It's not so much what he's saying as the way he says it. He thinks he's some kind of philosopher king, but he doesn't actually have anything to say. He's sort of like my film teacher: desperately trying to convince himself he knows a goddamn thing, despite learning what he was teaching us off Wikipedia, AS HE READ THE ARTICLE DIRECTLY TO US.
@coolcow4321 So why exactly is "his BS ridiculous"? I can perhaps agree that "make love to the mountain" might be an awkward comment for the kiddies on YouTube to hear, but everything else he said was perfectly rational and actually quite wise. Is it just BS because a funny song was made from the interview? Or do you perhaps not understand what he is saying? Or are you just on the Shatner hate train? I'm not a trekky or anything, I just think he spoke wisely.
"Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain". Fair enough Shatner -> "Challenge the rock". Yeah I see what you mean. "This human being Kirk, representing all human beings, climbing higher than himself". Yep, you've sorted out some kind of psychological metaphor. "There's reason to think if a crystal can regrow itself, that's one of the criteria of life". WHAT THE FUCK SHATNER???
I climbed a mountain once, no ropes or equipment, it was hard and scary, I promised myself that if I lived I would never ever ever do it again, it was not fun or sexual, it became about life and death and how brave I was, I made it, we all did, but I will keep my self promise and never do it again, my mountain was only 9 thousand feet and had a gentle slope to it, still with bare hands it was hard and scary.
Now we see a very deep analysis of why this character would climb the mountain... and in the actual scene, none of it's really there in the actual scene.
As much as it sounds freaky, and sexual. It is amazingly poetic how he describes his philosophy on what Rock Climbers feel. And frankly, I think he's right, Rock Climbers do want to feel close to the Earth, to the as he said "living" body of rock that they find themselves climbing. It makes perfect sense!
I have to admit, even William Shatner looks confused about what he's saying, at times. Some of what he's saying is pretty difficult to comprehend, and it seems like he knows it.
Before I've ever watched this video, but knowing the remix all along, I thought the maker of the remix had cut the original audio and put it together to make it sound senseless... now I know better
I thought maybe the FallOnYourSword video just took the most odd-sounding parts out of context and strung them together. I was wrong: Shatner meant it.
Yeah... Shatner kinda mixed up "free climbing" and "solo climbing" there. You still use security devices when free climbing, the only difference from "technical climbing" is that you use devices only for security, not for progression. "Soloing" is merely a suicidal and marginal sub-form of "free climbing" and the common reason why free climbers have to pay inordinate premiums for life insurance.
As a climber in the CCS, this video makes me happier than puppies!!! This is awesome that only Shatner can achieve. Totally fictional and made-up information, but doused in win!!!!
I just realised that, as obnoxious as he is sometimes, the fact is there is no one out there like him. He serves a great purpose. He's going to be remembered.
The enthusiasm and sense of generosity he feels in sharing his philosophy about mountain climbers and their sinuous bodies making love to the mountain, is quite evident in the tremor in his voice and in the ecstasy which he could not hide completely from his face, although he tried with all his considerable acting skills.
I don't see the bullshit, in this. It makes some sense. I mean, you know, he's not that articulate, but I understand what he's saying, and it's rather poetic.
The last twenty seconds of this video are some of the most beautiful words I've heard in my life. Once again, William Shatner has cheered me up about everything, forever.
To be fair, nothing he actually says should really be considered bullshit until about 2.30. After that, it's pure Shatner. He mentions crystals forming, 'becoming one' and even says the word 'eons' in less than a minute.
wow, he's talking about crystals forming and thats why kirk is climblin. wtf? kirk isnt climbing b/c of rock and crystals forming, he's climbing cause he's a badass
agreed with ya pal. there is more to the climb than what most people see. Symbolically climbing a mountain is like getting over something incredibly difficult. Also seen partly as a ritual in many countries. The strangest thing for me is when people I know look at a mountain the first time and think nothing of it, however something draws them to say that they would like to climb that mountain. Why us that? My guess is that a deeper subconscious desire connects us to the climb.
