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  • heres a good idea when you go to war for oil, GET SOME OIL

  • I count 6 or 8 pixels or so..

  • $2.22 for a gallon of gas sounds pretty good right about now.

  • @SDAddario88 Yes, that would be awesome. I'm thinking Ralphie doesn't know the truth about the war and what it causes. Cheaper gas? Was he out of his freaking mind? Didn't he see that the US republican presence caused many oils wells to be set on fire? Gas is so high now, I'm thinking that we will all be riding bikes to and from work. There's a rumor that it will hit 7 dollars a gallon. Oh, this will affect him to. It doesn't matter how rich you are when gas is at the prices they are now.

  • wtf did you upload this with an Ipod?

  • push all the red buttons

  • American doesn't pay shit for gas so stop your whining

  • This is a typical American I suppose, obese, greedy, and individualistic. Forget than hundreds of thousands of people died.

  • @fuckyiuyiu y dont you suck my american dick home boy?!

  • @fuckyiuyiu

    its about time we start taking care of ourselves we're sick and tired of fighting everyone else's battles. like kuwait there wouldn't be a kuwait if the U.S. didn't liberate them so the least u think they could do is cut us a deal on gas instead we get screwed over

  • he sounds just like rosie o donnel

  • really your all ganna dog on fat people, we need em so all the black guys will leave the skinny white chicks alone and go back to the fattys.

  • i want cheap gas!

  • he are standing =)

    Did he tryed some (suger) diet?

  • @Garone1998 no he tried the yo momma diet

  • @imafuckinhater Was the matter you fat too? And I'll bet you're not American.

  • @NostaligicBlackFrost naw bud I have as many abs as you fat ass Americans got rolls.

  • @imafuckinhater Well I'm not American, try again.

  • "put some optimus prime in my gas" hahaha i love Ralphie may funniest commedian eva

  • when i first heard him on the radio i thaught that he was black

  • B3NKiller. your so stupid. no ralphie is not a lesbian cause he is a guy. the first name is ralphie.retard

  • Is she a lesbian?

  • The white gabreil iglasies

  • Sooo.... It's not okay to make a joke about anyone (or the joke isn't funny) unless it's about a fat white guy? IMHO those who get offended by jokes about any race other than their own are bigger racists than a vocal one. At least with the vocal one you truely know where he stands.

  • Amen to that Ralphie. "Light 'em up!!!" LOL!

  • If you have the time to talk that much shit about sumone maybe u should get the fuck off youtube u dumb bitch u dont kno comedy

  • YO wabdinur! Arguing on tha internet is like the special olympics, if you win you still retarded.

    All im tryna say is STFU BITCH!

  • Well, it seems that you joined this "special Olympics" as how you refer it. Are you also going for gold like me my "special" friend?

  • I know its fake man I just tend to get into it a little too much and were kool

  • He's Half black wabdinur he has what is called "Southern Flavor" So SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

  • He's a comic you stupid prick! It's not meant as a political commentary or anything. WTF? The joke obviously wasn't meant for you so STFU and move on. It's that easy. VERY easy.

  • It's a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • A joke? No joke ever made me feel so confused :D But it seems that I'm coming out as an ass...so I'll shut up about it but people will keep voicing out their opinions and I would make a response which would further inflame Ralphie may fans. What I'm trying to say is, Ralphie May isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! !! but you're alright.

  • I laugh to jokes that stimulate my brain and these jokes are retarded...especially when it comes out of some morbidly obese guy who thinks he's black.

  • ... the war in Iraq creates instability and incrases the price of oil, but it also GREATLY discourages countries from trading with them... These countries still need oil, so they will trade more with other countries, like USA! The war in Iraq benifits the US, and boosts their oil economy

  • I can understand that oil-importing countries would resort to shopping for oil in other markets but I doubt that they would buy oil from America as America is the biggest importer of global oil. So, the increase of price also affects America and her gas-dependent citizens. The real countries that benefit from Iraq's war (indirectly) are other oil producing countries like Russia, Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Venezuela, Sudan, Nigeria, Angola, Canada, and so on.

