Mock the Week - UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A CHILDREN'S TV PROGRAMME

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

I love Frankie Boyle's accent. But then again I love Scottish accent's in general.

[mrfmp2000]

@ultrapersonthing replace Sarah for jack whitehall

[ninjahunter101]

0:30 REALLY?!

Wow!

[ultrapersonthing]

Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Russel Howard, David Mitchell and Sarah Millican. You culdn't ask for a better line up.

[MR9President]

@ultrapersonthing yes you can,you can replace sarah millican with ed byrne

[ultrapersonthing]

@MR9President you make a persuasive argument.

[jazzzyy13]

@ultrapersonthing Replace Frankie Boyle with someone who can actually tell a joke... I wince every time he opens his mouth.

Also, why doesn't Dara take part in SWLTS? He'd own it...

[andyfoxy1]

@jazzzyy13 You are retarded and extremely left wing.

[jazzzyy13]

@andyfoxy1 No, I am not retarded. You are simply an idiot for calling anyone retarded. My brother actually is mentally retarded and one of the sweetest people I know, so I'll thank you not to use that term.

And being extremely left wing is a bad thing? Better than offending people with stupid, worthless jokes purely designed to get a cheap laugh in exchange for hurting others. Point of that being?

[andyfoxy1]

@jazzzyy13 It is upon my whim to use the word retard. If people are offended by frankie's jokes then they deserve to be hurt for being pathetic and stupid. My father has MS so don't talk to me about mental heath. Left wing fascism = no freedom; speech etc P.S Do you not see that everyone laughs more at frankie's jokes than the other comedians on mock the week. coincidence? I think not because he says what everyone feels and thinks. This is human nature. Get over it.

[jazzzyy13]

@andyfoxy1 If you think hurting people and using offensive language is the way forward, fine. I don't want to know you and I don't know many people who would.

Fascism is the extreme right wing, for goodness' sake. Go and get some basic education and grow up. Blocked.

[andyfoxy1]

@jazzzyy13 I can't believe you just wrote "Fascism is the extreme right wing, for goodness' sake." - and now I know you are retarded. Extreme right AND extreme left you fool. Education? Ironic! - p.s I will repeat for your sake.. If people are offended by frankie's jokes then they deserve to be hurt for being pathetic and stupid.

[xxjazzie98xx]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[lethalkittens]

its too bad i don't get this channel in america its a funny show :)

[philaphobic]

wow, david mitchell is looking hot in this clip. maybe he could go on a panel show where the game is to strip down and roll around in some butter while saying clever things.

[IsolatedPanda]

♥ThisShow.

[riderDEL8890]

"that's a shit drawing Robert" hahhaha:')

[cityscapes901]

I fucking love this show.

[DarknessLPs]

Thank you top two comments, I was deaf for Frankie's joke and needed to read it to know what happened.

[WazzuppMusic]

Flobodobodob said bill, because he was having a stroke XD

[jonsi1990]

There goes my childhood

[PoFFaCCiO]

hugh dennis

[GNRJunkie1]

"Because he had a STROKE"

lmfao fookin legend

[mackeymkay]

The stroke joke really got me cackling.

[WooWooWooTheGreatOne]

Should of said something like and our special guest is ...... Gary Glitter!

[TehWebby]

Who else thinks women comedians are just not funny?

[chloelouiise93]

@TehWebby It's been scientifically proven that people laugh less at women, but women laugh more in general. It does not make women less funny, or men funnier then women.

[ellguy11]

@TehWebby yes i think that, but when i say that to my mates i'm suddenly 'offensive'.

[SebAnders]

@TehWebby i think its just this one, others are brilliant

[whatthemileycyrus]

@YetAnotherBadYT

Sorry that's my opinion :/ urs may be different. Sorry if I offended

[slendidthingsinlife0]

Hate it when the top comments ruin the punchlines.

[arcaneminded]

@slendidthingsinlife0 seconded. I also hate it when they do the same thing for spoilers. 

[whatthemileycyrus]

andy parsons shouldnt be on this programme he isnt funni.

[YetAnotherBadYT]

@whatthemileycyrus

Your opinion on humour is irrelevant; you can't capitalise, you can't use sentences/clauses, you can't use appostrophes, you can't spell "funny" and last, but definitely not least, your username contains the words "Miley" and "Cyrus" without anything along the lines of "is a whore/shit singer/retard/etc."

[jeg3009]

@YetAnotherBadYT you can't use apostrophes.

[YetAnotherBadYT]

@jeg3009

That's embarassing :P

[CodenameJD]

Ah, they missed one there...

