Chav talks total bollocks whilst under arrest.

[MartinC1504]

This guys a dick! Fuck the Hoff! That's quality!

[andyncfcgetshypedup]

"DICKHEAD"!

[dannystar01]

bet/ hope they kick his face in when they stop filming

[HEYPETEYMC]

1:16 serpleeb........



[2smoothbra]

fuck mate im an aussie and i can even understand what hes saying, and 90 percent of the subtitles are wrong

[vallonia200]

This country is now full of little " hard" pricks like this.There are millions of them, and like rabbits they breed, as they breed we provide warrens(council estates)We feed them we give them money for drugs, drink, and ciggies.They assault us, they rob us, they intimidate us. We gave them Human rights.They carry knives.We give then free legal aid. We provide offender help and counselling and help with drug detox.I agree with IIPLAYA69II KILL THEM ALL BEFORE IT'S TO LATE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexMilkBtoVen12]

@vallonia200

Clock Work Orange, becomes real.....

[llPLAYA69ll]

People like this do nothing for society just kill them they take up to much air.

[ProjectiveAggression]

Fuck the Hoff!........... Wtf?

[Dbzfreak188]

PIG!!!

[SniperBean92]

you can't translate for shit!

[magistic345]

gollem



[XXXPopeBenedictXVI]

This piece of shit will be a burden on society all his life and have half a dozen kids who will be the same. Compost the prick down and use him to grow parsnips. Doesn't have to be parsnips, could be any thing just as long as he is composted down.

[WithoutInsight]

@XXXPopeBenedictXVI He's actually in prison for stabbing someone now.

Sentenced to 10 years..

[iKNOWdrumFU]

Because this is about chavs, I honestly thought he was gonna say "Eyebrows have already been SHAVED..." at the beginning lol

[Lukapho]

lol GET ME MY FUCKIN TRAIN

[969tjp]

his mum must be sooooo proud!!

[HoneyMonsterDan]

I reckon, right, and bear with me here, I have thought of a solution to all our chav problems, right. I reckon that, right, David Cameron should invest all the private sectors' pension money in a gigantic soveign ring, maybe 60 feet high something like that? And then they should put this ring on a random island, round up all the chavs, put them on this island, and tell them that "if they fight to the death, the last one can keep the ring", and when the last one is left, we kill him and keep it.

[FwdFx]

Being from Yorkshire gives you an instant ability to understand this.

[GraciousLizard]

seriously? why do we allow these people to live?! we need the death sentence in this country for these dicks!

[KeirrHD]

Lol what a mug.

[JesstheDudess]

love for the ending :')

[CurtisAlfeld]

Here in America, we have something similar called gangstas. It would appear that they have been out-stupid.

[GatorM]

This is freakin' hilarious!

[pinball281]

lol at the subs,i fucking love the UK man,we have many accents

[strimmer73]

2:55 FUCK THE HOFF!! LOLOL

[AlienHeadTV]

(Orgasm) I'm gunna cum myself...epic

[malpa3]

i want what he had!

[stulad9863]

fuckin quality love the sub titles

[aidan21]

ahaha fucking prick.

Downy.

[BIrwin94]

I'm from hull (where he's from) and there is loads of people like that, all those chavs piss me off so much!

[theysayfall]

HIV, HIV FOR LIFE

[gillisledoux007]

Not every ejaculation deserves a name - George Carlin

[MrKieranfeeney]

LMFAO iv only seen the first 26 seconds so far! the subtitles are hilarious!!!!

[blobbyman1998]

"what did they steal from you?"

*golum looks round*

"MY TRAINERS!!!"

LOL :D

[electrogeek77]

Surpleeb, indeed.

[spudsmagicvideos]

The subtitles aren't accurate, I can understand what he's saying, and the subtitles can't L

[89Wrathchild]

"the only way we'd be able to deal with him is" Hmmmmm, give him a right good kicking when the camera's off?