This man is so afraid of making a mistake that he slows way down and does an old way of talking, which is like stage talk, because he is an actor from a different era. So, unless you understand that, it appears as though he's full of BS.
right - people think they know what goes into acting, making movies, theater, etc... but really, it's a completely secret society that only lets us know what they will us to know - so if you should think you know anything about actors or acting - you need to wake up.
I know several actors who work in both theater and TV and film, and every time I ask them about technique or some other deep burrowing question into their craft - they clamp up like an oyster and refuse to speak on the matter.
Even though this movie didn't do as well as some of the others, it still had some of the best Kirk/ Spock/ McCoy dialogues out of any movie or tv series. This film also had some great acting too.
great guy Shatner. he really thinks about his storys, and asks questions, were as in the Bermanverse the anwser too every story is pointless deaths ,destruction and explosions.too bad the studio din't give him the money too do the movie the way he wanted to do it.
It's not so much what he's saying as the way he says it. He thinks he's some kind of philosopher king, but he doesn't actually have anything to say. He's sort of like my film teacher: desperately trying to convince himself he knows a goddamn thing, despite learning what he was teaching us off Wikipedia, AS HE READ THE ARTICLE DIRECTLY TO US.
commissarusa 1 month ago
@coolcow4321 So why exactly is "his BS ridiculous"? I can perhaps agree that "make love to the mountain" might be an awkward comment for the kiddies on YouTube to hear, but everything else he said was perfectly rational and actually quite wise. Is it just BS because a funny song was made from the interview? Or do you perhaps not understand what he is saying? Or are you just on the Shatner hate train? I'm not a trekky or anything, I just think he spoke wisely.
NempholyErrormoa 1 month ago
@NempholyErrormoa I could not agree more. It doesn't happen often, but you've pretty much said everything for me. Kudos.
joevideowatcher 1 month ago
I'm getting on the mountain just watching this.
Charmolution 1 month ago
"Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain". Fair enough Shatner -> "Challenge the rock". Yeah I see what you mean. "This human being Kirk, representing all human beings, climbing higher than himself". Yep, you've sorted out some kind of psychological metaphor. "There's reason to think if a crystal can regrow itself, that's one of the criteria of life". WHAT THE FUCK SHATNER???
THESenorChang 3 months ago 3
It's rule 34 in action before there was even an internet. Somewhere out there there must be mountain porn.
DJGamer 3 months ago
Gotta love the Shat.
SPQRImperator 4 months ago
there is reason to believe that granite is alive.
tgmnewman 4 months ago 4
@tgmnewman that reason is called LSD
ThomasRowsell 3 months ago
Love this guy, but he's referring to free soloing, not free climbing.
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mons(lat.) - mountain
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morph1207 5 months ago
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morph1207 5 months ago
Our... (crazy hand gesture).... guest..... (unnecessary pause) star, Sybok. <-------CLASSIC SHACTING!
jdw99 5 months ago 2
his ego was just massive in those days... I really wonder how it got that big and I wonder how he feels about it now.
vmurt 6 months ago
I love he he's doing that Captain Kirk "overgesturing" with his arms! xD
vidwatcher31951 6 months ago
captain kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
rahxun 7 months ago 8
Eons... days... in the sun.
lucasiskewl 7 months ago
okay, I think this is an interesting way of thinking, no joke.
The problem:
This isn't made clear in the "Star Trek V" film. Lost in translation perhaps?
darkram13 10 months ago
1:11-1:13 one of life's great mysteries.
mburmy 11 months ago 2
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echomedia 11 months ago
thumbs up if you repeatedly pressed 1:10!
SeventyX6 1 year ago 5
Shatner is deep.
username0865 1 year ago
Fascinating.
