assassins creed funny kill

[FukinDeadspaceman]

you killed a leader to a bunch of blind people

[AssassainsCreed13]

didnt laugh..

[IntrovertedLuddite2]

Animus glitch. It didn't really happen that way. Corrupted file.

[Daywalker00013]

what the fuck!?! xD

[THEEWHITEBROTHERS]

Hahahah wow!!

[sajjadmalik1992]

Did u recode video with toilet paper??

[nadman14]

@sajjadmalik1992 shut the fuck up with ur lame ass joke, the quality is fine.

[crossbearer1413]

Wow. That guy must have been REALLY unpopular.

[VideoCameraable]

great Ezio.

[XerxesPL]

@VideoCameraable Its Altair...

[RayWJStalker33]

"Oh gee i dunno..." :D

[olulha]

niiiice! *O*

here is my first gameplay: /watch?v=8IwtotuCwo0

[Nickelbackfan2233]

cheats



[mgsexistence]

ASSASINO! Oh wait what...?

[JacksMagicBean]

Lol "Who is responsible for this?!?!?"

[FreonRose]

see this is why you can get away with murder... 100 times mmuahahahaa. now to deal with those pesky bards.

[theman1372]

wow those soldiers are stupid without a leader

[rodan46496]

i search on minecraft and i get here!

[MaTrIxMaNwow]

he just like woop woop woop KILL woop woop woop guarg like hmmmm thats ok i guess hmmm

[psycopath204]

ya knoww how this happened ac1 is unrealistic

[supercoolguy43]

dumdeedumdee oh look, he's killing our leader, should we do something? nah, he makes do pushups

[Ultimatevideopewna]

i dont get it...

[jacobjedi2]

@Ultimatevideopewna What's funny about it is that he just walks up, kills the leader in plain sight and walks away while the guards sit there and ask who did it. :P

[RiseOfTheSeraphim]

Lol, Humans are so freaking oblivious. that was awesome.

[Raioist]

ahhahahahahh coollll XD now i try to do it

[cosmicseraph]

Lol the one thing I love about this game, stoopid ass guards XD

[GameAmy]

Lmao.

Altair: Don't mind me...

[musicmaniack256]

is it ever funny when someone dies?

[GBXS]

@musicmaniack256 Acting all butthurt about violence in a video-game.

[musicmaniack256]

@GBXS it was a joke, fucking dipshit

[GBXS]

@musicmaniack256 I think you ought to take a course on how to make one.

[musicmaniack256]

@GBXS ok, i guess i'll see u there too

[Zapherenath]

@musicmaniack256 Depends on the situation.

[poopinglion]

that game had a lot of stuff wrong with it but its a great game anyway

[STUFFYOURTACOS]

I do that all the time

[magnusalimus]

Assasins creed 1 had the best graphic

[Crazyworm25]

lol, did you use an invisability cheat or something?

[JinnKimura]

@Crazyworm25 Nop, guards are just idiots like that in this game lol

[booommmful]

Ps3 figures

[1odie2]

"Where is the one responsible!?"

[KleMi728]

very funny :))

[Homefrontdude1814]

It's obvious it's either a glitch or a hack.

[Iraqidoc1973]

@Homefrontdude1814 its not, if u stand a bit close but at the same time a bit far from the guard u have to move forward to kill him so it looks like that.

[MrNinjafreak]

Guard1: OMG what happend???

Guard2: Looks like the white hooded man who gave ur leader a hug actually killed him in a super epic and stealthy way

Guard3: HOLLY MONKEY BALLZ!!! im so confused right now

[TeeVilk]

Now act like you didn't do it...oh, they're buying it!

[k9militia]

@TeeVilk target comes out of his shelter hes distracted by a feather

[icemagz]

@TeeVilk yeah... cos you invented that... not me...

[dafrizziwolf]

Great, now do it at a Justin Bieber concert.

[TheMoonLord98]

@dafrizziwolf lol

[TheSsubzero]

i tryed that 2 it was awsome and hilarious

[TheMASTERCROCODILE]

i had 60 guards following me and i run around the town than i throwing them down a ladder than i fall down in a circle of guards thats more fun than this

[CastorClasser1716]

"What a fool!" my favorite line. PS there are funnier ways to kill people. one time, for instance i got a huge crowd of guards to follow me up a ladder and i just kept throwing them over the edge one by one ^_^

[clikcerticker]

i was doing this one thing where i saved a citizen, killed a bunch of guards. then hid. one guard came around, stabbed him. another guard came by, stabbed him. i ended up killing like 15 guards just by them walking one at a time to their fallen comrades. you'd think they should get the message not to go over there after a certain time.

[TheMoonLord98]

@clikcerticker i know. the guards need more training :D

[clikcerticker]

@TheMoonLord98 more training in both fighting and their IQ. they are so stupid. "wheres the one responsible?" really? like you didnt see the guy walk up behind your fellow guard and stab him? such dumbasses

[CakeAndNipples]

reminds me of cool guys dont look at explosions

[Dodospuma]

Assassins creed is my first game i played on xbox and its my favourite game till now..its an awesome game :D

[MrRyukRem]

I miss the game .. this games just looks so real !!

