Stephen Lynch - Kill a Kitten

[KarnTheStrong]

You know if you replace the word "kitten" with "republican" this song is alot more fun and mostly syncs up....just say'n.

[Rasmusorum]

i kill kittens for breakfast, lunch and dinnah..

[dkerris]

Dear Mr. Lynch,

Ceiling Cat may forgive you. Happy Kitteh may forgive you.

But I cannot forgive you for this song. I'll be burning in Basement Cats domain because I laughed at your stupid 'kill a kitten' song. Bad Lynch, bad.

[SnailDude666]

I would honestly rather kill a chihuahua.

[girlyfoxboikyi]

as long as you.........kill a kitten :D

[xseefox]

@Debbie338 should've helped him fry it - and then eaten it with him :3

[Debbie338]

@xseefox Are you a twelve year old idiot or a thirty year old sociopath? Because you are definitely one or the other.

[xseefox]

@Debbie338 I am both, so hah! You're wrong! (I'm not ONE OR THE OTHER) ;D

[Debbie338]

I love Lynch, and I get the message. Unfortunately, there are sick bastards actually doing this stuff every day. That makes it not very funny. I'm a veterinarian , and I treated a kitten last week that someone burned in a frying pan. Not at all humorous.

[mrlink07]

@Debbie338 LOL. BURNT KITTEN. :'D

[Debbie338]

@mrlink07 See my reply to xseefox. Repeat.

[Laeryc]

Every time you &*#%$%#$ God kills a Kitten.

great message. I agree with the songs message 100%

and retards if you dont realize what its a bout then go jump off a cliff.

Pool could use a little chlorine.

[Maymay698]

HE LOST POINTS FOR THIS. DO NOT KILL KITTENS!!!!!!

[BornInTheCreek]

Killing kittens helped me stop drinking and get a job!!!

[HappyIsFleeting]

Grab your socks and rub away, its Satans feeding time today!!

xDDDD KIll a kitten is an innuendo for masturbastion and in catholic christianity its a sin to masturbate

[blackturtleshow]

Inspirational lyrics!!!

[EdgeHead8806]

I use to kill kittens like you once. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[soperamsa]

Killing a kitten is lik tearing up pussy

[Baumschaender]

Fuck off animal abuser kill urself, so the world will be just a piece better !

[TheGrizzy33]

@Baumschaender you're pretty annoying, you know that?

[Baumschaender]

@TheGrizzy33

I invite u to my home place so I have the chance to show u what I mean, I will take a blunt spoon and hammer it in every animal abusers torax to find out where the heart is. So if u want to come be my guest and let me know...

[TheGrizzy33]

@Baumschaender Well, spoons aren't usually sharp and u is usually spelled y o u, but I guess that's for educated people. Obviously Stephen Lynch isn't serious about this video either. People kid about it all the time, it doesn't mean they do it, so cool your jets.

[DutchHeathen]

@TheGrizzy33 Just to be a spelling nazi, cause you were trying to be one... 'u' is not spelled 'y-o-u' .. 'u' is the 21st letter of the alphabet, not a word. :P

[AnonymousNI]

@Baumschaender

I torture animals for fun.

[SeaShellNecklaceBrah]

@AnonymousNI Nice name, newfag.

Also, 0/10

Everyone knows you probably have 10 cats and you love every single one of them.

@video

I remember hearing this when I was like 12 from Ebaums.

I thought it was funny.

Now, it's kinda meh.

[BabyEmmiCake]

@Baumschaender calm the fuck down PETA. It's a joke.

[Xanatos712]

@BabyEmmiCake Actually I think PETA is responsible for killing more kittens than the people that oppose them...

[austinmcadams77]

throw it out a plan

[ThatManinWhite]

Kittens are such evil little bastards I find it ironic that we refer to them as "pussy."

[kingofthering24]

I hate cats, *being allergic to them doesnt' help* so this song made me laugh even harder compared to his other ones.

[mrgangster69]

everytime you masterbate, steven lynch kills a kitten

[Jueix]

@mrgangster69 dam stephen lynch must of killed 1 million kittens wait did i just say that.

