@SDAddario88 Yes, that would be awesome. I'm thinking Ralphie doesn't know the truth about the war and what it causes. Cheaper gas? Was he out of his freaking mind? Didn't he see that the US republican presence caused many oils wells to be set on fire? Gas is so high now, I'm thinking that we will all be riding bikes to and from work. There's a rumor that it will hit 7 dollars a gallon. Oh, this will affect him to. It doesn't matter how rich you are when gas is at the prices they are now.
its about time we start taking care of ourselves we're sick and tired of fighting everyone else's battles. like kuwait there wouldn't be a kuwait if the U.S. didn't liberate them so the least u think they could do is cut us a deal on gas instead we get screwed over
Do enlighten me. Point out where I'm wrong and try to correct me. You can't just criticize me with "wow u suck u need to go to ecenomics " and not offer some supporting points.
Maybe you don't know how to debate correctly so I recommend you take a debating course "dude" so you can learn how to destroy your opponent's motion the correct way.
I'm not a hard-headed person, if I'm proven wrong on a certain topic then I change my views on that topic...I'm not like a Ralphie May fan.
Sooo.... It's not okay to make a joke about anyone (or the joke isn't funny) unless it's about a fat white guy? IMHO those who get offended by jokes about any race other than their own are bigger racists than a vocal one. At least with the vocal one you truely know where he stands.
mr. may is an ignorant, unfunny, ass. His "jokes" are old and worn out, or confused and lame. His views on mentally challenged are particularly vile. Blacks, whites, fat, thin, catholics, whoever else he abuses, understand that they are being picked on and a negative image is being perpetuated about them. Mentally challenged do not understand that they're the but of the joke. They believe they're being laughed with, not laughed at. Mr. Mays best venue is a back alley, or urinal.
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Which half is the Black part? The part where he talks in Ebonics? He's whiter than Vanilla Ice. Even if I give you the benefit of doubt...this "cheap gas" bit is so retarded. I see that I received a lot of thumbs down on my previous comments but I hardly got any responses. OK, I'll just get a lobotomy and join the rest of the "Ralphie May is funny" crowd. Oh, noobnecrid, you do know that wrestling is fake?-LOL-It seems I like to take a shot on other peoples' beliefs :D We're cool right?
This guy clearly doesn't understand anything about economics as the price for gas has been increasing ever since Iraq has been invaded (not the opposite). The price of oil only goes up when the nations that are producing these resources are experiencing instability or when they come together (OPEC) and try to limit the supply of oil.
He's a comic you stupid prick! It's not meant as a political commentary or anything. WTF? The joke obviously wasn't meant for you so STFU and move on. It's that easy. VERY easy.
A joke? No joke ever made me feel so confused :D But it seems that I'm coming out as an ass...so I'll shut up about it but people will keep voicing out their opinions and I would make a response which would further inflame Ralphie may fans. What I'm trying to say is, Ralphie May isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! but you're alright.
I laugh to jokes that stimulate my brain and these jokes are retarded...especially when it comes out of some morbidly obese guy who thinks he's black.
... the war in Iraq creates instability and incrases the price of oil, but it also GREATLY discourages countries from trading with them... These countries still need oil, so they will trade more with other countries, like USA! The war in Iraq benifits the US, and boosts their oil economy
I can understand that oil-importing countries would resort to shopping for oil in other markets but I doubt that they would buy oil from America as America is the biggest importer of global oil. So, the increase of price also affects America and her gas-dependent citizens. The real countries that benefit from Iraq's war (indirectly) are other oil producing countries like Russia, Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Venezuela, Sudan, Nigeria, Angola, Canada, and so on.
Ummmmm you seem to forget countries like Russia, Germany, Australia, South America......they ALL import SOME amount of fuel. And as far as trying to be all bad ass on the internet, give up 'cuz you suck. Ralphie Mays fans are gonna be fans despite what you say (who the fuck are you anyway? I mean come on now.) and we don't need immature, childish dumbasses like you ruining everybody's fun. It is a JOKE. You do know what a joke is right? And if it confuses you then...WOW your an idiot "wabdinur".
