State of the Beard

[akplayify]

my dad has a beard and he doesn't owna kitchen table... :(

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Dang now I want to frolik topless in the snow, aww its not snowing.. :(

[THEzombieteddybear]

My boyfriends stubble hurts so good

[exclusiveforus]

I am literally doing an all nighter watching Wheezy waiter. I keep myself entertained.

[samr193]

F---YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

[NoReason79]

beards are AWESOM3

[Heimsdalsgate]

Holy mother of god that laughter made my heart sink.

[lepotica]

I watch and follow you ever since that video where you stroll topless during the day on a field. Was that you? I think so.. Any-who. Stay sharp wheezy!

[SuperYumyum8]

i am canadian so i don't understand F what 12 degrese in celsius

[echoxltu]

@SuperYumyum8 im not canadian but i too dont understand faren......

[xkkey]

I love beards....Ow! Your beard hurts. I wanna know you...

[nunoyobiznis]

i'm a girl and i kinda sorta want a beard now... is that unnatural? O-O

[wojustwo]

Nom Nom Nom Nom- Eayh, tastes like bacon bits...

...and ranch.

[tati13221]

i like abot the bered is the leftover food that fell in it i can call dessert

[lemonice2700]

This makes me so happy. I don't know why XD

[nonnahs918]

I don't mind your beard, but I don't like beards they're rough and itchy, so if I ever meet you in person I probably won't want to touch you

[chr15fl0yd]

I like my beard, you could say it grew on me...

[armygrl278]

You put this up on my birthday :) beards rock lol

[GotBecket]

Beards make people look friendlier...for the most part haha

[ArtemusRex]

Was that the first beard slam?

[ssbrwl]

@ArtemusRex No this is the third video in a row that's had a beard slam. The first if the 3 was the very first.

[yellowreed12]

beards are AWESOME!

[Piggie822]

I like the look of beards. And kissing someone with a beard does kind of exfoliate your skin a little. However, if you kiss for more than a few minutes your face starts getting raw. Luckily my love only sports a beard every once in a great while. I LIKE BOTH!

[cloudyone19]

While watching this, an add for permanent hair removal popped up.... boo. beards foreverr!!!

[SuperRainbowbright]

The beard is roseann o_o

[Kaai08]

reminds me of the guy from the hangover lol

[yamercado2]

So beautifully pale.

[wwwShadow7]

More kids playing near power lines. Just what the world needs.

[SprGrlRVG]

Ow! Your beard hurts. I wanna know you.

[Artifying]

I love beards. -3

[TheRealJoni]

I like the manliness.

I dislike that some people dislike beards.

[sonsonluvscam]

gotta love the taste of beard haha

[jmovlogs]

Does anyone know what video wheezy first used to term beard lovers?

[poisonsting8404]

Does a Goetee a part of the beard family?

[TkiraT]

YUS

[MegaCassie2000]

hottest guy ever!

[CrowwnThief]

I LOVE ZE BEARD!!!

[KTcattProductions]

I love Roseanne!

[CaptainScarlet2006]

You are getting bald

jaja

[LittlePatch8]

"The beard is Roseanne" Lol.

[greasydame]

The beard is Roseanne?!?! I'm going to ignore that.

[ilovefunnyvideos216]

2:28 Don't fall for it!! it's cold-ressistant clone!!! he plans to engage us in his beard and then shave it off, millions will be devastated, leaving him to rule the world!!!

[rubysunshine91]

You had me at the beard is roseanne. :)

[xAbeezyx]

Your adorable<3

[MoulinRouge6Love]

What do you  look like without a beeeard....?

[MrPaki1996]

no the one that puts in his mouth

[lightningrider83]

@MrPaki1996 thats called a microphone.

[MrPaki1996]

whats the instrument in 2:20???

[Niekpas1]

@MrPaki1996

That's a guitar.

[lightningrider83]

@MrPaki1996 its a guitar with a talk box

[alBoorack]

May I join the state of the Beard?

I'll bring cookies

[ksaxchick]

the scratchiness of a beard on my face when kissing a man with a beard makes me feel like said man is manly with manly man parts. :)

[RandomTask3000]

Were you frolicking in Skokie?

[0ZombieKittens0]

My dad has a beard, but it's not as spectacular as wheezywaiter's.

[chazzman1547]

Making us eat his beard, next thing you know, he'll be ear slapping us with a creeping smile while banjo music playing...

[RyanMatejka]

one of my favorite of all your videos.

[TheWaffletwist]

when you told us to give crazy eyes the video froze and you had a lazy eye. i thought it was kinda funny. hehe

[84WAKEUP]

lol love it sikhs belong to beard hah

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[aSteveinaBox]

the ending to this video was beautiful

[Roxzilla12]

i love u

[1Soraules]

@MikasiaRiplee No it isn't pathetic. It scared be really bad too!

