I wholeheartedly endorse this video's message. All Christians should stop visiting doctors and using modern medicines and begin praying for health instead.
So I 'spose the reason my 19 month old wouldn't fall asleep until 1 AM this morning, was because she had that demon Winnie the Poo blanket in the same room. As soon as I got up with her, gave her some benadryl and rocked her in my recliner, she BAM fell asleep.....AND THE BLANKET WAS LEFT IN HER BED!!!!! Wow. /sarcasm
I am a Christian and I probably shouldn't make fun, but good grief....it's so easy.
I think the love of Jesus is probably more powerful than anything a Smurf can muster.
I think Praying could be counted as witchcraft. It's supposed to create a psychic link with God, which essentially makes them incredibly stupid. Also, getting intimate with God.... Really? So many innuendos!!! ^_^
I can't believe I never realized that MLP and Satan were one and the same. Now I must go cleanse myself and purge my mind of my forbidden pony thoughts. I should have realized that "Winter Wrap-Up" was telling me to persecute the church, the first time I heard it.
I mean seriously, these people are off their meds.
mom: dear heaven so child, that pony's demonic and will steal your soul
kid: T.T
mom: dont cry dear.
kid: but i love mlp
mom: come quick we must clense you
(now im a christan but thats outragous. oh now the 2 in tall smurf will kill my mind, ahhhh. "intamite" the guy says as his eyebrows raise. ) dude u r crazy how can u put up with this and not attack the tv
Oh btw if you can't see understand the metaphore of some evil dude. Wanting to throw some small group of creatures. Into a oven. Read history 101 again. Just saying.
WTF what's wrong those ppl nobody ever tried witchcraft because of Harry potter and seriously all they have to do is talk about my little pony these ppl are brainwashed
your stupid facepalm-overs aren't doing your cause any favors. If you truly think anyone with sense would side with you, you can trust they can decide for themselves when to /facepalm .
I slept peacefully for the first time in years when I destroyed my "Dora the explora" sheets, and pillow cases. That satanic bitch! Pentagrams everywhere!!! SATAN LEFT HIS MARK EVERYWHERE!!!!
Sooo if I witness a devastating car accident, and someone is horribly injured, bleeding profusely, missing a limb or something, I don't have to call 911? Just put my hand on 'em and they'll be fine?! WOW!
Does anyone else think there is atleast a slight possibility that that kid couldn't sleep with all the Smurf paraphanalia around, because they had people around them telling them that it was Satanic?
Best part is when she starts off by saying she doesn't want Harry Potter in her home, because it has caused many children to get into Witchcraft, then proceeds to tell wives (if their husbands don't listen to them) to lay their hands on the T.V. / DVD player and cause them not to work.
WOW! Now please people imagine you are an alien for example and you land on earth and sea this kind of people (religious)! What would you think about humans?
God these people give christian s a bad name thank god I am catholic everything we watch is consider satanic I feel sorry for those kids parents who doesn't let them even watch the smurf or my little pony cause it is consider satanic..
Barney is a talking dinosaur, which means that he's enchanted! He is of the devil! CHILDREN MUST NOT WATCH HIM!!!!!! (or at least according to the logic of this lady).
I can see where she gets the satanic pony thing from.All those sick fucks on 4chan and rule 34 sites make the show look disgusting and horrid for any group of age
Isn't a paranoid delusion a wonderful thing when coupled with fundamental religion?
If everything around them has to be seen as a threat why don't they use the massive amounts of money the church collects to build a massive underground hermetically sealed complex for them all to live in? Then the rest of us can forget they exist, too.
oh great, then when a soldier gets badly hurt in war they can just pray for him lay they're hands on the wound and that'll save his life. forget the bandages or the medicine. and that fat guy is definitely going to end up on some machine in a hospital one day, he wont be thanking god then will he, no, he'll be thanking science
I wholeheartedly endorse this video's message. All Christians should stop visiting doctors and using modern medicines and begin praying for health instead.
