Keith Morris says, "Turn your internet off!"

[DARRINCONNOR1]

Its 3am fukwad.

[nigletgook]

hey keith i bootlegged your four ep's off youtube. thanks, i love the internet...and off! rule...free music for free people!!!

[BroughamConspiracy]

It used to be I couldn't find my favorite new records at a record store. Now I can't find a record store.

[Bakery994]

I dont think he means literally 'TURN YOUR INTERNET OFF', but go out see a local band, buy one of their CD's.

[deathcore1239]

Okay.

[sintwin666]

Just bought the first four ep's package from a local record store here in salt lake city, so hyped.

[97kaa]

Don't worry, I'll do all that stuff, but I have to check my email first, and a couple other things...

[IngloriousButter]

id go to a fucken party

[DubravaBoi]

He didn't mean to turn it off completely, he men't you should do something else with your life except being here. I'm going out to skate right now. Cya!

[sucklingfatty]

old man mentality. its about balance, keeth

[waggy3047]

i can't believe people don't get this video...

[rugbyfreakful]

he looks really high

[BroughamConspiracy]

@rugbyfreakful Believe me, he's high. Less like a kite and more like a satellite.

[bobokk]

@punksbeathippies How do you know that?

[janiceholmes]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!! going to pick up EP.

[adolfGoooglification]

i don't like people.

[verbaledge]

wahh

[jd9547]

/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o

[NeonNeckFace]

I listen to new music by finding it on the internet then finding out about shows on the internet so I need the internet to find shows. This isn't like the 80's when everyone would put up flyers on the streets flyers are now on the internet so sorry Keith I am keeping my internet on

[Clerks0]

B-but..

The only record store that ever was here closed down 5 years ago.. And I don't have any friends, so how can I go to a party?

SCREW YOU, MAN. SCREW YOU :(

[DeathHateandRemorse]

I think we could stand to light a fire drink some beers! Do anything! Hang outside with your friends that costs no money. Walk the dog pull your dick anything!

[ChrisGnosis]

The excuses being posted here as to why people can't peel themselves away from their computers are fucking lame. If you can walk or have a bike you can go somewhere, hell go to a fucking McDonalds with a friend, at least it's something. Even if you don't have cash you can loiter or break something, fuck.

[xXbestefarXx]

@ChrisGnosis Not the Corporate Deathburger!

[ChrisGnosis]

@xXbestefarXx

Guilty pleasure, you make up for it by sending a brick through their window at your next riot! :D

[xXbestefarXx]

@ChrisGnosis ;D

[hilbillyjones66]

Christ, quit telling me what to do Keith. What an asshole.

[50BurntIncenseSticks]

@hilbillyjones66 .. :(

[ikey303]

i purchased this ep on the internet

[Serpo71]

Thanks, Keith..... Now where the fuck are those circle jerks and Off! downloads.....

[remcomater336]

"listen to some new music" I do that all the time.. on the internet

[TheRmill3r]

What if "listening to some new music" involves my internet?

[BigNoseMusic]

@TheRmill3r

Go buy some records! Vinyl is the thing!

[Beholdthesharktopus]

Eh all my friends go back to school tomorrow and don't want to do anything. That's my excuse.

[glork2007]

Go to a record store to listen to some new music. YEAAAH right...

[MEKON17]

keith morris can fuck off !!

[TheCunningAndFought]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOCIALIZE sdljfhajkdhkjfgkds

WHATS TALKING TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS OMGMG PANIC.

But really. Go on a walk or something sometime. Look at nature and shit. DO SHIT. DRAW A FUCKING PICTURE OR SOMETHING. Go walk on a mountain or something epic.

[TheWho58]

I don't have a local record store or anything really I live in a small town.

[lolz146]

Typical that he'd tell you to go buy his new EP out of all things

[ptola]

BUY OUR STUFF OR DIE!

that's the message....

[angiec789]

lol I like hardcore but this old guy can fuck OFF

[BillHicks420]

@angiec789 That was possibly the dumbest comment I've read in a year. Well done.

[Ragedhard]

"TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING!

