Monkey Business: Monkeys as Waiters in Japan

[Z8GN8AL]

0:08 Mahcock monekys? lol gotta love british accents.

[TalonMercenary]

No wonder there are people out of work when they give jobs to monkeys lol

[MageThief]

Talk about monkey business.

[catnipfever22]

@MageThief lmao

[archangel777]

yeah now we monkeys can finally get a job!

[Joseph456]

Rise of the planet of the apes

[ashfaltful]

Is that a British Asian??????

[iain2gd]

0:10 thats what she said :D

[MakakiMonkey]

Now i find a job!!

[dodavid8]

this is scary we better watch out monkeys are getting smarter and could take over the world soon

[the2222full]

hey there a chap... wait a second, HES ASIAN!!!! *jackie chan face* HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE



[HannahMVideos]

That awkward moment when the monkey gets employee of the month...

[HunterFDavis]

So if he had 12 monkeys he could potentially have them work back to back. Then, he'd have just him. No payroll, and no dealing with humans. The price to buy the monkeys, feed, shelter etc. may not be worth it, however.

[Nicksters223]

@HunterFDavis only 2 hours a day.

[0elephant0eater0]

mirosoft sam?

[sonia42962]

I would be worried about all that fur getting in my food, but i don't eat them food anyway eww.

[Shadowmage72]

lol

[annoyingorange3601]

wow japan rocks

[arvindbd]

i love Japan!!

[annoyingorange3601]

@arvindbd me to

[futurekitteh]

Holy shit the girl at the end is hot

[Tubby7abbe]

@futurekitteh 1:31 ???

[WeThEgReEnPeOpLe]

Gotcha. So... we won't have an iRobot situation... we'll have a Planet of the apes situation.

Fuck. Not sure which one I'd prefer...

[cmrtcu143]

i know it's cool that these monkeys work but,WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR MONKEY IN THE RESTAURANT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?

[feedthefirex45]

OMGfacts sent me

[TheHamsterOfRudeness]

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

[Supersupernatify]

@TheHamsterOfRudeness lol ;D

[supergirl01051]

AWWWWW! i need to go to that restaurant

[DaftRobot3]

2 years experience, under his belt?

[CASLUVR]

Edamame! (boiled soy bean) The Japanese always have the best technology first! Trained monkeys doing what they are told as opposed to trained disrespectful new breed not pulling their weight. ie Think everything is their right. Want everything now, not that it wasn't like that 10 years ago. But it is getting worse. Monkeys might be a better option as a workforce. . That monkey is happy as Larry and don't forget to thank Larry for that benchmark. Peace. Stay safe.

[benedict1810]

lol folk who chant

[neonnights98]

You people are all arrogant assholes!! You think this is OK?? It's just like all circuses, they are trained with negative reinforcement, it's not like they choose to be there bringing food and drinks to greedy, careless people. They would choose any day to live in their natural habitat. Even though it's 2 hours a day, it's still cruel to me and they don't deserve this. They are not humans!! They should be living their lives in a forest, happily. Believe me, tht's what they would prefer to do.

[taijutsugal]

@neonnights98 Oh, well the monkeys get rewards like boiled green beans for doing this. Free food. It's not like they are punishing or beating these creatures...

[KaijuKental]

@neonnights98 cause your a monkey

[tennis4evva]

@neonnights98

ur an absolute retard who failed school.

[neonnights98]

@tennis4evva Umm dude, even the most uneducated person would know that monkeys don't choose to be dressed up in clothes, working in a RESTAURANT. It's about having a heart.

[Dontgiveacrap100]

Haha, experience under the belt

[geo289]

worst TV network ever...

[brettos10]

fucu chan reminds me of fucushima (or however thats spelled)

[slowedpath]

cok monkey?

[WolfRunnerMajestic]

That awesome, and for the monkeys that is a very enriching life style!!! Better then being stuck in a cage all day. :)

[MrAsudem95]

Not more unemployment...More people with self-owned businesses! and monkey almost-slaves!

[FXrubiP]

to be honest OMG facts has brought you here

[msunknown118]

@FXrubiP Yeh it kinda has i wouldnt of known this vid was uploaded without OMGfacts

[Rappin4Christ]

its wierd to be from canada and see an asian with an english accent

[bush1a]

@Rappin4Christ YA i know eh? i am from Canada and i was half expecting the guy to like speak really fast Mandarin..but WTF O.O

[jdawg1692]

@Rappin4Christ Lol I met an asian guy with an Australian accent once, freaked me right out for a few seconds.

[himandtheotherguy1]

I WANT ONE

[benlaneconnor]

0:09

[SuperAngelo13]

i want a monkey

[Daavidd4]

great. more unemployment.

[creaphoenix]

The translator sounds like benzai XD

[TheShifters99]

Soon dogs will be monkeys....

[jackfire101]

Soon tigers will be your bus driver....

