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  • with high alchemy skill and the best equipment you can turn yourself into a walking god fortifying his and magicks to amounts though unreacheable, easily gain maximum armor rating, constantly regenerate health and magic at incredibly fast rates and create poisons which make the most powerful spell look like nothing.

  • By the GODS, theres a pyscopath!

  • Lmao

  • i made a poison that had frost damage,paralysis,silence,drain health, and drain magicka :DDDD its funny as hell

  • @CookinWithScorpion hey, do you know how to remove poison from a weapon? :3

  • @Maxsle99 This is actually something I've been thinking about a lot recently due to Skyrim's imminent release. If you have more than one way of doing damage (e.g. destruction magic and blades), and one is more powerful than the other, you should strive to always use it. But in that case, it would be beneficial to ditch the less powerful method and pick up different skill, say illusion. Thus, it appears to me that destruction magic is a waste of a major skill. See what I'm trying to say?

  • dora the explorer in oblivion...

  • OOF!!!

  • 6 effect poison damage: (Burden + Damage Health + Damage Magicka + Frost Damage + Paralyze + Silence.) You need to mix Bone Marrow (SI only) + Morning Glory Root Pulp + Rot Scale (SI only) + Vampire Dust ------ OR ------ Harrada + Rot Scale (SI only again) + Spiddal Stick + Steel-Blue Entoloma Cap.

  • @Jeet27 Try Milk Thistle Seeds + Bone Marrow + Spiddal Stick + 1 of: Congealed Putrescence, Fire Salts, Flame Stalk, Hunger Tongue, OR Steel-Blue Entoloma Cap

    You drop Burden (generally useless) and Silence (only good vs. casters) for fire damage. It's also a little easier to get ingredients for.

  • @DaDude9211 Yeah you're right, those 2 can be dropped.

  • hahahah look at his face XDD

  • Not good and worthless.

  • how do i get this poison?

  • @HH0461 make it, you probs need pretty high alchemy for one that effective.

  • @HH0461

    75 alchemy

    fly amanita cap

    ectoplasm

    imp gall

    fire salts

  • im so good i punch one time and they die beat tht!!! know how?

    get their health low with something else then punch them!lol

  • failed....i do one hit kills with my arrows of savage frost and a bow that is enchanted to do 15 fire dam within 10 feet and weakness to fire 100% within 10 feet...i dont even have to sneak so suck it!

  • i already get one shot kills with sneak???

  • Stop right there tree!

  • @THEPANTSWEREDEAD as do i.

  • down syndrome

  • Lol 1:10 Death salute

  • reagents?

  • adding a paralyze effect to the poison helps

  • Another thing that makes alchemy awesome is that you can stack poison effects! If you use a good (or even shitty) poison on every strike on an enemy (strike, add poison, rinse, repeat), the damage adds up and does severely fatal damage! It makes fighting even the hardest of enemies easy and all you have to do is harvest nightshades and peony seeds and stuff.

  • lol the way gards die is even funnier up close

  • also i am haveing trouble with a race to stick with i have xbox360 so no mods but everyone please tell me your recondmondations

  • @theOutcasTnow personally i like the female bosmer or the male khajiit for the way i play. the UESP website has all you need to know about all the races, strengths/weaknesses and stat bonuses. Just steer clear of the walkthroughs if you don't want to see spoilers. i ruined the shivering isles for myself that way :(

  • swere to god this guys bosmer looks like a red neck now would be a good time for jeff foxworthy to step in......"IF YOUR LIR GOES BAST YOUR NOSE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK"

  • how do you make that potion?

  • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD i have heard that much to many times...

  • A TALKING TREE OMG EPICX

  • Ur char looks fat. Im sorry :D

  • your armour blows brother. just saying.

  • what ingredients were used?

  • Can u make a tutorial for thts face xD i laughed my ass of when i saw it xD!!!

  • how do u make that poison?

  • What are the ingrediants?

  • When I saw the face of your guy, all I could think was "Herp Derp"

  • @AGENTX506 uhh check your difficulty because last I checked that does crap

  • I have a better method. Make a bound item spell to give you an axe a bow and a dagger for 10 seconds. Use it. It equips the axe but the bow and dagger are in your inventory. Drop them and wait for the spell to wear off. Pick them back up and now they are permanent bound weapons with 0 weight. Equip the bow and the best arrows you have. Sneak and fire a long range shot at a stationary target. Switch to the dagger before the arrow hits. You get a 6x multiplier instead of a 3x.

