aight warnin, my shit be rated r restricted/i rate it R because near n far, all ya'll be bitches, lyrical midgets, who i stomp n kick out like theys evicted/ spittin twisted riddles for most its too crypted/off the top of my dome I let it go, so explicit/so vividly with it and true ya dont forget it/unlike these fools, packin tools, think they cool, but they be scripted/not me,guess im gifted/twisted up by god himself smoked up on orions belt to get lifted/ so wickedly i spit the holy trinity
i strut threw dimensions of time with every line/my vernacular so spectacular n divine/ bobbin my head wit the beat drinkin wine/buds smellin like lemons n limes/i dont waste time, smoke weed wit the bassline/I fit togetha n align like vertebrae in yo spine/lets getta dolla outta dime n do some real crime/fat stacks from sellin pine/no mistakes this time/kill you with some some twine/make ya blind n unwind the bind/ your life rewinds, it is now mine/I demolish death like im fuckin frankenstein
Aight Warning my shyt is rated R restricted/ even thou its not self-inflicted/ u mothafuckas still listen/ to these whack ass rappers i thought i was the one gifted/ i spit the illest sick shyt/ people like "quit bitchin/ and get wit the program' ok i fuck get money and lifted/ there u go and if there's anyone out there snitchin/ is gonna get it/ o u want sum weed hit this/ this that kushy kush/ "he said he gon swing at u" i wish he really would/ me and my homies/ the real master of ceremonies/
all the herb ive grown an sold will probably outweigh myself when my bones are old, and decrepid, i stay dedicated, most these cats thought id never make it. but i did. got out from a bid and the slut had a kid. ill jump off a cliff cuz i caught a wiff of a spliff, land on my head and then rise from the dead. ya i got some bodys in my shed. there not alive though, so i dive deep when i see popo on the creep. i roll blunts and smoke them as i sleep
If you like old skool rap and want to hear real hip hop.. GO ON MY CHANNEL AND LISTEN TO " Real Prophecy- 44 Bars" and "Real Prophecy Vs. Noex".... I'm a talented artist and i need your help to bring back real hip hop.. I'm influenced by 2pac, Eminem, Nas, Big L, etc.. I promise that i won't doubt.. just give me a chance.. PLZ.. THANK YOU :)
they call me a white rapper a smackin facter across the factors rappers got it backwards till i wrap the clit with ceran rappin covered the basket with plastic faggits with bag shit lost in bricks full of dicks cant think of anymore shit lyrics...
Yo Lol am shit and this right lyicrs 2. Yo i leave u with the mace so they dont think i did it take it slow they turtel always wins in a race Break the police mans fucking face choke him with a fucking shoe lace yer when i was 5 i got axiomatc plusaquatic asthmatic climatic dogmatic dramatic ecstatic emphatic erratic fanatic hepatic lymphatic phosphatic pneumatic pragmatic prismatic prostatic rheumatic schematic socratic thematic tpsychosomatic now i can see why i get called a spaztic fuck .
Yo am so insane cut ur fingers of with a butter knife take ur kids life come home late and beat my fucking wife drive in to a kids home i dont give A fuck they probz wanted to dead there mum beat there ass and left them alon fuck Home i stab you in the eye with a fucking cone Complex Phone code i go in to kill mod. yo yo annex caltex cmx complex complex convex dissects effects execs expects ill got all of thoses what ya expext for ya ill buy you a drik at the bar then smash it across ur face.
But I'm all dope and I'm all fresh so next time I beat your woman and protest you better be low-est or high as fuck don't matter to me. I can't see I have no arms and I can't pee yea these herpies are free. that's why I'm the fattest emcee
So I shout and spill my drought is still cus I can't rhyme. I'm retarded I fucked your brain up when I farted and blew roof off when I started. I can't lie I'm a little nerd who has no taste in music and loves phenis and ferb. Sike but I don't care though you think I'm an old man with no hair that is obsessed with adverbs and is on coke.
Weed lacer comin out like a speed racer. Pissed off cus these chills make me need macer. I feed hatters that's why I still see diffrently. Cus in my eyes Its not an accedent it all intentionly.
When i grab this mic im never playen, cum on boards like my dick a white see through crayon, bangen whores and milken cows, sitten on a stool in a barn eaten cheese and shouten vowels, damn im foul, pissen off more people then simon cowel, vegetarian but i like to stroke my owl, shit in ya face then say i forgot my towel!
hey everyone. im a rapper from montreal. im 18 and im not saying im the best but if yu come check out my channel i promise it wont be a waste of time. just drop a comment and let me kniw what i should improve on or what i should stop doing. i would really appreciate that. thumbs up and yu can help my dream come true. i really appreciate that.