"This episode of Balamory contains strong language and nudity from the start."

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

funny thing is i know plenty of women who are fucking hilarious, but the comediennes that are going round are shit as xD

[dexdex1560]

I find it hilarious how Frankie makes the teletubies noise.

[Fab4Sunrises]

There's a rumor that the Telletubbies have been infiltrated by Al Qaida

Have you Tinkie-Winkie? *shakes head* Toodloodloodloo

Have you Dipsie? *shakes head* Toodloodloodloo

Rashid?

[woody19995]

this is why girls dont go on this show ... they are not funny

BRING FRANKIE BACK

[tomprentice88]

i <3 frankie boyle !!! XD

[Spartansoldier217]

English TV is so much better than American... Damn.

[SoundsLikeGoodNews]

the easiest way to get thumbs up is by typing what frankie boyle sed....

[IToyCandy]

@SoundsLikeGoodNews *said

[IICJZII]

that woman isn't funny.

[TPSInternational]

flobadobadob said bill

bloody foreigners said ben

[GodsmacKam]

@TPSInternational

flobadobadobadob said ben, because he had a stroke XD

[TPSInternational]

ronald the replacement bus service.

L0l!

[Arzaker]

@MotorsportMonster

just the name in joke struck me

[pienniejj]

In the netherlands there is actually a artist who made a purse using... here dead cat

[devilrules32]

women should not be allowed on this programme. I'm not sexist - girls know it too.

[tainmentman]

@ Arzaker

Well fuckin done! R u a bloody foreigner!

[Arzaker]

wit wasnt the columbine high school the place were the gun massacre occured

[Arzaker]

flobodobodob said bill

BLOODY FOREIGNERS said ben

[rosesRred95]

columbine high school music, seriously the show isn't the same without Frankie

[cluch9]

@rosesRred95

a know, its shite hes gone

[majbailey]

I love frankies teletubby sound

[jonsi1990]

Here mine

On this week penguins of madagascar, King Julian and Mort got killed by Skipper and Private with a 45 magnum's which Rico and Kowalski stole from the gun shop

[sophieepstein14]

it's cute that frankie knows the names of the characters in high school musical ;)

[coasterman16]

I was waiting for: "Hello, boys and girls. Everyone give a warm round of applause for Frankie Boyle!"

[Sesquipedaliantique]

Ahahah Andy's gag about Thomas The Tank Engine made me laugh out loud :D

[sgh95]

look woman...fail...just get off the stage and learn to speak so people can actually hear what you are saying

[jennie8908]

Wow, the Columbine joke wasn't really funny to me... 

[existenceisrelative]

@jennie8908 Very bad taste. But clever.

[ksbnr1]

@vicofdibchic Generally, quotation marks are used to quote what someone actually said. Fucking retard -.-

[thecortni]

I can't imagine Sharpay and Ryan at any other high school than East High. They would be instantly samurai sworded anywhere else.

[Numberwang90]

Because he had s stroke! Genius!

[koplod23]

frankie and his dololololololo!!

[MrIDIDYOURMUM]

floba doba dop said ben

because he had a stroke

i miss u frankie

[fanattic49er]

I like Frankie Boyle but mocking 15 dead children is a little below the belt... love Mock The Week Tho :)

[Numberwang90]

@fanattic49er he's mocking the dicks that did it

[SilentDrums1]

Whats the woman called

[bestgearadman]

@SilentDrums1 Sarah Millican

[MelonHeadFilmz]

frankie's last joke was awesome

[santis142]

i dont get the columbine high school musical one

[Oafing]

@santis142 its a reference to the columbine high school massacre. Where two students went on a rampage and killed 15 people including themselves.

[Hardysamnin]

@santis142 - there was a high school shooting there a few years ago in which a lot of kids died.

[freelander1471]

franky boyle is so crap

[cianmulligan12]

@freelander1471 FRANKIE IS SAVAGE UR SOOOO CRAP!

[santis142]

@freelander1471 how?

[josh7240]

The woman has just wrecked it

Thats a shit ! drawring robert LOL!!!

[ChloeSophiaOx]

I thought nearly the whole thing was the best. All though Sarah really ruined the episode... I know people love her but I'd rather that Australian guy with black hair (sorry, I can't remember his name)

[jarvinator100]

@ChloeSophiaOx his names adam

[oli0larko]

Frankie owns everything and everyone. fuck controversy frankie should be back

[rosesRred95]

... because he'd had a stroke, XD

[OakleyDesign]

"That's a shit drawing Robert" XD

Oh Frankie...