This is coming from a Ralphie May fan. Why am I not surprised? Please don't lower your standards. You could do much better than this. I believe in you.
Australia and Germany were not on my list of nations that export oil because Australia and Germany are more likely to consume oil than export oil and South America is not a country :D (I must admit, you're funnier than Ralphie May).
PS-Russia is the second largest oil exporter in the world, it doesn't need to import oil.
@azte245 and YOU need to take an English course so that you can learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar. Or at least learn how to make things legible.
I'm impressed! You certainly know a bit about what you're talking about (which is a welcome change of pace from other morons that post without thinking). You are absolutely correct when you say that oil-producing countries import oil (surprisingly enough, Saudi Arabia for instance) AND that America is the leader of global oil imports. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's "resorting to" however. It just makes sense ... let them sell us theirs and soon we'll have it all. Simple.
While I do enjoy watching you argue with the 12 and 13 year olds that come back with such stunning arguments as "WTF?!", "STFU!" and the whole host of other witty zingers, why are you bashing Ralphie May? Of course, he is quite unsightly (being grotesquely obese) but honestly he makes me laugh AND points out a few things that Americans seem to have forgotten in our politically correct country: Words are just words. Jokes are just jokes. I enjoy that about him!
You come out as a reasonable person. You're right, just because I don't find him (Ralphie May) funny doesn't mean I have to attack his physical features or his fans.
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It's unfortunate comedians like this fat idiot are popular when guys like Doug Stanhope who actually engage the audience with intelligent thought (albeit rarely) get pushed to the back
It's unfortunate you have to acknowledge the guy's weight when trying to insult him. It's apparent none of this Stanhope fellow's intelligence rubbed off on you.
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if thats what you want to think thats just great for you, but its realy obvius that no 1 realy wants to here you bitch and complain about what you think about african americans o and as for the things you have listed the african americans who do promote "gangsta rap" are rich and most of americans are white and that must mean that they buyin that shit and i here a lot of white people use ebonics and racism ha realy they have a reason to be that way but most are not so just shut the fuck up
well not all the ones that moved from africa are into "gangsta rap" or do any of what you listed, I mean they are human beings just like veryone else, and there are a lot of equal faults in White and all communities, so we should not generalize against any group, there is good and bad in all. Using of the word nigger is a very racist and hateful act. I think we should learn to come together and get along and overlook our differences.
fuck america stealing gass..all they do is steal from poor countrys..fuckin theivess n bullys..bnt they not gona be da powerfull cuntry soon, china and the east taking over.
That's funny, cuz last I checked his audience at this show was thousands (if not millions by way of TV) of Americans! Who ever would have thought a comedian would write jokes based upon their audience at the time?
hes a really funny guy BUT it isn't so funny when your the country getting invaded cuz THIS fat ass whats a cheap ride to go stuff his fat face with burgers
today is november 17, 2008 and gas in Los Angeles is average $2.30 in most places thank god...it used to be an average of like pretty much $4.00 or more..no joke
what they need to do is get the pissed off people working on minumum wage that cant buy gas anymore out looking for osama, you wanna talk about a sped-up search party
Isn't public transportation much better in Europe though? I may be wrong, and I only visited briefly once... so how are the buses and things? or for that matter, WHY the hell is the price for you so high? I know in Britain it's a lot too...
Public transportation is okay I guess. A bustickt cost about 2$ pr km. Its expencive as well... The reason gasprizes are so high is the 80% tax that our gouvermnt wants. Its sick... To fill up my car I got to pay 120$.
dude ur completely right, you cant just steal a contrys wealth and laugh about it, i wonder how some americans would feel if china came in and raped your natural rescources then went back and laughed about it
We have paid dearly for the oil we have removed from the ground FOR them. Thats right. WE have showed them how to get the oil out of the ground. WE built the oil rigs. WE built the pumping stations. WE built the pipe lines.
THEY had no use for the oil.
Could've cared less for the crap.
