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  • For 28 idiots: the thumbs down button is NOT the download button!

  • Yup Jobs was such an innovater when he fucked over Wozniak. Never mind the 'revolutionary" new products that simply copy what other things have been doing for yrs. Cant think of the last time I heard sum1 had to jailbreak a Samsung Galaxy or a Droid to do sumthin every phone but an apple can do. Apple is at best an average product with above average marketing. As for PC V Apple. Ever wonder why the multibillion a yr gaming market ignored apple till a few yrs ago?

  • p.c will always pale in comparison to apple i don't care what you say Apple is simply BETTER and steve jobs is an innovative genius 

  • i love the pc, and i love the mac, but this is hilarious!

  • Well this is true now.

  • @hoboteacher Yup. He stepped down. :(

  • oh no the time stream!

  • For a Mac commercial it's in a real PC low-def.

  • @necromncr because it was only played once at an apple announcement, not on tv. this is somebody in the audience recording it, thats why you hear laughing

  • You think these people are really gonna believe that you're Steve Jobs?

    Hmm… You're right, you're right.—Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.

  • W STIVE JOBS XD

  • steve has 5 shirts

  • 22 people who wathced this used windows

  • @MrVideoGameMAN2012 I'm one of them and I take it as a compliment.

  • This is John Hodgman. He is a mac user since 1984. 

  • wow microsoft haters... actually pc is better than mac, efficient, not costly, not much to spend while in mac evrything must be paid... i got iphone yes its good but i still prefer pc fr general computer use

  • So wait?Apple bought my Microsoft a Zune for this video?Wow...!

  • @IVgrandtheftauto Yeah! Apple actually bought about one percent of every Zune sold! True story!

  • @henriok Wow!And did Microsoft buy 2 % of every iPod sold?

  • Phil Schiller, lol!

  • 0:52 0:55 ..."and all that Wow"...XD LMFAO...

  • EPIC!

  • that's john hodgman.

  • This makes me miss the Get a Mac ads.

  • @MacPowerBook I'm sure the get a mac ads will reappear some time in the future. I think apple just needs to mainly market the iPad and iPhone because that market is very competitive right now and apple is comfortable with where the mac is at right now. I hope I am right, anyways.

  • yes another reason Windows gets more Virus's than macs is because 97% of the world uses PC's while 3% uses Macs so its easier for people to make Virus's for PC

  • @jalarm27 Exactly.

  • @iPissEveryoneOff Dude. You have the best username ever created. I salute you.

  • ahahahahahahaha wonderful!

  • why does a millionaire dress the way he does ...

  • PC =  VIRUS

    MAC = :)

  • @mapel24 fail, mac is an over priced piece of sit.

  • @mapel24 see this is rubbish, I have both a macbook pro (2010 version) and a pc which kills it hardware wise. I use them both and neither have got virus' explain that- oh wait. that's right i'm not a retard like most people who choose a PC and can't use it then say mac is better because they are ill educated on computers. btw heads up it's windows pc' not pc. A mac is a pc.

  • @graymic Well people wont get Virus's with Windows 7 because Windows 7 is a lot safer and its a huge competitor to leopard but back when it was only Vista yeah people had a lot of Virus's

  • @JohnThomas777 well that's part and part really, I didn't like vista one bit; however it wasn't nearly as bad respective to the amount of flak it got.

    Using a good antivirus, firewall and maintaining a healthy running system will reduce a lot of odds of getting virus', I have used vista and with it's flaws it definitely did have again I can't say I got a virus on it. I might be in the lucky "few" who manage their systems well, but hey that's just my opinion.

  • @JohnThomas777 Furthermore, I can say that it is possible to get virus' on mac as far and few between as it ever occurs, if it runs a kernel it can get a virus tbh, anything with programming can have malicious code executed on it. it's more an attempt at reducing the likely hood of it happening and I must say by default Leopard does a good job at that, it's just with Windows systems you don't get a lot of that protection as part of the package.

  • @mapel24 hmm no i have no virus not everyone looks at porn all day like you

  • @bestgamer2112

    so what if i look at porn

    i dont get viruses from it

  • funny that steve jobs makes fun of windows so much who wrote the 1st os 4 the very 1st mac computer? oh yeah bill gates and how did steve jobs thank him? he whent behind his back and called him a 3rd rate programmer. Yeah id buy a computer from that company any day!

  • @McbreakRsfanboy Wow... you need to get your facts straight, Bill Gates did NOT write the first OS for apple, the only thing that Gates did was write the floating point system on the Apple II. Steve Wozniac wrote most of the software for Apple.

