2008-09-09 Opie and Anthony: Discussing the Large Hadron Collider with Louis C.K. Part 1 of 2

[nairolfmackebrecht]

Large Hard-On Collider?

[sgfig]

god damn paranoid Americans

[yakomuto]

Ugh... this black hole thing was so hyped. when you actually hear the scientists explaining it and the possibilities of this happening you are so insulted by this stupid rumor that the scientist somehow endangered the planet by switching on one of the most Technological advanced inventions mankind ever made.

[keggerous]

from what ive heard its already made blackholes . . . i thinm it alread made the heavy supersemetric particles too but im not sure. it could have just been a dream i had . .. ahhaahahhaahahah

[PurpleNurpleUrple]

Scientists postulated that the LHC was powerful enough to create EXTREMELY small blackholes. These black holes would be smaller then the diameter of an atom. Due to the small size of the black holes they themselves would evaporate (for lack of a better term) in a matter of nano-seconds.

Typical person translation = LHC will make a black hole that will suck the Earth into it. End of the world.

[wingsofmajesty]

I can speak for Sweden. They refrigerate eggs.

[smeerios]

I feel like you can't credit something as false or improbable just because you have a more elementary understanding of science, and just generally the field of splitting subatomic particles

[Redbob86]

One thing that's a bit annoying is that scientists are usually credited for technological breakthroughs that had NOTHING to do with scientists. Engineers get robbed from the credit the most. The term "rocket scientist" is a falicy. Rocket ENGINEERS were the ones behind every step from concept to application. The rocket "scientists" were usually the ones saying how impossible it was by drawing a bunch of meaningless math as "proof".

Scientists say bees shouldn't fly, engineers build planes

[spicmanz]

@Redbob86 no one cares about your thoughts, how does that feel, does that hurt?

[ErikCartman]

he is right about refrigeration in the supermarket. in italy they aren't refrigerated. period

in the house yes i got them in the fridge.

[Thescumlord]

Actually Louis CK is wrong about the egg thing. In northern Europe eggs are ALWAYS stored in a cooler next to milk, cheese etc.

[lucasfunkt]

Louis C K's wrong about the Eggs in all of Europe, I don't know about France and Italy but every where I know in the UK Eggs are always kept refrigerated.

[ErikCartman]

@lucasfunkt of course they are refrigerated too.

american believe the most random thing.

[mentalillnesstalking]

@ErikCartman this American guy went to Europe and physically saw that most Europeans don't refridgerate eggs. That's not a false belief dummy it's reality.

[boothesquirrel]

listening to them talking about science is painful

[GiantDoucheNG]

There are subatomic black holes EVERYWHERE.

[gfuzzy]

Nacho cheese a damus

i lol'd

[Dionysus187]

Wow never seen so many 'hole' comments on a OnA post before.

Their exaggerating for comedic effect, so its the EASIEST thing to rip the legs out from under it. In a nutshell pointing out shit they are saying as wrong is extremely petty and it ALL went over your dumb fucking head.

[ksim43]

@Dionysus187 But on another clip, Louis mentioned he hated comics who talk out of ignorance (in relation to hacks who "joke" about plane seat belts not much help in a mountain crash, when their purpose is for the safety of landing and not having your face smashed in seat in front of you). Yes, it's exaggerated for comic effect, but there is some value when you have some level of knowledge that punctures the joke.

[Rubberchix]

louis is wrong about eggs in england. you balding fat ginger faggot.

[EZmoney3000]

@Rubberchix waaahhmbulance

[EmoSceneKid654]

@Rubberchix Go fuck yourself, you limey cock. Isn't it about tea time? Go have your crumpets. Eat your limes so you don't get the SCURVY!

[PRINCEKONG100]

@EmoSceneKid654 put on your womans jeans and make up and sing gay songs into your camera you girly american faggot.

[ToplessArt]

@Rubberchix Isn't England the fattest country in Europe?

[Rubberchix]

@ToplessArt I have no evidence to back any agreement or argument. All I know is that my mother's cunt.

[ToplessArt]

@Rubberchix I came in ready to fire on all cylinders, and instead got a hearty laugh. Well done.

[Fistwagon]

You can store eggs without refridgeration because raw eggs adapt to the temperature you put them in.. If you chill them they'll go bad at room temp but if they were always at room temp, nothing changes.

[alenemor89]

these subatomic particles collides everywhere, all the time but we cant study them so that's why they use this collider to observe it in a controlled environment. The fear mongers don't know shit about science nor does Louis CK and Anthony/opie

[drivepro]

and you know what happens when you assume....

[stopcicles]

Haha, they're fucking dunces when it comes to science.

[boothesquirrel]

Yeah, I was scared to listen to this one :(

[keewee01]

Dont you just hate when people try to talk like opie and anthony?

[koino47]

@keewee01 well sir i hope you fall into a bucket of aids.....

no seriously though i hear you on that, too many unfunny people repeating what they hear

[kongfeet81]

with risk comes progress, stop your bitching.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

The Jews run the black holes and I want them shut down!!!

[TheDrunkenCelt]

Thats like before they tested the A-bomb they thought that its explosion could go on forever

[TheDrunkenCelt]

whoops commented before that came up =P

[ajr4888]

I've never understood why science needs to fuck with shit that can potentially annihilate us.Cure for AIDS or cancer? Fuck that,we're gonna mess with a machine that could create a black hole and destroy us all.Scientists are shitdicks.Just a bunch of cunts with glasses and clipboards propelling us towards the apocalypse.

[UDavidT]

without scientists we would all die at age 30 like before.

I am sorry but your just a coward.

[ajr4888]

And you're a fucking idiot.I never said anything about not wanting advances in medicine or the study of the human body,if you had read my post like an intelligent human you'd see that.I made an exaggerated and humorous comment about the video in the spirit of a Jim Norton rant.Any intelligent person would read that post and see it as a joke,but you had to be an uppity cunt and take it literally you humorless jizz bucket.Also,the word is "you're",not "your",learn to spell properly douche bag.

[UDavidT]

First of all this is the internet, nobody is impressed of you taking out your time to spell shit out correctly.

Second, I didn't mention anything about advances in medicine for the study of the human body.

Third, reading anything intelligently has nothing to do with knowing what reference you made,

And also good job at making yourself sounding like an idiot, I'm just making an reference of what Opie said when they were still broadcasting in boston.

new listeners like you should fuck off.

[ToplessArt]

Actually your comment lacked any articulation of sarcasm so it's entirely possible to misconstrue it as serious. It really wasn't as blatant as you thought it was.

[blatspanner]

30's old enough. i'm 33 and it blows.

[RayPinpillage]

I agree, I'm 36 and I wish I bought it like a real man at 25. Car crash, OD, gunfight, whatever. Instead I'm surrounded by a society of girly men mindlessly texting all day about reality shows and talking all ghetto (they're white btw).

[BrendanIsCool]

@UDavidT correct.

[mephisto4444]

@UDavidT actually, that age 30 is an average because infant mortality rate was through the fuckin roof. cavemen lived up to 60 years without the infant mortality taken into account

[stfwho]

@UDavidT if we all died at 30 like before, the world would never have gotten as bad as it is right now.

btw "you are" = "you're".

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Nacho-cheese-o-damus