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Sure , bronies REALLY annoy me, but mlpfim , IS NOT SATANIC, its possibly the farthest thing from it!
whatevers31 21 hours ago
Poor Patrick Stewart must have a real headache....
mtwildflower 22 hours ago
So I 'spose the reason my 19 month old wouldn't fall asleep until 1 AM this morning, was because she had that demon Winnie the Poo blanket in the same room. As soon as I got up with her, gave her some benadryl and rocked her in my recliner, she BAM fell asleep.....AND THE BLANKET WAS LEFT IN HER BED!!!!! Wow. /sarcasm
I am a Christian and I probably shouldn't make fun, but good grief....it's so easy.
I think the love of Jesus is probably more powerful than anything a Smurf can muster.
mtwildflower 22 hours ago
I think Praying could be counted as witchcraft. It's supposed to create a psychic link with God, which essentially makes them incredibly stupid. Also, getting intimate with God.... Really? So many innuendos!!! ^_^
RSATT01 1 day ago
The Smurfs are evil.... I KNEW IT!!!
RSATT01 1 day ago
Did that one woman just sing "Can't nobody do me like Jesus. Can't nobody do me like the Lord."? LMFAO
71TheHeretic 1 day ago
rofl picard so fkn funny
herpesleprechaun 1 day ago
.....
I am scared that people this idiotic exist.
PonyPeculiar 1 day ago
I can't believe I never realized that MLP and Satan were one and the same. Now I must go cleanse myself and purge my mind of my forbidden pony thoughts. I should have realized that "Winter Wrap-Up" was telling me to persecute the church, the first time I heard it.
I mean seriously, these people are off their meds.
PinkChampagne1981 1 day ago
kid: mommy mommy can i have a my little pony?
mom: dear heaven so child, that pony's demonic and will steal your soul
kid: T.T
mom: dont cry dear.
kid: but i love mlp
mom: come quick we must clense you
(now im a christan but thats outragous. oh now the 2 in tall smurf will kill my mind, ahhhh. "intamite" the guy says as his eyebrows raise. ) dude u r crazy how can u put up with this and not attack the tv
axelfiredragon 1 day ago
WOW! How many Children shows is she going to put down !
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Oh btw if you can't see understand the metaphore of some evil dude. Wanting to throw some small group of creatures. Into a oven. Read history 101 again. Just saying.
gbaltar777 2 days ago
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LMAO...Satanic Smurfs. You should have included Commander Adama. Saying Frak You.
gbaltar777 2 days ago
4:48 "WITCHCRAFT IS EVIL. Unless we do it. Then it's k."
TheWriter0 2 days ago
0:29 A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!
TheWriter0 2 days ago
Poor Captin John Luke Picard
aqouby 2 days ago
@brb1006 *sarcasm to these people* When pigs started flying.. -_-
PinkieKyleDiblover97 4 days ago
@HidoiSakana THAT'S the kind of world I want to live in.... :(
PinkieKyleDiblover97 4 days ago
Club 36... 666?!?
tehgreybob 4 days ago
@tehgreybob DA DEVIL IS AMONG US!! Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
PinkieKyleDiblover97 2 days ago
I take no issue with them being religious. But there is a line... and they crossed it at satanic ponies...
I feel sorry for the sane Christians who have to deal with idiots like these sullying their reputation constantly.
chiwowalyssa 4 days ago
If I were god, I would've killed off idiots like these a long time ago.
NuKaCyAnIdE 4 days ago
Its people like this that make me ashamed to believe in god -_-
TheFffof 4 days ago
Loving the Picard.
SirToire 4 days ago
Why the hell are they so Fat?!
TimesJoe 5 days ago
@TimesJoe I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD.
lilmoonprincess125 4 days ago
this is amazing... i can't believe these people exist...
premtheyiddo 5 days ago
lmao these videos are helping me get over the flu. Must be that faith healing.
MrAlexchappell 5 days ago
Getting "intimate" with "God", yep so now they're talking about fucking their invisible sky daddy. What is it with these people and incest, really?