CaptainSiberia 1 year ago 2
ive met him in my neighborhood coffee shop couple of times. hes just as cool with his coffee and slippers
tarmbruster1 1 year ago
I climbed a mountain once, no ropes or equipment, it was hard and scary, I promised myself that if I lived I would never ever ever do it again, it was not fun or sexual, it became about life and death and how brave I was, I made it, we all did, but I will keep my self promise and never do it again, my mountain was only 9 thousand feet and had a gentle slope to it, still with bare hands it was hard and scary.
shitzulovey 1 year ago
im a doctor Jim, not a bricklayer
thekwizatshaderach 1 year ago 2
What a load of utter garbage.
Tazwegian 1 year ago
BOB!
gummystar2 1 year ago
Now we see a very deep analysis of why this character would climb the mountain... and in the actual scene, none of it's really there in the actual scene.
starsiegeplayer 1 year ago
lol, no one does shatner like shatner.
kalsolarUK 1 year ago
I'd rather walk up the side of the mountain --- then walk down the other side of the mountain.
restcure 1 year ago
Kirk Climbs to the peak of the mountain and I can hear in the most mighty tone of accomplishment...KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
thebttfchannel 1 year ago
This would have been heart rending if shatner had ACTUALLY BOTHERED to go rock climbing.
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago 2
the interview hit its peak at the end
sparklebucket 1 year ago
As much as it sounds freaky, and sexual. It is amazingly poetic how he describes his philosophy on what Rock Climbers feel. And frankly, I think he's right, Rock Climbers do want to feel close to the Earth, to the as he said "living" body of rock that they find themselves climbing. It makes perfect sense!
1UpGamers 1 year ago
Bills mouth is always a couple of seconds ahead of his brain... gotta love him
Digginjim 1 year ago
When he said "Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain, why is he climbing the mountain" I thought he was going to break out in song xD
deweyashleigh 1 year ago 5
I have to admit, even William Shatner looks confused about what he's saying, at times. Some of what he's saying is pretty difficult to comprehend, and it seems like he knows it.
Love the videos on this, though.
TheAntiquarian 1 year ago 7
title win.
StreetlightEagle 1 year ago 2
Brilliant. I think I kinda love this guy. :)
Romperjet 1 year ago 2
I haven't started this video yet partly because I'm scared that it will ruin the mystique of Shatner of the Mount.
TheHockeyCentral 1 year ago
Before I've ever watched this video, but knowing the remix all along, I thought the maker of the remix had cut the original audio and put it together to make it sound senseless... now I know better
ppxoon 1 year ago
Who has the bigger ego, Kanye West or William Shatner?
Kabutopuppy 1 year ago
4:50 Shatner explains how climbers make love to the mountain.
BrucknerMotet 1 year ago
I thought maybe the FallOnYourSword video just took the most odd-sounding parts out of context and strung them together. I was wrong: Shatner meant it.
GraceMccThe1st 1 year ago
The truly terrifying thing is that he seems deadly serious about mountain sex.
BumperSticker95 1 year ago 3
toe and finger holes
KidKeylo 1 year ago
To hug the mountain!
Orthinology 1 year ago
This reminds me of a David Lynch interview I saw a while back, he's fucking mental too
Wh0rse 1 year ago
captain kirk is climbing a mountain, of drug use :<
Marveh 1 year ago
Yeah... Shatner kinda mixed up "free climbing" and "solo climbing" there. You still use security devices when free climbing, the only difference from "technical climbing" is that you use devices only for security, not for progression. "Soloing" is merely a suicidal and marginal sub-form of "free climbing" and the common reason why free climbers have to pay inordinate premiums for life insurance.
baba44713 1 year ago 2
He's gotten Space Madness
TheCarmineEternity 1 year ago 2
He's just like Calculon from Futurama XD
GestureStew 1 year ago 3
@GestureStew You know Captain Brannigan is based on him, right?
CMBrannstrom 1 year ago
@CMBrannstrom Yeah that makes sense but after seeing this I think he's very much like Calculon too. Can't wait for the new episodes.
GestureStew 1 year ago
'Yes sir O.o', his crew slowly backs towards the beaming up area to abandon the clearly awesome but equally insane captain
TheJunglesound 1 year ago 2
33,000 feet tall...erm, yeh, maybe not...
simonlillfordwildman 1 year ago
granite is alive?
rah01kah 1 year ago 2
Whats amazing is that he thinks he knows what he's talking about. What total BS
westwiz31 1 year ago
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God? SHATNER.