  • 1:48 "STOP CRIMINAL, i guess it was nothing"

  • You shouldn't have taken all that skooma. now the tree is trying to arrest you.

  • Alchemy is easily the most underrated skill. I overlooked it for the longest time, but now I see how it can make characters that are insanely overpowered. I have a mage that can regen 100+ Magicka a second and can one shot anything within 10 of its spell. haha. fucking insane. 720 magicka unfortified too.

  • i wonder what would happen if you used meth on the arrows.....

  • Nice vid but ur character is really ugly

  • it took years to kill someone... enough time to get away i suppose

  • there are far better ways to do this :/ crap video.

  • you where a vampire in game!!!! they can be invisible

  • what spell is he using?

  • I have a bow that does one shot kills and I never use it. Too easy!

  • 1:07 "by the go....ahhh!!" that is hilarious!

  • by the gods! thers a pychopath on the loose!

  • takes a pretty long time before they die

  • 1:07 LOLOLOLOLOL

  • nice poison, but i'll stick w/ my daedric claymore w/ 100 drain health, with a power attack, it can 1-shot guards at level 26, and normal shots can pretty much kill everything else =P

  • y not use enchantments cause they kill quicker

  • your guy looks fucking funny as shit!!

    its like hes a little death hobbit or something...

  • on heroin.

  • What did you use to make your potion?

  • poisen*

  • poison*

  • Good stuff.

    As for me, I made this mage with apotheosis staff + Azura's star + a spell that weakens resistances and soul traps for 1 second = really really overpowered. Like your 1 hit kill, but without the delay :)

  • Kinda like my necro assassin that summons a Daedroth, then goes invisble and backstabs everyone it is fighting.  Made vanilla Oblivion too easy on the Xbox, glad I have tougher mods on PC now!

  • what ingredients did you use to make the potion

  • did you name your guy porkchop?

  • your guy.....yer hes cross eyed

  • If you shot them, you need to pay bounty, If you flee with invisible, do you need to pay?? Do they attack you?

  • If you leave for 3 days I believe they"ll forget about it. Could be wrong though, it's been a while.

  • Too much damage overtime should just be dead, besides alchemist suck and is very boring to preform. I think you should just get a Gand Gem and enchant da bow with a crap load of damage...

  • alchemy may be boring... but its a good moey maker

  • wat ingerdiants are for the poison u use??

  • good stuff but kinda boring

  • Hey i just figured out how to kill anyone in 1 hit on this game

    1st get youre alchemy skill to 100

    2nd make a poison apple into a poison bottle thing

  • Please do not mislead people into trying useless things you've never attempted yourself.

    Master-level alchemists can make a single ingredient potion using Poisoned Apples. The resulting concoction, however, is a potion, not a poison. The only possible way to use it is to drink it yourself and die.

  • oh... u could just said the last part instead of lecturing me couldnt you?

  • I would hardly call it lecturing. Just friendly advice. :)

  • Well i wouldnt of said lecturing if it was ya know shorter.... but still i get ya

  • @KonstantinUb

    If you put " AA " in the beginning of the name and reverse pickpocket it on someone, They will drink it

    first before drinking anything else in their inventory

  • @KonstantinUb

    what if i added nirnroot or some other seriously poisonous herb with the apple?

  • @pengunzrule9 It would still be a potion, I'm afraid.

  • You cant make poison apples into a poison...only a potion (which means YOU have to DRINK IT) so its useless.

  • Thats a little... Idiotic. i hope they fix this.

  • well duh

  • lol

  • nice jaw line bra-man

  • I do the same with imp gal, spiddal sticks, harrada and fennel seeds. 2 kinds of hurt and paralyze. It's very amusing. I also do the 3 damaging effects too

  • I'ts not surprise that it kills by one hit... poisons will kill them on one, all of them! (not counting any else than drain health or something!) My cousin did that with 100% chameleon and did it to 1 guard and it leaded my cousin to other guard and so he killed every guard...

  • i never used to use alchemy in oblivion but now i use it all the time. it's probably my favorite skill even. once you get your skill up it becomes so worth it. i love making powerful feather potions as well as restore health and magicka ones.

  • Come on now, theres no need to get violent *casts invisibility* Stop criminal! Resist arrest -> Guess it was nothing.