Trisbreya 5 days ago
@Trisbreya had to start the human race somehow -_-
NuKaCyAnIdE 4 days ago
Crazy idiots people like these shouldn't be allowed to breed
paulsmp96 5 days ago
These.. people aren't serious.....What's going to be "santanic" next, rainbow bright? Lock these people like this up, I say. For the good of society.
ember1k 6 days ago
WTF what's wrong those ppl nobody ever tried witchcraft because of Harry potter and seriously all they have to do is talk about my little pony these ppl are brainwashed
XDIISAMOIIDX 6 days ago
Can't nobody do me like Jesus!
I don't think I as a Christian would sing that... ever.
We have boyfriends/husbands for that, lady!
Tyreasus 6 days ago
"That child slept peacefully for the first time for many many months." <-- That is because Smirfs are tiny blue men.
"It's what we put in our room." <-- the only true thing she has said yet :\
What happened after those months..?
---
I was starting to get afraid when that guy was saying intimate.... and stroke.....
Tyreasus 6 days ago
Somewhere,just somewhere,someone is fapping to this. o_0
TACOSAREEVIL 6 days ago
I'm catholic and I'm offended by this
SgtShakenBake 1 week ago
My dick is not working,what should i do?I think I should try the same therapy.
LionTipu 1 week ago
Super mega double face palm
Afraid0fGhosts 1 week ago
@ 0:28. Y'ARGH! IT BE THE WHITE WHALE! MOBY DICK! MAN THE HARPOONS!
RavenCyarm 1 week ago
God wants to intimate with you! Does anyone else see whats wrong with that statement?
CasinoDuck 1 week ago
Dafuq?
kickiwi 1 week ago
HERESY! *BLAM*
TheAntiACTA 1 week ago
"Anything could be anything" - genius
highcaliburrnonsense 1 week ago
@DecMan41 right back at you.
TheStealthFire 1 week ago
your stupid facepalm-overs aren't doing your cause any favors. If you truly think anyone with sense would side with you, you can trust they can decide for themselves when to /facepalm .
TheStealthFire 1 week ago
@TheStealthFire I'm assume you're trying to troll and not just mentally disabled.
DecMan41 1 week ago
@TheStealthFire Well with picky bitch morons like you, you should appreciate any help you can get.
dakerson1234 1 week ago
I slept peacefully for the first time in years when I destroyed my "Dora the explora" sheets, and pillow cases. That satanic bitch! Pentagrams everywhere!!! SATAN LEFT HIS MARK EVERYWHERE!!!!
baahhhFATALITY11 1 week ago
I went from nintendo's game trailers. To this........Yep.
baahhhFATALITY11 1 week ago
You have made Cpt. Picard even more awesome to me!
J43mrh 1 week ago
Hail Satanic Pinkie Pie! *facepalm* OMFGs...
EFKA526 1 week ago
Sooo if I witness a devastating car accident, and someone is horribly injured, bleeding profusely, missing a limb or something, I don't have to call 911? Just put my hand on 'em and they'll be fine?! WOW!
redTalonsss 1 week ago
700 Club - Club 36 = Club 664?
finderfinder100 1 week ago
Oh jegus..
DropThatBass5567 1 week ago
Lol that clip you kept adding in was just perfect. My reaction the whole time.
redTalonsss 1 week ago
love picard going.OMFG
dogsofwarclan 1 week ago
Why is the entire video not just a loop of facepalms with the audio?
YES, TODAY, I SHALL PUT MY HANDS ON MY CAR AND SAY,
"TODAY, I FLY TO WORK!"
And I'm a Christian myself. >_>
SadisticOranges 1 week ago
Your right though Christian television is pretty damn funny at times.
bunnygirle26 1 week ago
Meh... christians think everything is evil.
talziedash 1 week ago
that lady at 0:30 really...really needs to stop eating french fries...
kingbridgetroll 1 week ago
"God is awesome!" lol
Klintoniusmaximus 1 week ago
My love for human sacrifice has NOTHING to do with me being a brony.
