Lee ermey

[THEORIGINALEXSCAPER]

He is the Anti-Oprah.

[jfriedmann81]

Or I'll smack you in the chops so **** hard, it will paralyse your mother. LMFAO.

[deb1926]

Chuck Norris looks under the bed for R.Lee before he goes to bed.

[MIMALECKIPL]

Best Drill Instructor you can have lol

[nebfandan]

I suggest that you unfuck yourself.

[EmptyWalls100]

I got one question! Did you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!

... WHAT???

[jtmakepeace]

thi is how the first Trojan Horse virus was created!

[weewoozesty]

its men like this that we need to straighten out children... sick him on some punk bastard and im pretty sure the guy will be a model citizen

[JSLegoMaster]

I would do anything to have him as my superior officer in my upcomming service =)

[RobinApprentice]

I got one question for you, did *beep beeeeeeeeeep beep beep beeeeeep!!!?

[ThePizzadude93]

He is THE ultimate grandfather of military! HE ROCKS!!!

[dumfart21]

when the cops pull him over

sucks to be them

[Thebestever441]

Thia man is a saint!!!!!!!

[sniperRobert]

"i've got your name, i've got your ass!" epic

[darket1234]

BEEEP!! BEEEP!!! XD

[topdog25608]

chargamer, what hawkeye7474 means is once a Marine, always a Marine. Hence , there are no ex-Marines

[HogRebel]

Bet anybody would learn FAST, with HIM teachin'! Or he'd "RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"

>: O LOL!

[Zippertheslipper]

Tell it gunny.  ;)

[Vectorr4Emperor]

hahaha Gunny displaying some adaptability: "VB (pause) .Net"

[03CobraR]

Is he Chuck Norris' dad? Oh wait, no, Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris ;)

[BossHossGT500]

why is he censored?

[CatSquire]

omg he nows im tuching the mouse

[customcartoons]

"Gitchyer fat lil pizza-gobbling sun-starved fingers off that mouse!!" Yessir, Gunny!

XD luv that man!

[southernrose07]

that made me take my finger off the mouse and say "YES SIR " to the computer screen. Love that man.

HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[dodgingaces]

i seriously cant see how i can get through boot camp without laughing my ass off the whole time when i join.

[AmyLeesPetWookiee]

I almost can't help but smile, this guy is amazing.

It would be a honor to get my ass whooped by Gunny for smiling at his awesomeness.

[seberusnet]

that actually made me take off my finger off of the mouse for a second...

[3t3rnityKId11]

i love wen he's a d.i. in one of the movies. he said hes gunna cut off ur head and shit down ur neck

[patriots5452]

full metal jacket

[TheGeneralHimself92]

R. Lee Ermey is the fucking man. I love that guy. OORAH!!!

[SuperUsinfantry]

@TheGeneralHimself92 He's a retired Marine.

[TheGeneralHimself92]

I know that.

[Hawkeye7474]

SuperUsinfantry there's no such thing as a retired marine numb nuts

[chargamer]

@Hawkeye7474 Yes there are, what you mean to say is there are no ex Marines

[oldrampratt]

@TheGeneralHimself92 its hoorah

[TheGeneralHimself92]

@oldrampratt

It's oorah. I know a lot of Marines and they say oorah.

[thingman100]

@TheGeneralHimself92

a real patriot i guess!

SEMPER-FI!

[MadMilitiaMen]

RL ermey eats lighting and shits thunder

[TheSeaWolf333]

@Greenhornet270 If it wasn't for the USMC you probably wouldn't be living right now, or if you were this country would be the Peoples Republic of The United States.

[Botshackerz]

OMG SO MUCH SWEARING!

[BladeOfAnon]

1/2 is completely bleeped out.

Awesome.

[chavalote]

"Como soy muy duro se que no voy a gustaros!".

[tm11111111]

That was funny how he was talking to those guys.... especially about smacking the guy so hard in the chops.

[S01NOR]

LOL it's better in the full metal jacket...

[Cayman192]

LOL!!!

[sandythebear]

his "smokey bear" is the famous usmc hat those lines he does are some from full metal jacket

[leiefilm]

don't the air force navy etc use those hats too`or are it only the marines?

[sandythebear]

air force ti's wear them too, the army has something similar to it as well so yep

[leiefilm]

ok thanx for the info.

