Red vs. Blue S8 Tex fights Reds and Blues in awesome action sequence

[FN4nova]

I just wand to say this: this was the first Red Vs Blue vid I saw and then i watched all the seasons.

[summer7464]

grift isnt goin to have kids poor grift

[pherlofsky]

"That was aweso---OW"

[tomroachjr]

I knew that wouldnt work tex is a bit of a bad ass lmao

[XboxAnnihilator]

Um... how did I get here from My Little Pony?

[jimmythedoom]

well, looks like he isnt gonna ever be able to have kids now

[ShezuRivera]

I think I've seen this video a hundred times and yet I'm still hearing small bits of dialogue and seeing small little things I'd never noticed before. This is truly amazing and funny as hell, full of memorable lines I wanna quote every day! I love Tex and Red vs Blue!!!

[bctdeath]

This is why I fuckin love Halo! XD "PROTECT ME CONE!" XD The animation was amazing guys!(:

[rivered22s]

Lol the end near like the orange dude omg he now has a vagina lol

[TheJonkr130]

master cheif vs tex!?!?!?!?

[Darkrai49100]

Best fight ever: Tex, master cheif, chuck norris, the meta, a trex and caboose [ caboose because nobody would hurt himand hes caboose].

[ryansandy4]

how the hell that yellow *i forgot his name* got a cone

[ENTERtheCREATOR]

6:14/6:15 best dvd cover option in my opinion

[lilCrazyKidX]

6:10 Even though the rocket is following her! Now that was epic

[Turk343]

this is the female version of Chuck Norris or his daughter

[NinjaGetsuga]

while you and your companoin were all camping in a canyon, took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon!

[MiniRider84]

HA That was amasing they all got completely OWNED Tucker is my favorite :)

[tuxitho17]

lol griff was the only one hit on the nuts

[MaiNaKuANa]

I'm starting to think that Tex is better than master chief

[MrGamingKings]

holy shiiiiiiiit

[combinenation1]

*FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR­RRRR*

Griff: protect me cone :C ( 2 seconds later)

Doctor: Uhhhh i think your friend X-ray here might be wrong but telling how he is still passed out i'd say his balls are destroyed!

[thevideo112]

Tex seems to like griff's nuts in a very violent way..

[2222z7i0p]

griff is jeoff from fails of the week talk about revelations

[ChemicalTeabag]

@2222z7i0p Grif*

Geoff*

Fails of the Weak*

[FusRoDah9011]

@2222z7i0p *Geoff *Grif *Fails of the Weak

That's not a fucking revelation, everybody knows that dumbass.

[DiamorsX]

@FusRoDah9011

Everyone knows that the yellow guy's name is Griff. With 2 F's.

[dansal96]

When sarge and griff are beating up tucker fucking funny

[FlyingFocs]

Most hilarious moment in the entire series, as well as the most hilarious butt-whooping I've ever seen.

[EliTheEnlightened]

swish swish stap, its not a fucking fighter jet

[inFAMOUSapples]

I'm also pretty sure you'd say more than ow after getting crushed by a giant wall

[inFAMOUSapples]

No more babies for Grif

[Spartan888able]

i hate tex

[TomAndTheo]

LOL at the song name

[marvelrocs9]

@TomAndTheo You can actually get it on iTunes (believe me, I checked). It's called "Agent Tex," if I remember right.

[ashura833]

why tex is attacking the red and blue

[StarCraftCrazy]

What happened? I feel defeated! and inexplicably rejuvenated!!

[dEsSiCaTa]

This is better than every single actual cutscene in any halo game, ever.

[xsamsamsam2000x]

Love youre vids! :D

[TheUnLiMiTeDCRvids]

ALWAYZ TO NUTS :D



[Imagination4all]

If look closely Grif got headbutted, golf swung with a shotgun, punched, kicked and landed on a railing in the balls. This happened eight times. Im surprised he isnt singing at a high c note.

[Eevee64Lover]

Caboose: I SAVED TUCKER!!! Oh wait I saved Tuckker :( XD

[Eevee64Lover]

Simmons: You know how to you that thing?

Tucker: My sword? Fuck ya I know how to use it whats to understand about swish swish stab?

~Fighting Tex~

Tucker: Swish Swish STAB Dammit Ah come on

XD And that my friends is what I call a little PWNGE

[Torterrastorm]

Wait a minute I thought church was a "guilty spark" so why is he solid instead of ones and zeros in a sphere

[omegazero0001]

@Torterrastorm because he found another body for himself instead of guilty spark thus having tex to beat him with his own body, not a hologram

[AndILoveYou24]

@Torterrastorm If you're following by the playlist this isn't the next episode in that playlist, the next episodes on the website. This is just RoosterTeeth showing off there awesome new things they brought to season 8. Go to there desription on the previous epsiode to go and watch the next in the series!