[mrgangster69]

lol if this song offends anyone, they should get the sand out of thier vagina's and gtfo youtube

[brightheart1windclan]

2:55 NEWTONS CRADLE!!! YAY FOR PHYSICS

[findmelovelydream]

heheh i made a vid like this last night ...mines better....lol i thought he said fan not hand..not van...ohwell should have looked up the lyrics!!

[Casshyr]

"if ye lovesth Jesus ye must KILL A KITTEN"

[ariaandkia]

PROJECT#5: The "GAME OF LIFE" program- due NO LATER than December 2011 I have a feeling I'll be listening to this song a lot the next few weeks...

[BornInTheCreek]

For some reason I now want to kill a kitten!!! C= Oooo! Even more odd i want to afterward club a baby seal & strip it's widle pelt of its wiggling body as it screams in agony! I will be wearing my warm field mouse fur coat of corse.

[bellotaguerrero]

This reminds me of New Math!

[nikups03]

Killing kittens helped me stop drinking and got me back to work!

[IndianTheNaked]

James Hetfield.



[NightStormFox]

I like some of Lynch's songs, but I think this was a little messed up ._.

[CeeCeeObscura]

my friend doesn't like stephen lynch.... SHE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

[17Luckygirl17]

my big brother first showed me this song when i was 7.

[darkri9898]

i hate this snog i am a cat man! so he can go f#@& him self

[HappyIsFleeting]

@darkri9898 Oh calm down cat freak. Get a knife and chow down!

[DwayneRydell]

@darkri9898 dude, kill a kitten is an innuendo for masturbation...

[everdarkable]

@darkri9898 he does, and hes wrote song about it.

[KNOXARMY]

@darkri9898  you're a cat man? like half-man, half-cat?

[vanbommel1888]

@darkri9898 OMG is this you? watch?v=LJ7zyNnEeyM

[cloetv12345]

killing kittens save's lives

[EmmortalKnight]

Come here kitty kitty kitty

[lovepetewentz13]

Kill the kitten eh I'm okay with that

[lovepetewentz13]

Kill the puppy I kill u got it

[Isob3l6]

Wow. I love the pic of the kitten with its paws up. This is hilarious... but wrong... makes me want to hug my cat. :)

[DUUUUSANSRBIN]

video and song are nic and funny, but i dont like text

[GanstuhLhuv]

@MeGoRAWRZ

Well SOORRRYY bitch but people can have their own opinions; and I posted mine. So bite me .

[GanstuhLhuv]

@yoyodr

You are fucking sick .

[MeGoRAWRZ]

@GanstuhLhuv are you fucking retarded? hes trolling, dumbass -.-

[SgtHardballs]

I just emailed this to PETA...no joke

[HannahImhoff]

@SgtHardballs if you really did, youre dumb.

[yoyodr]

I dont know bout you all, but I kill kittens all the time, whats the big deal?

[finntroll98]

not even close to being right but funny as hell !!!!!!!!!!!

[ShootKillRepeat1]

I find this extremely hard to fap to....

[bartemaus31]

@ShootKillRepeat1 you're not trying hard enough

[EODcobra]

kill that kitten,kill him with the lemons!

[12345678913601]

188 people are part of PETA

[rubydawn11]

YA FUCKIN KILL A KITTEN!!!! (not really) I STILL JUST LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!

[teederbug]

How about sticking TNT UP YOUR ASS Nw A SONG ABOUT IT!!

[bloodgusher11]

funny !

[Smileysam555]

Killing a kitten is the most efficient way to get rid of a hangover. This has been proven by science. :)

[wolfman2100]

@Smileysam555 Is it really proven by science or are you referring to "The Boondock Saints" where Rocco accidently shoots the cat, after they were up all night drinking?

[Smileysam555]

@wolfman2100 Its proven by the kind of science that scientists dont do. 10 points for the Boondock saints ref. though

[seanmckillip]

@Smileysam555 haha, im stealing this

[thecsgang]

@Smileysam555 D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

[JokerCrowe]

I don't get any suggested videos.. All though I guess I'm glad a video called "Kill a Kitten" doesn't have any suggestions... :S

[buffaloregals98]

KILL A MOTHER FUCKING KITTEN



[qwu2]

wtf james hetfield get outta here



[sparkothamage]

Needs moar desu....

[darkcjdm]

is this the album version? with all the electric guitar and bass and drums?

[odiumisfun]

@darkcjdm Well it is a hidden song in an album, it's acoustic there. Not sure where this version comes from.

