Let's Cook! With Craig (Ep. 2)

[Collaboratory]

"I like to think that mash potato is the glue that holds the meat and three veg together in the same way that meat and three veg is the glue that holds the strings of society together." ~Craig

[dLimboStick]

Protip: If someone says frozen vegs are as good as fresh or instant mashed potatoes are as good as the real thing, be very suspect of his cooking ability.

[kingsleywilliams]

lol, this guy used to teach my computers. OMG

[rebeccawitham]

hahaha I love the singlet too - nice touch.

[Krausea13]

WAT THA FUCK this vid keeps getting funnier and funnier "i like my meat n three vedgies hahahahaha" craig make nother cooking vid on australian societys

[Nolee888]

lol...

[Krausea13]

NICE CRAIG NICE

[drummerheaven]

if thats what holds australian society together we're screwed

[Auronreinhart]

omg, that was so funny, had me in stitches. awesome as, 10/10.

[Prawnlet]

hahaha

[MrDon1984]

ur suppose to cut the edge off the gravy packet to let the steam cme out mate.. its never suppose to "somtimes it just does that" lol.. but nice overall

[Krausea13]

That holds australian society together..............your are retarted.

[Krausea13]

I don't know why, i just want to tackle you

o.o

[Krausea13]

Don't believe everything you read you R-Tard

[T0bSure]

good vid, can you show us how to make baked beans on toast next.

[mizbehavin1234]

"I'm gona settle this once and for all...You prick! other wise they split..."

haha i nearly weed myself with laughter, the sausages are both split when he goes to serve them!

[nehmejo]

This guy's a fucken retard

[killevilpeople]

wtf, if i wanted to cook this i would read the instructions on the back of the fucking pakcets.. cook with real food not frozen safeway/woolworths shit.

cooking my ass

[bearlover07]

First thing i noticed is how good looking this guys is!

[JezzaPJezza]

you should see man's first attempt at space flight featuring grod the cave man

[GodRoxChurchSux]

I used to eat powdered potato (black and yellow generic brand in Australia) for 2 years. Until I accidentally left it out of the fridge for a day. It smelt rotten and was partly black. I had slight health problems from it like gas. I now use real potato. Too easy.

[belozzie]

Hilarious...!!

[Stumblefuck]

What a fucking moron, god I wanna pound this fuckwit's head into the bitumen! How come so many imbeciles on this planet?

DIE, CUNT!!!!!

[JezzaPJezza]

it's gonna be hard to "pound this . . .'s head" since as he is so well fed and you're obviously just this side of sentient.

[trulynot]

lol, nice bitch !

[knic11]

omg wat an idiot

[dinostamp]

This is stupid.

[RetrieverPuppy24]

yea...your actually meant to cut the packet of gravy open BEFORE you put it into the microwave...and you also gotta stop using so much 'instant' crap...that stuff is bad for ya if you use it so much...

[undercovamum]

lol ur kiddin????

[tomlubach01]

ive never laughed so much in my life

[WarriorSouthpaw]

He looks just like Jimmy Barnes in the clip for 'Cheap Wine' rofl

[Krausea13]

Seriously craig, would you like a sticker?

[Forkfingers]

Instant mash, pffft!

[stranger85er]

wow, bangers and mash with vegetables, man you guys impress easily. my retarded one armed blind neice can cook that, and she mashes her own potato

[crosscand]

wow, u must really love ur retarded one armed blind neice...haha, she has the best aunt/uncle who doesnt judge her hahaha

[mlawren7]

Is your niece also your daughter? That would explain her deformities and your comment.

[mlawren7]

Is your niece also your daughter? That would explain her deformities and your comment.

[regorgnow]

Did she loose that arm in a blender accident? Dont deny the facts

[creativefisher]

You could have your own show on television tommorow if you already don't. I would watch it every day. I love to cook and this is a pleasure to watch. Doesn't hurt that you are charismatic and quite good looking. :) This was filmed very well, I love all the angles.

[vloggernoob]

lol that was great!

[crosscand]

haha he is definately cute...so funny when the microwave just lets out a big POP!! "It's split...sometimes it does that"...coz ur supposed 2 cut the edge so it breathes craig hehe funny funny, thats why australia is the best country in the world OI OI OI!!!

[gnfrman]

lol thats good mate i would eat that for sure and the beer at the end made it

[AngryFran]

I had intimate relations with Craig...

[hairball1975]

No we didn't!

[pixi3angeldreamx]

LOL the guide to make instant food edible... Truely aussie...love his eyes

[phiefia]

PUT UP ANOTHER VIDEO !!!!!

This show is hilarious!