LIKE BUY ALL MY SHIT!"

ill get right on it

[numnutth]

gonna go back to my porn now

[Jtb702]

But Keith, without the internet, I never would have heard of your new band, never purchased you CD, and never played your videos on youtube.. I know you have an image to uphold buddy, but don't bite the hand that feeds my friend. rock. 

[ignorethemachine1]

@Jtb702 i dont think he means dont use the internet at all. i think hes refering to people that spend more time on the computer then in real life.

[Jtb702]

But Keith, without the internet, I never would have heard of your new band, never purchased you CD, and never played your videos on youtube.. I know you have an image to uphold buddy, but don't bite the hand that feeds my friend. rock.

[erloriel]

You don't turn off your internet...you close your browser. Noob.

[DenyVoidDead]

@erloriel lol

[IWinkedAtMyDad]

Listen to new music? Isn't that what the internet is for?

[DenyVoidDead]

@IWinkedAtMyDad yeah it sucks, i wish it was like back then where towns and stuff and independent record stores and it wasnt about downloading music you like for free

[BarrioPunkRock]

Go out and Spray paint the walls !

[YouGotWoodRolled]

Keith isn't literally saying "i want you to live without the internet"...the point is to get up off your ass and make shit happen.

[dubified89]

@YouGotWoodRolled I've only ever been able to make shit happen on my ass

[ForgotFuckIt]

house arrest for a month

[soulmama96]

man, my computer's screwed... 

[eatmeimsteak]

fuck man i would but i'm on house arrest...

[soulmama96]

@eatmeimsteak: really?? hmn, sounds rough... if memory serves well, though, even on house arrest one's allowed to step out for a bit during daylight hours. no?

[monkeymagoo47]

I would, but its just a series of tubes

[NishadSD]

The only record store near by is shutting down at the end of the month, and it fucking sucks.

[BarrioPunkRock]

i would but i dont belong !

[melvins508]

Ah Keith! I love you man! But damn! Record stores.... not working anymore!

Keith is a BADASS MOFO though... if any of you kids haven't listened to old school Black Flag or Circle Jerks... Keith is the fucking man! He is our punk rawk god..and even though it is so easy to steal music these days (I do it) ... buy records of his..support him... he is our master.

[510punx]

how inspirational.

[DMcFed]

Off is awesome, but what an idiot; if I turned my internet off i never would've found this band. It's a (good) black flag and circle jerks reunion. Fucking great! I love this band.

[SkudKid111]

I can be healthy and use the internet all about balance

[becomethevillain]

I would turn my internet off if there was anything better to do around here ¬_¬

[MjXllcommando]

>go to a record store

>go buy something

yeah, turn off technology to contribute to our consumer society. Thats progress!

[Crow667]

Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[mjanzen49]

turbonegro shirt!!!!! :D

[Leeroy69Jenkums]

stop telling me what to do cunt

[Brimboras]

great message and the internet youth really need this so bad

i have friends now that use their crackberries and Ipad and I phones right in front of me

i know couples that will sit there and use their piece of shit phones and txt each other or post shit to facebook ... DURING A PARTY!!! wtf is this world coming to DESTROY YOUR TECHNOLOGY .. and buy Keith's CD.. I did!!! this album fuckin shreds

[shadylurker138]

sorry Keith rather use my hard earned money on beer and pot and take advantage of modern technology and listen to music for free.

[keepitbenbrook]

this reminds me of the old nickelodion commercials about staying fit and healthy. made me laugh so hard i dropped my pipe and broke it. had to turn off the internet and walk to the head shop and replace it. mission accomplished keith morris, mission accomplished.

[volimsir]

You douchebags take everything so literally. The internet is not a bad thing, but sitting on your ass all day makes you a waste of space and air. Do something with yourself that doesn't involve facebook.

[TranzducerK]

Sounds kinda selfish and corporate. "Stop looking to the world of information in front of you and go buy my record!!" ...very punk rock. I do really enjoy Off!, though. But, I wouldn't have known about the new tunes had it not been for a podcast, which I got FROM THE INTERWEBS!

[hokie46]

If I turn my internet off, the porn will go away, so no thanks.