[LoneWarrior197]

what I want to know is who filmed you while you frolicked?

[Playfurlythinks]

What is all this talk of Bear D ..... what about Bear A or Bear B or C .... were there 3 trys befor this one?

[squishyboonuts]

is it just me or does wheezy waiter sound like a higher pitched version of marge simpson when he says "ow husband! that beard hurts! you better shave or you're sleeping on the couch" XD beardluvers unite!

[gewkbokx89]

you should never frolic near power lines...it might hurt the beard!!

[imjohnandyouare]

beards are manly, auto tuning is gay.

[lissy42nerdfighter]

I think I mostly don't like beards cuz they just remind me of my grandpa. not sexy.

[MikasiaRiplee]

is it pathetic that the laugh track scared me...

[TacticalFatNap]

This is my Beard. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Beard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Beard, without me, is useless. Without my Beard, I am useless.

[theoneelf]

I watched this at 4am and the laughing almost made me jump O_O

[Nijokaz]

@theoneelf I was watching at 3:56........ Coincidence?

[Nijokaz]

@theoneelf I was watching at 3:56........ Coincidence?

[nakednerds]

@theoneelf holy shit me too scariest youtube moment ever

[JTPNYC95]

My beard is like a marathon. Its such a long way to the end. I am only on mile 7.

[0fficerNasty]

"The beard hurts so good" XDDDDDD

[DutchGirl027]

27 januari is my birthday!! :D

[Ameican87eagle]

haha

[robman8855]

this is the best weezy waiter video ever made

[TeeAreify]

I love talkbox.

[qqsomething]

lol this guy is from another world

[purpleisthecoolest]

...the beard is roseanne...

[wynpetlitzke]

Facelover sounds like my mom. Thankfully I'm not like my mom. I like beads ^_^ That's why I supported my dad when he wanted to grow one :) Nice frolic by the way :D

[maerta13]

1:46 to 1:47 did he sat "I'll fu©k you!"

[blingblingshineshine]

@maerta13 YES he did!

[ryseff724]

i actually hate cilantro

[HaloRoxMySox47]

The third wink was the best wink ever.

[DowntownDanielbrown]

the beard hurts so good!

[90W7]

I'm a proud parent of a 4.5 month old Beard...Its amazing. It makes me want to cut down trees or order for two when dining solo.

[MLBheaven]

@Vacalex hahahah....ur not funny.

[kristinabraineater]

I LOVE THIS!

[sportsstar1998]

i'm sorry for being a face person! I'm a female. Do not hate me... I am a beard-lover!

[rawrmnstr13]

Love the beard.  It's so sexy. ;)

[tulsadlance]

actually, i do hate cilantro.. yuck!

[masterohumans]

I can't grow a beard, all I get is a little chin stubble. I'm not a real man.

[RomanticCrusader]

@masterohumans No youa re not.

[Katiezor]

favourite video so far.

[Anochrist]

can you please put a number in a corner of your videos so i can watch them in order?

i'll try my hardest at groing a beard if you do :)

[pupsandpurplewhales]

i dont like it that you have lil beard brotherens kinda up your cheek untouched and unshaven with no friends near them.. shave that part. pleasee

[ScRiBbLeMoNsTeRR]

hahahha. oh man, he frolicks so goood.

[SalaciousMess]

@ScRiBbLeMoNsTeRR *so well. ;) 

[Hunkadunga]

I wonder what the cars thought when driving by a shirtless but beardful man frolicing in 12-degree weather :)

[Valereea33]

where do you live!!?? i feel like its ALWAYS cold there!!!

[impauldk]

LOOL. Try watching the episode with >CC transcribe sound< enabled.

[iMANTlS]

I like the beard cuz it's a symbol of the man power (read about Islam) I'm 17 :D

[pennygoo]

this was my birthday

and i like beards.

but not cilantro.

[Alfaris]

0:10

That's the face my mom makes at me when I do something she doesn't like.

[ashk666]

@Alfaris 1:56

thats the face my mom makes at me when i do something she doesn't like

[XxF4KEandG4YxX]

i have found a video were weezy is drunk!!

[JackSkellingFrost]

this video explains why I saw an awesome bearded man with no shirt running about a field in the chicagoland area when I was driving down the highway in january.

Thank you, Wheezy.

I can now proudly declare that I have seen you without a shirt.

[Marovex93]

oh god..u are so random..i love u!not that im calling u god or anything,but cmon..thr guy has a beard..beards are awesome!!

[ShanetheGamer]

WTF why is there a justin bieber ad. right next to your video??

[icsomethingshiny124]

Your beard tastes like chicken. o.0

[j3ss4ndr4]

Hmmmm... maybe you could convice me to love the beard more if you waxed your chest and went frolicking for the camera? Just saying.

