Qantas never crashed

[powerage261]

Dustin Hoffman, not Dennis asshole !

[Colddeed]

I heard this scene was cut out whenever they showed this film on flights

[james24726]

LOL

[Two27Face]

tom cruise and dustin hoffmann nailed these roles.

[ComicPenius]

Qantas still haven't crashed but they're tempting fate lately.

[MrTaylorreaves]

Why does he freak out weird.

[LyingSecret]

@MrTaylorreaves Hmm, have you not seen this film? He's autistic, that's the basic plot of the entire film.

[teamtoken]

alan joyce @ 3:00

[VictorYong36]

now they are grounded :(

[PowderTVNiseko]

They dont crash cause they dont fly.. ;)

[bannder2626]

@PowderTVNiseko what do you mean?

[PowderTVNiseko]

@bannder2626 it was because they were grounded for the weekend.. :)

[bannder2626]

@PowderTVNiseko oh ok

[Kolbe71]

Qantas still haven't ever crashed, though they have emergency landings lately.

[horrorstuff122]

wtffffffffffffff



[maoriza]

nathan's tweets brought me here. dafuqqq

[MikarinaMarina]

Nathan brought me here :p

[amuntagna]

Dennis Hoffman? DUSTIN HOFFMAN!!!

[MattyBurr]

@amuntagna I was JUST about to post this! Haha

[VictorYong36]

I am so proud to be Australian.

[aresef]

I watched Rain Man last year on an airline that wasn't Qantas. This scene was not in it, at least not the whole thing.

[dassaultrafael]

Hey paragon, I hate an airline. Airtran, yes they are lying cheating nazis. Yes people can hate an airline. I really think you haven't been on airplane or even been near an airport before. So please, before you talk, think. Please, we all hope you shut up

[Wills737]

Hahaha Rain Man must not like Southwest :(

[zaelie]

aussie here, and Qantas is the only airline I trust completely. :3

[richmanpoman1]

In your description you put "Dennis" Hoffman. It's Dustin. Isn't IT?

[MrBrown36706]

Thumbs up if you want a Remix of Him Screaming

[736rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

why wuld he get in the car.... they get a shit load of more crahses!!!!

[tangruiyi]

hahahaha~

[cheesemaster1000]

Everyone's talking about qantas but did you hear the other mistake? At 2:50 he calls Melbourne the capital of Australia.

[poshboy65]

@cheesemaster1000 he says Canberra is the capital.

[VHOJB]

@cheesemaster1000

grow up cheese! he does not call M the capital of Oz...

[cheesemaster1000]

@VHOJB I'd like to know how me mishearing him involves me 'growing up'.

[kalslater]

That is a complete lie! Qantas has never had a fatal jet crash but has had several turbo prop aircraft crash causing death!

[AdMaker3000]

good vid! :)

[chuntohk]

Qantas never crashed a jet. Yet, that doesn't mean Qantas has not crashed a propeller aircraft...

[whisker96]

Omg everyone chill out about how they say things!! Jeez whats the problem? Its a movie! People have accents! Cant any of you just enjoy a movie without getting angry at people with accents??

[holdenls1ssz]

@whisker96 No

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz yes

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz yes try at least...

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz yes, give having fun a go, it will help you enjoy life...

[holdenls1ssz]

@whisker96 shut the fuck up.

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz pu kcuf eht tuhs.

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz pu kcuf eht tuhs!

[holdenls1ssz]

@whisker96 speak fucking english you moron.

[Sakkura1]

@holdenls1ssz He is, you intellectually challenged person.

[whisker96]

@holdenls1ssz no comprende :(

[PraiseEducation]

Melbourne is pronounced 'Melben', not 'Melborn'

[forgottencitizen]

@PraiseEducation If you live in Florida it's 'Melburn'.

[holdenls1ssz]

@forgottencitizen No its pronounced Melben, regardless of where you live. Australians should know... After all they do live there...

