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  • Them a Chupacabra would come out of the forest and RAPE YOU!

  • i fell asleep and woke up cuz my laptop got hot on my lap

  • Danny, Is your favorite color purple? :DDDD

  • OMFG HES HOUSE

  • thumbs up if you actually closed your eyes xD!

  • I DO COCAIN @_*

  • xDDDDD subcribe, comment, wake up Neo I can't stop laughing xD

  • i`ve heard and/or read that the brain actually creates toxins that cause drowsiness, so that you go asleep and the brain can relax and do a recap of everything that has hapened. also: the toxins kills you after 5 days =)

  • oh fuck i got scared as hell...i actually closed my eyes and imagined all that,but fucking chupacabra ruined everything

  • lOoOoOoL ! danny hehe ur kindaaaaa Awesooooome ;pP ~ ..

    keep that UP =D

  • i knew what you'll do since 2:00 already xD

  • Dude, your veins at 2:52

  • lol why are you naked? O .o

  • Because the chupacabra fucked him.

  • well he should have atleast gotten the chupacarbra to give him his clothes back sheesh

  • hahahahaha

  • @Thepoweranga why not?

  • Man, you are so quite, and then you get loud when you say the thing with the chupacabra

  • What a beautiful voice *cries*

  • Its scarier to be rapped by a chupakabra then to being scared by it

  • even scarier to be raped analy xD

  • Hahahah I knew you were gonna say something like that. :^D

  • haha very funny video. I've sung that song before in choir. We sung it around christmas time

  • CHUPAKABRA

  • Beautiful Singing voice LOL

  • LOLLLLL

  • What's the book "Never Coming" about?

  • Thank you, for being you.

  • shit you nearly made me fall asleep!

    Then i realised it's you and you'd say something scary to fuck it up, just before u did xD

  • I literally had tears down my eyez wen i heard u sing!!! IT WUZ HILARIOUS!!! U SO AWESOME DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you are soo funny and sexy

  • ...is it wrong that I still felt tired....

  • its not hard

    and its not cool

    dont do drugs

    and STAY IN SCHOOL!!

  • MATRIX REFERENCE FTW !!!

  • AMAZING

  • Fat embolism was a favorite of mine too LOL

  • omfg i that worked

    i became realllllly!! tired!

  • love the mario accent =D

  • i had my volume down really low and that whole time you just looked like you were singing to yourself without any words :)

  • am I the only one that thinks danny sounds (speaks) same as Dr. House.... ???

  • you spelled reveal wrong.

  • two things: 3:10 OMG BESTEST PART "wake up neo" lol numba too: lol nice singing danny u should be PHAMUS

  • "if you stop breathing you're gonna feel drowsy... just before you DIE. My God, science has gone so far, it's AMAZING!" xD xD that and "Science... confirms... you need... sleep... in order... to live. WELL DONE, SCIENCE!" are my favourites XD XD

  • "...and everythings going juuusst perfectly. Then you decide to lie your head down. Now imagine that if you would actually close your eyes and fuall asleep that the CHUPACABRA would come out of the tree and REEP you EAGERLY, till you DIED!!!!!!!" (part 2:38 - 2:54 for listening to it xD)

    Best part ever xDDDDDD

  • uuuh not sure eagerly is what he says XD

  • what do you think? "eagerly" is the only logical way in that sentence

  • he says anally

  • It's "Rape" and "Anally" ...

  • when ur heart stops then u become drowsy ...just before u die

  • Just a little Na Na Na

  • My pleasure Danny.

  • nice singing xD x

  • haha the chupacabra!! xD brings back memories xD x

  • I wonder if Danny could hypnotize someone through the internet...That'd be cool...

  • you should do a whole video with the stuff at the end =P thats the funniest part

  • Nice to see that you took an extra minute to put on a shirt!

  • Yikes....

  • I FEAR NO CHUPACABRA!

  • Holy crap! I did picture it and I was tired.

  • Awesome singing.

  • That boys got some lungs.

  • i tryed to do it but i lol'd when he sayd that the tree's are purple xD

  • A note of warning Danny maybe you should warn your fans if you're going to be funny because you nearly made me start chocking on a frkkin pear!

    Your still beyond awesome though <3.

  • Hey, Gloria in exclesis deo is Vivaldi, not Dickens!

    I know what you are. You're a phony. A big fat phony!

    Oh I love you so much!

  • i lol'd irl

  • Brilliant, man. Comedic genius.

