Why People Lie?

[Cox5189412]

This one is my favorite by far :D

[oyas11]

one word for the video picture: Usopp.

[MrStegosaurusness]

happy

[wiifan201]

''I have 7 kids...and 3 of them a retarded'' 2:23

xD

[CantFindName1000]

i love it when danny says afhfhufhufhuffhu final summation!!!!!

[NayNayRevolution]

waaaaaaaiiiiiiiitttt... was danny wearing a shirt?! wtf?!

[pigkeyrings]

You have amazingly beautiful teeth <3

[yellowwings86]

I laughed so hard at this I woke up all my dorm...

[skircr55]

what is history, but a fable agreed upon -Napoleon Bonaparte

[kittykat4323]

Lets see.... the chance to chose tomorrows topic AAAND *jazz hands* Big letteeerrrrrss! ANNND!

[superdiza]

Why are you late for work..?

I...DIED! and jesus...he came and resurrected me...and..

[iamshdtv]

and a lexus crash test genius yeah yeah yeah thats not funny though danny is let me watch him

[getto4lif3]

Lmfao u should talk about marihuana

[Sam1214ify]

WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR WORK? Uh. I died and then Jesus came and i thought, shit man im gonna be late for work, so i had him write this note......... its from Jesus XD

[Perper1997]

FUCK YAH jesus wrote my note for missing a week of high school...... my teacher didnt dig it at all. Like this comment

[W3lcomeToFac3book]

Fafafafafafafffaffafaffa final summation!!!

[IrEnEsceneShuffler]

Akwaaaard! >_<

[FAKEtrailers2]

first 3 seconds and i was cracking up! X) ur the only person who makes me laugh over the internet

[evannyangel91]

Ace Ventura's mannerisms seem to have rubbed off on you. Don't worry ... it is infectious.

[ddp909]

'b...wife' HAHA.

[TheBigPita]

I got 7 kids... 3 of tthem are retarted! ahahahhahahhhahahhahah xD

[MissBlackheart2010]

THIS GUYS FUNNY YOUR ALL DICKS!!!!!!!! k thanks

[creepr07172011]

yes it does burn lol :)

[Omenboy8u]

LMFAO!!!! AND!!!!XD!!!!!! IM DIEING!!XD!

[tinotemper2]

wait iam at the wierd end of youtube again!!!

[Truth14all]

....Have you been watching Jim Carey's movies lately ????

[Superninjalovepants5]

HELLO DANNY!!!!! YA YA YA!!!!! ( farty noise) aha Excuse me!! Ok so will you do a GRADUAL REPORT!!!!!!! on why Facebook is sooooo ADDICTING!!! Ya

[XblackswanXx]

@Superninjalovepants5 idk why but your comment made me laugh...

[freedomasn]

When a person lies, what is important is not the lie itself.

No, it is the reason the why.

[Peacekeeper505]

Promjeni dilera stari XD

[WhatBoutWhy]

Unisex, wait what?

[missyme123456789]

HE HAS SHIRTS !

[missyme123456789]

HE HAS A SHIRT ON 

[HannaTheFox4]

He's having a shirt on! WEEHU!

[MitnickSecurity]

Why don't you do serbian lesson's anymore?! Threads like this are awesome for that!

ZAŠTO LAŽEŠ?! U pičku materinu.

[olisonkemidova]

Danny can you make a video about why people lath at other people when there in pain. for example a fail video ... !!!!

[cariepaul18]

Who was scared at 0:20 thumbs UP

[thepowerofmusic1000]

holy fuck! he is wearing a shirt!

[feeeeeish]

What is butt grease???

[DeathDelays232]

You remind me so much of Jim Carry! xD

[omg13lover]

lol 0:29

[IvyTheBunny]

Boss: Pssshhh, that is'nt from Jesus, it'd have 7 seals, idjit.

You: *grabs crayon* *scribbles 7 dots* ;D

Boss: Okay! Ur good. :3

[jovell005]

dude u r really funny and all, i mean i love your jokes but don't make fun of Jesus plz

[awyeahitsmedude]

"I got 7 kids! 3 of them are retarded" LMGDAO XD

[filipkrsteski3]

funnyiest part 1:39

[Bloseratt]

jim carey.........O_O

[LaZy755]

What are they Doing? LMGAOAAAAAAFOAOFOAGO

[UcantResistClicking0]

Real eyes realize real lies

[apdb90410]

such a little jim carrey

[flufficular]

shit i spit my drink out when he said "three of them are retarded"

[mikachu3737]

dear danny, can a bear and a bunny have a baby? WELL CAN THEY??????????? ps.....thats not my real question...how do u get someone to like u? ;3

[hexinabox]

i can't get back the first few seconds without having to pause it to laugh!!!!