[Cherry1676]

@OakleyDesign Pmsl!!:L

[HyuugaCharlie]

@OakleyDesign its just his face when he says it, it looks so genuine about it too XD

[NBluth]

He's tired of contraversy from being broadcast, especially after that Rebbeca Adlington thing.

God Damn that rich, ugly bitch.

[xXxmugzxXx]

haaa frankie

[heyimtomato]

YOURE ADOPTED

[breakingthehabit2008]

xxx

[itzLeo]

FB kills it

[mrspacman0dontripit]

Bring back Frankie

[mmmtriplem]

haha my physics teacher is raschid

[themightyjoseph]

children your age in china can make shoes HAHAHAHA BRING BACK FRANKIE

[thederigible]

@themightyjoseph he chose to leave they didn't make him leave

[theheightofmadness]

'Flobadobadobadob' said Ben because he'd had a stroke.'

Love it!

[luvveyduvvey]

oohh god, Frankie :D

[jackcoglin]

frankie we love you OH FRANKIE we love u

[jbutton113]

I thought one of Frankie's jokes would have been about the racist door, even though it was a different episode.

[Apraaal]

ahaaa same!

as soon as i clicked onto it, i thought of the racist door. x]

[TeamHeavySuck]

0:56 Hahaha!

[xSathya96x]

Ronald and Bagpuss

[xSathya96x]

1:27

[xSathya96x]

The way andy says bloody foreigners is so funny!

[Elvenhonour]

Seriously, this woman on here isnt funny. I honestly dont mind female comedians, but she is just really crap.

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

I know right?

Ugh, she doesn't stand a chance next to Hugh dennis & Frankie Boyle :)

[Sh0nin]

@Elvenhonour

I can't think of a single funny woman comedian that isn't Jewish or gay. Joan Rivers, Ellen DeGeneres, Sarah Silverman, Lisa Lampanelli, etc. anyone who's not a part of those two groups never seems to cut it- I think that's why the women on this show tend to be kind of crap.

[sillyjobug]

That is often true. Although Sarah's one joke in this clip was pretty funny. Not roll on the floor hilarious, but about on par with the rest of the jokes.

[Extremeslaughter]

Amazing :D

[Szaam]

columbine high school musical, lol. so shady yet so funny XD

[ANDY08ps2]

flubadubadubadub said Ben.......Because he had a stroke.... LOL SO FUNNY

[Kerriangel]

Is your mummy and daddy out of the room? good, listen... you're adopted!

[mjgc8755]

Frankie Boyle makes this.

[RoadRunnerDrummerJD]

What was funny about Hugh's joke at 0:11?

[Simbacrisps]

john craven was the original presenter of newsround and hugh was suggesting that children should press the red button on their remote to get him back.

[RoadRunnerDrummerJD]

Ohhhh lol

Cheers !

[curryisbest1]

r u british ?

if u r and u dont find that funny u should be dead !

[xSathya96x]

RoadRunner's aren't british either...

[bidhendy]

@RoadRunnerDrummerJD

What an ignorant little bellend you are.

[ErrrrrrRia]

Well, you know on tv they always say press the red button to see more, or play games? And they say they have kidnapped him, (John Craven) well he used to present newsround.

[wmaher2]

Thats a Sh*t drawing Robert!

[WKaliberr]

as always, the woman is the least funny

[ErrrrrrRia]

I know. I am a woman but i totally agree. Sometimes i think they should just not let them on, unless they are really really funny. In this case its just embarrassing.

[jimmyshitbags]

frankie boyle is the best, i love the way that every time he opens his mouth, you just know that someone, somewhere has been genuinely offended by what came out.

[krispy529]

"No. No. No, it's not Bagpuss but it is a dead cat I've turned into a bag."

HAHAHAHA

Good one, Hugh!

[Shezza100]

...and this picture has been sent in by Robert aged 9.

Thats a Shit drawing Robert!!!!

[arkangel133]

ronald the replacement bus servive :D

[Sporeoholic234]

This is my fav. part of the whole show!

[powergirl07]

LOL!

Hey, I've got an Animals of Farthing Wood one:

Mole: Oh Badger, I have aids!

[RoadRunnerDrummerJD]

Pathetic joke.

[stockshunter]

Hugh resembles Philip Parr

[mightayboosh]

Teletubbies joke - one of the best in the world. HILARIOUS.

Like the "bloody foriegners" joke too (;

[migieman]

WOOT Franki Boyle!!!

[krispy529]

MTW won't be the same without him. ):

[browny1978]

i pissed my pants watching last nite - well almost, bloody funny!!!!