  • Ummmmm you seem to forget countries like Russia, Germany, Australia, South America......they ALL import SOME amount of fuel. And as far as trying to be all bad ass on the internet, give up 'cuz you suck. Ralphie Mays fans are gonna be fans despite what you say (who the fuck are you anyway? I mean come on now.) and we don't need immature, childish dumbasses like you ruining everybody's fun. It is a JOKE. You do know what a joke is right? And if it confuses you then...WOW your an idiot "wabdinur".

  • This is coming from a Ralphie May fan. Why am I not surprised? Please don't lower your standards. You could do much better than this. I believe in you.

    Australia and Germany were not on my list of nations that export oil because Australia and Germany are more likely to consume oil than export oil and South America is not a country :D (I must admit, you're funnier than Ralphie May).

    PS-Russia is the second largest oil exporter in the world, it doesn't need to import oil.

  • wow u suck u need to go to ecenomics dude to get your oil imports strat

  • @azte245 and YOU need to take an English course so that you can learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar. Or at least learn how to make things legible.

  • @ashieme2009 jajajaja why would i learn to do that when i know 3 other languages pedejo jajajaja

  • @ashieme2009 this isnt english class last i checked....

  • @wabdinur

    I'm impressed! You certainly know a bit about what you're talking about (which is a welcome change of pace from other morons that post without thinking). You are absolutely correct when you say that oil-producing countries import oil (surprisingly enough, Saudi Arabia for instance) AND that America is the leader of global oil imports. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's "resorting to" however. It just makes sense ... let them sell us theirs and soon we'll have it all. Simple.

    ~Ken

  • @wabdinur

    While I do enjoy watching you argue with the 12 and 13 year olds that come back with such stunning arguments as "WTF?!", "STFU!" and the whole host of other witty zingers, why are you bashing Ralphie May? Of course, he is quite unsightly (being grotesquely obese) but honestly he makes me laugh AND points out a few things that Americans seem to have forgotten in our politically correct country: Words are just words. Jokes are just jokes. I enjoy that about him!

    ~Ken

  • @KenBerli

    You come out as a reasonable person. You're right, just because I don't find him (Ralphie May) funny doesn't mean I have to attack his physical features or his fans.

  • let it go, it's a joke

  • It's unfortunate you have to acknowledge the guy's weight when trying to insult him. It's apparent none of this Stanhope fellow's intelligence rubbed off on you.

  • lol wow i would love to pay $2.22 a gallon!!! its like $3.50 here in washington holy shit

  • fuck you homo, this guys the shit. and his size does nothing but add to his humor

  • We didnt get nothing from somalia except 1 good movie

  • and drugs

  • well not all the ones that moved from africa are into "gangsta rap" or do any of what you listed, I mean they are human beings just like veryone else, and there are a lot of equal faults in White and all communities, so we should not generalize against any group, there is good and bad in all. Using of the word nigger is a very racist and hateful act. I think we should learn to come together and get along and overlook our differences.

  • So you hate all blacks?

  • your not a nice man!

  • k fuck u little asian n ur tiny dick.

  • I love all people...regardless of colour, race or religion. They only people i despise are those who show hate or ignorance to another human being.

    "If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." ~Mary Engelbreit

    Then again i think those words are lost on a cretin such as you

  • fuck america stealing gass..all they do is steal from poor countrys..fuckin theivess n bullys..bnt they not gona be da powerfull cuntry soon, china and the east taking over.

  • oh welll...

    we may be poor soon,

    but well always have bigger dicks

  • nigga im black from the waist up.

    and horse from the waist down.

  • @TheseFalseStars16 Holy shit! You're a centaur?!

  • @TheseFalseStars16 too bad you fucked from the neck up

  • @TheseFalseStars16 yet another douche bag on youtube. grow up and get out of the house.

  • your right absolutely right, but I would rather be the bully on the block then the bullied

  • So because one comedian from "THE SOUTH" has this viewpoint the whole south automatically talks like this?

    way to be stereotypical

  • thats how alot of people from THE SOUTH talk.

    shouldn't even joke about him having a heart attack. I hope bad karma strikes you and your closest relative has a heart attack. ignorant bitch!