[wez80]

Oh, come on, some of you people took this seriously? Ohhhhh dear.

[citything]

lol, that's cute, so Australian.

"I put tomato sauce on everything" haha.

[SailorV84]

what a spunk, he can cook 4 me any day.

[SailorV84]

do you kno wot spunk means?

coz by the msg u left im sure you dont,

spunk means: hott sexy, nice looking cute, that guy is a spunk it means hes cute.

nothing to do with cum sorry to say.

[johnmair]

'spunk' means many things, it is also slang for 'semen'. look it up. thanks bye.

[SailorV84]

ok, i looked it up it dose also mean semen, but ive never herd of it called that, ive herd of spoof, and wad, but im still confused how u got that out of it cos i said 'hes a spunk'so i need an explanition as to how you got hes an cum outa that it dosent even make sense.

[ihemflooy]

it is an older gen term for cum. It's probably current in NZ

[JezzaPJezza]

treaty

[ihemflooy]

do you mean a treaty with those spunks from NZ?

[JezzaPJezza]

if you wanna treaty with NZ you should go to Japan seeing as they own much of it. but if you think NZ it's a step behind I guess it depends on if you're looking up or down

[ihemflooy]

you're on a roll tonight. I could also go to to Gold Coast where NZ owns much of it. Maybe the week after Easter

[ihemflooy]

you're on a roll tonight. I could also go to to Gold Coast where NZ owns much of it. Maybe the week after Easter

[JezzaPJezza]

mmmm gold coast. It'd be really nice if it were just North of Greymouth. Oh hang on, it is . . . .

[JezzaPJezza]

ihemflooy. Cheers Bro.

[ihemflooy]

Greymouth is stunning, but you're not there. Not Gold Coast either I guess

[ihemflooy]

Greymouth is stunning, but you're not there. Not Gold Coast either I guess

[JezzaPJezza]

nice guitar work

[allyson1985]

ahaha.. this video never ceases to amuse me

[alex8039]

stupid aussies..

[tomlubach01]

stupid yanks

[jackbrown21]

Boy your a smart one!!!

He's actually Australian...

[alex8039]

Lol who said im a yank? maybe im Aussie ^^,

[trukurt]

I like it, simple, yet delicious. True Aussie mate!!!

[cahillmac]

It's a joke,and I loved it.He could get a tv job from this. He is good looking as well.

[PrinceDeath1]

LMFAO!!!! this guy is such a narb lets make bangers and mash with peas and carrots lol narb dumb ass aussie putting us down in the shit learn to cook stuff from scratch i can make better crap then that coming home from work

[rodd22]

damn he's cute though......amazingingly beautiful eyes....."he can prick" my sausage anytime....and I'll split for him

[rodd22]

....why do australians' cook in a microwave????????????  because they fit well in a jail cell

[rodd22]

he may know how to cook a sausage......He doesn't know how to use his

[fiha]

nauseatingly funny.

[camerongb]

Yeah I Chuck tomato Suace On everything 2

[BELTED007]

HEE HEE FUNNY BUGGA!

[MRMILO57]

I love toasted sandwiches with strassberg slices, cheese, onion, then scrambled egg with BBQ sause, s & p....yummo....um don't forget to butter the bread before you put it in the sandwich press!

[TURBOswiftgti]

great effort! but he didnt do much cooking, the gravy was instant, the mash was instant, the vegtebales were frozen and the sausages were already bought from a store. The seriousness of this video is what makes it so funny.. Top stuff

[53531640]

Next week, tune in to learn how to make a cup of tea with milk and 2 sugars.

[splitza]

lol..omg...

[menirva68]

yumm. Craig can cook at my place anytime. (I'd only let him in the Kitchen if I was tired though hehe). I prefer the just home from work look in this episode to the "scrubbed up cause Aunt Mavis is coming for dinner" look in the first episode. And no, I'm not gay.

Cracked up reading the comments from the knobs who just don't get it.

[ngaire74]

is this a joke? spuds in a packet...wtf?

bon appedumbo

[pr1s3dentBush]

omg, wat a noob, come to nz and learn to cook

[jasnkat]

I think Deb is a much superior instant mash!

[jview70]

i think this video is a top effort! keep it up

[danksie]

frozen veg? packet potato? are you in the arctic or just a lazy cunt??

[abdfgor]

this video was so fantastic, i spilt my gravy!

[bluezgal1]

hey graig...if thats wat u like then im glad u enjoyed....i enjoyed watchin ya...cute..

[22hamish34]

you ozzie fetus feature .

[Starwithnoname]

Nice try - you're seriously telling me that the packet stuff tastes like real mashed potatoes. How about steaming your vegies - the remaining water makes a great vegie stock.