MasterAdam100 1 week ago 14
@MasterAdam100 For me.... Eh... It's kinda 50 50. I like it alot but slaughtering humans can be fun too... Right?
RSATT01 1 day ago
Oi! As a much smarter, more rational Christian, everything but the healing in this video is bollocks.
InfernalBlaze3D 1 week ago
"Well anything can be anything if you put your imagination into it!"... Yes! And just logically destroyed your own reasoning for 'faith'! WELL DONE!!
ubersteigen 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OnlyGirlsLikeMe 2 weeks ago
christianity ladies and gents
AidanMarfleet 2 weeks ago
Who knew Jabba the Hut was christian!
musicface93 2 weeks ago 3
@musicface93 bwhahahhahahhahahahahhahhhahaahahahhahahah lololololololoollooll
Parakupto 1 week ago
@musicface93 didn't jabba the hut murder anyone against him in that pit with all the teeth?
gussimos 13 hours ago
I came to laugh at the stupidity, stayed for the Picard facepalm.
Volteux 2 weeks ago
She found us out quick get her!
Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt
Ah shit its not working!
bogartbc420 2 weeks ago
i want an answer to the MLP question
mangareader299 2 weeks ago
These people are insane.
CapnPicard 2 weeks ago
Does anyone else think there is atleast a slight possibility that that kid couldn't sleep with all the Smurf paraphanalia around, because they had people around them telling them that it was Satanic?
Saoirse0Caela 2 weeks ago
that one guy has a real thing about laying your head in the lap of the lord...
peppercarnage 2 weeks ago
Best part is when she starts off by saying she doesn't want Harry Potter in her home, because it has caused many children to get into Witchcraft, then proceeds to tell wives (if their husbands don't listen to them) to lay their hands on the T.V. / DVD player and cause them not to work.
Lady,....that IS magick!
Saoirse0Caela 2 weeks ago
What the fuck is wrong with these people! !
everydayperson764 2 weeks ago
Why are these people always so fat or stupid looking?
JonathanTheSmex 2 weeks ago
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100JBspecial1on1 2 weeks ago
I'm not sure if this video is poking at Christianity, or the people who take it this far and forget sense.
"I think anything could be... anything"
Razer1103 2 weeks ago
This just makes it better for me.
Cause I'm totally not the antichrist.
CockroachDoesntDie 2 weeks ago
Hahaha if only God was real!
jmassthekilla 2 weeks ago
"Ain't nobody do me like Jesus" PURE LULZ!
Archronis 2 weeks ago 11
@Archronis it look like the fat women and the fat guy ate jesus, my little pony and the smurfs... Lol "Aint nobody taste as good as jesus"
Rizon513 3 days ago
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that fat ass doesn't sound like he's been intimate with anybody.
EternalTeaPot 2 weeks ago
We walk by faith and not by science. Sums up everything you need to know about Christianity.
mattygaeg5 2 weeks ago
Apparently, I'm a devil worshiper, wish I knew.
TheCrazySnakeInc 2 weeks ago
I keep coming back to this... I just keep coming back. Roflmao
naqdensjam 2 weeks ago
not enough face palms on the video
regiusist 2 weeks ago
WOW! Now please people imagine you are an alien for example and you land on earth and sea this kind of people (religious)! What would you think about humans?
naqdensjam 2 weeks ago
Poor Capt P .....
scudder99 2 weeks ago
Less than a minute in, and already three double face palms...
This is gonna hurt.
drcoolcabbage 2 weeks ago
fuck that bronies ftw!