Yet the shieks live like kings sitting on a pile of money while their people live in poverty. You want someone to blame...you better look at the top.
u actualy believe that you ar doing these ppl a favour by robing them!? sure u built te pipe lines and the pumps but you didnt give it to them , oh no, you shiped it right out, un metered! i am nont saying i agree with theircorupt resemes just that was not the way to go about it, go to the un, talk it out like every other countey does were as ur governmet just goes in all guns a-blazing and causes thousans of deaths, yo may be paying less to run your car but can you realy put a price on a life
heres a good idea when you go to war for oil, GET SOME OIL
cristoferholbrookyah 6 months ago
I count 6 or 8 pixels or so..
niksgeenidee 6 months ago
$2.22 for a gallon of gas sounds pretty good right about now.
SDAddario88 9 months ago 2
@SDAddario88 Yes, that would be awesome. I'm thinking Ralphie doesn't know the truth about the war and what it causes. Cheaper gas? Was he out of his freaking mind? Didn't he see that the US republican presence caused many oils wells to be set on fire? Gas is so high now, I'm thinking that we will all be riding bikes to and from work. There's a rumor that it will hit 7 dollars a gallon. Oh, this will affect him to. It doesn't matter how rich you are when gas is at the prices they are now.
beautifulmollies 9 months ago
wtf did you upload this with an Ipod?
hempartist420 10 months ago
push all the red buttons
wastelandsoldiers1 11 months ago
American doesn't pay shit for gas so stop your whining
Hoolie2899 1 year ago
This is a typical American I suppose, obese, greedy, and individualistic. Forget than hundreds of thousands of people died.
fuckyiuyiu 1 year ago
@fuckyiuyiu y dont you suck my american dick home boy?!
cbatchelor99 1 year ago
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@cbatchelor99
thank you for proving my point
fuckyiuyiu 1 year ago
@fuckyiuyiu
its about time we start taking care of ourselves we're sick and tired of fighting everyone else's battles. like kuwait there wouldn't be a kuwait if the U.S. didn't liberate them so the least u think they could do is cut us a deal on gas instead we get screwed over
cristoferholbrookyah 6 months ago
he sounds just like rosie o donnel
waxonwaxoff520 1 year ago
really your all ganna dog on fat people, we need em so all the black guys will leave the skinny white chicks alone and go back to the fattys.
uncletally123 1 year ago
i want cheap gas!
FishKing30 1 year ago
he are standing =)
Did he tryed some (suger) diet?
Garone1998 1 year ago
@Garone1998 no he tried the yo momma diet
robby844 1 year ago
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fat ass
hes probably American
imafuckinhater 1 year ago
@imafuckinhater Was the matter you fat too? And I'll bet you're not American.
NostaligicBlackFrost 1 year ago
@NostaligicBlackFrost naw bud I have as many abs as you fat ass Americans got rolls.
imafuckinhater 1 year ago
@imafuckinhater Well I'm not American, try again.
NostaligicBlackFrost 1 year ago
"put some optimus prime in my gas" hahaha i love Ralphie may funniest commedian eva
luisAnelson 1 year ago
when i first heard him on the radio i thaught that he was black
madbomber97 1 year ago
B3NKiller. your so stupid. no ralphie is not a lesbian cause he is a guy. the first name is ralphie.retard
SuperChirican 1 year ago
Is she a lesbian?
B3NKiller 1 year ago
The white gabreil iglasies
Skoringo 1 year ago
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@azte245
Do enlighten me. Point out where I'm wrong and try to correct me. You can't just criticize me with "wow u suck u need to go to ecenomics " and not offer some supporting points.
Maybe you don't know how to debate correctly so I recommend you take a debating course "dude" so you can learn how to destroy your opponent's motion the correct way.