I , A sick fuck who robbed your great grandmother for six bucks, at gunpoint, storin all the bodies in a big truck, shit sucks, depressed n sick of tired of my shit luck, got so close to smackin of these conceited trick sluts, fuckin alien, spittin bars of titanium, like a paleontologist, digging drugs from my cranium, like australian convicts, trading prison for stadiums, I radiate radiation like active uranium
coming in the place moveing along to the bace anyone says anything to me is geting a broking pint glass stuck in there face this fool walks in thowring the shapes thing hes grate with a fat girl that looks like she had one to maney cakes she gets on the dance floor and the hole club starts to shake runring me night out all u see is r west jiggling up and down the bicth crakes the grand so i got that bich cut her thorte and fucked her in the lake now back to the clube to put her bf in his place
First off I'd like to say I'm not low, down and dirty/ Automatically I admit a little shifty/ Just because it rhymes doesn't mean I should say something nifty/ Originality is the key/ I prefer positive privacy/ a little play on Words/ I think she might be feelin me/ always come a 100%/ don't leave anything to chance/ Most guys want girls to take off their pants/ Distort reality by getting high off plants/ don't give me that glance/ you'd be cool skipping the dance so your pride could enhance
i bust a rhyme like i bust in ur moms pussy/i rap like eminem try not to confuse me/but excuse me/i seem to be bleedin profusely/cuz i just cut ur mom to amuse me/ go on get a lawyer and sue me/i dare u to get mad and shoot me/ill just haunt you in th after life/ill cut ur mom again wit th ghost of my knife/this is messed up and i dont even have a fucked up life/i dont even know why im rappin like slim shady/hold tht thought, im chewin nd eatin a baby/u might think im crazy/no one can save me
Im as cold as ice but my rhymes are hot as fire/Disregard females get currency, you should call me squire/persevere and perspire through the muck and mire/I get head while you bitches bein fuckin muff divers/mouth like a truck driver/my percentage of skill is much higher/rip you with multisyllabicals/ so grammatical itll shatter your clavicle/ dont call me admirable for putting wack rhymers on sabbatical/emphatical/radical/you bitches wack and dull so im cashing checks and crackin skulls/
@yuyu21jackbauer ya Crackin Skulls? i'll sodomize you with that Bat you Hold, ''Smash ya Hole'' and leave it lookin' like a Casseroll, or hit you with the ''Clank'' in my Jacket where my ''Ratchet Goes'' and hit you with more ''Shells'' than Pistachios, i'm known for Stabbin Foes, Slashin Hoes, Taggin Toes n rollin where the police Cant Patrol, sell the weed under the Captains Nose, i'm letting Faggot's Know i got the Baddest Flows, and 'Rapping Dope' like 'Castro'
I'm low down, and definitly dirty/ I'm 15, and the girls I get with are definitely over 30/ No pedophila, just like the little maturity/ After getting used to girls with all that impurity/ Insecurity, deprivation/ I killed the beat, heres its consultation/ I'm ill, even without trying/ Ask Dr. Phil, my lessons, he's buying/ I run rap, it's my play toy/ My favorite one, is a playboy/ Magazine, I can go for hours/ Get a plastic bag and slow-mo in the shower/ Do it old school baby, Austin Powers
someone tell the devil i recreated the definition of evil, jacob was the old me, fitzy is my sequel, a demon, fillin water bombs up with my semon, throwin em at nuns and laughin while they screamin, a double screenin of hell turned into music, substance abusin, school refusin nuisance, always spittin lunacy, such a little cunt at school the teachers told me to start pursuin truancy.
call ur girl the early bird cuz she gets my worm and when i get between her legs all she do is squirm 2 the kids use protection cuz ya genitals will burn she burnt my nigga so bad had 2 put em in a urn money over bitches but these niggas never learn
my body is wiggling like it was spider sense tingling, walking down the street with my jewels all blinging, when I’m on the mic I make the crowd start singing, heaven? F#@k it, I’m going to hell, I get closer and closer for every soul that I sell, so step off me bitch for' I get your one as well, an when you read these words you’ll think 'damn this kills, shit when’s this on sale?!’