XWolfXKingX 2 weeks ago
gluttony isn't very christian
MarcusMeridius 2 weeks ago
Jesus Christ I didn't know Jabba the hut is a Christian!
lukewind30 3 weeks ago
Lay hands on it and tell it what to do....That....wow...
anarchistdragon 3 weeks ago
every time i see this i start polishing my shotgun
imawalnut123 3 weeks ago 9
@imawalnut123 When I see this, I'm somehow feeling embarrassed I am techincally the same faith as they are -.-
asdfasqwert 2 weeks ago
@imawalnut123 you sure you don't want a bigger gun?
falloutfreek1992 1 week ago
As the great Nightmare Moon said:
"You're kidding. You're kidding, right?"
GarlicPudding 3 weeks ago
3:34 This guy is coming off like a pedophile...
TheMannerKing 3 weeks ago
Perhaps this was the reason the apostle paul instructed women not to teach or preach
vampirehunter33 3 weeks ago
Dont turn your back on these people. They need the help of humanity more than ever. Love should be the only faith based religion. Believe in Love.
antwuanburton 3 weeks ago
@mrbigfun when does this show air,i wanna do a call in and have some fun,u can record and edit it =)
rockpizzle 3 weeks ago
It appears that all the people on club36 love cheese burgers more than they love jesus
TheSkiddy12 3 weeks ago
....I don't believe in this world anymore...thanks alot Christianity. *facepalm*
TheCravenHeart 3 weeks ago
Smurfs! I knew those little bastards were Satan’s spawn.
DarwinsFriend 3 weeks ago
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be angry.
RPGPrinny42 4 weeks ago
@RPGPrinny42 I rather laugh dude. Besides, you can't argue with a group of crackheads...so just laugh and enjoy their hypocrisy.
adarne1 3 weeks ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
StoriesAndPringles 4 weeks ago
Why does this guy call himself a "witch"? Isn't that a feminine word? Wouldn't he be a wizard or a warlock or something?
duckypwns 1 month ago
@duckypwns In the classical/archaic sense, "Witch" just meant you'd made a deal with the devil; it was unisex.
GarlicPudding 3 weeks ago
You should do another one of these sometime soon.
duckypwns 1 month ago
It's about time we should troll the Hell out of that show! lol
Se7enBeatleofDoom 1 month ago
@Se7enBeatleofDoom What show?
MrWakka66 4 weeks ago
bitches be trippin
reaverlol 1 month ago
A wild snorlax appeared
Ihateyouall691 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Ihateyouall691 Which one the Snorlax? lol xD
Se7enBeatleofDoom 1 month ago
what is wrong with these people
breannerocks09 1 month ago
@CLOSERTOTHEFLAME Sorry but they are true Christians. They might have more nutty beliefs than most, but Christians are all wacky.
KingRangerLive 1 month ago
you said it Jean Luc
CuCulainn1 1 month ago
You know the best part is there thoughts will cause their own extinction.
OOberization 1 month ago
God these people give christian s a bad name thank god I am catholic everything we watch is consider satanic I feel sorry for those kids parents who doesn't let them even watch the smurf or my little pony cause it is consider satanic..
XKnightStrikerX 1 month ago
Just wait 'til these people find out the computer was invented by a gay atheist.
That'll be hilarious.
SomethingSudden 1 month ago 2
hahaha the fucking Smurfs yes kid watch out for evil papa smurf he going to fuck you in the arse
drugnort 1 month ago
Lady, I sense foulness in you and I don't need the lord wisdom to tell me that.
Also any religion that finds cartoons to be satanic is the wrong religion to join.
dragodraconis 1 month ago
@dragodraconis Good thing that true Christians don't find cartoons to be satanic then, eh?
CBN0 1 month ago
this can't be real. gotta be trolls
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lol 3:12-3:16 awkward moment. these people are crazy!
mio68df 1 month ago
Intamicy with God, but I'm a boy, AND BEING GAY IS A FUCKING SIN!
giggityman98 1 month ago
0:29 GLUTTONY IS A SIN FAT ASS!
giggityman98 1 month ago
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I don't want to live on this planet any more....
bobsizzlack008 1 month ago
Watch out for that Harry Parter. He's bad news.