[k1ngofmiaea]

give me something to do keith

[dnzg66]

Kind of ironic, considering this man once sang: I don't wanna live To be forty-three I don't like The scene going on around me Go on out Get some more Go on out Get fucked up and pass out on the floor Go on out Get some more Go on out To your favorite liquor store Go on out Don't worry about it any more Go on out Get fucked up I don't know what for Seriously -- sounds like 4chan to me.

[xxMassMurderer1235xx]

without the fucking internet i would be unaware that you even started a new band keith morris. and i listen to YOUR music on my COMPUTER

[klashellejr]

make shit happen even if you do live in a shitty town. go skate, if you can't skate learn. rodney mullen wrote about how inspiring it can be to strike up conversations with random people. don't like your neighbors? don't like your town? fuck shit up. introduce your friends to punk. start a band, can't afford instruments? make one. even if there seems like nothing to do, the more you're outside bored, the more likely you are to think of something, just keep thinking.

[JKablam]

@klashellejr i'd totally skate and do stuff in a few months. But its snow storm after snow storm in Mass right now, so i'm kinda stuck.

[doc998]

KEITH MORRIS IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!

god i love this guy

[Zingsterazn]

But its so east to "discover a new band" using said internet...lol

[306ness]

keeeith is so WASTED, he looks WASTED.

[iAMnoxon]

But I get all my music from the interbutts :(

[TheLegitMan93]

He's fucking right, but not everybody has the luxury to just... go to a record shop! Or... buy their record, which I'm sure is good! Or... go to a party where the people there actually have good fucking taste! Yeah, I kinda hate the fact that I'm on the internet all fucking day, but it's all I have. Not everyone lives in a big city with easy access to all the fun.

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

@TheLegitMan93 hell.. im only sixteen.. i dont have a car or a job.. my parents dont give me money for anything.. i cant do shit...

[noodlepunx]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2

DO YOU THINK WHEN HE WAS 16HIS PARENTS GAVE HIM MONEY?

[OuTBreaKOfEviL2]

@noodlepunx how the hell am i suppose to know. maybe they did. maybe he had a job. 

[Armalite2010]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2 lies. you can do more than you think! GO FOR A WALK! look at the trees, the sky, the water, the landmarks

[RogerCRamirez]

@Armalite2010

i have to be on shrooms to do that lol

[Armalite2010]

@RogerCRamirez I <3 you, already. I want some magic in my life!

[Liteboyiam]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2

wow, that's the stupidest thing i ever heard. 'doing things' means creating things... finding things... to do. doesn't require money or a car. if you're bored... YOU'RE BORING. quit copping out and go make your fucking life. : )

stop reading this and go!

[iheartsxe]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2 then go out and try to find a person who's willing to pay u for doing some little jobs ...

[ShadowJunkieMusic]

@OuTBreaKOfEviL2 you could use your imagination or get a job

[untruemetalhead]

lol Keith Morris has a facebook

[bristlesandstuds]

Listening to Off! and partying with my good friends...

[nzwwefan]

lol

[Gartenschorle]

go cut your hair keith

[elikewl]

keith morris should turn his brain off

[Capz541]

I can't :( I'm trapped in some shitty ass suburban town with nothing to do but play bass and I don't own a record player or have enough money to purchase one.

[bobokk]

@Capz541 Get a job and start a band

[Capz541]

@bobokk What a great idea! ...Oh wait there aren't any people that listen to punk at my school.

[comedyliker12]

@Capz541 we dont even have a record store in my town, but atleast i got my band.

[MrPunkRock911]

@Capz541 Your town is what you make of it man. i live in a similar place and i know how it can be but you just gotta get out and make your own fun man. if you need ideas look to the old cky videos bam and his friends used to make in the 90s. they lived in a small town and now their rich and famous for just having fun and being stupid in it.

[cypressride]

@Capz541 go set on a picnic table with your friends and look bored. 40's get things going.

[Capz541]

@cypressride Ha, what friends?

[ColinTheButthead]

@Capz541 Stop making fucking excuses

[Capz541]

@ColinTheButthead k

[HerbertHarm]

seeya