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TheDevlin800 1 week ago
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aight warnin, my shit be rated r restricted/i rate it R because near n far, all ya'll be bitches, lyrical midgets, who i stomp n kick out like theys evicted/ spittin twisted riddles for most its too crypted/off the top of my dome I let it go, so explicit/so vividly with it and true ya dont forget it/unlike these fools, packin tools, think they cool, but they be scripted/not me,guess im gifted/twisted up by god himself smoked up on orions belt to get lifted/ so wickedly i spit the holy trinity
BrokenHome23 2 weeks ago
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BrokenHome23 2 weeks ago
i strut threw dimensions of time with every line/my vernacular so spectacular n divine/ bobbin my head wit the beat drinkin wine/buds smellin like lemons n limes/i dont waste time, smoke weed wit the bassline/I fit togetha n align like vertebrae in yo spine/lets getta dolla outta dime n do some real crime/fat stacks from sellin pine/no mistakes this time/kill you with some some twine/make ya blind n unwind the bind/ your life rewinds, it is now mine/I demolish death like im fuckin frankenstein
BrokenHome23 2 weeks ago
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BrokenHome23 2 weeks ago
Aight Warning my shyt is rated R restricted/ even thou its not self-inflicted/ u mothafuckas still listen/ to these whack ass rappers i thought i was the one gifted/ i spit the illest sick shyt/ people like "quit bitchin/ and get wit the program' ok i fuck get money and lifted/ there u go and if there's anyone out there snitchin/ is gonna get it/ o u want sum weed hit this/ this that kushy kush/ "he said he gon swing at u" i wish he really would/ me and my homies/ the real master of ceremonies/
austinluther27 1 month ago 2
Brb, stealing all of your rhymes.
Megajustinguy 1 month ago
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93hotlava 1 month ago
all the herb ive grown an sold will probably outweigh myself when my bones are old, and decrepid, i stay dedicated, most these cats thought id never make it. but i did. got out from a bid and the slut had a kid. ill jump off a cliff cuz i caught a wiff of a spliff, land on my head and then rise from the dead. ya i got some bodys in my shed. there not alive though, so i dive deep when i see popo on the creep. i roll blunts and smoke them as i sleep
thereeperofgrim 2 months ago
lyrically split mics,
battle rap turns into fistfights
15,000 views and 0 dis-likes?
tha beat hit ya in the chin,
not that origi nal but i feel its genuine
tadavis 2 months ago
me & will.i.am went over to perez hilton's in a blue chevy
mangled his vocal cords now he sounds monotone like ben stein &eugene levy
wanted criminal, rhymes iller than redman's
in the hospital eating teddy grams out of a dirty bedpan
evil venerial disease giver
get dangerously drunk every day like i'm pissed off at my liver
you could drive a truck at me, i still won't flinch or quiver
i shit & piss in the hudson river
never sloppy, police wanna pop me
DMX & an army of pit bulls couldn't stop me
dtwelveshady 3 months ago 4
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JLTburger1 3 months ago
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If you like old skool rap and want to hear real hip hop.. GO ON MY CHANNEL AND LISTEN TO " Real Prophecy- 44 Bars" and "Real Prophecy Vs. Noex".... I'm a talented artist and i need your help to bring back real hip hop.. I'm influenced by 2pac, Eminem, Nas, Big L, etc.. I promise that i won't doubt.. just give me a chance.. PLZ.. THANK YOU :)
imitator12 3 months ago
JayRidgeMusic 3 months ago 2
Yo Lol am shit and this right lyicrs 2. Yo i leave u with the mace so they dont think i did it take it slow they turtel always wins in a race Break the police mans fucking face choke him with a fucking shoe lace yer when i was 5 i got axiomatc plusaquatic asthmatic climatic dogmatic dramatic ecstatic emphatic erratic fanatic hepatic lymphatic phosphatic pneumatic pragmatic prismatic prostatic rheumatic schematic socratic thematic tpsychosomatic now i can see why i get called a spaztic fuck .
FeArDxShoTzxz 3 months ago
Yo am so insane cut ur fingers of with a butter knife take ur kids life come home late and beat my fucking wife drive in to a kids home i dont give A fuck they probz wanted to dead there mum beat there ass and left them alon fuck Home i stab you in the eye with a fucking cone Complex Phone code i go in to kill mod. yo yo annex caltex cmx complex complex convex dissects effects execs expects ill got all of thoses what ya expext for ya ill buy you a drik at the bar then smash it across ur face.
FeArDxShoTzxz 3 months ago
But I'm all dope and I'm all fresh so next time I beat your woman and protest you better be low-est or high as fuck don't matter to me. I can't see I have no arms and I can't pee yea these herpies are free. that's why I'm the fattest emcee
xione7 3 months ago
So I shout and spill my drought is still cus I can't rhyme. I'm retarded I fucked your brain up when I farted and blew roof off when I started. I can't lie I'm a little nerd who has no taste in music and loves phenis and ferb. Sike but I don't care though you think I'm an old man with no hair that is obsessed with adverbs and is on coke.
xione7 3 months ago
Weed lacer comin out like a speed racer. Pissed off cus these chills make me need macer. I feed hatters that's why I still see diffrently. Cus in my eyes Its not an accedent it all intentionly.
xione7 3 months ago
These beats are cool for frestyling just leavin it on and rhyming
xione7 3 months ago
All of you is wack. Shut the fuck up.