Rogerborg 2 years ago 31
@Rogerborg Well Chuck norris is god so really its
CN vs WS.........Chuck would win
Kabutopuppy 1 year ago
I can't decide which is funnier, this original monologue or the remix...
DrGalazkiewicz 2 years ago 3
the man is a legend , hes got an ego the size of the enterprie E but is still awesome
TURBODORK2 2 years ago 9
As a climber in the CCS, this video makes me happier than puppies!!! This is awesome that only Shatner can achieve. Totally fictional and made-up information, but doused in win!!!!
atlas507 2 years ago 2
"Bill, we need you to speak about mountain climbing for 5 mins, okay?"
"No problem, let me just drop this tab first"
aspirepixel 2 years ago 28
At least he's eloquent with his BS.
Sharvey2308 2 years ago 7
Did you think so? It's like every ten words came from out of a top hat with no magical properties.
switchonthesongs 2 years ago
Obviously doesn't know what he's talking about and just making it up. The music video mashup was better.
Danny77uk 2 years ago
I just realised that, as obnoxious as he is sometimes, the fact is there is no one out there like him. He serves a great purpose. He's going to be remembered.
LeftyHandedGuns 2 years ago 7
1:10 :) the special part :)
filip000 2 years ago
@filip000 yes, and then 4:52 to the end!
DrGalazkiewicz 2 years ago
Ummm...Is he for real?? O_o
trekkiegoat 2 years ago
Yes... yes, he is. I recommend talking to some serious Shakespearean actors about motivation sometime. Then you'll see where Shatner is coming from.
tibieryo 2 years ago
Shatner's the man. A bit crazy, but still.
Tianbad 2 years ago
why is he climbing a mountain?
kleinebudde 2 years ago
Because he's in love.
awl555 2 years ago 4
he talks so much shit fair play!
sammich1292 2 years ago
WRONG!!!!!free climbing is climbing with the use of your hands and feet on the rock.
free soloing is what he explained.
realcampusman 2 years ago
:-P
realcampusman 2 years ago
this man .. is a GOD.
kimmitalks 2 years ago 4
I've seen some mountains I'd like to make love to.
JAD0577 2 years ago 5
to make love the mountain
Hirvibongari2 2 years ago
Oh Bill Shatner, never change! XD
gingerjiang 2 years ago
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banjocousin 2 years ago
Mmmmm...I agree with sondano...to much LDS.
frodoforever56 2 years ago
Cool.
Bignooby006 2 years ago
LMFAO first off this shit inspires me secondly
one day i will be kirk of the mountain
iR00R 2 years ago 4
check out "shatner of the mount" peeps ;)
watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
sm0ckr 2 years ago 2
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain? hahahhahahahha
ScHoggYDeLuXe 2 years ago 5
YOur not a climber are you? for you to say Shatner is talking BS you've never climbed a shit
Jimar35 2 years ago 2
neither has shatner
tobydog1989 2 years ago
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Jimar35 2 years ago
I want to make love to that mountain, but I will leave the sinewy climbers for Kirk
TheWalrus057 2 years ago
Envelope that mountain.
thundersmommy 2 years ago
William Shatner has taken too much fucking LSD
0Klaymen0 2 years ago
it's LDS not LSD ya know?
sondano 2 years ago
The enthusiasm and sense of generosity he feels in sharing his philosophy about mountain climbers and their sinuous bodies making love to the mountain, is quite evident in the tremor in his voice and in the ecstasy which he could not hide completely from his face, although he tried with all his considerable acting skills.