[PlanetJewelsEnt]

How can u just walk up in front of all those guards, stab one, then walk away without getting caught? Damn I wish I was that sneaky

[E1SUNZ]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!

[gohan558]

lol

Gaurd 1:Who is responsible

Ezio:whispers to himself,Gee i have no idea...Hey maybe it was the dude who walked up to him and stabbed him o.0

[HariboJunkie4125]

@gohan558 its altair ^^

[Donimbatron]

@gohan558 I don't get that line, It's Desmond replaying thoughts of Altaïr, not Ezio Auditore^^

[girlsbdfa]

its good to know that the following sequels really saved this gaming series

[crazysarcasm211]

Am I the only one that sees "30 ways to kill a hooker" in the related videos?

[wey117]

Error 404: Not Pro Found

[dogydory]

ur a loser

[BleachStory101]

@dogydory not you are

[Guaseth]

@dogydory

sorry, I doubt he has "a loser"s in his possession, maybe you misspelled some words, maybe you meant

"You are a loser".

[x7506]

XD

[gorobloxgo]

I used to do this for fun lol.  Slowly picking everyone off, if they saw me, run away and come back.

[dkofpotco]

How the he the wwhhaatt

[JadeBuddha20]

not a good gameplay- bad game

[spatz123456789]

@JadeBuddha20 its from 2008 and thats when the first assasins creed came out

[varathaingirl]

he dies, no one freaks out, and the crowd doesn't pay any attention to the guy who just killed the guy on the stand!

[wency05tambis]

He's using a trainer or something..

[MultiJade]

0:26 And not a single fuck was given that day

[XZOMB13XK1LL3RX]

the horse went to watch too,lol :)

[Luciana1993yyh]

Oh no!!! Quien fue? Quien fue?!

[sese4554]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­:D :D :D

[OusmandTakeover]

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

[JaFi96]

Love it when the top comments have the same sense :/

[MrFreshFob]

@JaFi96 I hate it when people do this comment to try and get a top comment?

[sagi5369100]

LOL

[jamesloganwolv]

ROFL !! Wtf !! AND still the guard's are shouting "Who's the one responsible?" !!

[epicbmxchick91]

i have killed that guy like 5 times before.

[louisnel16]

mmmm

[haxx49]

0:26 alair is like thats how i role

[GaMerAC5]

SIMPLY THE GUARDS WERE AFRAID OF ALTAIR AND WERE TO CHECK THE GUARD WAS ALIVE:)

[TheAgol07]

LOL RACIST GUARDS !! catch the black guy XD

[sebatman007]

guard: who is responseble for this!?!

guard2:i dont know we didnt saw the murderer!

[spideyTB]

that was fun as hell to do back when iwas beatin this

[TheSuperdog2010]

ur rite that was funny i liked the things u said in the video

[meisrock]

gee i dont know



[homealone971]

Yeah, I see now, sorry for the mistake

[LokyMusik]

Now thats what i call a real assassin.. everyone can see him, but no one recognize what hes doin :D

[titilim1]

which game is this

[homealone971]

@titilim1 Assassin's Creed 1 on XBOX

[cityinruinsneil]

@homealone971 actually Assassins Creed on PS3, see the Square, Circle, X and Triangle?

[WokliX]

da sieht man mal wieder wie assassins creed sich weiterentwicket hat, sowas gibts in den weiteren teilen nicht mehr =)

[ToaZarack074]

sooooo unwitzig ist das langweilig und ist ja soo selten...... -.-

[Hurri42]

no anzeichen of fun

[msoj95]

WOW, did u just see that!?!

[Insulterz]

sometime, game disturbs my logic because of its unrealistic

[urnoturjob]

@Insulterz Its perfectly realistic. Since this all happens inside the Animus.

[Pyro3060]

what kind of sorcery is that????

[cruz967]

they was looking at the birds flying

[himintheface]

Walk away like a boss

[jakitup97]

you can kill every single guard on that crowd because they always reform after looking at a body XD to kill the others you just have to blend immediatly after doing it

[VladimirSmirnov1]

Personal security at its best. :)

[xPaniCDoX]

@VladimirSmirnov1 XD

[TheKakashiHunter]

LOL:))

[XxTheNextNewGamerxX]

Wow...Altair must be so white hes that stealthy....DAMN! SON!

[TheAgol07]

what's funny ?? they also don't notice when you stab them with poison

[SeanPlaysCF]

@TheAgol07 thats not poisen

[TheAgol07]

@SeanPlaysCF I am talking about assassins creed 2 you stab them openly with poison blade and gurads say OH look guard has gone insane hey someone must have stabbed him with poison no not the guy just stabbed wearing a assassin robe and carrying a hammer

[jeffaboy2468]

..............................­..........