[randytune88]

hes not army hes us marines. get it right ass hole cant u see the fucking globe on his drill instructor hat

[sandythebear]

dude its an eagle and an anchor dont be a dick to someone if you dont even know what the emblem is

[randytune88]

fuck you sandythebear it is a globe u pice of shit just because i didnt say the whole thing does not mean u have to be a cunt cocksucker about it...

oh so sorry cunt egal anchor whats in the middle oh shit idk a FUCKING GLOBE go fuck your self

[sandythebear]

2 words fake grunt, thats what you are

[randytune88]

n besides how u gonna call me a fake grunt i sign n 3 months for marines check your videos bro ur rocking a airwalk shirt talking about ur fucking airsoft collection and you look like u havent even hit puberty where do you stand to call anyone a fake grunt? u look like ur 11 or 12 bro get a life and stop acting 18 or 19

[citydriver]

god im glad i wasent in the army in the states and had a CO like that  id laugh my ass off an idiot screamin like hs got a red hot spike up his ass

[2346]

is he an actor or an actual marine corp general or both

[fallout2029]

He was a marine in vietnam.

[wns83]

he was an NCO in the marines, his acting started with Full metal jacket.

[electricalwell]

no, it didn't. it's called IMDB. use it.

[2ndaabn]

His frst film was called "Fire Base Gloria"

[stevieray09]

no wasent it THe boys in company c?

[2ndaabn]

I don't know. I've heard of that film, but I thought Fire Base Gloria came first. I could be wrong though, I was just making the point that he was an experianced actor long befor Full Metal Jacket.

[wullu5]

An actor and a former USMC Gunny.

[Audge4886]

He wasnt a gunny when he left the Marine Corp. He was given the next rank for all the promoting he did during his film career. Hoo ra!

[yamahonkawazuki]

IIRC USMC yes. BUT gunnery sergeant was an honorable promo.

[wullu5]

Well it was the Commandant who OK'd the extra rocker after he retired. Good enough for me.

Best advertisement the USMC never had to pay a cent for.

:)

[yamahonkawazuki]

Indeed

[apmoro]

he was a gunnery sergeant not a general in the corps and hes an actor.

[arivera3426]

i love this!!!

[kellark12A]

GOD I LOVE LEE ERMY

[wazonu]

Bleep Bleep

[1998gst4611]

WHATS YOUR NAME SCUM BAG!

[CouchOfFury]

Some lines from full metal jacket, hilarious.

[whoahesgood]

when he said get your hands off the mouse, i was like

FUCK YES SIR!

[dergin38467]

im sure if you said that to him instead of SIR yes sir, he probly wouldve used your head to srub the toilets

[Berserker6969]

Sir, aye aye, Sir

[AltForNorge01]

'I've got your name, I've got your ass!' Fucking classic lee ermey best damn gunny there ever was.

[CrystalHunter1989]

Call anyone tell me where the very first commercial for this show is? It's soooo funny! It's what got me into it!

[brooklyn560]

SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DjHellfire25]

SIR YES SIR

[supernole100]

FING HILARIOUS OMG!!!!!

[Danm1357]

OMFG this is hilarious..loved Full Metal Jacket. I should show this to my Computer Science class, we're almost done oue module on VB..

[TAHUTSON]

he would make the best gears of war hoffman

[Asiadventure]

Hysterical!

[xeoriffic]

ooooh raaaah

[jacktaterman124]

after this I wanted to say "Sir, yes, sir!"

[EvilSkooma]

so fucking funny xD

* * * * *

[chadreedracing]

i love his voice

[landraverxxx]

this guy should do personal training vids hes got my attention

[serbmafioso3]

i fuckin love this guys voice

[yufguf567]

lol

[MrPeteyBakaBorfus]

lol "I WILL RIP YOU A NEW HARD DRIVE!!"

[pinzan20]

he's a former gunnery sergeant and drill intructor men funny as fuck men ....when he says to Pvt. pyle in the stairs to heaven obstacule" what ever u do dont fall down it will make my fuking camp break" that was fukin hilariuos

[tomfan180]

no i think it was wat ever you do dont fall down that would break my fucking heart

[greatvaluemustard]

Vim > VS

[hsnterprize]

Doggone...if every company had an I.T. guy like Ermey, no one would ever have any problems. Hackers would be scared stiff to try anything stupid...Ermey would track the hacker down and give him the what-for.

LMAO...this guy is hilarious. If he weren't a real Marine and a real Marine Drill Instructor during the Vietnam War, I'd say he's the best military actor there is.

[frog654456]

lol gunny is the best

[ianclytle]

No doubt...a buddy of mine met him a few years back...and he told me that the Gunny is way cool...I would have to agree...

[Vladpryde]

"I'll slap you in the god damn chops so hard it will paralyse your mother!" LMFAO, I love it!

[colgleok]

"YES SIR!!!!" XO