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  • Give me a coat hanger, a flash light, and a garbage disposal. One less burden screaming on the airplane.

  • Its a good thing this thing was destroyed before it can go to the surface and wreak havoc

  • OH GOD I NEED 2 GET MY ASS TO A CLINIC RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!! THOSE THINGS ARE DISGUSTING

  • if this was not done by a grown man with a mullet it may have been touching

  • This has to be the funniest thing i've seen this month. I almost pissed myself laughing when the sorry attempt at a babies voice started singing.

  • Obviously the child is not aware of their development.

    It is an attempt to be artistic, and it is not meant to be realistic.It is a work of fiction. Take it with a grain of salt.

  • Makes me cry. They got the perfect voice. Poor unborn baby.

  • Pathetic propaganda...that's why it's funny.

    Like those stupid Chick leaflets. Hilarious.

    I played this for my kids and they laughed.

  • @MrFungud Blue eyes? Blonde hair? NAZI PROPAGANDA!

  • How could u laugh at this....do any of u have souls!!! smh

  • Who else is hungry?

  • So this video says that a baby is already a baby as a single cell. So then a sperm is a baby, and an ovum is a baby. So every time ovulate, you kill a baby. Women kill a baby once per month no matter what. Makes perfect sense

  • get one while you can!

  • Sounds like fuckin' Elmo

  • @xmann96 I actually thought it sounded like Donald Duck.

  • I like to pretend the fetus is bettervidsthensmosh, or Chris-chan. That makes it much happier.

  • Holy shit, it's Grover!

  • It's Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force! :D

  • Oh god, I can't stop laughing.

  • This vid has become an inside joke with all my friends. We laugh our asses off every time we see/hear this.

  • what kind of society do we live in where we have to debate on wether it is ok for a mother to murder her own child

  • @banjosolid You do realize that it's not a child with a functional brain right. It doesn't have any feelings or thoughts about anything which means that you're "killing" a body without a mind before it has seen anything or even have the capacity to remember if it saw something. So now it's not fine for a mother to kill her own child but in this case it's not a child yet, It's a fetus.

  • @zaper002 by that logic it would be perfectly fine to kill a person with serious brain damage or in a vegative state

  • @banjosolid No because a person with serious brain damage actually has a working brain and has emotions and feelings just like you and me. Sure it might not be working as well ours but a person can remember what it has experienced etc. Getting an abortion isn't worse than eating an egg or using a condom while having sex. You are able to see the difference between a fetus and a mentally handicapped person right?

  • @zaper002 fine if you think its acceptable to murder an unborn child then good for you, im no longer going to reply

  • @banjosolid 'I'm no longer going to reply' translates to 'I've lost the debate, and I'm far too stuborn to admit it.'

  • @banjosolid

    Can someone lose a debate on their opinion? When someone no longer wants to argue with such a closed minded, self righteous being, it isn't 'losing'. And for one to look at it as a game of win or lose is shameful.

  • Anti-abortion is such a terrible argument. I've had an abortion at the age of 17 for the sake of it's future (and mine) and being unable to provide for it a fulfilling and nurturing life that I feel is necessary for my child. It's a very hard thing for one to go through, and the fact that one cannot empathize with that makes me think a lot less of someone.

  • How dare you pass judgement on the saddest day of my life. If I had my child, it would have been very ill, and I would have not be able to provide. And I sure as hell would not want to pass of my child in the hands of someone like you.

  • If I was raped, carrying the child of my rapist, and raised in your household, I would hands down feel no option but give up my own life. Your absent mindedness is simply nauseating. It's people like you who make me doubt humanity as a whole for a moment.

  • I love all human beings, but you are simply offensive and oblivious. People like you put such a damper on the human race transcending to a higher level of being. Your facts don't mean anything to me. They mean you haven't been on Earth enough lifetimes to have understanding or love of everyone.

  • You are new to Earth, and have found something very easy to believe in. You pretend to love, and have no idea what life is about. I pity you. I am not a murderer, I am a strong woman who had no option, just like any other woman who has an abortion. I am one of the most loving, kind, human beings ever and would want the best for my child. It's people like you who fill this world with so much hate and fear.

  • This video sucks and is hilarious. I pity you, and hope you learn to love all. I am not a murderer, I am a lover.

  • @poofacekillah Why was your comment in my inbox?

  • @superfawful65

    No idea! I never comment videos, I must have clicked something?

  • @poofacekillah It's weird. It seems like you were responding to banjosolid, yet all your comments appeared in my inbox. Weird.

