i`ve heard and/or read that the brain actually creates toxins that cause drowsiness, so that you go asleep and the brain can relax and do a recap of everything that has hapened. also: the toxins kills you after 5 days =)
"if you stop breathing you're gonna feel drowsy... just before you DIE. My God, science has gone so far, it's AMAZING!" xD xD that and "Science... confirms... you need... sleep... in order... to live. WELL DONE, SCIENCE!" are my favourites XD XD
"...and everythings going juuusst perfectly. Then you decide to lie your head down. Now imagine that if you would actually close your eyes and fuall asleep that the CHUPACABRA would come out of the tree and REEP you EAGERLY, till you DIED!!!!!!!" (part 2:38 - 2:54 for listening to it xD)
that is what music lessons have taught me...you were singing a mass...cant remember what the setting is but its "Gloria in..." somthing somthing latin somthing
Awesome video!! I thought all forests were purple!??!
Drowsiness is caused by melatonin secretion when no light enters the retina, up the hypothalmic tract to the pineal gland in the brain. When secreted, melatonin binds with a g coupled protein receptor at a brain synapse. A redox reaction occurs, and the imbalance of electrons creates an action potential, sending the signal through your body, making you feel tired. I suppose ur explanation was a bit more entertaining though...
haha i was going though all the steps and i cracked up when you said and the chupakabra whould come out and rape me.. im not going to sleep tonight :O
sometimes when I lie alone in the purple-treed forest of life, i wonder why danny ian't an opera singer, right before I fall asleep and get anal raped by a chupacabra.
funny thing is, is that i did all that in which you said but instead of being awake with fear i was awake in laughter, thank you danny for curing my drowseynessesss
gradualreport drowsy cause cure cocaine fat book singing lack sleep purple trees stimulation chupakabra rape anal Neo medical naked doctor wrong diagnosis 1028 embolism story forest twitter question leaves electric shock respiratory failure fail LMFAO AT THE TAGS!!!
Just made me more tired and gave me sleep paralysis which causes me to loose consciousness...
I woke up 3 hours later! Thanks alot Danny, it's all your fault! Or I guess it could be the severe Narcolepsy, or possibly the 4 grams of GHB my neurologist prescribed to me help treat it...
I wonder if Danny can diagnosis my drowsiness, though I have pretty good idea that it stems from my lack of sleep. Can't hurt to double check. I don't want the Cubacarbra to rape me in the night.
Them a Chupacabra would come out of the forest and RAPE YOU!
yakuzamadddogg 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
i fell asleep and woke up cuz my laptop got hot on my lap
OutgoingBillqe 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Danny, Is your favorite color purple? :DDDD
3Snorkette4 8 months ago
OMFG HES HOUSE
xbikerboy 1 year ago
thumbs up if you actually closed your eyes xD!
dakingsons 1 year ago 6
I DO COCAIN @_*
ThisOneComes 1 year ago
xDDDDD subcribe, comment, wake up Neo I can't stop laughing xD
TheJureRijeka 1 year ago
i`ve heard and/or read that the brain actually creates toxins that cause drowsiness, so that you go asleep and the brain can relax and do a recap of everything that has hapened. also: the toxins kills you after 5 days =)
zazazom 1 year ago
oh fuck i got scared as hell...i actually closed my eyes and imagined all that,but fucking chupacabra ruined everything
vutraftw 2 years ago
lOoOoOoL ! danny hehe ur kindaaaaa Awesooooome ;pP ~ ..
keep that UP =D
nofe18 2 years ago
i knew what you'll do since 2:00 already xD
clansmaninlove 2 years ago
Dude, your veins at 2:52
blingerstinger 2 years ago
lol why are you naked? O .o
Thepoweranga 2 years ago 14
Because the chupacabra fucked him.
blingerstinger 2 years ago 2
well he should have atleast gotten the chupacarbra to give him his clothes back sheesh
Thepoweranga 2 years ago
hahahahaha
vgrganto 2 years ago
@Thepoweranga why not?