[xWHITExEAGLEx]

@holdenls1ssz Well people call Paris, "Pa-ris" with an s, but the Parisians just say "Pa-ree", but no one complains about that. Why doesn't everyone in the world call Germany, Deutchland? It's just the way it is mate.

[holdenls1ssz]

@xWHITExEAGLEx Paris is a lot more popular then Melbourne, so more people know how to pronounce it properly... don't know why i even commented to be honest. call it whatever the you want, its a shit hole anyway.

[EweTubee]

@pazcafeber its not Dennis Hoffman dude, its Dustin.

[TubeSteak007]

Did you all know that the 2 main actors in this film entertained the thoughts o playing opposite roles? But finally Dustin Hoffman told Tom Cruise, "Just choose one and I'll take the other." I can't imagine this film any other way.

[1QuestionEverything1]

"They'll bring the maple syrup when they bring the pancakes."

"Course, when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes it'll definately be too late."

"If they bring the maple syrup after they bring the pancakes how is that going to be too late? HOW is that going to be too late?"

[tortfeasors]

Dustin Hoffman is devastating in this film, just incredible.

[jackstein104]

quantas actually crashed 11 times before 1988...

[thisissick22]

@jackstein104 but never a jet.

[satojinnthehero]

@jackstein104 Their not CRASHES THEIR INCIDENTS 3 OF THEM WHERE WEATHER PROBLEMS AND 2 WERE ENGINE PROBLEMS DUE TO THE MANAFACTURER!

[IIproductionsII]

@jackstein104 I don't know how many times quantas crashed, but I know that QANTAS has never crashed.

[jackstein104]

@IIproductionsII they say quantas in the film, unless qantas is pronounced quantas

[IIproductionsII]

@jackstein104 That doesn't make sence. There is no such thing as quantas...it's Qantas dumbass. Qantas stands for

Queensland

And

Northern

Territory

Aerial

Service

[jackstein104]

@IIproductionsII shut the fuck up prick i could care less

[b0ilhawk]

@IIproductionsII calling someone a dumbass but not spelling sense correctly is amazing. 

[IIproductionsII]

@b0ilhawk And you know what is just as amazing? Judging somone's level of smartness because they make one spelling error.

[b0ilhawk]

@IIproductionsII i was actually pointing out the hilarious irony of your statement rather than judging. have a nice day.

[IIproductionsII]

@b0ilhawk There is no irony in it. Because making one spelling error, has nothing to do with being dumb or not. Perhaps if I was saying he was dumb because he makes spelling mistakes, then there would of been irony in my comment.

Also, the fact that you are pointing out that I spelt sence wrong, while you fail to use basic grammar, now that, that is irony.

[b0ilhawk]

@IIproductionsII i like how you've taken time to make sure you reply using capitals, well done. 10 points. my grammar in my last reply is absolutely fine. the only possible way it could have been better is if i had used I and H. now stop being a douche and have yourself a nice day.

[IIproductionsII]

@b0ilhawk Haha, well last time I checked making one spelling error is worse than starting every single scentence you write with a lower case.

[BroWhatever2]

Ray... just grab the fuckin' bag.

[217daneify]

latly quantas is in trouble

[Parag0n]

@217daneify I don't think QANTAS is in trouble. Even now when they codeshare alot of International Flights with airliners that have had serious crashes.

I flew QANTAS LA --> Sydney on the A380 and it was extremely nice, I travel alot and I always find QANTAS to be friendly and courteous.

And if you want to be specific QANTAS never crashed a commercial jet, but they had planes operating during WWII and had a couple of prop plane crashes after that, they have never crashed a JET engine plane.

[217daneify]

@Parag0n yes never crashed but they come close lets thank the pilots

[leedumett444]

CRUISE IS A GREAT ACTOR, AND CHARLIE BABBIT IS COOL.