I'm not a hard-headed person, if I'm proven wrong on a certain topic then I change my views on that topic...I'm not like a Ralphie May fan.
wabdinur 1 year ago
Sooo.... It's not okay to make a joke about anyone (or the joke isn't funny) unless it's about a fat white guy? IMHO those who get offended by jokes about any race other than their own are bigger racists than a vocal one. At least with the vocal one you truely know where he stands.
wyldmountnhoney 2 years ago
Amen to that Ralphie. "Light 'em up!!!" LOL!
mongo5888 2 years ago 3
If you have the time to talk that much shit about sumone maybe u should get the fuck off youtube u dumb bitch u dont kno comedy
dyeballer11 2 years ago
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mr. may is an ignorant, unfunny, ass. His "jokes" are old and worn out, or confused and lame. His views on mentally challenged are particularly vile. Blacks, whites, fat, thin, catholics, whoever else he abuses, understand that they are being picked on and a negative image is being perpetuated about them. Mentally challenged do not understand that they're the but of the joke. They believe they're being laughed with, not laughed at. Mr. Mays best venue is a back alley, or urinal.
textorpmt 2 years ago
YO wabdinur! Arguing on tha internet is like the special olympics, if you win you still retarded.
All im tryna say is STFU BITCH!
BOBAZDMEG 2 years ago 4
Well, it seems that you joined this "special Olympics" as how you refer it. Are you also going for gold like me my "special" friend?
wabdinur 2 years ago
I know its fake man I just tend to get into it a little too much and were kool
noobnecrid 2 years ago
He's Half black wabdinur he has what is called "Southern Flavor" So SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
noobnecrid 2 years ago
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Which half is the Black part? The part where he talks in Ebonics? He's whiter than Vanilla Ice. Even if I give you the benefit of doubt...this "cheap gas" bit is so retarded. I see that I received a lot of thumbs down on my previous comments but I hardly got any responses. OK, I'll just get a lobotomy and join the rest of the "Ralphie May is funny" crowd. Oh, noobnecrid, you do know that wrestling is fake?-LOL-It seems I like to take a shot on other peoples' beliefs :D We're cool right?
wabdinur 2 years ago
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This guy clearly doesn't understand anything about economics as the price for gas has been increasing ever since Iraq has been invaded (not the opposite). The price of oil only goes up when the nations that are producing these resources are experiencing instability or when they come together (OPEC) and try to limit the supply of oil.
wabdinur 2 years ago
He's a comic you stupid prick! It's not meant as a political commentary or anything. WTF? The joke obviously wasn't meant for you so STFU and move on. It's that easy. VERY easy.
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wabdinur 2 years ago
It's a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago
A joke? No joke ever made me feel so confused :D But it seems that I'm coming out as an ass...so I'll shut up about it but people will keep voicing out their opinions and I would make a response which would further inflame Ralphie may fans. What I'm trying to say is, Ralphie May isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! but you're alright.
wabdinur 2 years ago
I laugh to jokes that stimulate my brain and these jokes are retarded...especially when it comes out of some morbidly obese guy who thinks he's black.
wabdinur 2 years ago
... the war in Iraq creates instability and incrases the price of oil, but it also GREATLY discourages countries from trading with them... These countries still need oil, so they will trade more with other countries, like USA! The war in Iraq benifits the US, and boosts their oil economy
blink234234234 2 years ago
I can understand that oil-importing countries would resort to shopping for oil in other markets but I doubt that they would buy oil from America as America is the biggest importer of global oil. So, the increase of price also affects America and her gas-dependent citizens. The real countries that benefit from Iraq's war (indirectly) are other oil producing countries like Russia, Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Venezuela, Sudan, Nigeria, Angola, Canada, and so on.
wabdinur 2 years ago
Ummmmm you seem to forget countries like Russia, Germany, Australia, South America......they ALL import SOME amount of fuel. And as far as trying to be all bad ass on the internet, give up 'cuz you suck. Ralphie Mays fans are gonna be fans despite what you say (who the fuck are you anyway? I mean come on now.) and we don't need immature, childish dumbasses like you ruining everybody's fun. It is a JOKE. You do know what a joke is right? And if it confuses you then...WOW your an idiot "wabdinur".
mongo5888 2 years ago
This is coming from a Ralphie May fan. Why am I not surprised? Please don't lower your standards. You could do much better than this. I believe in you.
Australia and Germany were not on my list of nations that export oil because Australia and Germany are more likely to consume oil than export oil and South America is not a country :D (I must admit, you're funnier than Ralphie May).