crimses 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Man, you are so quite, and then you get loud when you say the thing with the chupacabra
blingerstinger 2 years ago
What a beautiful voice *cries*
lilrowyravenclaw 2 years ago
Its scarier to be rapped by a chupakabra then to being scared by it
blingerstinger 2 years ago
even scarier to be raped analy xD
stormtrooper405 2 years ago
Hahahah I knew you were gonna say something like that. :^D
MoeTheBartenderRocks 2 years ago
haha very funny video. I've sung that song before in choir. We sung it around christmas time
sunsett008 2 years ago
CHUPAKABRA
Smek019 2 years ago
Beautiful Singing voice LOL
decayingprocess 2 years ago
LOLLLLL
lilPat 2 years ago
What's the book "Never Coming" about?
tinajo650 2 years ago
Thank you, for being you.
haxhaxhaxhaxha 2 years ago
shit you nearly made me fall asleep!
Then i realised it's you and you'd say something scary to fuck it up, just before u did xD
Insanity0107 2 years ago 21
I literally had tears down my eyez wen i heard u sing!!! IT WUZ HILARIOUS!!! U SO AWESOME DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesomness359 2 years ago
you are soo funny and sexy
thedarkinthematinee 2 years ago
...is it wrong that I still felt tired....
koreytd 2 years ago
its not hard
and its not cool
dont do drugs
and STAY IN SCHOOL!!
zknighty 2 years ago 3
MATRIX REFERENCE FTW !!!
wassuppeeps 2 years ago
AMAZING
GNoodle 2 years ago
Fat embolism was a favorite of mine too LOL
purejennmajik 2 years ago
omfg i that worked
i became realllllly!! tired!
timis164 2 years ago
love the mario accent =D
monoshift 2 years ago
i had my volume down really low and that whole time you just looked like you were singing to yourself without any words :)
Othrox08 2 years ago
am I the only one that thinks danny sounds (speaks) same as Dr. House.... ???
kaminokok 2 years ago 2
you spelled reveal wrong.
lalala5923 2 years ago
two things: 3:10 OMG BESTEST PART "wake up neo" lol numba too: lol nice singing danny u should be PHAMUS
YoungWolfHeart 2 years ago
"if you stop breathing you're gonna feel drowsy... just before you DIE. My God, science has gone so far, it's AMAZING!" xD xD that and "Science... confirms... you need... sleep... in order... to live. WELL DONE, SCIENCE!" are my favourites XD XD
snoookie456 2 years ago
"...and everythings going juuusst perfectly. Then you decide to lie your head down. Now imagine that if you would actually close your eyes and fuall asleep that the CHUPACABRA would come out of the tree and REEP you EAGERLY, till you DIED!!!!!!!" (part 2:38 - 2:54 for listening to it xD)
Best part ever xDDDDDD
Pitibuli 2 years ago
uuuh not sure eagerly is what he says XD
YoungWolfHeart 2 years ago
what do you think? "eagerly" is the only logical way in that sentence
Pitibuli 2 years ago
he says anally
GoblinBerserker 2 years ago
It's "Rape" and "Anally" ...
rawrghblarghwaurgh 2 years ago
when ur heart stops then u become drowsy ...just before u die
kainih 2 years ago
Just a little Na Na Na
theaustraliankidd 2 years ago
My pleasure Danny.
misterhuxter 2 years ago
nice singing xD x
Munkybubbles 2 years ago
haha the chupacabra!! xD brings back memories xD x
Munkybubbles 2 years ago
I wonder if Danny could hypnotize someone through the internet...That'd be cool...
Toodles1823 2 years ago
you should do a whole video with the stuff at the end =P thats the funniest part
skinnebob 2 years ago
Nice to see that you took an extra minute to put on a shirt!
crapzterr 2 years ago
Yikes....
tas45123 2 years ago
I FEAR NO CHUPACABRA!
WilWithOneL117 2 years ago
Holy crap! I did picture it and I was tired.
MrTippietop 2 years ago
Awesome singing.
animewolf16 2 years ago
That boys got some lungs.
theonemoo 2 years ago
i tryed to do it but i lol'd when he sayd that the tree's are purple xD
Bugzsy011 2 years ago
A note of warning Danny maybe you should warn your fans if you're going to be funny because you nearly made me start chocking on a frkkin pear!
Your still beyond awesome though <3.
YaoiYuriNarutoFan1 2 years ago
Hey, Gloria in exclesis deo is Vivaldi, not Dickens!