[seastache]

i love beards more than every person ever! even you.

[mrmartin28]

Wheezy the beard is epic man. i love my epic beard as well. BEARDS ROCK!!!!!!!

[swarrior216]

i love my beard and my beard loves me.

[EmeraldSupernova]

I can totally picture Zach Galifikinakis making a video like this.

[SparklyCheeseburger]

the beard hurts so good. <3

[timesman14]

My beard makes a comfortable pillow for women to lay their faces on ;)

[farfinmosker]

I think I'm allergic to your beard. When you put it up to the screen, I sneezed four times. I develope allergies to everything I love. :(

[SpAcEpOp9800]

I love the taste of beard (:

[2dayistuesday]

oh you know your beard is tasty.

[Ty79525]

the beard is me

[suse8138]

Beards are ok when they're long enough, but stubble... stubble is pain, pain, pain.

To test it take the inside of your wrist and rub it from your chin up to your ear.

If it's cushion like and tickles then that's ok, but if you're bleeding from the sandpaper like texture then don't even think about kissing anyone till you've shaved it off!

[Seishinbunretsusho]

I actually do hate cilantro, but I won't hold it against you because I'm forgiving.

[NomKatelynNom]

I think your beard makes you look very attractive, and grown up :]

[StrongerThanAMoose16]

the beard is domestically responsible.

[GekigamiThunderstorm]

What about Chuck Norris, huh? Do you also have a third fist?

[OmGzXX]

I'm in love with the third wink.

[ithascome612]

1:43 might be my favorite moment ever... or maybe 1:56

[Helloimemilyful]

i wanna know you.... for real though.

[JesseBochekTV]

Now I'm not saying everyone HAS to like beards......

"F*** YOU"

[IssyRedbird]

Good morning face lovers.. Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­hhhhhhh. XD XD

[omg1a1kitten]

ive been subscribed to wheezywaiter for about a month and watched every video since then...

i just now noticed he has a beard

[Mer1002]

beards are smexy, but mustaches are better <3

[VirtualVlogs]

im the 72000th view on the dot im calling it FIRST !!!

[tennisman6]

Wheezy is wolverine? :O

[chives123456]

Wheezy! Don't you understand that faceloving isn't a choice?! (This wasn't made as a mockery my fellow LGBT people)

[quizlixx]

THE BEARD IS ROSEANNE

[TheLoonwolf]

If you are able to grow that piece of art you should consider getting into the beard transplant business.

[Irchn3]

2:29 :D

[TheIzikkizi]

screw the skin lovers!!

[beatz717]

just informe them The Beard IS Me

lol

[GertrudeMan08]

You should do a tribute to Gimli from LOTR, for his beard reigns supreme. >:D

[Spanko91]

I OWN A KITCHEN TABLE! lmao

[marigailtheamazing]

"The beard is Roseanne."

[MatTAFacT]

i miss my beard..my job makes me cut it :'(

[RamenNoAi]

I've always wanted to grow a beard D: and some sideburns.

There would be braiding involved.

[waldron76]

I wish my beard was domestically responsible.

[USBMUndergroundFan]

if you have a beard and you use both shampoo and conditioner, you wont get the same complaints about it's texture

[sweetkellygirl]

You're right, I do hate cilantro. But I don't hate you... just discovered your channel. You're hilarious. *subscribed*

P.S. Nice frolic.

[ClosetManProductions]

what do i like about the beard?

IT IS ALL THAT IS MAN.

[MansourtheAmazing]

in canada we frolick naked cuz our beards cover our whole bodies

[McKennahLane]

@MansourtheAmazing oh THATS a pretty picture!

[MansourtheAmazing]

@McKennahLane lol

[idreamtofflight]

@MansourtheAmazing amen

[TampaRed]

Beards rule.

[TampaRed]

Beards rule.

[TampaRed]

Beards rule.

[poeticmurder911]

funny thanks

[MSDK]

YAY BEARDS

[dragonmrz]

ma è fabio volo!!!

[Schatzmass]

Those crazy eyes. Perfect.

[kuliimjulischreiben]

All I know is that my boyfriend looks good with his goatee. :)

[hoodyman216]

@kuliimjulischreiben Duly noted.

[nealtcaldwell]

"The beard hurt so good"

lmao

[Zorphy]

I notice that most people show me alot of respect when I have a beard as it makes me look 10 years older. Though I usually shave whenever it starts itching too much.

[Kni7es]

The goatee is the perfect compromise between beard lovers and face lovers. It can also make you look significantly more evil, which is a plus.

[kaychan]

I can frolic with my shirt off in 12-degree weather, beard or no! Always without a beard, though. And then the cops get called on me. Both are related to the curse of being a woman.

[GoodladProductions]

@kaychan this is perfectly legal in Canada :P