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Barney is a talking dinosaur, which means that he's enchanted! He is of the devil! CHILDREN MUST NOT WATCH HIM!!!!!! (or at least according to the logic of this lady).
MisterNES 1 month ago
I can see where she gets the satanic pony thing from.All those sick fucks on 4chan and rule 34 sites make the show look disgusting and horrid for any group of age
taylor98644 1 month ago
lay of his lap and let jesus just... spank me harder!
roosterandabaldguy 1 month ago
hahahahahahahaha! :)
3stupidnerds 1 month ago
Christians make me sick!
doobiesmoke15 1 month ago
this is fucking hilarious stuff.
minecraftmaster34 1 month ago
LMAO 3:25........... 3:36 lol can you say gay?
uneventful100 1 month ago
Wow.. This video just tested my freekin faith
chockypompom 1 month ago
"It's different and people enjoy it! IT MUST BE A TEMPTATION FROM SATAN!"
Oh fundies. Never change.
hotelmario510 1 month ago
Why are there so many morbidly obese fundies?
rpare666 1 month ago
@rpare666 I guess gluttony isn't as big a sin as having smurf sheets.
TheDrpretorious 1 month ago
@TheDrpretorious that is so funny thanks
OOberization 1 month ago
DAFUQ!?!?!?!?!?!
spudeism 1 month ago
O.O...WtF!
PANZERDRIVER1 1 month ago
what channel is this on/ wats the show called
fes12in 1 month ago
Isn't a paranoid delusion a wonderful thing when coupled with fundamental religion?
If everything around them has to be seen as a threat why don't they use the massive amounts of money the church collects to build a massive underground hermetically sealed complex for them all to live in? Then the rest of us can forget they exist, too.
opinionatedprimate 1 month ago
the big guys needs a bigger bears then he would be porkins
gypp3d 1 month ago
Can someone point me to one child who was formerly a christian who is not a witch due to harry potter? No .. I thought so.
lordtalon69 1 month ago
@lordtalon69
*now
lordtalon69 1 month ago
are all christians ugly
phoenixbrown108 1 month ago
They just talked bad about mlp....
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
thratstakin 1 month ago
As a Christian brony, I am extremely embarrassed...
TheMrflutterguy 1 month ago
4:21 Jesus really knows how to satisfy bigger women.
TheSeedTwoPointO 1 month ago
3:34 - Look! It's a gay, glutenous Christian. Who knew there was such a thing.
TheSeedTwoPointO 1 month ago
My Hello Kitty pajamas definitely are the reason I can't sleep at night....
IriaSalvatrice 1 month ago 2
Poor Picard can't get a break lol
AnObviousFailure 1 month ago 2
help! I can't look away....
aspen7771 1 month ago
What the hell is wrong with these people. I'm not even an MLP fan but that's just ridiculious...
YouFeedUsLies 1 month ago
I face palmed at that rediculous question.
cedricuchiha1 1 month ago
Screw using medicine. doctors should just pray for patients. that is how we will cure disease.
potatoegame 1 month ago
Watch Leo and Satan
whiteMichealJackson 1 month ago
@Aphrocraft nothing is worse than /b/
Plus you broke rule #1 and #2
whiteMichealJackson 1 month ago
@whiteMichealJackson only apply to raids, fag
SomeGuyinaMask 1 month ago
hes not just not some pie in the sky, hes real guys..hes reals...
Playthegame44 1 month ago
are these guys scam artists or actually just this crazy?
Playthegame44 1 month ago
0:00- 0:24 were a nice couple of seconds. Then the real demon that evoloved 100 times came out to the screen.
JustPresmo 1 month ago
oh great, then when a soldier gets badly hurt in war they can just pray for him lay they're hands on the wound and that'll save his life. forget the bandages or the medicine. and that fat guy is definitely going to end up on some machine in a hospital one day, he wont be thanking god then will he, no, he'll be thanking science
sceeterp 1 month ago
should i call these people and ask if breathing oxygen is satanic
iamthelpmaster607 1 month ago