PS-Russia is the second largest oil exporter in the world, it doesn't need to import oil.
wabdinur 2 years ago
wow u suck u need to go to ecenomics dude to get your oil imports strat
azte245 1 year ago
@azte245 and YOU need to take an English course so that you can learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar. Or at least learn how to make things legible.
ashieme2009 1 year ago
@ashieme2009 jajajaja why would i learn to do that when i know 3 other languages pedejo jajajaja
azte245 1 year ago
@ashieme2009 this isnt english class last i checked....
charlie2272005 1 year ago
@wabdinur
I'm impressed! You certainly know a bit about what you're talking about (which is a welcome change of pace from other morons that post without thinking). You are absolutely correct when you say that oil-producing countries import oil (surprisingly enough, Saudi Arabia for instance) AND that America is the leader of global oil imports. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's "resorting to" however. It just makes sense ... let them sell us theirs and soon we'll have it all. Simple.
~Ken
KenBerli 1 year ago
@wabdinur
While I do enjoy watching you argue with the 12 and 13 year olds that come back with such stunning arguments as "WTF?!", "STFU!" and the whole host of other witty zingers, why are you bashing Ralphie May? Of course, he is quite unsightly (being grotesquely obese) but honestly he makes me laugh AND points out a few things that Americans seem to have forgotten in our politically correct country: Words are just words. Jokes are just jokes. I enjoy that about him!
~Ken
KenBerli 1 year ago 4
@KenBerli
You come out as a reasonable person. You're right, just because I don't find him (Ralphie May) funny doesn't mean I have to attack his physical features or his fans.
wabdinur 1 year ago
let it go, it's a joke
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago
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It's unfortunate comedians like this fat idiot are popular when guys like Doug Stanhope who actually engage the audience with intelligent thought (albeit rarely) get pushed to the back
drummo86 2 years ago
It's unfortunate you have to acknowledge the guy's weight when trying to insult him. It's apparent none of this Stanhope fellow's intelligence rubbed off on you.
ju8828 2 years ago 5
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Huh, wonder how you feel about Obama being your president, must bug you.I wonder how you feel about him being smarter than you too.
13ftrim 2 years ago
lol wow i would love to pay $2.22 a gallon!!! its like $3.50 here in washington holy shit
Bearcat909 2 years ago 5
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fat shit
carlsonbench 2 years ago
fuck you homo, this guys the shit. and his size does nothing but add to his humor
p0lska2012 2 years ago 37
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But he is really, really fat. Like GOD DAMN fat.
Herkkis 2 years ago
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if thats what you want to think thats just great for you, but its realy obvius that no 1 realy wants to here you bitch and complain about what you think about african americans o and as for the things you have listed the african americans who do promote "gangsta rap" are rich and most of americans are white and that must mean that they buyin that shit and i here a lot of white people use ebonics and racism ha realy they have a reason to be that way but most are not so just shut the fuck up
newbboyblazzing 2 years ago
We didnt get nothing from somalia except 1 good movie
whitelotus77 2 years ago 5
and drugs
bobheroin 2 years ago 2
well not all the ones that moved from africa are into "gangsta rap" or do any of what you listed, I mean they are human beings just like veryone else, and there are a lot of equal faults in White and all communities, so we should not generalize against any group, there is good and bad in all. Using of the word nigger is a very racist and hateful act. I think we should learn to come together and get along and overlook our differences.
eyadayesh 2 years ago 2
So you hate all blacks?
eyadayesh 2 years ago 3
your not a nice man!
TheseFalseStars16 2 years ago
k fuck u little asian n ur tiny dick.
WhosLookin7541 2 years ago
I love all people...regardless of colour, race or religion. They only people i despise are those who show hate or ignorance to another human being.
"If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." ~Mary Engelbreit
Then again i think those words are lost on a cretin such as you
LeggaDon 2 years ago
fuck america stealing gass..all they do is steal from poor countrys..fuckin theivess n bullys..bnt they not gona be da powerfull cuntry soon, china and the east taking over.
MoFake 2 years ago
oh welll...
we may be poor soon,
but well always have bigger dicks
TheseFalseStars16 2 years ago
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im not chinese bitchh...and if ur a white boy..u got da smallest dickk lmaoo. pecka wood red necks.
