kids.

  • ahahah the german tourist was amazing.

  • clearly not the full version, as it gets cut off.

  • [Insert Random Video Comment Here]

  • I swear his feet have a life of their own!

  • the german part is so funny haha

  • @LuckyDarky take speed then

  • "hang on a minute can i just frisk ya for a dick?" lol

  • he repeats alot of his jokes word for word still funny though

  • @LittleLeopardSpots thats why i dont always agree with the technological age. if we went to these comedy shows, we wouldnt have heard them twice

  • 6:31 Jackie chan

  • you misspelled montréal

    you forgot the "é"

    the alt code is 233

  • @Superchickenman159 actually its alt 130

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  • @livefreediehard28 i meant 0233

  • @livefreediehard28 ya i meant *the alt code is 0233

  • funny that his 9hours joke works both in Canada AND Australia! ;-)

  • @alexandredp was just thinkin that myself lol

  • Where is the rest?

  • The funniest thing is when comedians are laughing at their own jokes :D

  • The funniest thing is when comedians are laughing at their own jokes :D

  • full version my ass. damn youtube copyright bs

  • Because Canada's so stupidly big you drive for 9 hours get out of the car and you haven't F*N MOVED! LMFAO xD voice break laugh!

  • what a great audience....and yea he did repeat a lot of the jokes he said in australia but fuck it....the canadians didnt heard them so its ok

  • who cares if he recycles some comedy bits? Everyone does, especially internationally-travelling comedians.

    besides, he knows what's funny so of course he'll use the same material :)

  • Thats not all of it...

  • I LOVE the laughing!

    I was trying to keep down the soda in my mouth so I didn't do a spit take!

  • the person laughing at the very end is my new hero

  • now the crocodile one.

  • he used the driving for 9 hour joke in Sydney as well.

    and the pretend to be dead if you see a bear joke

  • @andizzle195 People like you annoy me.. What is he going do, come up with new material for every town he visits, in every country he visits.... pfftttt.. enjoy the comedy...

  • he used the driving for 9 hour joke in Sydney as well.

  • @andizzle195 he repeated alot of his jokes

  • Who else heard the guy say hi Danny at the beginning

  • OMG I LMAO! Hes great!

  • stupid laughing man or women

  • @cbeebz They kinda make it funnier.. hehe

    And danny looks so cute when he turns and says stop it

  • A cross between the actor who plays Ted Mosby and Doctor Who....

  • he used the car bit in sidney too

  • This guy repeats his jokes oo many times.... like the one where canada is sooo massive.... you haven't moved.... he did the same thing when he was in tour in australia..

  • @aashini14 yup

    

  • @Syman404, but the way he performs them makes him a great comedian.

  • @Syman404 sooo why are u watching???

  • did anyone else notice he didnt tell us wether or not any "movement went on down there" hahah (:

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  • pause at 01:56 for lolz

  • Full version, huh? :P

  • Brilliant, has a very good consistency, some comedians just drag on.

  • Queer as a three dollar bill, camp as a row of tents, and damn fucking funny!

  • Old one with few additions.

    

  • Same jokes from the sydney stand up

  • he's good

  • sounds like Shrek ahahah

  • WHAT THE FUCK WHERES THE REST YOU BITCH

  • theres something wrong about that title... -_-'

  • He has the nicest voice ever! I've lived in Scotland all my life and I've never heard such a quality accent, it's like a cross between Fergie and Jesus lol

  • @MrJames1874

    Who could this "Jesus" be?

  • wow, just realised how much he recycles his jokes

  • @CannibalCatfish Most comedians do... Why not if they're crackers?

  • @CannibalCatfish That would probably be because each time he performs them, he has a different live audience. I don't think that Australians and Canadians have a vastly different sense of humour or something.

  • The new Billy Connolly :D F-ing grrrreat!!

  • full version my arse ya prick!

  • its no the "full version" when it cuts out before the end. >_>

  • Just watching him in Montreal and Sydney he uses the same jokes, but they're still bloody hilarious.

  • @vaknor1 its the same as a band, they play the same songs night after night. its his act, he wrote the jokes and he does them night after night lol.

  • Should I see Danny Bhoy or Gabriel Iglesias?