  • 1:09 ROFLMAO

  • dude ur chracter looks like bob da builder :D

  • ur character looks so goofy

  • lets see the reason u do this is because u cant make an item with constant effect and u dont have unlimited mana. all u have to do is dupe the arrows and poisen. if u played thru storyline of oblivion right then u should be able to wait a few seconds. and this is easy because u just hit em with arrow and keep on doing that and u can get high bounty

  • uber powerfull spells cost alot, poisons don't cost nothing (steal alchemy stuff. Mortar & Pestle etc.) and just gather herbs...

  • but if u are a member of the mages guild (in which case u should be no mattter what sort of class u are )then u can make ur own custom spellls that do just as much damage but cost less to make and are more magicka efficient

  • why would you bother making potions and then poisoning your arrows and then firing them at a person, then wait ages til they die....... when you can just be a mage and make an uber powerful spell that kills them instantly.....

  • Because only cheaters who play on very easy, use the console for constant money, and download god items from the internet do that.

  • mods r fun sometimes overpowered but fun

  • dude... most "cheaters" have beaten the game once or twice on normal or even hard. and god items are quite hard to come across on the internet because most mods are overhauls. don't be so stereotypical.

  • Because its fun to play the assasin?

  • yup i agree it is hella fun to be the assassin

  • who gives a shit it doesnt matter

  • i agree either make a good spell like you said or just enchant your weapon it make no sense to be trying to poison your arrows and then shoot them when it takes a while for them to die..

  • or combine them both... thats what i did with my charecter

  • retareded

  • That is ironic.

  • nice...

    but ppl rarely seem to think of using alchemy in such a powerful way

    most ppl just use it for only a crappy poison or restore health/magicka

    and a cure (insert affliction here)potion

  • to soul trap humans use black soul gems

  • Ypur guy looks like a fucktard.

  • What about the soul gems?

    I mean how can you trap souls in em' if it says that there is not a soul gem big enough to carry that soul. I am using Grand Soul gems.

    The maximum soul gem capacity is 1600. Can it get higher somehow? When ever I try to Soul trap Humans and skeletons says that my Soul Gems are not big enough. Help? :D

  • try killing rats and small stuff like mudcrabs they have less soul to capture

  • Yes, But I need more charge then just rats and mudcrabs.

    Says that a human soul is 1600. So I am asking why the hell can't I soul trap em'? glich? bug?

  • just find a grand soul gem with a grand soul in it, and dupe! 83

  • I don't need an amount of soul gems.

    I need a soul gem that has more charge then 1600. Is that even possible?

  • ah, you mean to soultrap humans? to do that, you need a black soul gem

  • Oh! :D lol thanks.

    But wait, can it only be 1600? can't you upgrade that or something?

  • i wanna play as popeye too

  • ok.. well this isn't hard to make... and no one ever said you "had to" use alchemy.... you can be completely unbalanced with 100 blade at level one if you never sleep...so your just being stupid pointing this out it;s a role playing game... play how you want... if your character is insanely powerful you can use it... if hes poor use a dagger... over balanced stuff is just so you can

  • When did I say I dislike overpowered things?

  • o i guess i just interpreted what you wrote wrong... it sounded like you were saying it was bad...

  • @mastervehk what the hell are you talking about? he is showing how alchemy can be used effectively...

  • i know a better poison but i forgot it i remember itscalled shock damage or something i would show ingredients but i forgot it cause i made it and just duplicate

  • The best poison is Spiddal stick Bone marrow (you need Shiver Isles for this and the next ingredient) Congealed putrences and Milk thistle

    This poison has Damage health, Fire, Frost, Damage magicka and Paralyze on top of having 915 damage total, it paralyzes for 3 secs which basically turns the first few seconds into instant damage as the target can do anything. (add on to the poison a drain health 100 for 1 sec bow and its done :P

  • I can also put Silence and Burden on the poison.

  • a 7 effect poison? its not possible.

  • try Bone Marrow + Morning Glory Root Pulp + Rot Scale + Vampire Dust, it should have Burden + Damage Health + Damage Magicka + Frost Damage + Paralyze + Silence(6 effects), sorry I forgot you said there is both fire and frost damage, I make mistakes like this. BTW, try weakness 100% to poison for 10 secs on the bow and then try the poison, it's quite amusing.

