WKUK - Pizza Bagels

[WIAFMGB]

A real woman!

[energizer12233]

PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!

[MadMapler21]

Oh god why? Why am I laughing? Why the hell am I laughing??? I shouldn't be laughing at this!!!

[EchoeNiner]

And that's why girls are seldom seen on WKUK.

[CommercialTalk]

hahah, I get it, women beating is HILARIOUS!!!

[meeeyyyaaahhh]

@CommercialTalk dude, lil too dark.

[6Stoney6Koala6]

"Ive been plaguing pressed outfits for breakfast. date october well into the the time it is sad."

._.

[hinx1234]

Turn CC On and read what it says.

[derekeano]

Video starts

*rooster crows*

I didn't start up a game of dota!

[LovelyLin95]

Mama Johns - Pizza for Breakfast

Papa Johns - Pizza for every other time of the day ^^;.

[MrArjay00001]

What's your favourite sport?

Answer: Domestic violence

[cerberusx666]

PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!! AHHH! *Takes off belt*

[MrVeswer]

And this is why wkuk has no women

[wweboy678]

the only time they didn't make Timmy or Zack be a woman xD

[777MrTibbs]

At least he had his orange juice.

[Scuzyman]

But I always thought that cold pizza made a great breakfast. Guess I don't know shit because Sam knows what he's talking about.

[72RedPanda]

an actual chick

[MikehMike01]

Pizza is not a fucking vegetable and no one said it was.

[Peaceisabeast]

Anyone else get aroused by this?

[1900maniac]

@TheJackmano and that is why everyone hates you

[caliguess]

@TheJackmano fuck you asshole.

[Chise37]

@TheJackmano It's a joke. People make terrorist jokes, too. Check it out sometime.

[MrTotalChicken]

God damn it now i thought of a dirty sex theme when he used that belt

[jamo586]

its all good, pizza is a vegetable now

[12dork34]

anyone else find this offensive?!?!

[TheMcrere88]

@12dork34 anyone else think this pizza breakfast lover should shut his dirty little mouth?

[AnimatorsatWork]

Oh, domestic violence. :P

[theegabisstranded]

IS THAT A REAL GIRL IN A WKUK SCETCH!?

[cookehishmines]

@theegabisstranded

It was the Pilot. Later down the road did they find using themselves was funnier and cheaper than real woman. :)

[DornDaniel]

@theegabisstranded Nope, just Chuck Testa.

[RickardoMute]

it just doesnt get old

[stickywaffles024]

@BozalliCopter This is America, we don't call Universities Uni's and it is most certainly not called a flatmate.

[boxrokmysox]

@stickywaffles024 this is the internet, not a country

[LogicalBrutality]

Apparently he doesn't like to start off his day with a vegetable bagel. o.o

[BozalliCopter]

I actually missed THE perfect opportunity to use this line in real life. I was in the kitchen at uni in the morning and a flatmate said "I hope you don't think I'm disgusting, I'm going to have last nights left over pizza for breakfast".

I could have said it to her. Occured to me like a minute later. What a waste!

[harris3693]

Sam's wife in this sketch is hott!!!!

[hobojakobo]

well now she knows....

[YumexxxChan]

But pizza's a vegetable, it's totally healthy.

[kotZe1337]

OF FUCKING COURSE PIZZA IS FOR BREAKFAST, U STINKYWINKY ASSHOLE !!

= D

[FredAndXaveloy]

Sam was the right person for this sketch.

Holy shit, that's funny. xD

[Chise37]

So, Italian Jews for breakfast? Or... Are they just Jews?

[Jakerboy11]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!!

[gorsmxng]

love the punchline pizzas not for breakfast

[Heugkeems]

funny how he had his belt ready

[xxJohny3Tearsxx]

I like the screams of fear and murder in the background

[SilverHeart1980]

whoa what? and actual woman?

[SHiTJuFro743]

Damn, she looked pretty hot too. Probably not now with the black eyes. :P

[Quiksilver385]

i have never laughed so hard before! comedy genius

[supergi9]

no 0:22 aww

[TheGargoyleLives]

Mama John's

[Dethenger]

I'm pretty sure this is the hardest I've ever laughed from a sketch only 23 seconds long.

[iamlokingforchange]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooolz­

[NucularRobit]

I thought he called his wife "beard" at first. Had to rewatch it.

[lot24]

I think the original was funnier.

[arttic00]

i know it's bad to laugh, but i laughed :(

[wszelaki97]

somone does not like change thats why his wife gets constanly beaten

[ShadyMunsterr]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!

[redDragon424]

PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!! AAAAAAAAA!!! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!

[wylecoyote65]

he's always the one that beats women o.O

[pyetre11]

@infinixle

Sry to here that

[Sinatra011]

"You made me do this!! D:<" lulz.