MoFake 2 years ago
nigga im black from the waist up.
and horse from the waist down.
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your also a dumbshit
bobheroin 2 years ago
@TheseFalseStars16 Holy shit! You're a centaur?!
DarthBlam 1 year ago
@TheseFalseStars16 too bad you fucked from the neck up
SargentandGreenLeaf 1 year ago
@TheseFalseStars16 yet another douche bag on youtube. grow up and get out of the house.
Razorsoul921 1 year ago
your right absolutely right, but I would rather be the bully on the block then the bullied
13ftrim 2 years ago
So because one comedian from "THE SOUTH" has this viewpoint the whole south automatically talks like this?
way to be stereotypical
TravMclovin 2 years ago
thats how alot of people from THE SOUTH talk.
shouldn't even joke about him having a heart attack. I hope bad karma strikes you and your closest relative has a heart attack. ignorant bitch!
LeggaDon 2 years ago
I dont talk like that
lennex88 2 years ago
fuck this
RonnieWilliams31 2 years ago
its so strange how a huge white guy sounds just like a black lady...
maroonsr20 2 years ago 10
i think it's part of his act
in his interviews he sounds like regular fat white guy
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago
you know the rule
fat=funny
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this guys is a fatt idiot and sucks dick....WAR FOR OIL IS FUNNY....ONLY AN AMERICAN WOULD THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY>>>
jimmyjames519 3 years ago
That's funny, cuz last I checked his audience at this show was thousands (if not millions by way of TV) of Americans! Who ever would have thought a comedian would write jokes based upon their audience at the time?
beitlichb 3 years ago
yep
hibiscus929 2 years ago
shit..... NY is $2.20 for 93 and im the happiest motherfucker in the world.
averbakh01 3 years ago
Ha Ha Ha Illinois 89$ a gallon beat that mother fucker
Gunsnrosesistheshit 3 years ago
Uh... Last I checked, Downtown is only $2.44
whahpndlastnight 3 years ago
Ha ha!!! $1.92 in "The Burg"
Grothfogtheviolent1 2 years ago
omfg, thats a big fuckin jacket...
zothar9 3 years ago 2
no its not a guy, look at them titties
sunburningstare 3 years ago
they're called man boobs
ralphie may is hilarious! he's my favorite comedian :)
PsychedelicDespair 3 years ago
or moobies
iammetalhead123 3 years ago
hes a really funny guy BUT it isn't so funny when your the country getting invaded cuz THIS fat ass whats a cheap ride to go stuff his fat face with burgers
Danno1850 3 years ago
$1.47 Across most of your mother's asshole
motrelsnops 3 years ago
1.14 in covina california 2.45 for diesel:[
still better then 4.50 for gas and 5.00 for diesel
monserenergy700r 3 years ago
$1.59-$1.54/gal Alabama
zoran435 3 years ago
kansas is $1.51 a gallon hopefully dropping to 1.40 in a bit
WOOWOOWOOhi 3 years ago
yeah well i'm from the UK... don't get me started. and lol. she's massive.
pmfwill 3 years ago
she?....
Reddrum101 3 years ago
It's a guy.
sashman1972 3 years ago
1.14/litre in holland
Dehenk1 3 years ago
1.76 Across most of maine
Jimisdegimis 3 years ago
Grover, NC $1.43
seabiscuit1984 3 years ago
$1.71 Jacksonville Beach
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This fat son of a bitch is the epitome of stupid fat ass redneck retards. Oh and go figure: he's from Texas.....
P.S.
I wonder how many dicks he could fit in his ass.