[MrFreshFob]

Guard1:WHOS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE

Otherguards: I DONT KNOW, BUT ITS DEFINITELY NOT THAT GUY THAT WALKED RIGHT UP TO HIM AND STABBED HIM !!

[TheTrimusketara]

@MrFreshFob

Nah it was a Horse,i knew he will show hes true powers!!

[DragonSinnex10000]

that was clever from you ;)

[XgoldbergvspredatorX]

altair kills guard

other guards say ''thats an angel that took him away, otherwise why would he be dressed in white??''

[XxHinataNekoxX]

lolol You're the pro i just came in and ran them all over with my horse ._. i dint know how to get off my horse

[silverdragon3518]

I think those guards need a little more training >>

[rikpat100]

HAAAAAAX

[motoman194]

@rikpat100 its not hax i did it on xbox too.

[bilakrila]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Nikko0461]

lol



[Cr4zyAndi]

xD ja die beschützer der stadt ^^ unfähig

[EZN19]

*Altair stabs and kills the guard right in front of other guards*

Guard 1: Isn't that the assassin we're after?

Guard 2: Yeah but let's let him go on this one, none of us liked that guy anyway

[smashblade101]

@EZN19 Guard 3:Yes he is leaving now act like we saw nothing and Son of... a

Assassin:Hehehehe

Guard 1: That is him,GET him!

Assassin:Oh fuck...

Assassin: running jump and.... FUCK 1 bar left.... shit

Guard 1: HA i got him.

Assassin:Damn it not agai....

Guard 2:That's Right mutha fucka GAME OVER nigga

(GAME OVER)"Snake are their?!SNAKE!?SSSSNNNNAAAAKKKE­EEEE!!!!!!!!!

[i know his name but dont know how to spell it lol,And yes its not snake]

[Joshifiedable]

@smashblade101 That was such a try hard..

[Transformers3best]

@EZN19 Guard 3: Well guys did u here about the new Assassin his name is Ezio he is wanted isnt that guy similer him.

Guard 4: Well no this one is from masyaf and Ezio is from frinze blah blah blah

[DerSockerZocker]

XD

[rihab724]

the people are not bothering..mabey they were happy he died

dude 1 "when will he finish?"

dude 2 "no idea"

dude 3 "i wish an assacian killed him and we just could go"

(ezio comes and kills from the back)

all dudes "hurray!lets move"

[rihab724]

@rihab724 ops sorry..its altiar thought its ezio..so altair comes and kills him from the back

[theultimatem1ke]

@rihab724 its altiar

[rihab724]

@theultimatem1ke agine a mistake! ops..ok..altair comes and kills him from the back

[ahmed200705]

i can kill those with my leg behind my back!!!

[KuraiKya]

hahahah XD 

[GreyWolf11022]

Altair´s magic power : To get invisible!

[knowareavy]

THE OTHER ASSASSIN"S DISTRACKED THEM

[ZEROFENIX000]

chuck norris only winks and all die

[MaxiKing913]

invisible du noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb lern spielen

[stasi1231]

Pause at 0:23 All of the gaurds are pulling out there swords all ready

[gamesgenaration]

How is this funny?



[myheart19]

they turned off the video right before the guards notice him

[duk12natasha]

Hilarious -,-

[j4ck118]

Ha Ha very funny not.

[Pacifica95214]

haha I've done this before xD

[youralcoholicdad44]

HE'S INVINSIBLE

[hardyboyz618]

AI

Absolute

Idiots

[Bastylax86]

Retarded AI: Everyday's stuff.

[ShweetNewKix]

oh gee... I don't know...

[midknightbluez]

So what's this mean...? The game has shitty detection mechanics...?

[razorbulan]

lol a glitch:))

[poopingtoilet]

this must of been the camera that they used in the 1200s

[twister1551]

FEEL LIKE A NINJA! just cant see your moves

[lunasoljenni]

lol tight add me to ps3 sniperET2

[wracek]

awesome AI xD

[ovbiousdoor]

and then some.

[optioncry12]

the guards are retarded

[DcCoO]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Irudiar]

I love it when this happens! Had that happen a couple times in ACI and II. Definitely made my day! xDDD

[assassingus]

hacks lol

[PQ5]

LOLOL you guys made me laugh! xD

[wwefreak50]

altair was right there those guards are retarded

[AmanSingh019]

lol dumb guards

[moppenboek]

people can be so stupid in this game...thats wy i love them!

[kevinhand13]

c qoi qui ai marrant

[TheBlackcraker]

EPIC WIN



[CKingSkills]

I used to be an assassin once.. But then i took a arrow to the knee.. xD

[Randomness1849]

@JessicaPrower TARGET NODS AND SOME OTHER GAURDS THAT WERE HIDING IN PILLARS COME OUT

[coolrami99]

stupid jerks

[MissMamacitaxo]

guards: "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!!???"

Altair: "uhh the.. ARROW TO THE KNEE!"

guards: "oh well good day sir" *walks home*