  • lol funny character

  • I have a 360 and I have 100% chameleon and if I had max or alot (I mean ALOT) of magicka I would be creatin KILLA SPELLZ and by the way, your chachter looks like one of those cartoon santa clauses with no beard or mustache lol

  • I like to use the clannfear claws and other ingredients to make 2 types of damage and paralyzing potion just to see them paralyze while their dying

  • ROFL your character looks like he has down syndrome I ROFLED.

  • LOLOLOL. Me too.

  • Did you really? When you saw his character, you rolled on the floor and laughed? Wow.

  • yea he did. you gonna make fun of him for it Schubert? insensitive scum

  • shut the fuck up its an expression

  • You think alchemy is overpowered? try custom destruction spells that do low damage with every element (and plain "damage health") over 2-3 seconds. Pretty much instantly kills anything. I once killed Umbra with it and didn't even realize until I looted the body. Pretty much everything magical in Oblivion is unfair if you know how to tweak it.

  • But you know what? That's one of the reasons I love Oblivion. You can really feel like a God amongst the ordinary population. With all the overpowered spells and abilities, you are practically invincible, but not by design. This feels fantastic, and few games manage to pull it off.

  • you can be actually invincible with the reflect damage stuff too.

    if you have some armor that reflects damage you can just stand still and let people kill themselves...

    and if you have the birthsign the tower you can make your own reflect damage spell, thats really fun

  • hey, i dont have an xbox 360 or ps3 so i might buy the pc version and i was wondering if it was just as good and fun as the xbox and ps3 one

  • The 360 and PC versions are identical, bar the fact that the latter can be modded.

  • thanks a lot, my firend has and xbox 360 with oblivion at it was amazing so i got worried the graphics would suck for the pc, lol

    ty for answering

  • @DrFrag YOUR FRIGGIN CHARACTER LOOKS FUNNY AS HELL XD!

  • @artemmis111 i recommend the pc version i have the ps3 but dang the pc owns mods you can basicly change the game AND you can get online mods which alow you to play with friends.

  • what ingrediants are you using????

  • the arresting tree 0:20

  • ur character looks weird

  • he did,he shot once,posion did rest

  • lol, 1:11 "Ap- Ha-uh!" rofl

  • what are the ingredients?

  • nice face oh and good bow!

  • my marksman is way too low, and its too boring for me to train it =/

  • lol your character looks like a dwarf

  • The best poison ive made was

    Fire Damage

    Damage Health

    Frost Damage

    Paralyze

    Damage Magicka

    The Fire+Health+Frost dealt in all 915 damage

    Paralayze lasted 3 seconds

    Damage Magicka was around 1,5-2000 pts

    Just get alc 100, Master retorts and atleast 48 luck :D For this poison, Luck 48 - 100 has the exact same effect. 47 or below is weaker.

  • hey the arrow of sithis actually kills people in one shot, unlike this poisoning an arrow

  • no noob it only kills Adamus Phillida and only when he has no armour on

  • wait, so you can put potion things on your arrows?!

  • not potions, poisions, if its 360 press A while holding a weapon like a bow or sword, combined with alchemy its rly awesome, hope this helped you

  • one cool pwnage area is atop of kvatch up the winding road, u can pick all the villager with 3X dmg with imolation arrows , just retreat behind rocks at each shots u 'll be undetected everytime,

  • that arrow like drained there health

  • Rusty iron bow ftw

  • shit bro i use dedric arrows and it kills in 2 shots or less

  • lol,i guese you could us poison, but my arrows always kill by the second shot no matter what, altho i have an epic bow i made from the arcane university, its got 5damage from everything for 1 second and soulsteel for 2 seconds, its the bomb, and i can get like 100 shots out of the 3000 charge it has

    also i got sneak like 100 and marksman 75-100, so my bounus damage + the headshots i get all the time from zooming = 1 arrow for humanoids and 2 for elementals or beasts

    its a great bow

  • Also there is a bow called ruins edge, this has a random spell effect on strike, combine this with arrow of immilation, and immidiatley dead!

  • i picked nord, with mage birthsign, and adventurer class.

    i think i fucked up

  • LULZ

  • LMAO!

  • you dont have to be a dick about it

  • LOL

  • it is a good idea how he made it nice^^ i will copy it^^

  • thats cool but it takes too long to kill. you know there are arrows that do 40 element damage in 10feet for 2 seconds which is like overkilling