paul f tompkins must be more evolved than me because i watch... ufc.
the only excuse i have for this... my ancient ape agressions from when we would throw poop at each other. less evolved... what is evolved? i was created by GAWD!!!
personally i think martial arts and fighting is one of the most beautiful, complex, and powerful forms of entertainment and competition. boxing is fake, wrestiling is fake. . . the only real combat that matters is mma
@trishjosh100 Go listen to the podcast Comedy Bang Bang and search for episodes with Paul F. Tompkins in them and you will find out that he is one of the funniest people out there.
This guy has to realize that, if anything, he is an anomaly in society. How many dudes do you actually know that can say they've never thought about smashing someone in the face?
@Catharax You need to realize what a "comedy bit" is. Also no, most people don't consider physical violence a worthwhile avenue for dispute resolution, because most people aren't children.
@Henderburn2 Don't make me laugh. Two consenting people willing to fight each other in a bid to solve a problem can be a very practical way of settling things. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. There are always wankers with no regard for others in the slightest, but real men can choose to settle shit with their fists. I've done it many times and so have millions mate.
Consequences anyone? Where are the MMA fighters being crippled? If you're not into two people fighting consensually then change the channel. If you want to oppose something that involves a victim every event rally against bull fighting.
Am I the only person that can hear comedy and laugh even if I don't necessarily agree with the performer's point of view? Open your minds and quit being little bitches about everything you don't agree with.
I'm a big mma fan but I can appreciate how this is funny. He has a point, but it will not convince anyone who watches or does mma to avoid it. As a species we're just addicted to physical competition. It is kind of crazy but we're just hard wired that way, at least until we evolve a few million years more.
@Philfa Chill out, bro. You're right that some people fight all the time but not everyone fights. Many people can control their rage and have learned how to say, "fuck it" rather than hit someone out of anger. Some people are articulate and rational enough to talk out their issues instead of acting like some caveman that just grunts and hits (sorry for the generalization, cavemen). He's a faggot and the song is gay? Have you ever heard of Sigmund Freud?
I totally agree with the internal aggression that must be in those fighters, buti disagree with the premise "boxing isn't enough, I want to destroy this person" MMA is actually far safer than boxing in the long term due to the relative ease in getting one hit knockouts. In boxing it is nearly guaranteed that both boxers will absorb tens to hundreds of head shots but continue fighting. MMA may appear brutal but the amount of brain damage given in boxing far outweighs it.
paul f tompkins must be more evolved than me because i watch... ufc.
the only excuse i have for this... my ancient ape agressions from when we would throw poop at each other. less evolved... what is evolved? i was created by GAWD!!!
formusicplaylist1 1 day ago
I like watching MMA fights, but I still find this hilarious. Paul is a very funny man.
UGADawgs555 1 week ago
personally i think martial arts and fighting is one of the most beautiful, complex, and powerful forms of entertainment and competition. boxing is fake, wrestiling is fake. . . the only real combat that matters is mma
keggerous 1 month ago
I really like Mr. Tomkins but i dont really agree with his stance on mma we are able to do what you want and if that is fight why not.
tomato9313 1 month ago
i agree, boxing and ultimate fighting are the worst sports on the planet, definitely for the clinically insane
califuck 2 months ago
Another annoying alternative comedian. They all do that thing where they play music while talking as if it makes it funnier.
stevenafarmer 2 months ago
@stevenafarmer And that comment is why you're never going to be a successful comedian.
altoid2k4 1 month ago
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wow this guy sucks
trishjosh100 2 months ago
@trishjosh100 Go listen to the podcast Comedy Bang Bang and search for episodes with Paul F. Tompkins in them and you will find out that he is one of the funniest people out there.
LoLIceCream123 2 months ago 5
This guy has to realize that, if anything, he is an anomaly in society. How many dudes do you actually know that can say they've never thought about smashing someone in the face?
Catharax 2 months ago
@Catharax You need to realize what a "comedy bit" is. Also no, most people don't consider physical violence a worthwhile avenue for dispute resolution, because most people aren't children.