[larheadedhydra]

sarge: wow she knocked the black right off of you

tucker: thats racist

[larheadedhydra]

whats your problem with my ballz...?

[merrywendsday]

Everytime I decide to watch this one of the top comments has "protect me cone"

but I don't think thats the funniest part. Like why don't people say "Agent tex is a but of a badass" Or something..

[567shadow]

the definitions for the words epic, asskicking and badass just got changed to agent texas

[ChanOfCoolness]

Grif

[accountnameism547]

"That was awes-OW!!"

[DanceBradda]

361 weren't protected by a cone

[airforce78006]

how the heck did i do tht

[airforce78006]

361 hot beat up by tex

[Morkernable]

church is alpha (delta) umadbro?

[xXdeadchaos3]

no! it won't let me play it again [played it a thosand times litrally]

[russelwestbrookfan]

orange guy got owned

[russelwestbrookfan]

who would dislike this video its funny!

[Seans2900]

thats how i want to die

[monkeybee41]

Always Want to play halo after watching this

[thewraithshelper]

6:25 We have lift off xD

[117masterch13f]

Grif: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY BALLS?

Tex:oh nothing its just fun to hit them

[BeArXNuTsX000170]

uhh episode 7 was made in 2012 and this is made in 2010. What??

[templar13errant]

I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated.

[SeldomBattleGear]

5:52 FALCON PUNCH!!11

[rebeccafitch15]

protect me cone!



[Jacobmank]

they should have agent tex in mortal combat thumps up if you agree

[megajawsi95]

@Jacobmank Caboose in MK, and its spelled Kombat*

[Morkernable]

@Jacobmank *kombat

[taken4time]

@Jacobmank They should have Tex in the main game, not master chief.

[champ4life30]

@Jacobmank xbox exculsive

[redfire1145]

lol knocked the black right of ya

[ethanxmr]

agent tex is abit of a bad ass

[Caboose5011]

PROTECT ME CONE!

[MaiNaKuANa]

did you hear Griff after Tex hit him 5:25 he says "do you have a problem w/ my *groans*" LOL

[gibgibpro]

Aw fuckberries

[lilj0013]

this is the best online show ever of all time

[TheARCTropper01]

owned xD

[jacko778]

6:10 falcon punch

[MinecraftCreationsAT]

how the fuck to animate this Oo

[liuzheng22]

Who's the blue dude at the end of the video?

[TheSharingenKakashi]

@liuzheng22 GTFO >>>>>>> That is Church

[Blackroo1967]

@liuzheng22 Epsilon-Church.

[renegade1996]

this should be on TV

[Blackroo1967]

@renegade1996 No kidding. TV is total crap these days.

[fielm014]

more of this vid's this is awesome

[MrDylyboi]

im just in this video and like 80 comments waiting

[LedZeppelin420x]

That was fuckin sick

[elitesquadron54]

How can grif have any nuts it doesn't seem physically possible

[co45877]

why no good anamtion in new red vs blue

[nullic11]

Who animated this and what program O_o



[connorlink]

@nullic11 the person who animated this was the same person who did haloid dont know the program :(

[XdynamyteX]

PROTECT ME COEN :C

[NecromancerJennyfer]

Seen it dozens of time, and I'm still laughing my ass off. Best episode since tucker got pregnant.

[TheSwordsroad]

Tex wants to play "Griffball"

[MaiNaKuANa]

apparently Tex REALLY like to hurt Griff's balls

[MaiNaKuANa]

HOLY CRAP I can't believe that worked!

sees Tex hold up crate

OH FUCK that didn't work

only one word for that FAIL!

[likeabossbear]

Everything is bigger in texas!!!!

[triggahappy426]

0:54 who stacks barrels like this?

[RvBBOY842]

Artist: Song to Wear Pants To

[MaiNaKuANa]

BUT SHE'LL KILLED THEM!

Oh,that would be wonderful!

What a successful test! XD

[PitchDarck6]

Why can't the fighting be actually like that in the game:D that would make it a lot more interesting. still a good game:)

[masterofgames15000]

That was the funnies thing I had ever seen XD

[JackThaGamer]

6:57 space core O.o

[zomibiezzzzzzzzzzzzz]

for some reason i like her and am scared of her

[blackops2133]

Protect me one!

Cone: Screw you Tex is a bit of a badass!

[blackops2133]

@blackops2133 cone*



[playerofrock04]

Protect me cone!!

[imakiller201]

Wow she knocked the black right off you. ( insert black mans replay here) TROLLOLOLOL

[KINGofGAMES15]

6:06 FALCON PONCH!!!!!