[Allrightbuddy1]

Air newzealand they took over ansett Australia and put it into a hole. They cost 9000 people there jobs too. So air newzealand I will never surpport! Sorry

[Allrightbuddy1]

I feel more safe on a qantas jet than any other carrier! Reason? Because on how well their pilots are trained! That airbus a380 was mention to blow up & without control of the right hand side of that plane our Australian pilot still was able to land! Mabye tap Portugal should maintain their planes as they have the best maintenance in the world! Ohh yeah and thanks to air newla

[johngkyneur]

Fly Air New Zealand if you can everywhere All their planes are serviced by their techos at their Auckland Hub --their staff are down to earth and mature and very capable.No bullshit. In the USA its very different -one may have to fly From Nashville over to Atlanta before then flying backwards to San diego totally different to NZ or OZ .Each airline has a different HUB CITY different regs JGK.

[johngkyneur]

QANTAS 8888 Response from John Kyne--Read the article I pointed everyone to go to at QUADRANT Magazine JAN 2011 -How Qantas became the safest Airline..Actually Qantas have had a number of serious incidents in recent years --no loss of life--not since 1960- did an extra 8 hrs at Brisbane airport for qantas to New York in mid 2009 due to a total failure of the intercom systems-no back up-- We have worn an extraordinary number of delays and screw ups with qantas International in 20yrs.

[johngkyneur]

Between 1922 and 1960 QANTAS suffered 65 crashes with 72 deaths.

Source QUADRANT MAGAZINE JAN 2001 issue-(just type in what I have just printed here QUADRANT Magazine jan 2011--plus - HOW QANTAS BECAME THE SAFEST AIRLINE )--on Google and read the whole nine yards of the truth -A facinating read and areal indictment on the mentality and awareness of the Joelne Citizens of Australia FAIR ,Wonder when their next big major crash will occurr? next week or next year?----john.kyne@gmail.com

[qantas8888]

@johngkyneur Qantas didn't have an accident since 1951. thats a good 60 years mate. The next safest airline last accident was in 1953 thtas 58 years. Qantas has not have a hull loss nor loss of life since 1951.

[Davez621]

lol why does each seat have it's own TV? How do you hear it?

[vnano]

@Davez621 What? Are you trolling? Dont you know that most planes have one screen each for every passenger? Heard about.... EARPHONES?

[Davez621]

@vnano Most planes don't have one screen per passenger. Almost no US airlines have this in economy class. However, you have to remember that you are paying for that service. Providing "free" TV screens to waiting passengers is completely different...

[vnano]

@Davez621 Hm. I see. Well, in Europe and most planes Ive been with have this here anyway.

[biped19]

TSA screening at 2:58

[TheAuntVera]

Wow, hoffman is such an amazing actor!!! I wish I had his skill lol

[simjom02]

Qantas has never lost a jet aircraft, last fatal accident in 1951 (has had a few close calls in the last year and a 747 overshot the runway in Bangkok landing in a golf course in 1999). 11 fatal accidents and only one of the crashes involved being shot down

[jmr1068204]

Hmm...didn't Quantas recently crash?

[SKatman115]

what are you watchin ray?

idontknow.

[PatMurph245]

Sorry tom we say it like Melberne not melborne.

[MrMynewthing]

tom: Driving it gonna take me 3 days to get to LA 3days

dustin: Of course have to watch jerporady at 5

[BroWhatever2]

You have got to get to MELBOURNE (Australia), MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA.

[carrieslilsis]

DUSTIN HOFFMAN WAS AMAZING! Dennis didn't impress me that much.

[nelsano3]

Tom Cruise deserves much respect for his work in this film, he plays his part perfectly and is tottally convincing.

[hearts76100]

@nelsano3

YES YOU ARE CORRECT!!!

Fine acting.......

By both!

[BroWhatever2]

@nelsano3

Totally agreed. Absolutely overshadowed.

[CoastersNSich]

This looks like the exact same style of phones Scatman Crothers used at the Stapleton Airport in Denver in The Shining. The only difference, this is at CVG.

[dawduk]

I wonder if Rainman would be getting on a Qantas now?