  • @ljmuzza im trying to figure that out as well

  • @ljmuzza Both are hilarious! Either one of them or Russel Peters! Or Eddie Izzard!

  • @ljmuzza Yes.

  • 22 people are from montreal

  • @wizard2160 cant believe it (insert sarcasm here)

  • 22 people are from monteal

  • This guy is amazing!!! Had me in stitches the whole time! :D

  • Here's a hint, don't label a video "Full Version" if it cuts out halfway through a sentence.

    Funny though (what there is of it).

  • thts right lopez gtfo for a comedian who is actually good

  • i love when he says beige leotard

  • thats not full

  • "Fiddele Di Di, Potatoes" Funny as. He needs his own show

  • this makes me cry with laughter!!!!

  • 06:30 - Jackie Chan!

  • awwwwwwwwwww wheres the ending!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah :(

  • "I go to the safar-" FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • 0:18 "hi danny."

  • You know a kangaroo is going to attack you...It will suck its testicles...I havent finished yet...Into its body...I dont mean just suck its testicles LOL i love him sooo much like it you agree

  • I love the woman laughing @ 10:10 ! Thumbs up !!!

  • the kangaroo jokes r simply hilarious... i couldnt stop laughing

  • Did he finish the story after all that!

  • 3:55 didnt he do that same joke about Australia ??

    lol i luuub danny bhoy

  • @bsangel93 he did

  • @bsangel93 yeah, in the sydney opera house.

  • wtf! last joke gets cut out :(

  • who doesnt like him he is so frekin funny 

  • I LOVE DANNY BHOY! Hes sooo cute! :3

  • funniest bit was the whole "kangaroo sucks his testicles.....im not finished" LMFAO

  • I started to cry with laughter at the nipple comment :D

  • @shichan ok pree sure danni boi explains the diffrence between irish and scottish in one of his vids ;)

    nah billys definatly scottish :)

  • @12loling12 diddley dee! potatoes!

  • Those 20 people that pressed the thumbs down are German....

  • 6:31 the constepated guy from heros??

  • 20 people accidentally pressed 'thumbs down' instead of 'thumbs up', and are terrifically embarrassed.

  • This isnt the full Version, cuz the person in the crowd laughed again and it doesnt show the rest.

  • Ted Mosby?

  • @DrakenGuardz holy shittt good call hahah

  • @foofightersfan94 Hahaha

  • @DrakenGuardz HAHA!!! I thought the same thing!

  • @DrakenGuardz Of Course! Thats why I like him =)

  • Watching Danny always reminds me of Eddie Izzard; I'm not sure if it's the material, mannerisms or both. It may be the extended tangents.

    I hope I don't need to point out that's a compliment.

  • 20 people are dickheads.

  • 20 people missed the like button.

  • same old jokes

  • 20 people suck their testicles.

  • "Did I mention I was naked?" xDD

  • there was 20 kangaroos watchings this:P

  • he used the same line as the one he used in the cracker comedy festival in sydney...its the same act

  • @sugarjubs comedians normally use the same act in a tour,its the same as pop groups writing a new album,they sing the same songs in every city of the tour.

  • cal986, i notice u sai hes trying to be like billy connoly, but if u noticed he didnt swear or anything like that

    also many scottish ppl have scottish accents just like billy connoly, amazing...

  • @12loling12 isn't connoly irish?

  • @shichan are you fucking serious?

  • @cudatheferocious you act as if i should know these things.

  • @shichan you should, he's not irish, the accents aren't even alike. might aswell accuse an englishman of being welsh.

  • @cudatheferocious i can't tell! they have accents that are kind of familiar. i can't tell the difference. it's like how some people can'g tell a vietnamese person from a chinese person.

  • @shichan again, yes they can. let me guess, you're american?

  • @cudatheferocious vietnamese american. and yea yea, i know the wrap. all americans are ill-mannered, non-cultured little twats. been there, heard that, write me a new song. so sue me for not knowing a lot of irish and scottish people in my life or watching a lot of irish and scottish movies, then sitting down and trying to categorize ever accent i hear.

  • @shichan no, but I'm from a small town in northern england and i can tell the difference between a bostonian and a new yorker.

  • @cudatheferocious really? i can't. though i can tell the difference between the rhode island and the new jersey accents.

  • @shichan point proven.