    Also the reason Macs are less susceptible to viruses is because it is UNIX based, meaning it's very hard for files to transfer to other files, aka a virus, it would have to be a hardware virus, such as a Rootkit to be effective

  • @LoganMeistro Actually, it's because less people have Macs then Windows computers. Crackers target the masses, so targeting MAc users would be a waste of time.

  • @iPissEveryoneOff yes I never disagreed with that, but I work for mac tech support, believe me, they are very susceptable to worms... infact there are basically no anti-viruses for Macs, therefore they are very easy to plant a "WORM" however a "VIRUS" would be useless. A virus is a program that duplicates itself or plants other harmfull programs inside other files, so it wouldn't work due to it's UNIX base, however, a worm sits there in a single file, causing damage to that file.

  • @iPissEveryoneOff this doesn't fly as a business proposition, I'm afraid. First, any business would like to maximise it's return, no matter how small the percentage increase. The overheads for creating malware are fairly small, and certainly would be no more expensive for Mac or UNIX. Add to that the fact that most Macs are unprotected by corporate IT systems, make up far more personal traffic (around 24% of Google traffic), have less tech savvy, wealthier users and have the same architecture...

  • @iPissEveryoneOff ...the real advantage would be nearer a 30% better return for a nefarious business. I ran the projections on our business developer forum and it would make by far the most attractive proposition we have ever seen.

    As for nihilistic 'crackers', well I don't know the figures, but from personal experience, there are far more Apple-haters than fan boys around. If they coulda they woulda by now.

    The fact is that OS X and Linux are far more secure and have proven so for decades.

  • @Shuffer73 Hello, welcome to the internet!

  • @Shuffer73 I don't think thats accurate for the crackers statement. I would be suprised personally, if someone who was indepth enough to write malicious code would even form on the side of a hater. I am not even on that level yet, though from the stand point i am at i can appreciate the benefits and negatives of all 3 OS. I doubt someone would solely learn to code to eventually write a ground breaking virus for OS X. If there that far capable id doubt it would be a concern as far as hating.

  • @DarkPrynce I agree, but if you read my comments again (long-winded as they are) you will see that I drew a distinction between nihlistic 'haters' and those in the employ of organised cyber-crime. What drives the majority of modern malware is money and influence.

    You can't, however, rule out the old-fashioned anarchistic threat of the bedroom hacker. How famous would you be if you were the first person to write an OSX virus?

  • @Shuffer73 Money is a big part of it i am sure. Now with money being a big part of it, would you rather pay someone to create a virus that spreads to 1 million computers or 10 million computers? You'd opt for the biggest return not to mention the one easiest to code a virus for. I am not doubting macs security with unix roots, just that it's easier to sit back and say *id be the first to hack mac* then it is for a virus maker to sit back and say ill waste 50x more time making it for mac.

  • @DarkPrynce if I already had the Windows market sewn up (and if the UNIX platforms were as simple to co-opt) then I would maximise my profits by going after the OS X machines, even if the return was only 10 percent (which I argued was a low figure, all things considered). If you're asking whether I'd go after ten percent of a multi-billion dollar industry, then the answer is a resounding 'Yes'.

  • @Shuffer73 That's what my argument was though. The market is not sewn up and there is still plenty to be made but beginning crime groups trying to get a foot hold in malicious activities. The unix platform is not a simple transition, nor would it be wise to ditch an already lucrative market with a huge user base to capture 10 percent of a market worth less if you could very well capture 10 percent of a higher base market. There is no viable option to switch currently.

  • @DarkPrynce The fact is that even those lab-based 'viruses' for OSX that were trumpeted a few years ago came to nothing; these routines simply can't execute and profligate on UNIX in the same way as they can on Windows. Yet.

    More than 9/10 OSX users are running the latest version of the OS too, which is another defining characteristic, along with the relatively small pool of hardware to batten-down. Believe me, I think most OSes are miraculous these days, but OSX is simply more secure now.

  • @Shuffer73 My point is, it does not matter one bit how secure something is. It can be cracked or hacked and it will. Problem is that even though one would think a hacker might take that thought *id be the first ever to spread a virus* most probably don't. Opt for the much easier to create windows flavor of it and sit back and get info they where looking for. When mac starts to be sent out on netbooks in bum fuck Egypt or third world country's it will then have become main stream enough.