  • ...next to a fern. it's purple...

  • Seems-to-almost-be Perfect pitch, FTW!

  • 3:13 is the part where i rolled on the floor laughing lol

  • i almost fell asleep

  • hahah, cool guy :D

  • ........why are u not wearing a shirt?

  • Purple... I'd like that forest, minus the Chupacubra.... or however you spell it.

  • haha a little na na na

  • a little na na na

  • omigosh they sing that song in my church! lol!

  • lmao....

  • nice video keep them coming man.

  • CHUPACABRA!!!! OMG!!!!

  • never coming LOL

  • You were singing a mass at the end...

    that is what music lessons have taught me...you were singing a mass...cant remember what the setting is but its "Gloria in..." somthing somthing latin somthing

    Awesome video!! I thought all forests were purple!??!

  • Gloria In Excelsis???

  • Thats the one!!

    Man i gotta remember more of my mass settings...its always what i fuck up in the exam!

  • Ahahahahaha XD it's okie :P

    I'm learning that song and two

    other Gloria's songs in choir right now.

  • I was stimulated by Danny...

  • more singing :D

  • I am stimulated, lol

  • Hey Danny, why don't you make a video about Swine flu? Gosh i would love to see that! :D

  • Drowsiness is caused by melatonin secretion when no light enters the retina, up the hypothalmic tract to the pineal gland in the brain. When secreted, melatonin binds with a g coupled protein receptor at a brain synapse. A redox reaction occurs, and the imbalance of electrons creates an action potential, sending the signal through your body, making you feel tired. I suppose ur explanation was a bit more entertaining though...

  • lol

  • The chupacabra? Really? OH SHIT!!

  • Damn that singing of Gloria was hilarious, It made me feel like I was in church. HAHA

  • Ya aside from seeing nipple, it was entirley like church

  • ha ha ha the chupacabra will come out and anally rape you

  • Books are not fat, pigs are fat, books are voluminous... (I don't know if I speld it ok, i from serbia)

    in serbia we say

    "Knjige nisu debele, svinje su debele a knjige su obimne"... :)

  • 2:50

    Omg.... LOVE IT

    I always knew he was lurking somewhere near by....

  • Danny!!!!! Please don't ever show your nipples on here again!!!!!thanks

  • ur not funny any more

    >.>

  • u sing beautifly.cough.

  • Stimulated, but not by fear!

    So...Dickens inspires Latin Christmas carols?

    You have a great falsetto!

    ...and I liked the part where you were lulling us to a place of sleepy ease...the chupacabra was just icing! (burp! tasty!) Be well, Danny! *grin*

  • Dany can you please explain why people are bored...It may sound stupid but if you find cure for that lot of people can feel better :)

    Cheers:)

  • the lachupacabra raping you analy till you die xDDD hahahah priceless ;)

  • u pičku materinu

  • @ 0:11 There is some sound like facebook chat...xD

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  • lmfao xDDD I LOVE U

  • raping chupacabra :D

  • love it!

  • hahahahhahahahahhah

  • HEY I NO THAT SONG AT THE END

  • chupacabra hahaha i love the ending

  • chupacabra hahahah i didn't see that one coming, good one.,

  • i usually just smack myself in the face when im drowsy.

    but whatever works

  • lmfao

  • "danny.. will the chupikabra analy rape me if i go to sleep?" "yes child.. it most certainly will" *cries*

  • I agree. It's amazing how far we've come. LOL

  • chupacabra....i wasnt expecting that :D

    nice one

  • hahaha I loved the singing part xD That was awesome :3

  • wake up neo haha

  • haha i was going though all the steps and i cracked up when you said and the chupakabra whould come out and rape me.. im not going to sleep tonight :O

  • sometimes when I lie alone in the purple-treed forest of life, i wonder why danny ian't an opera singer, right before I fall asleep and get anal raped by a chupacabra.

  • Ah, feels great having Danny's personality seep down into your mindy-parts, dont it?

  • lmfao!! that's brilliant XD you rule Danny

  • That... was... *sniff* beautiful.

  • dude, i think you've been up on a cocaine bender for the last 3 years.

  • chupacobra anal rape xD

  • ohh..that was good..so good...

    is Dickens your inspiration, Danny ?

  • ROFL!!!! XD

  • U ROCK!!

  • ...till they DIE, MUA-HA-HA!