[IIproductionsII]

@dawduk Idiot, do some research before you type your stupid comments.

[mrbeanaswell]

@dawduk Technically, they've still never crashed.

[Parag0n]

QANTAS still has never had a commercial airliner crash.

[IIproductionsII]

@dawduk Still no crashes, what's you're point idiot?

[FreeHumanDon]

awesome

[SeberHusky]

It looks like Quantas finally has crashed....

 Singapore. Nov. 4, 2010. Engine failure. No casualties

[fuelforwar3]

@SeberHusky It wasn't a crash, it landed safely, just had an engine explode, thats all

[DignifiedLaughter]

near misses STILL isn't a CRASH. No one has died as a result of a QANTAS plane. Hence why this scene was never allowed to be shown on any other airline.

[teutonicpenguin]

@DignifiedLaughter Isn't it just JET planes that have had no casualties? I think Qantas had casualties a long time ago before jets.

[Borck103]

@teutonicpenguin Not since 1951 :)

[YouReadMyMind]

@teutonicpenguin a few Qantas planes were shot down by the Japanese in WWII, only soldiers were on board...so Qantas has never lost any Civilians to an Accident

[GERMANLOVER7000]

fuck off...never crashed...just had an engine explosion with the airbus a 380..what a shit company...do brag without knowingthe real fact(for those who says that company is the best or never crashed)....

[mobius1234]

@GERMANLOVER7000 Rolls Royce engine exploded. It didn't crash. It landed safely.

[MrDaveLogan]

QANTAS never crashed...just a shitload of near misses.

[Abobojo]

@MrDaveLogan Member what George Carlin said, it's not a near-miss.....IT'S A NEAR HIT!! A COLLISION IS A NEAR MISS!!

[holdenls1ssz250]

@MrDaveLogan shit load of misses? thats not exaggerating at all.... if it wasnt for the Qantas pilots, a couple of those incidents would have become accidents with another airline.

[msnakp]

What is roland doing in this film?

[randomguy2OOO]

Great movie

[Stalinsurfstheweb]

2:43 he pronounces Melbourne like Melborn

[hobbyglue1]

@Stalinsurfstheweb hahahaha i bloody hate that i spent 15 months living in the UK trying to get the poms to pronounce it correctly

[100mdb]

To hear the word 'Qantas never crashed', listen in 2:28.

[Lilbeauty91]

It's "Dustin" Hoffman, not "Dennis". FAIL.

[XBOXmw2pro4life]

"you and I are gonna get on this FUCKin plane AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA­AA AAAAAAAAAAA" were not gonna take the plane, its okay Ray!!!"

[sadasjnfal]

dennis?

[theohaigy]

They should have taken the train!

[IMFDB]

Do autistic people not want to die?

[emsyduckie]

@IMFDB they don't want to die like everyone doesn't. Why should they?

[namon2]

@pazcafeber lol your an idiot its dustin hoffman not dennis

[thissk8er]

Mel-born

hahahah I love how yanks say it...

Melbourne - Australia

Say: Melb-en - sounds more like it then Mel-born.

Can-ber-a is the capital

Say: Can-bra

[richardaiken1]

@dfk94

dont forget the People's Court

[skipowpow]

DENNIS HOFFMAN? yup.

[zackhanscom]

never go full retard

[SLASHentertainment]

Lol QANTAS has still had no crashs since the jet age has begun. Also I live in Melbourne and last year went 2 L.A however I had to fly from Melbourne to another Aus capital city then onto LAX.

[xXJoryXx]

dennis hoffmann was great in this scene

[digoregorio1992]

i love tom cruise he cool

[bonzo]

@digoregorio1992 his name is dustin

[skipowpow]

@bonzo , no man, it's DENNIS/

[bonzo]

@skipowpow what are on about you dumb bastard its dustin

[skipowpow]

@bonzo don't get a joke you dumb cunt?