[darkcjdm]

@odiumisfun oh ok thank you.

[lwrification]

I'm not saying that I don't like Stephen's work, he's a funny lyrical genius. I am just saying that I don't like this song or gerbil. I just love animals and although I know abuse of them goes on, it just makes me sad that's all because animals have no voice when being hurt.

[Geniasis]

@lwrification If you honestly think that this song is meant to PROMOTE animal cruelty, then satire may not be the right thing for you.

[Drajiouxaa]

I'm surprised at how naive some people are, he's not trying to promote animal cruelty although he gets a little extreme bringing the bible into this. He's just being outrageous as usual. his goal? To starle you with something you wont see coming and make you laugh. The thought of ousting something cute is a form sillyness for some people although they know they'd never do such a thing.

[cabaldraconi]

Mmm kitten sausage... No seriously though... Love the humor here.

[mindmelda]

God, don't people get satire anymore? *eye roll*

[Menapfury]

@lwrification read the description, her said it is to mock the bastards that commit animal abuse

[lwrification]

You are promoting animal cruelty, and you're giving people permission and the amunition to do it. Any animal abuse is wrong. Animals are gifts from God and should be treated with kindness and respect. I liked your music up until now...

[dragonessflight]

@lwrification soooo you're ok with say the ugly baby song or special olypics and you're getting your panties in a wad over . . . . this? its all in fun take a chill pill

[FatherOfHumor]

@lwrification 3 things

1. God doesnt exist

2. Your a dumbass for even posting this coment, hes a fucking comedian, he sings these songs to make people laugh

3. Never post another comment until you have developed a sense of humor or FUCKING LOGIC!

[lwrification]

@FatherOfHumor God really does exist you cockhead

[lwrification]

@FatherOfHumor God really does exist you cockhead

[lwrification]

@FatherOfHumor God really does exist you cockhead.

[FatherOfHumor]

@lwrification Would god be happy about you treating your fellow men like that? Thought so, shut the fuck up and look up a man named George Carlin. He will set your gay ass straight

[lwrification]

@FatherOfHumor lol! stick george carlin up your ass (no offence really!)

[lwrification]

This is the worst song you ever wrote.

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

0:48 wtf metallica?

[animemangayoailover]

thats such a cute kitty! poor thing, but it his time.

[Ntwister]

"youtube made me do it"

[Ntwister]

i love cats but this still is funny ^^

[JaceMorley]

184 don't have any pitchforks in their sheds.

[TheTrueMrArkane]

oh, thats nice. :) I have cats and find this to be funny as hell.

[IliaNadyrbayev]

puppies are phags

[hellokittycranegame]

poor cat! i mean kitten!

[TheGumbone]

This song is funnier than Duck taping your grannys leg to her walking stick while she sleeps in a chair

[iwearbandos]

@TheGumbone dude wtf lol

[InSaNiAc1000]

"Stick some TNT up it's cat booty." Best lyrics ever <3

[grazierianphotos]

You ever think he's talking about killing a "pussy" cat?

[iplaycello1]

im a cat lover but i cant stop listening to this song

[ThePieIsLie]

PETA must love this song. xD

[aemg01]

@ThePieIsLie go to petakillsanimals. com

[d3ath2l33t]

@aemg01 dang peta does kill animals :3

[aemg01]

@d3ath2l33t yep. NEVER SUPPORT THEM! They also pay to support criminals.

[edaboladik]

@ThePieIsLie

Ima show upp to one of their demonstrations with this on as loud as I can get it.

[ulkien]

@ThePieIsLie According to PETA's own figures they kill about 80% of the animals they "save". xD

[jonpetry]

@ThePieIsLie All 194 members of PETA voted to dislike this song.

[Lejend32147]

@TheCadoAngelus no.... just no... lol

[Dinodain]

"867-5309....867-5309...meow!!­!!!!"

[wildwestchick92]

I think I'm going straight to hell for liking this song. I will go straight to hell, I will not pass go, I will not collect $200 XD lmfao

[Lejend32147]

@wildwestchick92 watching a video wont send you to hell

[TheDogs0fwar]

Fuck killing kittens. Choking your chicken is where its at.

[rath223]

@TheDogs0fwar that sounds dirty.......idk y but it dose 

[imhinatas]

178 people refused to kill a cat for Jesus.