    Danny, i love you! You make my day

  • you should have been an oper singer ))

  • zzz zzz zzz zzz

    AH FUCK

  • ROFL Oh man...the chupacabra!! XD YES

  • Nudity o.O

  • BAHAHA--sooo funnay.. i share ur videos on FB all the time... BTW me  ago c if yu on facebook.

  • Danny, do u sing like that in church also?

  • Wake up, Neo! Funny as hell

  • funny thing is, is that i did all that in which you said but instead of being awake with fear i was awake in laughter, thank you danny for curing my drowseynessesss

  • the last part scared me... my name is neo, and i didn't get who he might have been refering to

  • gradualreport drowsy cause cure cocaine fat book singing lack sleep purple trees stimulation chupakabra rape anal Neo medical naked doctor wrong diagnosis 1028 embolism story forest twitter question leaves electric shock respiratory failure fail LMFAO AT THE TAGS!!!

  • wait why is he naked?

  • so you can ask this dumb question

  • chupa cabra véio donde se tirow isso?!!!

    kkkkkkkkk

  • srsly got an erection when u were tellin the story and id lie if i said i didnt came at the chapakabra

  • PURPLE TREES >:D

  • Lol

    What is da chupakabra?

  • A Chupacabra literally translates to 'Goat sucker'

    ...its a beast that sucks goats.

  • You might want to add that is sucks there blood xD

    Just saying it sucks goats could mean... *ahem* xD

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  • lol too funny! keep up the good work!

  • haha I did it, it was pretty funny actually. And it did wake me up!

  • luv the analogy:P haah i actually did just get drowsy

  • Awesome singing at the end Danny!

  • This is the funniset show on YouTube! Keep up the good work!

  • how in the hell do you keep a straight freaking face

  • Yo, Da Chupakabra here! I'm gonna rape you all DO NOT FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!

  • Wake up Neo!

    Matrix Ftw! xD

  • "My god medical sciense has gotten so far . Amazing ! " AHAHAHAH awsome

  • sorry Danny, didn't work...

    Just made me more tired and gave me sleep paralysis which causes me to loose consciousness...

    I woke up 3 hours later! Thanks alot Danny, it's all your fault! Or I guess it could be the severe Narcolepsy, or possibly the 4 grams of GHB my neurologist prescribed to me help treat it...

  • I wonder if Danny can diagnosis my drowsiness, though I have pretty good idea that it stems from my lack of sleep. Can't hurt to double check. I don't want the Cubacarbra to rape me in the night.

  • NOT TEH CHOPOCOPRBABRARA

  • 0:16 - 0:18 your throat looked friken funny. XD you're friken awesome danny. beautiful singing at the end!

  • Chupathingy ftw

  • only one of your nipples was hard... is that gay that i noticed that.?... i guess that means im gay for danny and the chupacabre >_> DONT JUDGE!

  • no they;re both hard. just one is in the light and one isn't so they look different

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

  • hahah i almost fell asleep. maybe because i only got 3 hours last night and im delirious....

  • Danny. I want you. We would have the best sex ever.

  • Wow, Danny, who says you are not musically inclined? lol Almost totally forgot about the chupacabre.

  • I thought for sure this was going to be a scream. Close. But not quite.

    I find all the things for "drowsy" ... brain death, resp failure, etc RIDICULOUS!

    LOL seriously? Fun-ny.

    ps - great singing :D

  • lol your voice can be rather unnaturally high. ;)

  • "i'm not a doctor. i just play a naked one. on the internet". F**KING LOL

  • Did anyone else notice the book with the oddly large and noticeable title "Never Coming"?

    Come on, Danny, anyone would think with all these books you have lying around you'd be an amateur!

  • ok so i did everything you told me, but for some reason the chupaaflablah didn't attack me a muffin did.

  • i jumped! i felt all relaxed with my eyes closed...

  • Oh yea get some first one to comment! Lol Danny you pown!

  • that singing at the end was amazing!

  • LAWL

    you scared me i actually closed my eyes then all of a sudden! SURPRISE-BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!! XD Damn you danny and ur Chupaccabra's! XD

  • LMFAO

  • I knew you were going to shout something at the end... The Chupacabra!!!!!!!!

  • Oh my God, the second time you say Chupacabra is the best.

    "You're stimulated! By fear...

    OF THE CHUPACAAAABRA!"

  • That singing at the end was badass

  • I love Purple.

  • By any chance are you a drug addict, lmfao

  • awesome singing man

    not joking

    but honestly, religious stuff? rock it out man