Henderburn2 2 months ago 3
@Henderburn2 Don't make me laugh. Two consenting people willing to fight each other in a bid to solve a problem can be a very practical way of settling things. Humans have been doing it for thousands of years. There are always wankers with no regard for others in the slightest, but real men can choose to settle shit with their fists. I've done it many times and so have millions mate.
Catharax 2 months ago
Huge mma fan and still a huge PFT fan, human cock fighting isn't Paul's cup of tea.
To each his own.
jonnymo 2 months ago 2
what a boring, talking, vagina.
daehanl 2 months ago
@daehanl Sexist and with poor grammar? Well, I never!
Henderburn2 2 months ago
Consequences anyone? Where are the MMA fighters being crippled? If you're not into two people fighting consensually then change the channel. If you want to oppose something that involves a victim every event rally against bull fighting.
thedarkknightfall 3 months ago
YAWN.
BillKiernan 3 months ago
it hurts to hear the truth, mma lovers
unpuercofeo 3 months ago 4
Am I the only person that can hear comedy and laugh even if I don't necessarily agree with the performer's point of view? Open your minds and quit being little bitches about everything you don't agree with.
zben504 3 months ago 6
I'm a big mma fan but I can appreciate how this is funny. He has a point, but it will not convince anyone who watches or does mma to avoid it. As a species we're just addicted to physical competition. It is kind of crazy but we're just hard wired that way, at least until we evolve a few million years more.
kaguth 3 months ago 5
this bit sucks so bad
SmegCro 3 months ago
this guy sucks and is a faggot doesnt he realuize PEOPLE fight all the time he cant stop it also this song is fuckin gay
Philfa 3 months ago
@Philfa Chill out, bro. You're right that some people fight all the time but not everyone fights. Many people can control their rage and have learned how to say, "fuck it" rather than hit someone out of anger. Some people are articulate and rational enough to talk out their issues instead of acting like some caveman that just grunts and hits (sorry for the generalization, cavemen). He's a faggot and the song is gay? Have you ever heard of Sigmund Freud?
RussianAssassin21 3 months ago
@RussianAssassin21 Why'd you have to be so friendly?!
Philfa 3 months ago
I totally agree with the internal aggression that must be in those fighters, buti disagree with the premise "boxing isn't enough, I want to destroy this person" MMA is actually far safer than boxing in the long term due to the relative ease in getting one hit knockouts. In boxing it is nearly guaranteed that both boxers will absorb tens to hundreds of head shots but continue fighting. MMA may appear brutal but the amount of brain damage given in boxing far outweighs it.
cptobvius 4 months ago
Haha, all the MMA fans came out of the woodwork to downvote this clip.
"THIS GUYZA FAAAGGG" *punches wife*
siskavard 4 months ago 8
It's okay MMA lovers, just go hug each other intensely in an octagon and you'll forget all about this bit.
mpawsonable 5 months ago 27
lol very good.
martinperez1713 5 months ago 2
weak
omariwalker1 5 months ago
The only people upset are MMA fags.
gabeshedd 5 months ago 5
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amazingly, not funny ...
this guy is completely stupid
the background song sucks so bad
JUYkJ4GolbOgOtS 5 months ago
@JUYkJ4GolbOgOtS I think you might be too dumb to post on youtube. i'm not trying to insult you, it just doesn't seem like you're aware of that fact.
PizzaParty101 4 months ago 3
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this guy is a fag.
CutCokeCrack 5 months ago
@CutCokeCrack Classy as always, MMA fans, classy as always. ;D
SirHprdgn 4 months ago
Not funny at all.Sounds like a jackass.
XcessiveZ 5 months ago
PFT is on the money. TAPOUT t-shirts destroy brain cells.
taylor6string 5 months ago 17
i love mma, but i've also never been in a fight before in my life.
wutever, tompkins is a funny guy anyway.
SonOfGoForkYourself 5 months ago
I think PFT is still harboring some resentment from getting hurt by Ken Shamrock on VH1.
JamesMorris84 7 months ago