=======> (o)
That's Ralphie May and his Texas-sized bunghole.
baseball4life169 3 years ago
1.82 in deep east texas...push all the red buttons huhuhuhuuu
markantuan100 3 years ago
today is november 17, 2008 and gas in Los Angeles is average $2.30 in most places thank god...it used to be an average of like pretty much $4.00 or more..no joke
thebub716 3 years ago
i love our 1.69 a gallon lol
milenkojeckel 3 years ago
its 1.99 in Annapolis Maryland
yaboy731 3 years ago
omg 2.22
id die for that
Sakio 3 years ago 6
good we should 'suge knight that whole region 'lol
KISHISHEV 3 years ago
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Hell a little walking wouldn't hurt this McDonalds poster child
rrr223 3 years ago
he had a car accident resulting in 42 broken bones... that doesnt happen to everybody
arnabc2003 3 years ago 2
when was ralphy may in a car accident? long time ago or just happend?
march9312 3 years ago 2
it happened a long time ago. when he was 16
DaRkAntipathy 3 years ago 2
what i wouldn't do for "2.22 a gallon" right now
bkcotton98 3 years ago 7
hells yeah.
fretlessbass26 3 years ago
Its at nearly under 2 bucks in Houston. Amazing how two months seem so different.
noobreloaded 3 years ago 2
I think May is funny, but boy does this rant make him and everybody there look stupid now.
"$4.00 a gallon? I hadn't heard that." -President George W. Bush (FEBRUARY 28th 2008)
(video of quote during press conference is on You tube - just search the quote)
EarlyGraycex 3 years ago
He tells it like it is.
Right on Ralphie.
numafreak13 3 years ago
i'd pay double what you guys pay lol.. seriosuly, in the uk we pay over $10.00 on the exchange for a gallon
cornmorphs 3 years ago
wow..really? that sucks lol.
blahonyou123 3 years ago
yeah, its over £5.00 now, so thats deffo over $10
cornmorphs 3 years ago
I just wouldn't drive. that's horrible!!
blahonyou123 3 years ago
is that 5 pounds per gallon of liters?
robman47 3 years ago
thats per gallon.. a litre is £1.30, so about $2.50
cornmorphs 3 years ago
yea how old is it its like 4 sumthin here
coreycox22272 3 years ago
$1.50 a litre in BC right now. Not enough to get me away from my 440ci
tilburys 3 years ago
right now $2.22 sounds like a gr8 deal
bbllqt219 3 years ago 2
he looks like he lost some wait sense then.
but ralphie is hillariouse
xXBonBonXx12 3 years ago
thats how old this vid is ... it's double that amt now. so much for the war being for oil!
amy1827 3 years ago
$2.22 A GALLON?! $3.90 IN DALLAS!!! what would he do in canada..$7 a gallon!
iHaveATacoProduction 3 years ago
$4.30 in New York
DIEHARD4450 3 years ago
well thats because everyone in new york is rich.
OldNightwishRules 3 years ago
"well thats because everyone in new york is rich"
was this a joke!?
fiveduck 3 years ago
Do you want it to be a joke?
OldNightwishRules 3 years ago
you obviously have never been there... geez you're ignorant
dbc13 3 years ago
in venezuela its 14 cents a gallon
Patriot1281 3 years ago
well no body like you mexican wanabe's anyway
zezimawanabefriends 3 years ago
ha he said 2 dollars and 22 cents lol.
bassxplayer117 3 years ago
i knoww!
damn i dont even remember when it was that cheap
aldarny 3 years ago
dude, buy the time im 16 gas will be at leaast 8 dollars a gallon
screw it, im gettin' a ten speed.
everlastrules1234 3 years ago
what they need to do is get the pissed off people working on minumum wage that cant buy gas anymore out looking for osama, you wanna talk about a sped-up search party
alcathey09 3 years ago 2
b he is da best
bengarrettandmariano 3 years ago
I can see the gasprizedebate . . .
At the moment:
Gas In Norway; 1 Gallon = 10 US$
So, I cant really understand why americans complaine about their HIGH gasprizes ;P
Hehe... A well...
BTW - Ralphie IS AWSOME :D
thomandy 3 years ago
Isn't public transportation much better in Europe though? I may be wrong, and I only visited briefly once... so how are the buses and things? or for that matter, WHY the hell is the price for you so high? I know in Britain it's a lot too...