  • @DarkPrynce I agree that any system can be hacked, but for the numbers to add up for the malware criminals, they have to be sure that the back-end will pay off after bandwidth and server fees have been burned up. In a normal business, you could get fired for ballsing this up; in the world of the spammer (especially in Russia and China), the penalty for failure is prison or even worse. All things considered (and the low market-share is one of them, for sure) I'd bet that OSX remains virus-free.

  • The funniest thing about "PC" is that he's been a Mac guy his entire life. :)

  • lol i wonder what the real bill gates thinks about all of this.

  • When he says "Brown" it cracks me up.

  • Why would u want apple to shutdown?

  • lol he acts very good. the movements are exactly the same as these of steve jobs XD

  • He may not be Steve Jobs but Steve Jobs signs his cheques

  • ive had a mac for 6 days and its unbelievable. Im not a window smasher either, it has served me well over the years, but the mac os is just crazy, so fast, slick, smooth, clever and beautiful compared to windows

  • I've had a mac for 12 years. I've used macs for 18 years. I use the Internet heavily. And have never gotten a virus. I don't bother to have virus protection any more. I love life. I love my mac. They have only gotten better over the years.

  • @lsutt funny seeing as how now more then ever thers more a chance to get a virus on your mac now that they r finally main streamed and the fact that they are easier to hack into then a pc is

  • where are you pulling this from? Windows patches dozens of holes on a daily basis. it took a researcher months to find a couple on the mac. The fact that there hasn't been a single virus (besides the one that runs on PIRATED iwork software) for mac is amazing. The Wall Street Journal even commented on the security of mac. WHICH CORE IS UNIX which is a more solid base than windows. Redesigned from 2000 while windows has the same foundation since 95

  • @davidmess Actually Windows XP and later is based on Windows NT, so it is even older, from '93, though much has been rewritten, some functions such as Win16 (only available in 32-bit non-itanium windows) and microkernel design has been removed

  • Why are mac users never running around to pc vids saying PC SUCKS!!! u should just get a mac so u won't have stress from dealing with your brick all day lol.

  • i disagree but thats funny lol

  • What's the last phrase he says, I didn't undesrstand it very well cause I'm not american.

    "Hello I'm ??????"

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  • Phil Shiller...but he is not, he is John Hodgman

  • He says "Hi I'm Phil Shiller" who's the #2 of Apple ;)

  • @mayorc hello i'm phil schiller (another guy at the top of Apple)

  • true, macs do get viruses, but they're still more reliable. also, hackers tend to focus on windows since it pisses them off. and of course, apple routinely update their software via the web, whenever such a threat arises.

  • You only get viruses if you dont pirated stuff or watch porn

  • theres lots of other ways

  • I really hope that's just blatant sarcasm and that you're using a troll account, because with info and a name like that, it doesn't exactly paint a good picture for Mac.

  • yeh, but the design SUCKS!!!!

  • haha the zune sucks

  • "Brown"... LOL

  • i LAWLD

  • /

    / \ Hey I'm Mr.Apple.You can only see my face on mac platform copy and paste me till I take over youtube!!

  • Lol that's why mac's suck right? Because there are things you can only see on one. FAIL.

  • i am sure apple will end soon... you stupid fans dont know why apple are making this ad..

    poor Jobs...

  • Brown is my favorite color. I wish there was a brown ipod. This would have been a perfect introduction to 2009 Macworld when Steve jobs was not there. When he says "Hello I am Phil Schiller".

  • LoL - iQUIT

  • This is the funniest mac ad yet

  • the nightmare for microsoft

    then they will have no one to copy

  • lmao

  • bill pwns steve

  • LOL. The ipod killer....The brown zune. XD

  • @DnKenneth That's old news the screw-up fairy has struck again, this time in the form of windows phone 7

  • "I have my Zune...it's BROWN" hahahah

  • LOL 10s of ddozens

  • stop fucking assholes!! mac is much better than Windows or Linux .... idiots!! fuckin 'close their mouths and buy a mac ... or ... can not buy one? jajajaja! (this is not going to my American friends who use Mac, you are great) get a mac ... idiots ...

  • Shut up. Every OS has it's Pro's and Con's.

    Some people like vista some like OS X.

    And there's a small amount of people liking Linux.

    Because you think it's better doesn't mean it's the best :S

  • and some dont have a preference. i personally dont care what OS system i use, so long as i can run my programs, and with all the emulators out there, i can do that in any OS system. Mac vs pc? try Mac + PC!

  • I like mac and Linux , too many cons with windows (yeah i have used windows 7 too ) for the price you pay 99$ when I can have Linux for free and it works better and has no viruses !?