[EvstarProductions1]

Oh man! Comparing this lunatic with Gollum was just the icing on the cake! Chavs are the scum of England.

[CrimsonScrewsYaMum]

"Your suspected of being involved in a burglary"....

"n m BEAR GILL REE?"

"So we need to investigate that"

" On a bear?"

HAHAHAHA!

[tagala777]

Fuck me, how those coppers didn't give that mongo a good beating is beyond me!!

[HiThereImKester]

*unconcious* *wakes up* serpleeb

[YorkshireGripper]

I could here exactly what he was saying, the subtitles aren't supposed to be taken seriously.

[LaurenceTheGinger]

very well done mate

[Scarramanga]

hahaha I wasn't expecting the lord of the rings lol classic!

[webkilla]

So.... there you have it. Chavs = crazy people. glad we cleared that up

[ParadoxV666]

The subtitles make this 10x funnier :D

[pranksters2009]

WORST SUBTITLES EVER

[Scarramanga]

@pranksters2009 I thought the weren't that bad considering the shit that was coming out that mouth!

[TYPHOOMASTER]

HIV FOR LIFE!!!

[secretk33per]

The British are so very entertaining.

[Hcrlnd]

Fucking scummy alpha hard natured chavvy yobbish insect piece of shit.

... On a lighter note, GREAT subtitles! :D

[houtakiboy]

Fuck, Jimmy Sommerville is lookin' rough.

[dubpsychosis88]

And so fukcing what if he's doing drugs? He's probably a much nicer person than these horrible horrible people.

[dubpsychosis88]

I hate police

[chris99140]

@dubpsychosis88

we all do when we don't need them, then they are your best mate when you do, grow up!

[dubpsychosis88]

@chris99140 when i needed them, and i needed help from them, they didn't believe me and fined me. if god forbid i get mugged again, i wouldnt even report this time. you grow up mate.

[chris99140]

@dubpsychosis88

they probably didn't have any evidence, and you probably gobbed off, what did you get, a section 5 and £80.

[dubpsychosis88]

@chris99140 £80, not sure which section, but they were really rude to me, and sorry, I'm not the kind of person who plays the foreign card at all, but that had something to do with it... They had enough evidence, as it happened in front of a security camera. They kept saying they will check for 3 weeks and never did. And what do you mean gobbed off?!

[OnlineScooterGuide]

I just came across your video - great job!!!

[mikeyn]

typical red shite

[keyblade280]

yes sir you burgled a bear you nicked 3 pots of honey and yogi's picnic basket he wishes to press charges oh and boo boo is really not happy for the sate you left his car

[Wonderfools]

Pissing myself laughing, oh goddd

[ToozeYx]

lmao

[tomohawk123]

Hahah typical holderness roader

[chris99140]

straight jacket and padded cell at the ready.

[slipknotgloyne]

police did something good by taking his liverpool top!

[kingdomofdalriada]

Does he do weddings, funerals, birthday parties etc. ? And if so how much does he charge by the hour ?

[Blairg100]

Eagle love? No he said here you go love

Lift something? No he said lets have it

yeh-pee, bastard pee? No he was saying pig not pee

I could go on but I'm not that sad..

[aweston1987]

@Blairg100 Seriously? You're a bloody genius.

[Blairg100]

@aweston1987 I know I know.

[1441SCOTT]

hes been locked up now for 10 year

[1441SCOTT]

your not wrong hes a head case i was one of the offices aressting

[aweston1987]

@1441SCOTT

Considering you can't spell "you're", "he's", "officers" and "arresting" I very much doubt it.

[1994PandaBeth]

lol he's fucking mental :')

[LaSheefra]

Shendog fuggoalrol!!

[gaelicscots]

Does he do weddings and funerals ?

[lythamwufo1]

subtitles funny as

[DarkAndTriumphant]

EAGLE LOVE

[jessicer1234]

hahahahah the subtitles make this video! funniest thing ever :')

[90sp11]

GET IN MAH F***IN TRAIN!!!