[TheGuyWhoHatesInk]

well, I guess that'll all end by japanese people stealing monkeys from rainforests and forceing them to work in these taverns and restaurants...

[pat52698]

OMG Facts sent me...

[helloimdanni9]

Nxt thing you know, they're gonna be drinking our beer too.

[VirginiaMichelle]

Isn't this how Planet of the Apes began?!

[2bhnh]

omg facts???!!

[yougotlaidout]

cimpanzzethat 

[simon199418]

why not, our smartest robots have the brain capacity of cockroaches , these guys are actually so much smarter than our best robots

[thepandaproductionz]

omg facts

[ookami3380]

mahcock monkeys? wtf

[TheMDZOE]

They took my job!

[JewelQueen10]

cuuute

[MrVaddiReddy]

Stupid monkeys...stealing japanese jobs

[xococonutlove]

wtf is up with the fake accent -__- its kind of offensive

[numb4z]

@xococonutlove its actual japanese person whos transalting...

[spidermanandsnape]

see this is why I hate dubbed. This is really cool though

[jagjagin]

a hot towel before you order drinks, wow

[krisng2241997]

there aint no thumbs up for these comments

[Aanimes]

Thumbs up if OMG sent you here

[iansmelly]

damn monkey's, they probably have a better resume than i have

[RedNova2000]

Thumbs up if you got here by omgfacts link :)

[aaa984]

@RedNova2000 the thumbing is disabled

[orikzzz]

animal rights???whats next animals rights of freedom of speech?

[vitaliyjackson]

@orikzzz hey..... freedom of speech is no joke... along with animal rights for the right to bear arms. those grizzly bare paws come in handy.

[Vekhematu]

Hopefully The Right To Not Be Tortured.. Still Working On That One

[MightyFire]

@Vekhematu

>implying working is torture

[Vekhematu]

@MightyFire That Would Be Funny But No, What I Meant Was More When People Do Redundant "Experiments" On So Many Millions Of Them, Or The Way Animals Killed For Food Are Allowed To Be Treated

[MightyFire]

@Vekhematu

Why on earth do you capitalize every word ?

[RacinZilla007]

@ReverML Gojira!! :D

[WakiiiS]

The asian reporter scared me ! I thught he was going to speak chinese ..

[lululemon2007]

@WakiiiS LOL same!!

[feenixrising10]

I think this is the first ad I did not skip (Google ad about teacher winning 1 million dollars playing an online baseball game)

[MrFrankthebest]

lool that is some crazy shit

[GIRLANDLAKAIFORLIFE]

unemployment rate just went up... thank you monkeys -.-

[watcherofzideozeszz]

DATS SO COOOL!!!!

[eludethelight]

That is so dirty. taking a towel from a dirty monkey

[watcherofzideozeszz]

@eludethelight they arent necesarily dirty... i bet if you tested how many baceria per square inch is on their hands it would be less then some human waiters

[thefunnystuffplease]

woman at 1:22 reminds me of the part in theres something about mary when mary puts the "hair gel" in her hair XD

[poopstainsz]

thumbs up if Gabby bought u here <3

[AngelTheTigress]

I SAW THIS ON AN IDIOT ABROAD LAST YEAR.

[playpro0500]

its so easy a monkey can do it

[ReviewGuyHacker]

@playpro0500 you dont understand how much i like that comment

[MrImaveggie]

i want a monkey too

[Effecto1234]

are you ready for some monkey business? :DDDD

[HowDoYouThinkYouAre]

it's japan any thing can happen

[lynzxer021]

did he just say my cock monkeys

[nashwa1nosha1smokey]

@lynzxer021 How mature. Macacque.

[RevorML]

hold on... so japs have both robots and monkeys to do their bidding... cmon rest of the world, we need to think of something cooler...

[skatermanJTB]

@RevorML ...robot monkeys?...

[DeclanSheldon]

loooool

[mhawha048]

thats nasty

[1234nejko]

does anybody know where i could buy a monkey? i live in EU, Slovenia

[COOLprodz]

Lol i amlost pooped myself when the guy started talking at the beginning XD

[iamacsel87]

@COOLprodz :))))

thx for the note, i skimmed the video and almost missed the beginning

[JenovaCelestia]

Evolution : 1

Creationism : 0

[TheUndertakerSaysRIP]

slavery!!!!

[Jupiterninja95]

@TheUndertakerSaysRIP hardly. they get a bunch of soybeans and they only work 2 hours. replace soybeans with money and i would gladly be a "slave".

[DucklengUgly]

Yeah something about how an ape is so strong that it can just rip your face off like that... So.. Maybe we should keep them limited to knowledge

[Mischief58]

the people talking sound like robots

[Joh447]

japan is so awesome -w-

[vejoux]

Planet of the apes, it has begun

[Joh447]

@vejoux grandpa doesnt die though

[imnotcoolxP]

was i the only one expect the announcer guy to speak in japanese really fast or at least have a thick accent?