[markleycrew2009]

Dear Danny, WHY DO WE NEED MONEY!?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET STUFF FOR FREE?

[markleycrew2009]

Dear Danny, WHY DO WE NEED MONEY!?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET STUFF FOR FREE?

[amjPeace]

Your hair looks really good today. and that's no lie

[Fugitive292]

1:45, especially 2:02 always cracks me up

[MrTwigRULZ]

The final phrase was deep, and so true.

[ravinghard1]

You actually left your clothes on...

[madboy8761]

"what are they doing?" XD

[wiggs333]

3 of them are retarded! :O

[shreymantu]

note from Jesus awesome

[chewbacuh]

damn u smart!

[xDteeheeMusicLover]

2:39 i could not STOP LAUGHIINNGG AT ALLL. XD

[GreenDayFlorence]

Your teeth are awesome.

[MsGoldenTouch]

i liked u like this! ur new vids are not as gooood! i still love u but i miss this!

[necainter22]

Srpski Jim Carrey :D

[LiveLaughLauz]

Pressing the numbers in order makes a weird ass conversation :L

'topic AND... I gotta try...a myriad of different reasons...She has pants on...midgets...and Jesus came...awkward look... please don't fire me!' XD

[linkinparklvr013]

2:29 xD does it burn when you pee O.o

[smartyziko]

How did Pinocchio discover that he is made of wood? His right hand caught fire.

[soccer02nik]

Hes like Jim Carrey XD

[GreyNocturne]

Press 7 for awkward silence. =w=

[spikeyteengirl]

Funny how I knew he'd say he died. o-o

[FunnyRandomShit100]

@14jswans u mean jim carry,and i think he is! :)

[xx853]

@14jswans he doesnt try to be ace ventura ace ventura trys to be him

[XxGiomanxX]

EXCLAAAAAMATION POINT

[TheTubePortal]

@14jswans - Actually, those of us who lived through the 1980s probably see him as a conglomeration between Jim Carey, Max Headroom and Danny (that YouTube! guy).

[TheHateGemini]

do a video on how to digest a frog!!! :D

[GintasSakalas]

@14jswans No Ace Ventura tryes to be like Danny

[DannyFox06]

@14jswans he IS ace ventura.

[mrsic123]

how high do u gett before u make these videos haha jk

[tavolacalda1]

make a vid about why some famous singers and celebrities use drugs until death!! Yue're the best!!

[jonas462d]

@deadgurrl12 YEAH!

[jonas462d]

are you hyper, or are you AWESOME?

[David20931]

LOL

[theswagger132]

lame( look up teach me im a dummy ) thats funny

[xXInYouFaceXx]

Y u try to be ace ventura???

[JokaLegend15]

im not gonna lie i jumped at 0:20

[KnockThatBitch101]

@2:37. xDD

[want2cplease]

@14jswans

no ace ventura tries to be danny.lol

[agrro97]

@want2cplease lol yeah

[aShLeY12491]

Like seriously.... So funny!

[skyro619]

U should do a show about transvestites :)

[cherebelle121]

omg its jim carreys long lost son lol



[TheLolitoli]

Where is the guy with the giant nose :/ :( ?

[youareme87]

you suck fuck you

[NyaBarbie16]

Does it burn when you pee? LMFAOOOOO

[Jenny7753]

I got 7 kids. 3 of em are retarded. xDD

[arnavdhaka100]

@14jswans his names jim carrey :P

[islamiaarabia]

I ROFLed at 1:26

[xXxHyperBunnyxXx]

@14jswans who?

[ridebmx505]

YOU IZ A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skat479]

If Johnny Knoxville and Jim Carrey had a baby... this is what you would get!

[TheSlayer36]

@skat479 and Shane McMahon. XD 

[caseyguitarist]

@skat479 because we did not know that

[edcruz3]

Danny is such an idiot hahahahahahaahahaahaha

[TetraperantosNikos]

oww.. i didnt saw this video ..

[OHMYGODtherainswet]

oh snap i have a note from jesus when i died on the way to school. sadly my teacher now thinks im a lying cu*t...

[Volvoxc60Lover17]

They're just playing,, with PVC Pipes... *AWKARD* lolzz xD

[unsername1000]

what is you email

[L2pwnftw]

@14jswans

It is you, Ace Ventura tries to be Danny!

[ShadowRaptor1O1]

@14jswans Incorrect. Ace Ventura tries to be HIM.