MrDaZe5 5 months ago 14
@MrDaZe5 who you ? who is wack ?
Edgarich 3 months ago
@Edgarich the "YouTube Rappers"
MrDaZe5 3 months ago
part 3.
and same name lesbian couples remain chained
i came late in this game, a cryin shame i try and maime people with equal amounts of shame
i dont wanna kill you but i find i cant refrain
so i change up my style and inflict a huge pain
Nameless1324 5 months ago
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@Nameless1324
So there's a reason you're "Namless" ..
that905kid 5 months ago
part 1.
a sick minded little twisted prick who licks chicks clits to spit this and says oh shit i did this shit, i got a witness
i wanna witlessly beat you over the christmas
christen this my land bitch, how could you miss this
Nameless1324 5 months ago
@Nameless1324 terrible
kanelic 4 months ago
@kanelic i dont see your shit up here go fuck off
Nameless1324 4 months ago
part 2.
nonsesical lyrics, like a cleric screamin heretic
i wear thick condom to try and prepare my dick
im sharin sick thoughts wit you, i thought you knew
you thought you thought knew too cos i can talk to you, through
brain waves, slave trains with slain babes hangin from A frames
Nameless1324 5 months ago
When i grab this mic im never playen, cum on boards like my dick a white see through crayon, bangen whores and milken cows, sitten on a stool in a barn eaten cheese and shouten vowels, damn im foul, pissen off more people then simon cowel, vegetarian but i like to stroke my owl, shit in ya face then say i forgot my towel!
TheHiddenAnswer 5 months ago
im sick of me, i'm sick of us, spontaniously combust to dust in such a rush
i need my soul system flushed, i cant listen completely ambitionless
we grew big nuts & such But no guts to make some differances, inhibition must have took ahold of us, 30 boulders bust, i cant control these nuts
where are you happiness, come & be with us
lAmWho 6 months ago
@lAmWho cool man it could give a good flow
abraxasdelight 4 months ago
LOL no motherfucking way...I spent hours cutting looped a beat (sounds exactly the same) and this is here...whatever tho I guess I'm just good...
TheySayHazy 6 months ago
hey everyone. im a rapper from montreal. im 18 and im not saying im the best but if yu come check out my channel i promise it wont be a waste of time. just drop a comment and let me kniw what i should improve on or what i should stop doing. i would really appreciate that. thumbs up and yu can help my dream come true. i really appreciate that.
THUGLIFE132 6 months ago
Quintessentialsounds 6 months ago 12
coming in the place moveing along to the bace anyone says anything to me is geting a broking pint glass stuck in there face this fool walks in thowring the shapes thing hes grate with a fat girl that looks like she had one to maney cakes she gets on the dance floor and the hole club starts to shake runring me night out all u see is r west jiggling up and down the bicth crakes the grand so i got that bich cut her thorte and fucked her in the lake now back to the clube to put her bf in his place
hashead19 7 months ago
First off I'd like to say I'm not low, down and dirty/ Automatically I admit a little shifty/ Just because it rhymes doesn't mean I should say something nifty/ Originality is the key/ I prefer positive privacy/ a little play on Words/ I think she might be feelin me/ always come a 100%/ don't leave anything to chance/ Most guys want girls to take off their pants/ Distort reality by getting high off plants/ don't give me that glance/ you'd be cool skipping the dance so your pride could enhance
CROOKS3C 8 months ago
@CROOKS3C you suck stfu
ArsiniMusic 7 months ago
Thanks for the comment @ArsiniMusic
CROOKS3C 7 months ago
@CROOKS3C np
ArsiniMusic 7 months ago
i bust a rhyme like i bust in ur moms pussy/i rap like eminem try not to confuse me/but excuse me/i seem to be bleedin profusely/cuz i just cut ur mom to amuse me/ go on get a lawyer and sue me/i dare u to get mad and shoot me/ill just haunt you in th after life/ill cut ur mom again wit th ghost of my knife/this is messed up and i dont even have a fucked up life/i dont even know why im rappin like slim shady/hold tht thought, im chewin nd eatin a baby/u might think im crazy/no one can save me
youalreadyknow2314 8 months ago
@youalreadyknow2314 ur no were near the level eminems at
hashead19 7 months ago
@hashead19 obviously
youalreadyknow2314 7 months ago
@hashead19 XD he Must Be A eminem Copier then hahhahaha Wat a noob
DarthVader323610 6 months ago
OMFG!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! IVE BEEN WANTING TO RAP ON THIS FOREVER BUT COULD NEVER FIND THE BEAT ANYWERE!!!! THANKS SOO FUCKIN MUCH!