[CCkissesx]

I feel like I can comment here. I purchase the bag stuff frequently - tastes bloody great. It's creamier and smoother than the mash I could ever make!! A little goes a long way too.

[ChicknDog]

Dinner sucked! Thanks for nothing Craig!

[ilickboys69]

you actually took his advice? :-/

[wheels1988]

LOL not that aussies needs a cooking show for that meal but it made me laugh Well done mate

[pottyf]

don't prick your sausages. The reason they split is that those sausages have natural skins and you are cooking them on too high a heat. Keep the sausages on a low heat and cook gently, then they will not split. They should take 10 to 12 minutes

[PaulineHarvey]

No they don't. That mass produced supermarket type have collagen casings. Yes, prick them. Natural ones (i.e. intsetines) don;t prick.

[Fozza888]

They all split, regardless of intestinal casing, collagen casing whatever. embrace the split sausage, and truly culinary justice will be served!

[yokashaakstra]

hahah man this is hilarious. what a joker, his gravey split yo, bon appetido

[zombiesonar]

LOL see the cut line on the gravy sachet? im guessing you gut there genius. no exploding sometimes then haha

[shansta22]

ha ha ha thats gold. I'm confused though, is it suppose to be a cooking lesson or does he work promoting instant foods?

[ratrodralphy]

FUCKEN OZZY COLESTROL HEAD

[ratrodralphy]

THATS YOUR SUSAGE ISANT IT.

[syrecky]

How can such .... video have such a lot of comments? Why I did watch IT? Can somebody tell me is that ... spoof or NOT?

[kentgoanna]

dead set pharkin legend

[Frankybags]

Craig..I give you a 10/10 mate...don't worry about what all the other wankers comments say....keep making the cooking episodes....I enjoyed the down to earth delivery of the episode. Cheers!

[enniegirl74]

Wow whats cookin good lookin!!!! Fantastic idea! Can't believe those wankers comments, gee some people take things so seriously

[dylanlaww]

youre supposed to cut the corner off the gravy first you idiot

[hypock1]

lol its a parody

[phiefia]

hahahahaha! hilarious

[ianspark]

This is exactly what I have every time there's nothing in my fridge. haha. Oh, my tip: HEAT THE FROZEN VEGES IN MICROWAVE. it can cook thoroughly, remains all vege tastes and save a lot of time

[hypock1]

great idea :)

i also find adding tin foil around it helps speed the process

[mrinferno6969]

OMFG frozen veg :(

[drbob67r100]

what is even funnier than the video's is the amount of people responding who JUST DONT GET IT... keep em' coming

[heldercamposriomeao]

australian and english kitchen...its the WORST IN THE WORLD.ITS TERRIBLE.australia its a beautyful country with beautyful people but they just CANT COOK.

[KonnyM]

cunt.

[mrinferno6969]

yeah fuck you too numbnuts, i cook for a fucking living, tell me i cant cook after 4 years of TAFE and 3 years of cooking in a restaurant, so in short thats a big middle finger to all australians, especially the ones working in hospitality.

[ArgAvast]

wow. even though ur country has a high abortion rate, i guess they just missed one hey?

just shutup, ur coments are unwelcome. if u hadnt noted most ppl in ur feild hav a sense of manners and dignity. u fail.

[ExNihiloJimmy]

I wanna smack

your face

[oxygen719]

Fuck-it.....I just remembered another great idea....instead of frozen veg, try using the tinned stuff. It goes really well in the microwave. Just pop it straight in like you showed with the gravy. You will have yourself explosive result.....

[oxygen719]

Free tip....Try mashing your potatoes and adding Sour Cream instead of Milk & Butter. Don't forget plenty of Salt & Pepper.

[oxygen719]

I grew up around Fences. We had a Fence around our yard. The school had one. They are everywhere. That dosen't make me a fencer.

Lets change the tile of Craigs videos to..."Stop cooking Craig".....PLEASE?

[dccastell]

This is the funniest cookery spoof I've seen. It IS a spoof, isn't it?

[bayut71]

Good God...! you call that cooking..? I wanna eat the chef instead..! yum yum yum..!

[syrecky]

yeah looks yummy

[wivvix]

Those frozen veges are like eating water. There are only trace amounts of nutrients left in them, hence why they taste like cardboard.

You also don't need to add oil when cooking sausages, they're loaded with fat. There's not really a great deal of meat in them either, they're mostly bread-crumbs and other additives, about 30% actual beef/meat.

[asnunk]

Woolworths Select grow their vegetables in eastern europe and ship them over here to aust. Im not saying theres anything wrong with east eu, but it annoys me how woolies is always boasting about being australian and supporting australia '100%'

[toplz]

i agree

[nlangely]

Phew.... Hot as!