  • I dont talk like that

  • fuck this

  • its so strange how a huge white guy sounds just like a black lady...

  • i think it's part of his act

    in his interviews he sounds like regular fat white guy

  • you know the rule

    fat=funny

  • That's funny, cuz last I checked his audience at this show was thousands (if not millions by way of TV) of Americans! Who ever would have thought a comedian would write jokes based upon their audience at the time?

  • yep

  • shit..... NY is $2.20 for 93 and im the happiest motherfucker in the world.

  • Ha Ha Ha Illinois 89$ a gallon beat that mother fucker

  • Uh... Last I checked, Downtown is only $2.44

  • Ha ha!!! $1.92 in "The Burg"

  • omfg, thats a big fuckin jacket...

  • no its not a guy, look at them titties

  • they're called man boobs

    ralphie may is hilarious! he's my favorite comedian :)

  • or moobies

  • hes a really funny guy BUT it isn't so funny when your the country getting invaded cuz THIS fat ass whats a cheap ride to go stuff his fat face with burgers

  • $1.47 Across most of your mother's asshole

  • 1.14 in covina california 2.45 for diesel:[

    still better then 4.50 for gas and 5.00 for diesel

  • $1.59-$1.54/gal Alabama

  • kansas is $1.51 a gallon hopefully dropping to 1.40 in a bit

  • yeah well i'm from the UK... don't get me started. and lol. she's massive.

  • she?....

  • It's a guy.

  • 1.14/litre in holland

  • 1.76 Across most of maine

  • Grover, NC $1.43

  • $1.71 Jacksonville Beach

  • 1.82 in deep east texas...push all the red buttons huhuhuhuuu

  • today is november 17, 2008 and gas in Los Angeles is average $2.30 in most places thank god...it used to be an average of like pretty much $4.00 or more..no joke

  • i love our 1.69 a gallon lol

  • its 1.99 in Annapolis Maryland

  • omg 2.22

    id die for that

  • good we should 'suge knight that whole region 'lol

  • he had a car accident resulting in 42 broken bones... that doesnt happen to everybody

  • when was ralphy may in a car accident? long time ago or just happend?

  • it happened a long time ago. when he was 16

  • what i wouldn't do for "2.22 a gallon" right now

  • hells yeah.

  • Its at nearly under 2 bucks in Houston. Amazing how two months seem so different.

  • I think May is funny, but boy does this rant make him and everybody there look stupid now.

    "$4.00 a gallon? I hadn't heard that." -President George W. Bush (FEBRUARY 28th 2008)

    (video of quote during press conference is on You tube - just search the quote)

  • He tells it like it is.

    Right on Ralphie.

  • i'd pay double what you guys pay lol.. seriosuly, in the uk we pay over $10.00 on the exchange for a gallon

  • wow..really? that sucks lol.

  • yeah, its over £5.00 now, so thats deffo over $10

  • I just wouldn't drive. that's horrible!!

  • is that 5 pounds per gallon of liters?

  • thats per gallon.. a litre is £1.30, so about $2.50

  • yea how old is it its like 4 sumthin here

  • $1.50 a litre in BC right now. Not enough to get me away from my 440ci

  • right now $2.22 sounds like a gr8 deal

  • he looks like he lost some wait sense then.

    but ralphie is hillariouse

  • thats how old this vid is ... it's double that amt now. so much for the war being for oil!

  • $2.22 A GALLON?! $3.90 IN DALLAS!!! what would he do in canada..$7 a gallon!

  • $4.30 in New York

  • well thats because everyone in new york is rich.

  • "well thats because everyone in new york is rich"

    was this a joke!?

  • Do you want it to be a joke?

  • you obviously have never been there... geez you're ignorant

  • in venezuela its 14 cents a gallon

  • well no body like you mexican wanabe's anyway

  • ha he said 2 dollars and 22 cents lol.