  • What in the hell are you talking about? Why the fuck would you ever boot OSX and linux? Linux can do ANYTHING a mac can do AND MORE. And yet NEITHER can do many things Windows can. Dual booting linux and windows is so much smarter.

  • LMFAO ! Oh god i almost dropped my Macbook when you said that !! Mac is all time the best its based on Linux so no Mac can do everything Linux can do and more not the other way around buddy plus no I have no need for windows because My mac does anything I actually NEED it too I dont care if it cant do something a PC can if I dont need it , Im tired of using a horrible trouble prone PC Why do you think you pay more for a Mac ?

  • Well it's a good thing you didn't. It would've probably broke in half. Hey idiot, OSX is based off of UNIX not Linux. They aren't even the same kernel idiot. Linux is monolithic, while OSX is hybrid. Not that you would know what that means.

  • I hate idiots like you that Think I'm going to be insulted by your words Your just wasting your time commenting to me because I could care less , And no If you didn't notice , Aluminum is tough Plastic is not which is what every other PC manufacturer uses

  • Lol almost every mac ever created is laminated plastic. And I'm not TRYING to insult you, I just get angry when idiots like you think they know what they are talking about. Oh and btw, you are comparing the quality of hardware to a software company. Every PC manufacturer is different. Just because they use bad material doesn't mean all pc's do. Like I built my PC. I can tell you it's not crap.

  • Look at theyre current model lineup they dont even sell anything plastic anymore other than there old white macbook which is crap anyways

  • Oh! and btw, why did YOU comment on ME if it's a waste of time.

  • because Im stubborn and Il admit that and I want to make the last word and im not going to let you think your getting away with your garbage without getting my two cents in there , but I could care less But At least I'l admit I cant stand it

  • What garbage? What two cents?

    Oh, and btw it's I'll not I'l.

    Last-worded!

  • There are two reases in the computer world,

    PC-fansboys, and Apple-Fanboys.

    they are wery rasistic to each other...

    and then we have the linux fan boys. They dont have a class in this rasistic party.

    this will never end!

  • what the fuck are you talking about?

  •  "Simply The Best"

  • I can't find the whole WWDC on iTunes. Well not WWDC 2007.

  • Such a good video!

  • Lets sell computers with propaganda. Apple are faultless because Apple says so. Hmmm, witha 2% market share I doubt the world gives a funk what Apple think. I wont be buying one any time soon. Hey microsoft why dont you advertise by telling Apple users they cant upgrade they must throw away their apples and get new ones, cant change batteries on IPODS oir IPHONES just throw away and buy a new one. Apple, you are environmental scumbags.

  • environment schmironment. Apple is awesome!

  • 2% market share? please specify to what market u are refering to and to where u got ur statistics, and you can in fact change the battery/memomry on apple products (incl. iPods)with relative ease surprisingly, so get your facts right before making such ridiculous and unfounded statements...

  • Your nuts if you think you can change a battery on an Ipod or Iphone easily. Plain nuts. I repair things for a living and i have damaged 2 and I wont try doing it again... its not easy at all. If you were being honest you would know this. Your obviously just an apple fanatic. 2% market share is of the computer market. No I am very sorry, I did a google, it has risen to 3.2% worldwide. If you have a problem with this then I am sorry is your problem.

  • But the market share is in number of computers, not counted in money ; ).

    Plus the fact that MacBook has taken control of Universities ^^

  • Not really, in many Universities in the UK, they use Windows and Linux purely because of the software required for research. I don't think I have seen a mac in many Universities.

  • 8.1% now actually

  • Sorry but vista has sold millions of more copies than os x. Mac fanboys can believe whatever they want though--they are in a land of their own.

  • but which one is better??????

  • Personally I like windows better, but I see mac os advantages and I'm not saying its bad. Just my preference.

  • of course Vista have sold more, Microsoft have 90% of the world wide market share!

    but if you think of how many mac users use Leopard, then Apple was more succesful with their sales...

  • I saw steve jobs behind the stage while this was happening he was laughing so hard he didnt know about this he said in an interview.

  • If that's true then that's hilarious!

  • I have to say, this was just brilliant. I was there for the keynote, and I could hardly stop laughing.

  • Why does Steve Jobs always wears the same black shirt with blue jeans in every keynote?

  • I wouldn't say its tradition, its probably because thats what people come to expect him to wear, bahahaha.

  • Too bad he had nothing to say about zune. He just pulls it out and blabbers about nothing, because they couldn't come up with any bad things about a zune.