[xVampiricDemon]

Absolute fail translation.

[mattyovswed2010]

nob eds, raggin our accent fuck off ya pack ov cuntz !!

[laneyboy5]

LOL this is brilliant. "you not havin mah little pool top may!"

[oiluvit]

"Get me mah trainers NOWW!!"

"Which one?"

Lol

[GreyMatter00Duh]

HIV FOR LIFE! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH!!!!!!!!!!

oral jizz let me go.

LOL.

[SonofOdin616]

made me laugh alot! why do chavs speak like that,no matter where in the u.k there from they all have that aweful nasal tone,they should of let him knock himself out in that cell.

[bradybraidz]

@SonofOdin616 And they are always hideously ugly

[Cytacon]

They should put him in a cage with two angry baboons for the lulz.

[LauraCoolBeans]

PIGS!

[magson87]

ha ha ha mad ed

[benettox]

You ruin this good video at the end with the stupid lotr's bit

[tyytan]

lol 2:58...what's the hoff done to you asshole?

[linkieloos]

I think we've got another death overdue in police custody here...someone finish him off...for the sake of this country

[30Galleons]

Why do they give a shit if he kills himself?

[16cosgrove]

i hate ppl like that there just idiots who are gonna get no were in life

[lvirus316]

this is ace the subtitles are class!

[electricalsemen]

Is this the chav equivalent of speaking in tongues? Perhaps this noisy, yellow-orange, trainers-obsessed abomination was having a deep, spiritual awakening and these rude coppers interrupted it. Yes, that must be the explanation. By the way, I assume the word "baaaaaaaglary" means burglarly (at least to my inexperience yank ears). But I still don't know why he said "pee, bastard, pee." Who is he ordering to pee?

[YouAllSuck5000]

@electricalsemen It probably does. And I'd say that he was aiming at those who were watching this.

[wallaby9D8]

@YouAllSuck5000 aiming what exactly?

[YouAllSuck5000]

@wallaby9D8 Read my reply.

[kirkbyla]

turn the camera off and show him the top of a staircase

[schizrade]

Fucking pikeys...

[BLSNunsWithGunsLJA]

fuckin awesome video.

Also, one part is the chav and one part is lord of the rings, but you seem to have put the chav in both sections.

wait, is that smeagle? ahh fuck knows.

Great vid, lul.

[ravercorum20]

i've had a blocked nose for a week now, and as soon as i watched this vid, i laughed and mucas went everywhere. thanks for unblocking it, chavs of the world XD

[Fender1976uk]

Did you know this twat is now in jail for 10 years, he stabbed a guy who walked up to him in a street, asking for directions??? abit worrying to think a chav feels like killing someone who asks them for help??? its sick

[ravercorum20]

@Fender1976uk thanks for the lies. now go back to spamming your oppinionated "facts".

thank you.

[BigHairyMarty314]

@ravercorum20 Actually. From what I understand, it's true. I read a few articles about him getting a 10 year jail sentence.

[ravercorum20]

@BigHairyMarty314 ah well, one less scum in the world.

[chaddy2006]

he said HRE DICKHEAD

soppy cunt

[JacobTails123]

This is why I love chavs

Comedy gold

[Asmordeus]

LIFF SUMFING

[monseurkez]

"ARGHHHHHHH, lift something!!"

pisser

[ilikemunting]

LOL (no shit i laughed my head off)

[mykehull]

haha funny as hell

[e199sigma]

I love misheard subtitles...I can't stop laughing right now!!!

[TheTamaX2]

Idiot chavs loool.

[quizpubbob]

Nob

[MGTRANSFORMER]

chavs gone wild.

2 disc edition.

[sarcasmisgod]

lmao chavs are there just to provide us with entertainment~

[rob13EX]

nice job on the dubs and the ending XD

[HomoCyborgZombie]

I lol'd at the dubs.