I know what you are. You're a phony. A big fat phony!
Oh I love you so much!
dado1802 2 years ago
i lol'd irl
Nospherith 2 years ago
Brilliant, man. Comedic genius.
EthanTheEnigmatic 2 years ago
...next to a fern. it's purple...
shotguntornado 2 years ago
Seems-to-almost-be Perfect pitch, FTW!
NeshaDeFresha 2 years ago
3:13 is the part where i rolled on the floor laughing lol
YoungWolfHeart 2 years ago
i almost fell asleep
omuleanu 2 years ago
hahah, cool guy :D
postekija 2 years ago
........why are u not wearing a shirt?
girl122 2 years ago
Purple... I'd like that forest, minus the Chupacubra.... or however you spell it.
Pokegirl3000 2 years ago
haha a little na na na
nedburgin 2 years ago
a little na na na
bighugejake 2 years ago
omigosh they sing that song in my church! lol!
PoTaToJeRkY 2 years ago
lmao....
ShadowGrawr 2 years ago
nice video keep them coming man.
morgangamer22 2 years ago
CHUPACABRA!!!! OMG!!!!
Sanata50LbsBurrito 2 years ago
never coming LOL
saraivc 2 years ago
You were singing a mass at the end...
that is what music lessons have taught me...you were singing a mass...cant remember what the setting is but its "Gloria in..." somthing somthing latin somthing
Awesome video!! I thought all forests were purple!??!
Dannoneusk91 2 years ago
Gloria In Excelsis???
ImTheAsianChick13 2 years ago
Thats the one!!
Man i gotta remember more of my mass settings...its always what i fuck up in the exam!
Dannoneusk91 2 years ago
Ahahahahaha XD it's okie :P
I'm learning that song and two
other Gloria's songs in choir right now.
ImTheAsianChick13 2 years ago
I was stimulated by Danny...
Deafturtle911 2 years ago
more singing :D
NinjaPigsInYourHouse 2 years ago
I am stimulated, lol
Jifnuts 2 years ago
Hey Danny, why don't you make a video about Swine flu? Gosh i would love to see that! :D
cuic93 2 years ago
Drowsiness is caused by melatonin secretion when no light enters the retina, up the hypothalmic tract to the pineal gland in the brain. When secreted, melatonin binds with a g coupled protein receptor at a brain synapse. A redox reaction occurs, and the imbalance of electrons creates an action potential, sending the signal through your body, making you feel tired. I suppose ur explanation was a bit more entertaining though...
Eruption1O2 2 years ago
lol
MrElcubanboy 2 years ago
The chupacabra? Really? OH SHIT!!
TayPandaBear 2 years ago
Damn that singing of Gloria was hilarious, It made me feel like I was in church. HAHA
lazylank 2 years ago
Ya aside from seeing nipple, it was entirley like church
PiratesStoleMyToast 2 years ago
ha ha ha the chupacabra will come out and anally rape you
racheljean62386 2 years ago
Books are not fat, pigs are fat, books are voluminous... (I don't know if I speld it ok, i from serbia)
in serbia we say
"Knjige nisu debele, svinje su debele a knjige su obimne"... :)
pericajebac 2 years ago
2:50
Omg.... LOVE IT
I always knew he was lurking somewhere near by....
sheltiemomma 2 years ago
Danny!!!!! Please don't ever show your nipples on here again!!!!!thanks
sommersvideoblog 2 years ago
ur not funny any more
>.>
paddymc777 2 years ago
u sing beautifly.cough.
SayItOutLOUDxVaMPiRE 2 years ago
Stimulated, but not by fear!
So...Dickens inspires Latin Christmas carols?
You have a great falsetto!
...and I liked the part where you were lulling us to a place of sleepy ease...the chupacabra was just icing! (burp! tasty!) Be well, Danny! *grin*
UncleBym 2 years ago 2
Dany can you please explain why people are bored...It may sound stupid but if you find cure for that lot of people can feel better :)
Cheers:)
Adza93Serbia 2 years ago
the lachupacabra raping you analy till you die xDDD hahahah priceless ;)
bored4life888 2 years ago 3
u pičku materinu
U2luvU2 2 years ago 2
@ 0:11 There is some sound like facebook chat...xD
nikolasombor93 2 years ago
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nikolasombor93 2 years ago
lmfao xDDD I LOVE U
candygirllllll 2 years ago
raping chupacabra :D
Wookman17 2 years ago 3
love it!