[breepizzarolls420]

Wow that used an actual woman in this one

[stitch99]

Why is this so freaking funny?

[infinixity]

It's funny now, but this sht was real in my house 3 years ago :(

[puppystomper324]

@infinixity lolololol sucks for you

[Skynyrd4224]

Anybody else watch this about 14 times in a row?

[MrBrucesmith5]

@Skynyrd4224 nope

[shadowjon77]

she just got graped

[CapChronic]

is that Dan Hibiki?

[crunchycereal10]

I hate my life, everyone thinks i'm weird whenever I spaz.

[crackersXnXcheese]

PIZZA IS NOT FOR BREAKFAST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-SCREAMS-

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!

Hehee.

[MegaBytesFTW]

Nothing like marital abuse in the morning! :D

[shizzlezizzle94]

At least she's being filmed in the kitchen...

[monkeylov100]

i hate u guys



[dreaminvasion]

what are you, 12? where are the real memes? everyone's 10 on the internet now days... no concept of the original memes... ask them what ALL YOUR BASE means and they say "dude, don't get gay".................... MISOGYNY has pwnt the humor skills of this generation... epic fail

[Sinyeta]

Why is there a real woman?

[squidman141]

casy anthony had it coming (tht girl looked like her)

[redprower]

THAT SOUNDED... *sunglasses* Hawt. 8D

PIZZA BAGELS IN OVEN; WHIPING ACTION.

TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOL

[crystalstone117]

12 people agree PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFEST!

[svartsaft]

@crystalstone117 fast

[alaen2]

PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST?!??! stupid bitch had it coming....

[866punisher]

FINISH HER!

[FunKill713]

Haha mama john's

[ryan50ryan]

if she was my wife i'd hit that every day (pun intended)

[declan2618]

he wasnt beating her... he was raping her.

[xAntonNaslundx]

@declan2618 No he was whipping her with the belt -.-

[SmexiiNinja]

When I say make me a sandwich, make me a mother fuckin' sandwich!

[DantehMan]

This is one of maybe two or three times where they actually used women in their program.

[shawty25mj]

omg

[leialeon123]

@darets123 fuck you bitch

[darets123]

@leialeon123 Haha calm down I was only kidding :)

[Sabre809]

@darets123 You can tell she was a good wife none the less she followed the major rules:

1. She spoke when spoken too

2. She was already in the kitchen upon husbands waking

3. she kept the kitchen nice, and clean.

But sam was smart, he knew she was trying to kill him, Pizza for breakfast? Thats so unhealthy! He could have terrible heart burn later on!

[darets123]

@Sabre809 LMAO xD oh my god! You are a genius!

[Greendaycheese]

@Sabre809 I'd be on the couch playing cod, but thats just me.

[Sabre809]

@Greendaycheese I'm someone who would love to see that, and what would make me love you more, is if you told me you haven't slept all night, and your rank is 50 of 15th prestige, so I can say to my friends, yeah you think your good, play my girlfriend. But that's just me. =p

[Greendaycheese]

@Sabre809 Teehee :3

[melikeit23]

@Sabre809 ?Well said. But, i thought sam was saying Pizza is not for breakfast? As in he just discovered this.

[Sabre809]

@melikeit23 Ah, well spotted my friend!...And to that I say....Oh hey look I've got an inbox message!

[GIGAN549]

@Sabre809 Actually, wives should make you sandwiches. That's why she got beat.

[Dominub]

@Sabre809 Her passive aggression strategies did not work.

[caliguess]

@Sabre809 you are a dumb ass, women are better than you stanky ass know it all dick head men sometimes so stfu ass hole

[Sabre809]

@caliguess I was only joking, and being sarcastic, the fact that you give off such a condecending, pro feminist comment, AFTER only having watched a sexist video LOL smart move, and by the way I hope the strength training goes well for you, you'll need once you pry yourself off your computer after picking fights, and decide to run your mouth to the wrong person in the real world. Learn to have a laugh, n stop being so pretentious, and maybe people like me wouldn't exist jerk.I'm feminist too ass

[DornDaniel]

@Sabre809 But pizza is vegetable!

[PelicoJR]

@DornDaniel if it has tomatoe sauce on it

[SayNoToTheism]

@Sabre809 It's funny because it's true.

[MrJaxboy]

They finally used a girl

[TheYouown]

Sounds hot!!!!!!!

[762AK47]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!

[kingkickass100]

u made me do this

[METALMAN4Wii]

Dam You Mama John's When Will Your Madness End.....?

[thehumanbirdie]

Every man who watches this goes for their belt and yells

[tomatooverlord]

Sam needs to be involved with every video that involves yelling.

[ChrisLSakowski]

Umad, bro?

[omar3rd]

At least she was in the kitchen!

[Einherjar212]

Wait a minute . . . MAMA . . JOHN?