I'm rambling... Ignore this if you want.. sorry.
jovialgamer 3 years ago
Public transportation is okay I guess. A bustickt cost about 2$ pr km. Its expencive as well... The reason gasprizes are so high is the 80% tax that our gouvermnt wants. Its sick... To fill up my car I got to pay 120$.
thomandy 3 years ago
2.22 a gallon, he's $1.40 behind
hingdingus54 3 years ago
This was also posted 2 years ago. He wasen't behind then.
shooter72694 3 years ago
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People are fucking dying and he is making jokes like this! I'd love to send his fat ignorant American ass to downtown Baghdad! Fat pussy!
nathanielmak 3 years ago
.....its a joke man...settle down
robotfamilygchicken 3 years ago 3
.....its a joke man...settle down
alexat602 3 years ago
$2.22! Shit he must REALLY be trippin' now!
PrincssMegs7 3 years ago
ok, it's called Just Correct. Sorry, my bad. I am a tool sometimes, lol.
ruhnaynay98 3 years ago
Ralphie May! Yes. He is the man.
Ya'll should get his CD, Come Correct. Funny stuff!
ruhnaynay98 3 years ago
where dis man from he sound blak
iluvdannywatt 3 years ago
all I know is that he's from the south
DaizyDukes64 3 years ago
oh rite ok
iluvdannywatt 3 years ago
hes part black so he has an excuse lol
mafia326 3 years ago
born in tennesee, raise in texas... lol! he sounds from the south not black..
OSCARPP777 3 years ago
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omg a redneck who talks wigger/black...and obese...what a bad combo..lol
girl8106 3 years ago
This is the second comment i see of you saying
the same bullshit about him!
If your just gonna talk shit dont see his vids and stop posting retarded comment!
Have some fucken respect!!!
MrsLadyBrezzy 3 years ago 3
its funny cause ur prolly a fat bitch...man fat man power...ralphie funny as hell
DubTownsJkSlim 3 years ago
£1.07 a litre, fukin rip off
kenboii09 3 years ago
IRONIC...
war for oil & cheap gas. $2.22??? shit were hitting near $4 right about now.
jehuflores 3 years ago
You know what i hate about Youtube,
The fact that people serch for tehse videos and make a bif isue out of it
Ralphie may is a Comedian..
His Job is to make people laugh
And this is a basic way of making people laugh
Getting something people can relate to
and exploit a part, that no has though about
Hes a Comdey genius because it is deiffcult belive it or not
hh23hh 3 years ago 4
Stinking YouTube.
That last comment was supposed to be a reply not a new post. Dang it.
netlurker55 3 years ago
thats not a million veiws silly
xXOverdueXx 3 years ago
hahaha its true tho
so like yu really kant be mad at him 4 just speakin the damn truth
1daddy1xo 4 years ago
dont get me wrong i love ralphie may
but this is the only joke i hate. i cant believe ppl are laughing while he makes jokes about war.
it because of war in the first place that prices are rising up with more taxes. we are in trillions of debt. yes trillions with a T. its ridiculous
savedxsoul 4 years ago
It is a joke get it.... a joke just laugh an get over it ...its funny...
GTLTC66 4 years ago
i totally agree. and i think ralphie may is funny most of the time as well.
RenaissanceRoss 4 years ago
its funny. relax, life is actually fun if you let it.
kansas387 3 years ago
dude ur completely right, you cant just steal a contrys wealth and laugh about it, i wonder how some americans would feel if china came in and raped your natural rescources then went back and laughed about it
liamfallon07 3 years ago
Well... but see... thats where you are wrong.
We have paid dearly for the oil we have removed from the ground FOR them. Thats right. WE have showed them how to get the oil out of the ground. WE built the oil rigs. WE built the pumping stations. WE built the pipe lines.
THEY had no use for the oil.
Could've cared less for the crap.
Yet the shieks live like kings sitting on a pile of money while their people live in poverty. You want someone to blame...you better look at the top.
netlurker55 3 years ago
u actualy believe that you ar doing these ppl a favour by robing them!? sure u built te pipe lines and the pumps but you didnt give it to them , oh no, you shiped it right out, un metered! i am nont saying i agree with theircorupt resemes just that was not the way to go about it, go to the un, talk it out like every other countey does were as ur governmet just goes in all guns a-blazing and causes thousans of deaths, yo may be paying less to run your car but can you realy put a price on a life
liamfallon07 3 years ago