[10000colts]

0:00

OMGWTF?! XD XD XD XD

[emaleenichols]

why do people gossip

[superethantube]

my response is why the fuk did i click on this vid, i am now exiting out of it at 50 sec because ur annoying and i hope u talk about this as one of your comments to make you more infamous. lol goodbye d i c k h e a d

[jok3rZ9149]

@superethantube yur fvckin hater fo so calm the fuck dwn if u dont lik it thn dnt fuckin watchit u fag

[GODOFLIQUOR]

@superethantube DIE IN A HOLE U UNGRATEFUL CONDOM!!!!!!!!!!

[superethantube]

my response is why the fuk did i click on this vid, i am now exiting out of it at 50 sec because ur annoying and i hope u talk about this as one of your comments to make you more infamous.

[PugslySoul91]

his it just me or does he sound like stimpy from ren and stimpy?

[peoplegoboom100]

"Boss: WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR WORK?!?

You: I died and then Jesus came and brought me back to life, and I thought S**T man I'm gonna be late for work...so I had Him write this note...I'ts from Jesus..." LOL!!

[seroma4]

@14jswans It is you :O !

[piggy4812]

funny but stop swearing

[whynot524]

@14jswans he doesn't try.he is.

[LenkeH]

how much cock could a cock block block if a cock block could block cock ;)

[JustSomeEmoZombie]

WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR WORK!

i DIED.

AHUHM.

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

@14jswans its just you:D they are sometimes a little bit alike:D

[jgsnipe1]

holy fuck your too funny why the fuck!!!!

topic= what are the excuses for the kid walking in on sex :D

[jeremiah506]

lol hamsters gang raping midgets xD



[newmanli619]

why do do girls have to be skinny?

[Saniboy10832]

wie die nase eines mannes so auch sein johannes!

[NeonStarr96]

LMAO 0:00 xD !!



[Katingaan]

Oh my god...are you related to Jim Carrey?

[InSaNeDuO]

@Katingaan He and Jim are more similar than the Olsen twins. I do believe it what he does with his mouth. Well, mostly.

[Katingaan]

@InSaNeDuO Definitely the mouth, but the style helps.

[Hieballa]

he reminds you of jim carrey because he acts exactly like Ace Ventura, most likely intentionally.

[handcuff308]

Jim Carrey jr.

[jackieCHANDLEE]

he reminds me of Jim Carrey

[Ella97Clarisse98]

@jackieCHANDLEE Agreeeeed. :)

[mrm20151]

@jackieCHANDLEE  No hes better!

[HONORGUARD308]

@jackieCHANDLEE Jim Carrey reminds me of this lad LOL

[xDarkboy350x]

@jackieCHANDLEE no, jim Carrey reminds me of him, Jim Carrey isnt even as cool as danny

[Mhuffine14]

Can you make a video about what you think about thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bulbasaur90]

This guy is waaaaaaaay more entartaining than Ray W J. Still that douchebag gets millions of views for showing viral videos and making shitty slapstick jokes.

[Dacoima]

second jim carry L O L

[JJessieA]

I've been watching the part at 1:40 over and over and over. "Shit man, I'm gonna be late for work" Ahahahaha oh I love this.

[Xxcheckers811xX]

can u be normal in any vid...? im just sayn

[AKerch13]

Hold down 7 for a tweaker

[infinityx97]

wtf "hamsters gang raping midgets" hahah that made me laugh 

[motleycruequeen]

do a video on y people dont answr ther phone...PLZ!!!!!!!!!!

[RachyPoo662]

he reminds me of Jim Carrey :D

[TheArtOfCardistry]

You like Serj Tankian..... :D

[iiSparkDaLa]

LMFAO!!!! SUBBED in the first 10 seconds of the vid

[ealvarezz10]

What is the truth, but a lie agreed up on.

[AiDSsZ]

there just playing with PVC pipes AHHAHAAHAH fuckig legand xD

[Mnstr3nergy21]

Favorited at exactly 0:01

[MissNickJonas23]

ive got 7 kids!!

3 of them are RETAHHDEDD

[paintedbi]

@MissNickJonas23 thats so funny

[MissNickJonas23]

@paintedbi hahah i know i literally died when i heard him say it

[DarkGensis]

"I got 7 kids 3 of them are retarded!"LMAO too funny xD

[ilyNirvana98]

and 3 of them are reTAHded

[TheMaxLefebvre]

Thumbs up if you clicked on the vid because the guy had a giant nose

[TheActualRapist]

i really dont mind being confined in an asylum with this guy

[6969Angelofdarkness]

What is the truth....BUT A LIE agreed upon... WELL sAiD!! :D

[Emnm69rds]

1:40 =))))



[Carmaster2010]

"I got 7 kids, and 3 of them are Retarded!"