[HongKongBoyz100]

AHHHHHHHH! THE RISE OF THE APES IS COMMING!!!!!!! all we need is a viral disease to spread throughout the world...

[ssplol]

he died in cancer



[torca1950ancola]

My reaction would be that i need to stop drinking because i'm seeing monkeys bringing me more beer.

[kinectaddict]

omg look at the guy smokin the cigg in the restaraunt ash that nasty thing

[kinectaddict]

under his fury belt lol

[jake3393]

when i first saw the journalist i expected him to talk like takashi sahasi orishi sun.

[djensoer]

Monkeys will work there for free as long they don't put them on the menu

[lv99trollface]

i dont want a filthy monkey touching my sake(and no, i dont mean black person)

[yphiphop]

@lv99trollface

lol

[itsfriedeggs]

Be honest, did OMGfacts bring you here

[LawlPug]

@itsfriedeggs OMGfacts brought me here to

[arbfly1]

@LawlPug me to

[kevino025]

The guy who is dubbin the voices makes it look as if this was a joke

[MONKEYJAW89]

Fuck robots, employ monkeys!

[Caspent]

@ShoiYanoNBK Wow, that's cold.

[MistaFrz]

Wow a monkey got a serving job before me. I'm leaving Georgia

[MrKirbyy]

hahahah so cute

[OneGreen92]

English subbing voice for the lady is man's voice. #Fail.

[wavestatic]

Why does stuff like this only happen in Japan?? :S

[GoIbat]

voice does not match face..

[TheSuperMixedNutz]

OHMAIGAADD!!! DONT U GUYS SEE IT? ITS THE RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!!!

[NarfIarg]

@TheSuperMixedNutz my thinking exactly

[UraRengeJounin]

Son of a bitch, I'm late. Ok, can everybody tell all the poop flinging jokes again. I hate being left out.

[azolox]

finely i can say to a waither even a monkey can do your job :D

[TVGirl96]

@azolox true dat! :D

[greggreg5V2]

1:20 they said the monkey brought them beer, but that was sake, wasn't it?

[ProjeckDestiny]

@greggreg5V2 Translated into English so yeah they said sake

[RichGodfrey]

Why, does, the, lady, sound, like, a, robot?

[TheRicknator]

omgfacts brought me here

[BeeryGamer]

wow, what convincing voice-acting... >_>

[DantendoDS]

lol these guys are really dissing each other and claim that the monkey is better than their family and some in the workforce. rofl

[hengtee89]

GABY brought me here!

[ferdinandcobain]

And this is how Rise of the Planet of Apes started we are so doomed +_+

[UltimateLSD]

..omg facts?

[xx1182]

@UltimateLSD

[kevienpictures]

I love the translation ^^

[AgentWD400]

Not sure if I would want my waiter to take a shit on the floor close to where I am eating or worse yet, throwing his feces at me.

[OilersLBA]

THIS.IS.AWESOME

if it isn't fake

[LVXM4ever]

decrease of jobs for humans, but an increase of profits for owner

[1bardh1]

lol i love how stupid the translation is! so retarded

[Levitikai]

In my country it is illegal for minors to serve alcohol. It would be funny if the same law would apply to monkeys in America.

[Chinaman96792]

Rise of the planet of the apes. :D

[TheAmonamarth17]

omg a new generation is coming Oo someday there will be just monkey waiters all over the world !

[Fireflyz2]

they belong in the wild. free them now.

[ohsoFactual]

@Fireflyz2 why do they belong in the wild any more than humans ?

were both animals, our suvival instincts and intelligents have made us houses clean water ect just because there not as smart why should they ave a worse life ?

[Fireflyz2]

@ohsoFactual but, you need to define 'worse' I think there are many tribal people who live in the wild, but look at them. they seem happier than your average wall street banker, no?

[xCottonSwabx]

I smell a sitcom!

[DubRavezor]

first waiters, then bar managers...THEN, THE WORLD!

[ererty123]

THE APES WILL RISE!!!!!!

[Icecreamageful]

Cuties

[ThaksinPower]

wtf? an asian with british accent!?

[suds101]

@ThaksinPower Australian.

[ohsoFactual]

@ThaksinPower im british, and that was austrailian

[TheStealthWarrior]

0:08 Mah-Cock Monkeys!

[mavic92]

planet of the apes...it has begun!!!

[thewolfisback]

OH GOD PLANET OF THE APES!!!!!

[skarface99]

This shit is so kool, until they attack one of the customers....

[SuperKmach]

anyone wanna take a bet until how long until one of those monkeys attacks a human along with a massive lawsuit?

[MGassailant]

@SuperKmach This isn't America lol

[wejyxes]

thumbs up if OMG facts brought you here .

[ByPhantomYuki]

@wejyxes cant thumbs up on this video :P

[arcadegamer117]

@Rubberbandballer I know same here!!!

[Rubberbandballer]

I've seen a lot of crazy things in my life and all of them are from Japan.