  • fan-fucking-tastic. 

  • ... and finger prints started to be engraved a half a week before. On the ninth week the child can bend fingers around objects, suck it's thumb, and it's fingernails are starting to grow.Just to inform those unaware!

  • @xaa4life26 (facts from standtrue . com )

  • Just want to share some FACTS with you.

    You can have an abortin as early as nine weeks. At nine weeks, the heart has been beeting since day 24, the brain has had human proportions since day 30 and blood has been flowing through it's viens. Thier mouth, ears, and nose have been taking shape since day 35, the brain coordinates movement of muscels and organs and reflex responses have been going on since day 42. At nine weeks, brain waves have been recorded since day 43, (to be continued...)

  • @xaa4life26 Thing is, it can't think, feel and it's not god damn alive.

  • The fact that all these people came to this video that agree with abortion makes me wonder... what were you doing looking up something against it..? Just to 'cause trouble..? Hmm... you're cool. Pro-Life<3

  • theses babies are alive..

  • ironically

    that's the same day my cat died

  • a sperm cell has more of a right to be called living than a fetus

  • my favourite part is when the fleshbag shut up and dies

  • Idk. I cry every time I get near the end.

  • While they're at it, might as well record the diary of a sperm cell.

  • I lol'd the whole fucking way through. Great comedy video bro.

  • omg who ever gets an abortion is just a sick person how can you take a hman being out of the world like this .he so cute he singing and allat smh im never getting an abortion :(

  • How is babby formed?

  • @devolve42 how girl get praegnet?

  • I got a massive erection reading this.

  • Woah, what an annoying voice, good thing they aborted that thing.

  • HAHA this works as a satire as well

    WHY DID YOU KILLLLL MEEE haha

  • This is the definition of propaganda at its core.

  • This is truly a sad letter ... They should ban abortions no matter how bad the consequence is. God wants everybody to be happy and have a life especially the unwanted ones. What did they do to go through this. It is their mothers/dads fault and I think it's fair to face it.

  • Don't think literal. :|

  • This video doesn't really make sense, since fetuses are incapable of even thinking these things or having complex emotions. They're not even self-aware.

  • That was pathetic.

  • Weed out the Aryans.

  • ELL OH FUCKING ELL!

  • That mom killed her child for teh lulz.....just like Casey Anthony!!!!

  • "when do life begin?"

    I lol'd

    right up there with "how is babby formed"

  • The definiton of unintentional comedy.

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  • life is a gift :{

  • This video tries to give life to something without it. A fetus has no mind, it can't fucking think. And the definition of life clearly states that a fetus isn't alive. If it could live on its own, then yeah. But it can't. That's like calling an acorn an oak tree.

  • @KittyRokher This. /This./

    I really wish I could give your comment a hundred thumbs up D:

  • @KittyRokher for a large chunk of your life you couldn't live on your own, like the first few years of it. too bad your parents didn't kill you just because you were small and helpless. I guess in your view might makes right and small and/or weak and vulnerable means its ok to kill someone?

  • @AnnieNM06

    That's not what "living on its own" means. If you sat a baby down in the middle of a crib for an hour or two, it would still be alive. It is functioning on its own, nothing is taking care of its internal homeostasis. However, rip a fetus out of a woman, sit it in that same crib, and it will die within seconds.

  • @KittyRokher It does have a brain, and why does anyone think they don't? It's a proven fact! Doctors can also monitor the unborn baby's brain waves.

  • @crazyability

    I didn't say it didn't have a brain. I said it can't think. Yes, they have brain waves. You have brain waves constantly, because brain waves are just the electricity going through it. In a fetus, the electrical impulses are simply sending messages to nerves developing throughout its body. However, it cannot think. And yes, that has been scientifically proven. The only argument against abortion is the ethics of it. You cannot debate science.

  • @KittyRokher It is breathing, and has a heart beat. It is alive.

  • @crazyability

    It does no breathe, although it does have a heart beat. That doesn't make it alive though. What part do you not understand that the mother provides almost all of the life functions to it? An eight month old fetus, I would classify as alive. If it were born that early, it might be able to survive. A two month old fetus? Hell no. Without that cord pumping in delicious oxygen and nutrients, it'd be deader than all those chicken eggs you eat without remorse at the grocery store.

  • @KittyRokher Yes it can breathe, look it up. Um, I was born a lot earlier than that, and here I am. Babies have been born at an age where they legally could've been aborted, and survive. How do you explain that? And the chicken eggs, aren't fertilized. They are like chicken period.