[giddyzebra]

oh man you look like me, scary

[phiefia]

great video. nice work dude on the effort. its really good. obviously, the recepe is not for everyone - like at the beginning u say its perfect for a wednesday night - thats the key.

[CuntGut]

look out huey, theres a new chef in town.

[rayyydawg]

look out mum, i've been a bad eskimo and my ice has all but melted. What did i do with it? Why i shot it of course and it was just divine. Now, lets ride the train.

[IdunCareLesSn00b]

Dont put olive oil on sausages they already have enough oil in them.Use McCain frozen winter veg that has 4 veg in it broccoli cauliflower carrot beans.Steam them until just crisp don't boil them.Without fresh potato get freeze dried powdered potatoes which is just potato without the chemicals.Potato mixes have nuclear waste in them would never eat them.Get organic natural powdered gravy mix from supermarket put in cup with hot water put in microwave stir have good gravy in 4 mins.Good meal.

[indemnis4]

Onya. That is not really full of nutrient. Your 2 veg is the only properly nutrient rich food on that plate. Highly processed food is not really the go. My dad would follow this show and die from health issues. Try chops or steak, five veg all snap frozen. Use a nice pickle or relish instead of the gravy. Let me know how you go. Top marks for editing and a professional look.

[TheAngryFishermen]

fucken yeahhh yummmm ..could ya do something with some Flathead fillets mate...?????

[apoeticmojo]

lmao..."if you don't PRICK them they will split" well master chef they fu*k'n split ya egg head

[Smash0me]

Haha, the people doing these comments know more about cooking than you do mate

[henh32]

He looks and dresses just like my bogan ex-housemate, except he cooks better.. and has his own beer.

[lenfanten1]

shud have kept the water and when it was cooled put it on the grden wash your face or brush your teeth flush the loo do the dishes we are on water restrictions now dont be water wally waster

[BAwithBALLS]

you dont prick sausages mate thats how you lose flavour...

[rfp74]

the gravy packet exploded cause you didnt cut the corner off it fucktard.

[yasounay11]

nice job!And recently i find a funny web SenoirWoo . com which is about dating with experenced boomer!i really get more fun there!

[yasounay11]

haha!

[spentfromnz]

Wow thanks for this super informational video. I would never have known how to cook sausages and frozen veges were it not for you. Can't wait for your next video on how to make toast.

[TyaxComp]

Hahahahahaha, you are one funny bastard! :P

[chickles4022]

I honestly didn't think that anybody ate that instand mash stuff...yucko! Nice eyes.

[tofunotes]

Bloody tops. Good work, Grodders.

[b0bh3lp3r]

Hoges would be proud of this effort!

hahahaha

;-)

[b0bh3lp3r]

Funny Stuff Guys!

Good work!!!

(What's even funnier is: half the dopeys out there don't even realise it's supposed to be a bit of fun!)

Keep it up!

[troy5690]

Well I guess that makes you a hole lot smarter than all the "dopeys" don't it.

[b0bh3lp3r]

hahahaha... ...YEP!

[maxbuc]

Oh okay, it's meant to be satire.

[BigRedIsGod]

the glue that holds you and your dad together

mash potato make the real thing you tight arse

[TARDISDOWNUNDER]

Craig is a spunk!!! Yum, he can cook in my Kitchen anyday.

[BigRedIsGod]

hes a fuckin fag

[hairball1975]

I checked out BRIGs profile. He is a mans man. He likes American 'Football' and CYK and Hunting and Cars. Playboygirls and Metallica. Fishing and fights.

What it doesn't say there is that in his spare time he likes to watch and comment on a cooking videos, magic videos....

I wonder what else he is hiding! ha ha

[BigRedIsGod]

haha your gay mate i dont like hunting you fag dont know where you read that and its CKY not CYK well you like commenting cooking videos cause you commented this one dickhead.

[BigRedIsGod]

The only reason i commented this one was cause of his last shitty one just to see if this one was better. o yeah thats not magic its taking the piss out of a magician you wanker. get ya facts right before you write something

[allyson1985]

"bon apetito". ahaha. nice work mr c and scott.

hooray for unshaveness.

[srbcon]

Craig you continue to impress me with your cooking abilities!!!

[MissCheI]

I must say this repast appears more edible than the spag bowl.

That mash actually looks delicious, must be the four real potatoes in it lol

Very funny guys good work!!!

"you prick" hahahaha

[CharlesAngusSpear]

I can't believe Craig called us pricks!

[seaaghost]

ohhh this is great.

[BathingFrankyTv]

Good looking snags!!