[flyboyofoctober]

i liked it better when women were timmy in wigs

[ImReadyD151]

PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!!! AHHHHHH- love it

[goavs34]

hahaaha, wow, pretty epic skit to put into their first episode ever

[SlyCooper490]

Geez Sam has to go to the Vitual Reality Place.

[mattakudesu]

this is so goddamn funny cause its so unexpected. plus i secretly want to kill all attractive people.

[we28064212]

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!!! lmao



[normfalapoo]

i do this to my wife, she never learns, dumb bitch!

[DexterTheGuitarist]

this video:

in real life = horrifying

because its fake = THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[DKM101]

@DexterTheGuitarist

srsly? I don't get how some people think that sexism is unfounded. If someone makes no sense, how is it inappropriate to beat some sense into them?!

[NicoKenRawr]

@DKM101 Wouldn't the same apply to men, though? Your argument doesn't support sexism. It supports beating up dumb people. :0

[DKM101]

@NicoKenRawr

yeah, that's what I said, women.

[NicoKenRawr]

@DKM101 But that's running under the assumption that all women 'make no sense', which is unfounded.

[amidoingitright404]

@NicoKenRawr *founded

[NicoKenRawr]

@amidoingitright404 Well, explain the basis, then. You definitely didn't in your original comment. :p

[DexterTheGuitarist]

@DKM101 hahaha lol

[NuggetPumpkin]

*Makes a comment about the video by only repeating a line from the video.*

[superelbeaner]

@NuggetPumpkin UMM ??? ok???

[Xe1887]

He does it out of love obviously.

[Xoiloveyou96]

To everyone making sexist jokes on here.

I bet you don't have a girlfriend.

[NinjaNinja2012]

@Xoiloveyou96 I've got a girlfriend. She also has a sense of humor. here's one she told me. "Subway is alot like prostitution, because you're paying other people to do your girlfriends job."

[UnrelentingUnreality]

@Xoiloveyou96 well i bet you have clamydia

[BecauseImQueer]

You made me do this.

[bobbystoanv2]

At least she knows what her job is.

[visualvexation]

XDDDDD I'll remember never to give my husband pizza bagels....

[Eagleye735495]

What's this world coming to when women can't even be safe in their natural habitat.

[GenericSupervillain3]

Wait, I love having cold pizza for breakfast...

[AnarchalPatriarch]

Exactly why I watch WKUK.

[EDog1o1]

i am sorry wkuk for i have sinned, i had pizza for breakfast

[Badzad31]

9 people had pizza for breakfast

[sabrina789de]

He needs sone virtual reality sessions...

[ovation96]

This seems familiar  Ohhhhh....

[FreelancerCalifornia]

Poor Mrs. Picklecopter...

[peacebomber74]

@FreelancerCalifornia HA! think about the baby she never got to have

[PatronSaint210]

Or maybe his belt was unbuckled because he was ready to eat some fuckin breakfast!

[kobz48]

The fact that he had his belt ready to whip off and beat, shows he is a true pro..

[albinomonkey27]

the same guy beats his kid because he tried to play agame

[tidesoftomorrow]

his pants are REALLY high

[20fangel]

Ha LMFAO!! Jeez that guy screams LOUD!!

[catwhiskr]

I lol at that guys belt fail.

[pichu9000]

His belt was already unbuckled, the sign of a true wife beater.

[JUSTcan100]

@pichu9000 or a dominatrix



[MrWilliam5564]

this should be a real commercial

[OXIAnthraxIXO]

long night

[TearzV4V]

Omg the grapist is back!

[CybertronianDestron]

I'm gonna tie ya to the radiator and grape you in the mouth!

[copdrop6]

His belt was already unbuckled. Sign of regular wife-beater.

[Belial348]

THATS NOT FUNNY MY MOM WAS ABUSED BY MY DAD FOR 8 YEARS!!!

...lol

[dimigod720]

@Belial348 my mom was abused foe 9 years by my dad

[TomoeNageX]

@dimigod720 My dad was abused by my mom for 10 years.

[TheHellRaider]

@TomoeNageX was it over pizza bagels?

[TomoeNageX]

@TheHellRaider Always.

[carltonbauheimer]

@Belial348 well she shoulda learned to not serve pizza for breakfast. duh.

[dodgerdog778]

 U MADE ME VIEW THIS!

[47sniperassassin]

Sam= father that beats wife and children, yells constantly, and always is a hiarious bitch lol

[Aquafrostsheke]

@47sniperassassin It's funny because he's always the abusive dad & husband while Trevor is always the dad who gives great advice. lol. & Timmies usually the perverted dad.

[ppp9922]

7 people like pizza for breakfast

[unsteddy]

wow. i cant believe i'm saying this but...she should get the FUCK outta the kitchen!

[slider686]

7 pepole had pizza bagles for breakfest