  • @crazyability

    It breathes through the umbilical cord. And the chicken eggs weren't fertilized on purpose. Each one of those eggs had a chance to become a chicken. Or how about cavier? All of those eggs had a chance to become fish. And every acorn you have plucked from your lawn so carelessly could have one day become a mighty oak tree.

    I believe the youngest born baby was somewhere around six months, and I'm sure it did not live long. However, just breathing doesn't fit the bill for life.

  • @KittyRokher PLEASE! there have been babies born at 5, and sometimes even 4 months that have survived, and even the ones born earlier came out alive for a little while. my brother was born at about 6 months, and he has no issues of any sort. He is perfectly fine. And no, sperm and eggs are future children. An unborn baby is alive! And they don't only breath. they hear, they move around, suck their thumbs, dream, and they even make faces. If they aren't human than neither is a one day old baby.

  • @crazyability except a fetus and a 1 day old baby are two completely different things

  • @Jayday12345678910 In what way?

  • @crazyability except a fetus and a 1 day old baby are two completely different things

  • @crazyability

    I'm calling bullshit to the first part, but I don't really care.

    I'm not saying abortion is right. I'm saying that a fetus is not alive. There are many biologists that would agree with me. Know what else would agree with me? The laws that constitute if something is alive or not.

    Obviously you're not going to listen to science, so you can get on with your life. I'm done with you.

  • @KittyRokher alright but i am never going to stop showing people the truth about abortion and you can deny it as long as you want, but the babies you help kill, are alive.

  • @crazyability

    There's no "truth" to abortion. Here's what abortion is: you rip a fetus out of a woman. I don't give a fuck what you believe. And I don't help abort them.

    I'm not saying abortion is right. I'm just saying that a fetus isn't alive. Go ahead and talk about how it's horrible all you want, I don't really give a shit.

  • @KittyRokher If you didn't care you wouldn't watch pro life videos, or comment on them. Unborn babies are just like newborns so i guess you think they aren't alive either.

  • @crazyability

    I watched this video because it was embedded in a webpage I was browsing, so I figured it was somehow related to the topic of the article. I don't go out and purposely find pro-life videos. Also, fetuses and newborns aren't the same. And I already stated that a newborn is alive, because they can survive on its own. And a fetus that could survive if on its own (perhaps 6.5-8 months into the pregnancy) is alive.

  • @KittyRokher Alright so since my brother was born at 6 months, i suppose he isn't alive? He is perfectly fine, and there have been other babies born at 5 months, and sometimes even earlier, and they survived.

  • @KittyRokher Would you like it if someone killed you without asking you first? Just cold blooded murder?

  • @LadyInDrag

    Jesus Christ, this isn't the fucking same. If I was a clump of cells and someone killed me, I wouldn't even know what the fuck was happening because I wouldn't have developed the characteristics of human physiology yet.

  • @KittyRokher Why do you think that and still watch this video? Are you just a troll? Your view on abortion just doesn't matter.

  • @LadyInDrag holy fucking shit you are stupid. a fetus is NOT a baby, and it is NOT alive, if the fetus can survive without the umbilical cord, therefore it's not murder. especially cold blooded murder. god you pro life dickheads piss me off.

  • @Gehringar That makes no sense a fetus is alive, unless a baby is born stillborn, then yeah the baby would have to be dead before it was born, but most fetuses are alive because most babies are born alive. Life doesn't just start then end then a baby is magically born alive. That makes no sense.

  • @LadyInDrag A fetus is not a baby. Within the first trimester, the fetus is simply a collection of cells that cannot exist without the mother. A baby is a living human that can survive without an umbilical cord feeding it. A fetus cannot think, breathe, or survive without being inside the mother. It may be human, but it is not a baby.

  • @Gehringar So, your saying a fetus is basically nothing until it's born?

  • @LadyInDrag You know what? I'm done talking to you, you anti-abortionist retard. if you are so stupid that you cant even fucking understand what i said in my previous comment, then you belong in the group of some of the stupidest people out there.

  • @Gehringar Well characteristics of a human are thinking, breathing, and living. So, what your saying is a fetus is not a human and it is a human? You know babies are humans, too. So by your previous comment, you are contradicting yourself.

  • @LadyInDrag A fetus cant fucking think, it has no mind. Fetuses are not babies, and no amount of bullshit excuses can prove that wrong. also, you dickweeds think that having an abortion is like killing a baby right when it's born, when it is nothing like that. for the last time, a BABY is a living human that can survive without the umbilical cord feeding it. It can NOT live without the umbilical cord, if it can live without it is a baby at that time, which then aborting it would be murder.