[blackratpoo]

this is the funniest thing ever. lol

[XAnneTinkerbellX]

dustin hoffman was brilliant in this x

[rogerrodd]

Cruise is the most unappreciated and underrated actor in the film industry.

[theemceemurdah]

Tom Cruise was fantastic in his older films. His newer stuff is...questionable.

[fanzyrox]

@theemceemurdah

His new stuff, particularly Minority Report and Collateral, is incredible.

[JohnoEAL]

theemceemurdah - WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

This was probably one of only about 3 genuine quality movies he made pre-Few Good Men....

[030terror]

amazing movie QUANTAS NEVER CRASHED

[Parag0n]

@justintodd95 If you hate QANTAS so much fly another airline? I don't understand how you could HATE an airline.

Like actually...really HATE it, I "hate" QANTAS.

Don't you have something else to waste your hate on you stupid cunt?

Suck a bag of dicks.

[SvalbardJanMayen1976]

shit I can't blame him, I can't fucking stand flying.

[norjak71]

u and me both pal. jus flew back from spring break i hate it..always feel like im the one in a mililon plane thats goin down.

[WaerzMedia09]

Whats wrong with it, I love it... I would get a heli to the supermarket or the shops if I could

[66Ryansworld]

@SvalbardJanMayen1976 i with u and ray i hate flying and i think flying is more dangerous then driving!

[megahotrocker]

i alwalys laugh when i see this video ha ha so funny

[weeworldfan101]

it makes me laugh

[CraigFoye80]

You forgot the "U" that's after the "Q", according to the spelling rule on "Qantas".

[ausarachnid]

@CraigFoye80 which would be true except Qantas is an acronym.

[Eschutaz]

No, it's spelled Qantas

[aeyeth]

Actually, Qantas is one of the few 'Q' words that doesn't have a following U, because it started as an acronym for Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services.

[codykingo]

Dustin Hoffman was just great in this movie.

[braxy29]

jijub80, obviously you have never lived with an autistic person. it is not that simple.  you can't necessarily "talk sense into" an autistic. rigidity of thinking and behavior characterize autism. they have a way of thinking and acting that makes an otherwise overwhelming world manageable for them. deviation from patterns can cause hysterics with some individuals. my son is autistic, and it runs in my family. it is not something you can just fix; it is a neurologically based disorder.

[MilitaryMan68564]

"Near Miss". When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. BOOM! Look, they nearly missed." George Carlin

[Jibjub80]

What a jerkoff Ray is. It isn't fair what he did to Tom/ Charlie. Driving is more dangerous than flying, but it looks like noone could talk any sense into Ray.

[jakeseven7]

So lucky we have Qantas.... Virgin Blue has near misses and brakes failing every other week hopefully all Australia's airlines can match Qantas' safety record!

[ashandil]

Actually, in recent times, Qantas has had MORE incidents then V.B. in the past two years ... U can verify this by checking with the records of the ATSB (engine shutdowns, nav errors resulting in vertical dives, oxygen bottle explosions, etc...).

[jabbid111]

22 years later, still no deaths... Go us Aussies!

[lancesta01]

too good :D we are too good :D

[woodsy1234567890]

mel-born

say it write

lol

[TheYummyEnise]

those people are so funny

[Nappaghost]

say it write? its right you autistic asshole

[kountrysinger11]

dustin hoffman is so sweet

[lancesta01]

MELBOURE WHERE I LIVE WOOOO! GO MELBOURNE LMAO IN AMERICAN VOICE FAILS xD

[justgiver91]

phenomenal acting...

[TheFilmaniac]

**Dustin Hoffman in the info**

[brisrite]

lol he is semi correct qantas have had crashes but not with passanger planes and they have never recorded a fatality, the only recorded crashes were in the 30s before it was a passanger airline, qantas, queensland and northern territory air service, love how americans cant pronounce melbourne or brisbane properly cruise misspronounces melbourne in this clip.

[tigerkraka]

have you ever thought maybe it us aussies who are mispronouncing (one s) melbourne? there is an 'r' in it , but we dont say it.