[brownspider64]

When i read the title of this video i thought to myself, "I'm going to enjoy this."

[equinox627]

@MrAmericafuckya that would be too nice.

[Nu2Daintrnet33]

My friends seem to think there is a subliminal message to this song but i dont see it maybe its cause im too busy killing kittens to pay it any attention. (joke)

[ghostdragoon13]

im ok with kittens just no kill puppies or shootin the rooster

[26man6]

I can see PETA shitting out their mouth right now

[jaknife99]

Someone post this as a video response to one of those reaction videos for people who watch that chinese lady and the high heels.

[The15ctaylor]

i keep trying to share this on facebook but everytime i try it takes me to a website that never loads and i cant share this

[KasuganoAkira]

174 people are secretly kittens.

[FlippinSweetCinema]

I played this song to my asian friends. They were not pleased.

[KiIIroyWuzHere]

@FlippinSweetCinema Are you Justin?

[FlippinSweetCinema]

@KiIIroyWuzHere No.

[LadyOpenshaw]

this song is awesome!

[redecko22]

172 killed a kitten



[redecko22]

172 killed a kitten

[greenpaint1000]

this is so messed up but i cant stop laughing

[69Mikage]

O.o at 4:40 the guy actually looks like a guy i graduated highschool with...>_> i wouldn't be surprised if he was.

[psyconetwork951]

@69Mikage Thats Stephen Lynch....

[ilikenumbers123]

867-5309



[chase123devine]

IDK I LOVE CATS BUT IT HAS A PIC FROM tHE BEATLES!!!!!!! D:

[vidcritic00001]

172 people wont like this comment:(

[torchicamn]

Evil

[fantasticsupafly]

Cracked up at "kitty cake." My poor cat.

[wvzach626]

172 people love cats thumbs up if ud reather have a dog or some tnt

[imsoaninja4]

I feel like such a wuss but this song and grandfather die actually make me cry :.(

[mpwildebeest]

@imsoaninja4 Pussy! (get it because you cried about cats. and well cats are refered to as pussies. See how i did that? It's like a really shitty play on words)

[imsoaninja4]

@mpwildebeest that's the funniest way someone's called me a pussy. x)

[DellariaB]

Actually in the Bible it says "Take thy babies and smash them against rocks"

[TheRDKsystem]

realy?!?!?!?!?! where??? i wanna see it...

[Bossman1603]

Cats are so stupid.

[Heartly10]

167 people kill puppies.

[hmstrmn]

@Heartly10 178 now



[Heartly10]

@hmstrmn Your certainly right.

[yoursuckiful]

167 people are being fed turpentine

[MiyukiNakira]

I think I've heard this song before somewhere.

[nutcase4real]

I did what the song said and ya know what i do feel better

[linkdabest]

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT

[dwilliamw94]

I really like the original, but this version is awesome.

[kinaharu]

I can't imagine killing a KITTEN!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill some buttock dude butnot a kitten

[barthafrolomew]

i gotta ask, why does James Hetfield keep popping up in the video???

[jcranfield9]

@barthafrolomew Because he is BADASSS!!

[shroomheadforlife]

@jcranfield9 you think hes badass? man listen to gravy for mushroomhead

[Alextehred]

@shroomheadforlife mushroom head is too heavy and in my opinion dosnet sound as good as stehpen lynch

[shroomheadforlife]

@Alextehred  i dont think stephen is comparable to mushroomhead because they are completely different

[shroomheadforlife]

@Alextehred but werent you talking bout Hetfield?

[mma5100]

wtf

[mma5100]

gay song



[Hellsevil22]

@mma5100 lol troll

[lilyrose9200]

How about we just make fun of a kitten and hurt his fuzzy feelings?

[lilyrose9200]

This song NEVER gets less funny

[MrJanonymous]

We are all going to hell for laughing at this.

[SuperKillerham]

what the fuck i love the song :) but if you touch my kittens or any cat or what ever i will kill you yes i am talking to you person with the gun *punches the man with the gun in the face*

[jbassdowns1]

love this song, gunna learn to play it today-definatley one to play for the mother in law, she's got like 100 cats runnin round the farm

[FiiTzYHuNii]

waste some good cocaine on killing a kitten? i dont think so -.-