[MrJboy205]

@MrJboy205 fuck wrong video

[MrJboy205]

oh god please tell me there will be jokes :o

[KINGofGAMES15]

6:09

FALCON PUUUNCH!!!!

[odst3365]

How The Heck Did I Do That

[chrystalbeast96]

I knew that wouldnt work. Agent Tex is a bit of a badass.

NICE (:

[ROYALTY92640]

Sarg: wow she knocked the black right off of you

Thats racist

[N00bStar97]

safty protocal whts the computer talking about tex is killing them.

[bringmethehorizon762]

@N00bStar97 computer wants the reds to be killed, caboose (though i love him) is retarded so...........just watch the whole series

[vireshchandra108]

this so funny and cool

[AuRevoirTune]

I was hoping Tucker would've said Bow Chika Wow Wow.

[KEYBLADEMASTER176]

@KEYBLADEMASTER176

[KEYBLADEMASTER176]

Simmons:do you know how to use that. Tucker:What my sword? fuck yea i know how to use it. Its a fucking sword dude not a fire jet. lol

[KXLprime]

grif was hit 8 times in the balls but the fact he that his balls landed on a STONE barricade i would count that as a quaddruple hit

[XDarkXSpawnX666]

Wow, she knocked the black right off ya.

[TheStarcraft12]

simmons: help Caboose

caboose:how the computer won't help me

simmons press some buttons

caboose:buttons i love buttons beep bop boob

[TheStarcraft12]

dang church might hit something, wait yeah right

[SuperDerpaherpa]

He did hit Tex with the monitor ball...

But then again...

[5Mordecai]

361 people were attacked by tex

[gangstakillarz]

Awesome

[Thorcar629]

i believe grif got hit in the nuts 11 times if i can count

[strangelylucky]

@TheUnLiMiTeDCRvids and Justin Beibers is twice the size of yours

[agamer15]

Tex is getting Grif for kicking that Epsilon unit!

[unbeliveablefarts]

i felt bad 4 grif so many hits to his nuts

[anjas35012]

Protect me cone

[TheDarkSaage]

"I knew that wouldn't work, Tex is a bit of a bad ass"

[LoneWolf1234556]

I took the red v blu quiz charter (cant spell x3) Quiz and got Tex and thEN Sarge!!

[megagameking1]

For Texas, the word overkill doesn't exist.

[NatsuDragneel999]

Fuck yeah I know how to use it, what's there to understand about swish, swish, stab. Its a fuckin sword dude, not a rocket

[gibgibpro]

All I have to say is feel boss

[DLewis9000]

a smooth takedown and a falco punch

[XCaliboy090990]

could've sworn that Church threw Wheatley

[Sk8rPunk01]

protect me cone. hah lmfao

[jojoblock100]

caboose first says church is attacking the reds!

[ChanOfCoolness]

360 ppl just stepped in gum

[shortfusestudios]

5:25 What's your problem with my balls? ROFLMFAO

[tokkan100]

"Why dont u just kill me?" LMAO that was funny.

[P90PWNAGE]

knocked the black right off of u in the backround u can hear thats racist.

[P90PWNAGE]

witch one do i shoot? the one who is winning dumbass.

[P90PWNAGE]

I SAVED TUCKER! oh wait... i saved tucker -__-

[JamesKnox96]

This just gets better every time i watch it

[MrJoker3775]

caboose is never in action

[imataco52]

damn 5:32 Suplex

[DorksRul3]

I feel defeated! xD

[waterpaw13]

i will feel sorry for greff because i have been punched in the balls before and it hurt i cant even see how greff still was taking

[PerfectBullsEyeGAMIN]

the dislike bar is like a ninja in the night

[Salien1999]

Protect me cone!

[TheTimelessOne9]

If u listen closely at 5:28 u can hear grif saying "whats ur problem with my balls"

[josetheking1996]

protect me cone!!!!!!!!!

best line ever

[STOPTIMMERTIME]

Season 8 Episode 10: This One Goes to Eleven

[MrCAjar]

where does this fit into the seasons?

[SOFAMER141]

when simmons said i need a bigger weapon who went bow chica bow wow ? ; )

[Sinper2015]

this happens to me and my brothers were all(16 and 15) everytime our sister stars her period..she picks us off one by one....

[mariomars]

@2:30 orgasm

[EAONG00]

8 griff nut shots really tex

[coolfarts114]

best video ever!!!

[MRandom1239]

Griff: we gotta get outta here we'll be crushed

Tucker: don't worry guys i got this SWISH

Griff: uh oh, look out, we were crushed

Tucker: oh f*uck berry's hey tex could you...

[KineticCollision]

That was probably the most badass thing I have ever seen.