KaliKalifornia 2 years ago
hahahahhahahahahhah
nakedmongoose123 2 years ago
HEY I NO THAT SONG AT THE END
man1of1steel 2 years ago
chupacabra hahaha i love the ending
SuperBlahhh123 2 years ago
chupacabra hahahah i didn't see that one coming, good one.,
asdlmaolol 2 years ago
i usually just smack myself in the face when im drowsy.
but whatever works
FALANandJESSIEshow 2 years ago
lmfao
bigplayer2382 2 years ago
"danny.. will the chupikabra analy rape me if i go to sleep?" "yes child.. it most certainly will" *cries*
dogfighterofpie 2 years ago
I agree. It's amazing how far we've come. LOL
Zieda12 2 years ago
chupacabra....i wasnt expecting that :D
nice one
suajoker 2 years ago
hahaha I loved the singing part xD That was awesome :3
xKimimaruFanx 2 years ago
wake up neo haha
saailaway 2 years ago
haha i was going though all the steps and i cracked up when you said and the chupakabra whould come out and rape me.. im not going to sleep tonight :O
kasp9451 2 years ago
sometimes when I lie alone in the purple-treed forest of life, i wonder why danny ian't an opera singer, right before I fall asleep and get anal raped by a chupacabra.
xxNinjaSkittlesxX 2 years ago
Ah, feels great having Danny's personality seep down into your mindy-parts, dont it?
panikattak14 2 years ago
lmfao!! that's brilliant XD you rule Danny
Antoni1242 2 years ago
That... was... *sniff* beautiful.
ryguy740007 2 years ago
dude, i think you've been up on a cocaine bender for the last 3 years.
dapukinbuttock 2 years ago
chupacobra anal rape xD
animalloover 2 years ago
ohh..that was good..so good...
is Dickens your inspiration, Danny ?
sl1ckass 2 years ago
ROFL!!!! XD
RandomlyStephy 2 years ago
U ROCK!!
Nandopr10 2 years ago
...till they DIE, MUA-HA-HA!
Danny, i love you! You make my day
Furious6frog 2 years ago
you should have been an oper singer ))
Dra60oN 2 years ago
zzz zzz zzz zzz
AH FUCK
classicrockandcars 2 years ago
ROFL Oh man...the chupacabra!! XD YES
moolikeachicken 2 years ago
Nudity o.O
mager258987 2 years ago
BAHAHA--sooo funnay.. i share ur videos on FB all the time... BTW me ago c if yu on facebook.
Petaloriginals 2 years ago
Danny, do u sing like that in church also?
duvidon 2 years ago
Wake up, Neo! Funny as hell
PattyMMelt 2 years ago
funny thing is, is that i did all that in which you said but instead of being awake with fear i was awake in laughter, thank you danny for curing my drowseynessesss
MegamanAbridged 2 years ago
the last part scared me... my name is neo, and i didn't get who he might have been refering to
ZSneo 2 years ago
gradualreport drowsy cause cure cocaine fat book singing lack sleep purple trees stimulation chupakabra rape anal Neo medical naked doctor wrong diagnosis 1028 embolism story forest twitter question leaves electric shock respiratory failure fail LMFAO AT THE TAGS!!!
joshie1350 2 years ago
wait why is he naked?
ZeroNightmare12 2 years ago
so you can ask this dumb question
cdakak 2 years ago
chupa cabra véio donde se tirow isso?!!!
kkkkkkkkk
a1de2o3silva 2 years ago
srsly got an erection when u were tellin the story and id lie if i said i didnt came at the chapakabra
makdonalds 2 years ago 2
PURPLE TREES >:D
magicalpurplewater 2 years ago
Lol
What is da chupakabra?
migggGGG 2 years ago
A Chupacabra literally translates to 'Goat sucker'
...its a beast that sucks goats.
haruko9889 2 years ago 2
You might want to add that is sucks there blood xD
Just saying it sucks goats could mean... *ahem* xD
denhamrp 2 years ago
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migggGGG 2 years ago
lol too funny! keep up the good work!
weirdgrl99 2 years ago
haha I did it, it was pretty funny actually. And it did wake me up!
slothman07 2 years ago
luv the analogy:P haah i actually did just get drowsy
LondonerAtHart21 2 years ago
Awesome singing at the end Danny!