I was deeply moved.
whburgess 2 years ago 92
@whburgess "considerable acting skills" ? ROFL!!!!!!!
mbunds 1 year ago
@mbunds What!? another idiot on yt? yikes!. Ohhh please misterbunds?
pleAse go back under your smeagol gollum rock. you are jealous of Kirk, he is a TOTAL GOD! Janey in Texas
hitlerwearsadress 1 year ago
why does he climb it? "because it's there"
darkknightbob101 2 years ago
brilliant
captain kirk is climbing a mountain...why is he climbing a mountain...? cos otherwise you have to walk on the planes...you what son?
fgda10 2 years ago
I wanted to make love to that mountain with my sinuous body too.
solocitizen 2 years ago 6
Politicians.
Tibehrer 2 years ago
I live in monterrey mexico and we are surrounded by mountains; we live in perpetual erection.
boladepapelaluminio 2 years ago 9
Now I want "go hug a rock" T-shirts!
Perplexum 2 years ago
The climb is going where no man has gone before...
MegaPhilX 2 years ago
To envelop that mountain.
uhhd 2 years ago 4
Why is he climbing the mountain?
ferv0r 2 years ago 4
Because he's in love.
JackMoranRain 2 years ago 4
I don't see the bullshit, in this. It makes some sense. I mean, you know, he's not that articulate, but I understand what he's saying, and it's rather poetic.
CanceledCzech 2 years ago 5
yeah I mean I am a climber and I often make love to the mountain whats the big deal
longbeardofpubes 2 years ago 4
haha
CanceledCzech 2 years ago
watch 'Shatner of the Mount' by fallonyoursword69 it does a brilliant remix of this
FallingDarkness91 2 years ago 73
@FallingDarkness91 Some phrases are missing. "Tiny toes" and "because im in love" etc. :(
mortenlu 1 year ago
@FallingDarkness91 I don't think the people who come here before finding the FOYS mix will find it very funny...
lyprov 1 year ago
@lyprov I dunno, I think it's hilarious in its own right...
Although the remix is utterly epic
Hragelgefratwodnes 1 year ago
kirk: representing all man
qldarkabysslp 2 years ago 2
i like his views on cavemen
shagoobee 2 years ago 2
Shatner is a god!!!
KanedaSyndrome 2 years ago 5
The man, the Shatner, awesome
Conifer77 2 years ago
its almost bull shit and yet entertaining at the same time lol
moviejew 2 years ago
'Shatner at his peak'
I just got the pun, subtle and awesome
funny shit
johnaiton 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
yeah... you must be kinda retarded
karlholmstrom 2 years ago
He wants to make love to the mountain.
KillingShock 2 years ago 5
Why is he climbing a mountain?
Whistt 2 years ago 4
because he is in love
kalvinise 2 years ago 4
because its there duh
ExoneratedUndead 2 years ago
haha I love your description of this. yes it is mind blowing, he can ramble for quite some time, but it can be strangely entertaining.
I LOVE the version by Fall On Your Sword ♥ Hilarious stuff...
OnlyMusic16 2 years ago 3
Funniest
Man
ALIVE
chainsoar 2 years ago 5
to envolop the mountin
jcisnumber1 2 years ago 4
Why is he climbing the mountain? Because hes in love
christmascracker2007 2 years ago 5
to hug the mountain!
bowfz 2 years ago 4
Hug the mountain!
EyeWatchMovies 2 years ago 3
This is incredibly relaxing.
Malquey 2 years ago 4
omg hahaa i lovee shatners bullshit more than anything :) its wat makes him william shatner lol hes so full of it and i love it!
i amost spilled my grape juice all over my lap when i heard him say "make love to the mountain"
hhaha william shaner:)
lzbthwtts07 2 years ago
lookup "shatner of the mount" then... ;p
bowfz 2 years ago
shatner make a mountain in my pants ;)
jessaraptor 2 years ago
3:08 o.O
jazmcdougall 2 years ago
haha look for the song by fallonyoursword i think
crococola 2 years ago 8
Shatner is God
cousinoliver2006 2 years ago 2
Woooow. What on earth, William Shatner.
I was totally giggling throughout. I can always trust him to brighten my mood with his unintentionally hilarious ramblings. :D
atomicpenguin 2 years ago 4
"They wish to make love with the mountain."