  • @Gehringar How can you abort a baby that is already born? That makes no sense. That would be just killing. If babies can think then fetuses can think, because babies were once fetuses. If a baby is born alive then a fetus is obviously alive. Stillborns are babies that are born dead. And there are abortion procedures that induce labor, so yes, abortion is murder. And if you think a fetus is not alive, then you don't know much and need to go to a sex education class. Or child development class.

  • @LadyInDrag Abortion is not murder. End. Of. Fucking. Story.

  • @Gehringar Yeah, sure, there are abortionists out there who believe what they are doing is killing babies and don't care. Not even an abortionist believes what you believe.

  • @LadyInDrag Also, your saying all abortionists dont agree with me? Dont like abortion? dont get one. dont bitch at me at how evil or cold blooded it is, because i know that you are wrong and if you believe i am wrong then just ignore me, or pack your bags, and GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE grahhhahahhahahha

  • @KittyRokher If you cant have a baby than dont have sex ha

  • @KittyRokher At the moment of conception that child is alive, and actually according to the 7 characteristics of life the baby is alive. Because it can't think (Though actually the child can think) doesn't mean it's not alive. Trees don't think but they are alive. A baby outside the womb can't live on it's own, does that mean he/she isn't alive?? You couldn't live on your own when you were that age does that mean you weren't alive??

  • @jonasfanattic3

    No, the definitions of life state it must be self sufficient. Fucking christ, read a book.

  • @KittyRokher Actually it doesn't. The characteristics of life are as follows: 1. Living Things are Composed of Cells 2. Living Things Have Different levels of cellular organization 3. Living Things Use Energy 4. Living Things Respond To Their Environment 5. Living Things Grow 6. Living Things Reproduce 7. Living Things Adapt To Their Environment The child or fetus posses all these characteristic, meaning they are living.
  • @KittyRokher also I would like to ask if you would respect me and not cuss at me. I'm respecting you, I haven't said anything against you or rude to you. So Please.

  • @KittyRokher Scientifically speaking, a fetus is alive. Obviously, it has no brain. That doesn't mean it isn't alive. If it made of cells then it is considered alive.

  • The voice that sounds like it comes from the love child of Elmo and Yoda takes away from the seriousness of the subject of this video.

  • Abortions for some... miniature american flags for others!

  • I can not even begin to describe how wrong this video is. When a woman unexpectedly gets pregnant there are 3 options for her, and not one of those options is easy.

  • LOL

  • i'm so glad mother killed you

  • So...this is a pro-abortion video right? Cuz that's what it makes me want to do. To every unborn baby. To make the nightmares stop.

  • Lol, the baby died :D

  • Kill it with fire.

  • Life does not begin at conception....its just cells

  • at first it was cute and a lil funny. but then it got super sad! WTF?!

  • @canadianbaconbro Abortion is sad. To be killed under orders of someone who should do their best to protect you. How can people live with themselves after contracting an assassin to kill their own child?

  • if my unborn baby sounded like that, id gladly abort it

  • I was just waiting for the death scene....as Patsy says: ABORT ABORT ABORT

    

  • Oh dear god, she aborted a muppet.

  • Who would abort a blue-eyed, blond haired baby boy? Do you know how much they're worth?!?!?!

  • HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FLOWER IS IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT??? (i'm sorry, it's hard to take this video seriously with that creepy elmo voice.)

  • jst a bit creepy?

  • Isn't it funny that everyone for abortion has already been born?

  • @Sorvea Yah but...uh...huh....*sits back down*

  • ok few things wrong with this ,firstly a feotus is not a baby it cnt think or speak its ridiculas some 16 year old kid has made this

  • I lol'd

  • Watsed 4:33 of my life.. i'm going to kill a little baby brb.

  • Why do people have to he inappropriate about this? The point is is that abortions are bad and a baby is a living person who doesn't know anything better than to love it's mommy and some people decide to fuck around and kill it..

  • @Hayleedx WRONG! a fetus doesn't think anything it has no fucking mind or nervous system it can't feel or think anything its like a fucking bottle

  • @hpfan75

    Oh! Would you like having your limbs sucked off? Would you think it funny to be killed in such a painful way? Please reconsider

  • oh and a fetus cant feel pain til after 3 months when the nervous system has formed thats why abortions are performed before they can feel pain get over it christfags

  • this is the most retarded i have ever seen my ribs hurt from laughing so much when he said "today my mother killed me" and yes babies know what a mother, thanksgiving, dates, and death *facepalm* who ever made THIS should have been aborted and besides if my baby sounded like that and knew dates and shit i would have aborted it too

    Pro choice

  • well , thanks to god my mom didnt kill me ! and they love me so much ...