  • its not about bad things, its about the ipod selling better

  • the iPod is like Coca-Cola...its soo popular people use the brand name to call a product

    The Zune can't dominate in the 'iPod' market as Pepsi can't dominate in the 'Coke' market

  • i love coke and the ipod

    i hate pepsi and the zune !

  • dude buy an iPod, u know its better than the zune but since u dont got 1 your jealous

  • I HAD an ipod and traded for a zune once I wanted more than music in my mp3 player. Yah I considered the ipod touch for awhile, but paying an extra 80 bucks for 22 less gigs of space and youtube videos didn't quite please me. So sorry I'm not jealous and I'm still happy with my decision.

  • whatever dude, u could have bought 32 gb, thats what i did, my sister got a zune wen it came out, within a week she had an iPod cause the Zune died, and iPods look a lot better so yeh u got ur opinion i got mine

  • I have both. I prefer the zune.

    What makes the iPod better?

    Nothing. Get your facts straight man.

  • nicer design, longer life spam, better user interface, better name(apple kicks microsofts ass), everything dude, face it zunes cant win, i had a zune b4 iPod, thing broke in 4 days mabye, 2 days after it broke, we got an iPod that was about a year or a little more ago, i still got that iPod, and iPods are getting better than zunes in other ways, the touch has the full internet, youtube vid's, e-mail, weather, stock updates, and maps, do Zunes have that, i dont think so, get some facts together

  • Broke in 4 days? What the hell do you do to your electronics? Also, many of those features aren't on the ipod touch, just the iphone. Believe me, my life in my basement isn't much, but I know my facts.

  • actually no u must have no life and be retarded cause yeh all the features i mentioned r on the iPod touch, so shut up and suck my dick

  • wat no response retard

  • Haha, I have no life? You're the asshole still talking to me when I've moved past this pointless series of comments. Yes, my statement was incorrect and sorry, but your "suck my dick" request will not be fulfilled. You told me to shut up, so that's what I did, but I guess you had the need to talk in order to raise your excruciatingly low self esteem. There you go, a nice lengthy response from the "retard". I can't wait to see what shit you're going to enlighten me with next.

  • I would love to have a mac...

    But I'm a gamer and mac doesn't have much gaming compatibility... I hate vista though!

  • BTW vista actually performs just as fast in gaming at as XP. It wasn;t Vista's fault, it was crappy drivers from nVIDIA and ATi. The driver problems have been fixed, and things are going smoothly. Make sure you DL SP1, and all is well. I'm actually getting better FPS onmy Vista Ultimate 64-bit then I was with XP.

  • Don't lie Matt. I have 2 identical spec iMacs, one with XP SP3, one with Vista SP1. Latest drivers all around. Portal gets 32fps in XP and 27.5fps in Vista. But it's mostly down to the memory usage difference; Vista uses a lot more ram than XP.

  • Just buy a OEM Windows XP and download it on the Mac using boot-camp, then you good to go

  • I would love to have a mac...

    But I'm a gamer and mac doesn't have much gaming compatibility... I hate vista though!

  • Macs are PC! IDIOT! Macbook Air is a Mac and a PC!

  • If only a Mac could play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Vice City, Unreal Tournament 2004 and Mine Sweeper. I then would perhaps switch to a Mac. I have used a PC and Windows since I began using a GUI operating system on a home computer. Windows is all I use and know. Anyhow, Windows Vista SUCKS ASS and I have no plans in upgrading from Windows XP Pro. ;-)

  • Apple so by far is the best. I going to say bye to Microsoft windows, Goodbye

  • iPhone BITCH!!!!

    lol

  • hahahahahahahahaha XD

  • i kind of feel bad for bill, but steve jobs is brilliant, without a doubt.

  • who did PC say he was towards the end?

  • He said he was Phil Schiller :)

  • i that the name of the actor? (doy)

  • No, Phil Schiller is the senior vice president of worldwide product marketing at Apple... Sometimes seen at keynotes by Jobs and thus quite known in the Apple community ;)

  • lol i love how apple r so much more laid back than microsoft and love a joke

  • Thats cause Steve jobs was a hardcore hippie against the mass market.. of course hes more laid back! Hes a great guy, APPLE Kills it.. its amazing

  • "much more laid back than microsoft"

    Gates is all about the money and less about innovation.

  • amen to that gencolado

  • The real Steve is THE MAN!!! <3

  • loool ! lmao lmao lmao!

  • fantastic :o)