  • i knoww!

    damn i dont even remember when it was that cheap

  • dude, buy the time im 16 gas will be at leaast 8 dollars a gallon

    screw it, im gettin' a ten speed.

  • what they need to do is get the pissed off people working on minumum wage that cant buy gas anymore out looking for osama, you wanna talk about a sped-up search party

  • b he is da best

  • I can see the gasprizedebate . . .

    At the moment:

    Gas In Norway; 1 Gallon = 10 US$

    So, I cant really understand why americans complaine about their HIGH gasprizes ;P

    Hehe... A well...

    BTW - Ralphie IS AWSOME :D

  • Isn't public transportation much better in Europe though? I may be wrong, and I only visited briefly once... so how are the buses and things? or for that matter, WHY the hell is the price for you so high? I know in Britain it's a lot too...

    I'm rambling... Ignore this if you want.. sorry.

  • Public transportation is okay I guess. A bustickt cost about 2$ pr km. Its expencive as well... The reason gasprizes are so high is the 80% tax that our gouvermnt wants. Its sick... To fill up my car I got to pay 120$.

  • 2.22 a gallon, he's $1.40 behind

  • This was also posted 2 years ago. He wasen't behind then.

  • .....its a joke man...settle down

  • .....its a joke man...settle down

  • $2.22! Shit he must REALLY be trippin' now!

  • ok, it's called Just Correct. Sorry, my bad. I am a tool sometimes, lol.

  • Ralphie May! Yes. He is the man.

    Ya'll should get his CD, Come Correct. Funny stuff!

  • where dis man from he sound blak

  • all I know is that he's from the south

  • oh rite ok

  • hes part black so he has an excuse lol

  • born in tennesee, raise in texas... lol! he sounds from the south not black..

  • This is the second comment i see of you saying

    the same bullshit about him!

    If your just gonna talk shit dont see his vids and stop posting retarded comment!

    Have some fucken respect!!!

  • its funny cause ur prolly a fat bitch...man fat man power...ralphie funny as hell

  • £1.07 a litre, fukin rip off

  • IRONIC...

    war for oil & cheap gas. $2.22??? shit were hitting near $4 right about now.

  • You know what i hate about Youtube,

    The fact that people serch for tehse videos and make a bif isue out of it

    Ralphie may is a Comedian..

    His Job is to make people laugh

    And this is a basic way of making people laugh

    Getting something people can relate to

    and exploit a part, that no has though about

    Hes a Comdey genius because it is deiffcult belive it or not

  • Stinking YouTube.

    That last comment was supposed to be a reply not a new post. Dang it.

  • thats not a million veiws silly

  • hahaha its true tho

    so like yu really kant be mad at him 4 just speakin the damn truth

  • dont get me wrong i love ralphie may

    but this is the only joke i hate. i cant believe ppl are laughing while he makes jokes about war.

    it because of war in the first place that prices are rising up with more taxes. we are in trillions of debt. yes trillions with a T. its ridiculous

  • It is a joke get it.... a joke just laugh an get over it ...its funny...

  • i totally agree. and i think ralphie may is funny most of the time as well.

  • its funny. relax, life is actually fun if you let it.

  • dude ur completely right, you cant just steal a contrys wealth and laugh about it, i wonder how some americans would feel if china came in and raped your natural rescources then went back and laughed about it

  • Well... but see... thats where you are wrong.

    We have paid dearly for the oil we have removed from the ground FOR them. Thats right. WE have showed them how to get the oil out of the ground. WE built the oil rigs. WE built the pumping stations. WE built the pipe lines.

    THEY had no use for the oil.

    Could've cared less for the crap.

    Yet the shieks live like kings sitting on a pile of money while their people live in poverty. You want someone to blame...you better look at the top.

  • u actualy believe that you ar doing these ppl a favour by robing them!? sure u built te pipe lines and the pumps but you didnt give it to them , oh no, you shiped it right out, un metered! i am nont saying i agree with theircorupt resemes just that was not the way to go about it, go to the un, talk it out like every other countey does were as ur governmet just goes in all guns a-blazing and causes thousans of deaths, yo may be paying less to run your car but can you realy put a price on a life