  • LOLOLOLOL I wanna hear this fetus sing trololo instead of that bullshit song

    I'm from Internet, fuck you haters.

  • Man it takes this video a long time to get to the punch line. But I did 'LOL' so I guess it was worth it in the end.

  • December 28th. It sounds like Mommy is vacuuming...no wait! Aarrgghh!

  • This video is an abortion

  • THIS IS A SERIOUS SUBJECT, AND OUGHT TO BE TREATED AS SUCH. RESPECT LIFE!

  • @prisonerofhope8 Oh lighten up Precious. LOL

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis your name is the best youtube account I've ever seen haaahahaha

  • @cirstyaace  GO FUCK YOURSELF

  • @yankovic1234 well that's not very neighbourly..

  • lolz

  • this is so sad:(

  • Are we supposed to take this seriously?

  • LOOOOOOL

  • I lol'd

  • Abortion is the only choice

  • "tam" You should get some cat food or something.maybe your cat was hungry??

  • this is fucked up... fuck all those fucked up crazy people that do this horrific stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • His mom probably killed the baby because it sounded like a lesser demon doing a terrible meatwad impression: good riddance. If I were running this country: I'd pay people to get abortions.

  • FLAGGED FOR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

  • FUCK!! ITS A BABY!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • Lol. I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY XD

  • oh my..:'(

  • so sad!!

  • continued- if you care so much how many unwanted babies have you adopted? i sure am lucky and so are you, aren't you glad that women have the CHOICE to have or to not have babies?

  • @discotech1 yeah, women do have that choice. If you don't want babies then don't open your legs and get pregnant. If it was rape, then give the baby up for adoption. The baby didn't ask to be created and then be purposely aborted did it?

  • @babyblueg4o9 oh ok so dont have sex ever (why "open your legs"? guys have a part in making a baby too you know) because you might get pregnant...it doesn't work that way...you can be as careful as possible and still get pregnant. oh please adoption isn't a sunshiney easy process in which every child goes to a lovely family...they can get tossed around in foster care for years. especially nonwhite or disabled kids. god damn. the fetus didnt ask because it can't talk and doesn't have feelings

  • @babyblueg4o9 ... so the woman should suffer even more after being raped by being forced to have a child? OMG..... are you serious?

  • @tam3580 So trading nine months of comfort for a child's life (which could potentially lead to a long lifetime of many years) sounds like a better idea to you? "OMG...are you serious?" back at you.

  • @babyblueg4o9 ... totally serious here! my idea is much better!

  • @tam3580 never heard of adoption? Yeah, it is a similar word to abortion, but has a totally different meaning and doesn't involve any deaths. Look it up.

  • @Griesmayer what if the pregnant woman was predicted to die during labor?... i'm pretty sure that would be classified as a death....

  • @tam3580 oh please, now you're running out of arguments, aren't you? There's something called a c-section (caesarian) that is precisely there to prevent any natural birth complications and save the mother's life. Your argument is invalid in the 21st century.

  • @Griesmayer oh please yourself! 1st off, you need spelling lessons. it is spelled "cesarean." if you feel the need to elaborate "c-section," you xhould at least spell it right! and it seems to me that you should take a medical class or two before you try to throw medical answers... a c-section is not "precisely there to prevent any natural birth complications and save the mother's life. there are MANY reasons to have a c-section. and your adoption theory is a joke. just sayin. think hard

  • @Griesmayer oh please yourself! 1st off, you need spelling lessons. it is spelled "cesarean." if you feel the need to elaborate "c-section," you should at least spell it right! and it seems to me that you should take a medical class or two before you try to throw medical answers... a c-section is not "precisely there to prevent any natural birth complications and save the mother's life. there are MANY reasons to have a c-section. and your adoption theory is a joke. just sayin. think hard

  • @tam3580 ahaha "think hard", thats funny coming from a person like you. English is not your native language now, is it? That's ok. Because otherwise you would know it is Caesarian, and not "Cesarian" - the word has been directly imported from Latin without some monkey fumbling around with its spelling. Now, on to the second point: I never said the c-section's ONLY purpose is to save the mother's life - obviously it is also a choice mothers make, among other things. Ran out of arguments, did we?