No not the climbers, just Kirk.
Grykus7 2 years ago 7
The last twenty seconds of this video are some of the most beautiful words I've heard in my life. Once again, William Shatner has cheered me up about everything, forever.
Nuclearman2 2 years ago 4
To be fair, nothing he actually says should really be considered bullshit until about 2.30. After that, it's pure Shatner. He mentions crystals forming, 'becoming one' and even says the word 'eons' in less than a minute.
Nuclearman2 2 years ago 7
Shatner's audiobook of his Star Trek Movie Memories was excellent. If you liked this vid you should definitely grab it on Audible or iTunes.
LonSeidman 2 years ago
I loved that star trek movie it was one of my favorites, but people didnt like it
Dynaverse 2 years ago
wow, he's talking about crystals forming and thats why kirk is climblin. wtf? kirk isnt climbing b/c of rock and crystals forming, he's climbing cause he's a badass
gw7709 2 years ago 5
so passionate, but so wrong.......about everything.
bruins141 2 years ago 7
Its actually not all that wrong and not as bullshit as you might think.. if youre a climber.
kickinghorsetv 2 years ago 7
Agreed kickinghorsetv.
fizziwig88 2 years ago
@kickinghorsetv
agreed with ya pal. there is more to the climb than what most people see. Symbolically climbing a mountain is like getting over something incredibly difficult. Also seen partly as a ritual in many countries. The strangest thing for me is when people I know look at a mountain the first time and think nothing of it, however something draws them to say that they would like to climb that mountain. Why us that? My guess is that a deeper subconscious desire connects us to the climb.
HazaRDReBorn 2 years ago
however shatner does actually overdo it a little... lol
HazaRDReBorn 2 years ago
For some reason, the last twenty seconds or so of this clip remind me of something Frank Drebbin said about a former roommate...
Hey, I kid. Shatner rocks. We'll miss him when he's gone, assuming that he doesn't outlive all of us.
Kirok 2 years ago 4
go climb a rock
killzonerome 2 years ago
wow... too much drugs in his youth.. too much alien chicks kissed..
sveboras 2 years ago
You can NEVER kiss enough chicks - alien or otherwise.... except the little feathered ones, ofcourse, those I leave alone.
hcvang 2 years ago
i wonder where he gets his weed
SamuraiFinn 2 years ago
I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thanks Shat
flyingcricket1001 2 years ago
".......... because it's there!"
SZSearcher 2 years ago
Best. Caveman. Impression. EVER.
Arcadia1810 3 years ago 5
the caveman actually sounds a bit french... haha
MyPOV75 3 years ago 3
This man is so afraid of making a mistake that he slows way down and does an old way of talking, which is like stage talk, because he is an actor from a different era. So, unless you understand that, it appears as though he's full of BS.
stuntactorsagaftra 3 years ago
right - people think they know what goes into acting, making movies, theater, etc... but really, it's a completely secret society that only lets us know what they will us to know - so if you should think you know anything about actors or acting - you need to wake up.
I know several actors who work in both theater and TV and film, and every time I ask them about technique or some other deep burrowing question into their craft - they clamp up like an oyster and refuse to speak on the matter.
hcvang 2 years ago
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truvelocity 2 years ago
Dangerous!!
CalgarSkull 3 years ago
Even though this movie didn't do as well as some of the others, it still had some of the best Kirk/ Spock/ McCoy dialogues out of any movie or tv series. This film also had some great acting too.
Arcticclaws 3 years ago 8
i don't think free climbing means what he thinks it means.
ElTheJono 3 years ago 2
I'm not sure he knows what he means but he is trying:)))
snape88 3 years ago 2
Exactly. You got to love his passion :D. Plus he's the first to poke fun of himself but he does have his intensity too.
EltonSUN123 3 years ago 2
great guy Shatner. he really thinks about his storys, and asks questions, were as in the Bermanverse the anwser too every story is pointless deaths ,destruction and explosions.too bad the studio din't give him the money too do the movie the way he wanted to do it.
henkman00 4 years ago 4