mcvayDtwizzie 9 months ago
Im as cold as ice but my rhymes are hot as fire/Disregard females get currency, you should call me squire/persevere and perspire through the muck and mire/I get head while you bitches bein fuckin muff divers/mouth like a truck driver/my percentage of skill is much higher/rip you with multisyllabicals/ so grammatical itll shatter your clavicle/ dont call me admirable for putting wack rhymers on sabbatical/emphatical/radical/you bitches wack and dull so im cashing checks and crackin skulls/
yuyu21jackbauer 10 months ago
@yuyu21jackbauer ya Crackin Skulls? i'll sodomize you with that Bat you Hold, ''Smash ya Hole'' and leave it lookin' like a Casseroll, or hit you with the ''Clank'' in my Jacket where my ''Ratchet Goes'' and hit you with more ''Shells'' than Pistachios, i'm known for Stabbin Foes, Slashin Hoes, Taggin Toes n rollin where the police Cant Patrol, sell the weed under the Captains Nose, i'm letting Faggot's Know i got the Baddest Flows, and 'Rapping Dope' like 'Castro'
DynamicHQ 8 months ago
I'm low down, and definitly dirty/ I'm 15, and the girls I get with are definitely over 30/ No pedophila, just like the little maturity/ After getting used to girls with all that impurity/ Insecurity, deprivation/ I killed the beat, heres its consultation/ I'm ill, even without trying/ Ask Dr. Phil, my lessons, he's buying/ I run rap, it's my play toy/ My favorite one, is a playboy/ Magazine, I can go for hours/ Get a plastic bag and slow-mo in the shower/ Do it old school baby, Austin Powers
skateboardingkid96 10 months ago
someone tell the devil i recreated the definition of evil, jacob was the old me, fitzy is my sequel, a demon, fillin water bombs up with my semon, throwin em at nuns and laughin while they screamin, a double screenin of hell turned into music, substance abusin, school refusin nuisance, always spittin lunacy, such a little cunt at school the teachers told me to start pursuin truancy.
phitsy07 11 months ago
call ur girl the early bird cuz she gets my worm and when i get between her legs all she do is squirm 2 the kids use protection cuz ya genitals will burn she burnt my nigga so bad had 2 put em in a urn money over bitches but these niggas never learn
Phenomenom07 11 months ago
yo, little woman, please stop meddling,
my body is wiggling like it was spider sense tingling, walking down the street with my jewels all blinging, when I’m on the mic I make the crowd start singing, heaven? F#@k it, I’m going to hell, I get closer and closer for every soul that I sell, so step off me bitch for' I get your one as well, an when you read these words you’ll think 'damn this kills, shit when’s this on sale?!’
By Teddy Boi...The Warped
WarpedTeddy 1 year ago
@WarpedTeddy yo if you aint bite that off no1 thats hard as fuuck niceeee
Phenomenom07 11 months ago
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WarpedTeddy 1 year ago
this is probably the best looped instrumental ive heard this far
free00to00ryhme 1 year ago
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stewsterer 1 year ago
Hold on tight bc things are about to get messy
Steppin to me f*** one foot better grab the lefty use both feet
My names stiffy doesn’t mean I aint stretchy Im straight flexy
Straight sexy and stronger than reinforced plexy
Glass im takin the lead u can kiss my ass
I spit so fast ur blood pressures risin my words so sharp ill give this man a lyrical bypass
stiffmeisterful1 1 year ago 2
@stiffmeisterful1 well done
Beeziepatrol 1 year ago
I love this beat dawg. Thank you! Eminem kills it on this track as a youngsta. Im definitely gonna spit sick shit on this track.
joelanastasi 1 year ago
@joelanastasi "youngsta" lol :D
monkenpig 1 year ago
YES
projectpatchett 1 year ago
greatness!
im usin this for a rap song
whizzkidd12 1 year ago
greatness!
whizzkidd12 1 year ago
you are so fucking amazing
SpazmaticAttack 1 year ago
beast man. one of the best
MTJEW 1 year ago
Dude you are AWESOME!
Thanks for uploading!
jassummisko 1 year ago