Shubie27 2 years ago 2
This is the funniset show on YouTube! Keep up the good work!
Ger2k 2 years ago
how in the hell do you keep a straight freaking face
speckman582 2 years ago
Yo, Da Chupakabra here! I'm gonna rape you all DO NOT FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!
raxet92 2 years ago
Wake up Neo!
Matrix Ftw! xD
MCtootsie 2 years ago
"My god medical sciense has gotten so far . Amazing ! " AHAHAHAH awsome
bob4oto1 2 years ago
sorry Danny, didn't work...
Just made me more tired and gave me sleep paralysis which causes me to loose consciousness...
I woke up 3 hours later! Thanks alot Danny, it's all your fault! Or I guess it could be the severe Narcolepsy, or possibly the 4 grams of GHB my neurologist prescribed to me help treat it...
hummer0328 2 years ago
I wonder if Danny can diagnosis my drowsiness, though I have pretty good idea that it stems from my lack of sleep. Can't hurt to double check. I don't want the Cubacarbra to rape me in the night.
CrimsonElite101 2 years ago
NOT TEH CHOPOCOPRBABRARA
TisJokar 2 years ago
0:16 - 0:18 your throat looked friken funny. XD you're friken awesome danny. beautiful singing at the end!
zipzap93 2 years ago
Chupathingy ftw
fredyfredburger 2 years ago
only one of your nipples was hard... is that gay that i noticed that.?... i guess that means im gay for danny and the chupacabre >_> DONT JUDGE!
ExactLeigh 2 years ago
no they;re both hard. just one is in the light and one isn't so they look different
shanohu 2 years ago
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
XxkckoolkatxX 2 years ago
hahah i almost fell asleep. maybe because i only got 3 hours last night and im delirious....
herroitsuba 2 years ago
Danny. I want you. We would have the best sex ever.
OhMyAcademia 2 years ago
Wow, Danny, who says you are not musically inclined? lol Almost totally forgot about the chupacabre.
chiyerano 2 years ago
I thought for sure this was going to be a scream. Close. But not quite.
I find all the things for "drowsy" ... brain death, resp failure, etc RIDICULOUS!
LOL seriously? Fun-ny.
ps - great singing :D
Jade7272 2 years ago
lol your voice can be rather unnaturally high. ;)
snakeyes000 2 years ago
"i'm not a doctor. i just play a naked one. on the internet". F**KING LOL
xIxAmxKh2xI 2 years ago
Did anyone else notice the book with the oddly large and noticeable title "Never Coming"?
Come on, Danny, anyone would think with all these books you have lying around you'd be an amateur!
BlueHorizon14 2 years ago
ok so i did everything you told me, but for some reason the chupaaflablah didn't attack me a muffin did.
RoflolmaoProductions 2 years ago
i jumped! i felt all relaxed with my eyes closed...
Gwyneth11143 2 years ago
Oh yea get some first one to comment! Lol Danny you pown!
RageKing5 2 years ago
that singing at the end was amazing!
iammeandthatsall 2 years ago 2
LAWL
you scared me i actually closed my eyes then all of a sudden! SURPRISE-BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!! XD Damn you danny and ur Chupaccabra's! XD
NormallyUpsideDown 2 years ago
LMFAO
yaffalot 2 years ago
I knew you were going to shout something at the end... The Chupacabra!!!!!!!!
omrimeller 2 years ago
Oh my God, the second time you say Chupacabra is the best.
"You're stimulated! By fear...
OF THE CHUPACAAAABRA!"
Vexer47 2 years ago
That singing at the end was badass
Guitarzan747 2 years ago
I love Purple.
LuminessGurl 2 years ago
By any chance are you a drug addict, lmfao
NahFuckYou 2 years ago
awesome singing man
not joking
but honestly, religious stuff? rock it out man
wlrugby 2 years ago