Twat: I like to insert the handle of a broomstick into my anus and swing from the curtains whilst frantically masturbating in clear sight of all my neighbours.
I bet someone else has said something similar, but with less beautiful words. That could be the slogan or motto for anything: an abattoir, trash management, assassin, recreational rapist, torturer... so many possibilities. :P
funny!
ABTCdirector 4 months ago
its twat! not twhart!!
jony1710 6 months ago
It's not TWHAAT
It's TWAT!
Tuh-WA-T
daplayer 7 months ago
So far I love this site but there seems to be so little FAQ's. I'm mostly curious how long Twatter's been around.
bigsexyinsect 8 months ago
LOL this is funny
KissingBubble 1 year ago
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drevonthief 1 year ago
why are you saying "twaat"? it's twat. stop speaking please it hurts my ears.
drevonthief 1 year ago
I have a twatter account.
commodore256 1 year ago
lol
KippurCatArts 2 years ago
Twat off, only English people can say twat properly you twats.
DJSpe3d 2 years ago 6
@DJSpe3d here here
ThisIsWhyYourShit 1 year ago
lmao
TCTommer 2 years ago
Twat: I like to insert the handle of a broomstick into my anus and swing from the curtains whilst frantically masturbating in clear sight of all my neighbours.
The1stPoster 2 years ago
@The1stPoster can i fist myself watching
ThisIsWhyYourShit 1 year ago
Excellent, leave your twat as a comment.
Jaysus04 2 years ago
The logo is hilarious. This is really funny.
targetmet 2 years ago
Damn I was thinking about doing something like this. Too bad it was taken. Great anyway.
CQVFilms 2 years ago
twat
yellowsunset 2 years ago
you guys are fucking great!!
brandonjamesdean 2 years ago
i guess the app would be called twatee, lol
superfly100088 2 years ago
lol... like how Ryan Simmons is missing a temple on his glasses... like he fell asleep on one side while twatting....
glad you're finally renaming twat for what folks are really using wireless tech for, anyway....
happy twattering...
littlerich 2 years ago
The bird logo is sooo F-ing Awesome!
I miss you guys way to much.
chiefter22 2 years ago
"DO WAT U LOVE AND LOVE WAT U DO!" Im gonna take taht into some serious consideration! thanks nick that hit me in the heart lol
EnuFsedd 2 years ago
I bet someone else has said something similar, but with less beautiful words. That could be the slogan or motto for anything: an abattoir, trash management, assassin, recreational rapist, torturer... so many possibilities. :P
LocoEvilDabdoub 2 years ago
ha remove porin tobe it has virisis
lookman373 2 years ago
good shyt!
destorm 2 years ago
twatter hahah
srewk 2 years ago
hahhaha reallie goood n i reallie dig ryans glasses haha very cute:D
SeNziita 2 years ago
This is great! Brilliant!
AcidEntertainment 2 years ago
the tennis racket, THE WHOLE FUCKING TENNIS RACKET!
BoredInk 2 years ago
lol i want to twatter XD
the logo rock's!
NesttySantta 2 years ago
Good:)
TheToltec 2 years ago
lmao xD love the logo lol
M0rf1na 2 years ago
Cool
ericlehto 2 years ago
*jizzes in pants*
HarryManSteak 2 years ago 2
i love this :)
zufelt007 2 years ago
mm..............
zufelt007 2 years ago
dick lubed and ready to go
Szartard 2 years ago
I just blew my load!!! hahaha
lotsesandlotses 2 years ago
eww gross lol!!!
JustimaginStudios 2 years ago
you guys are soooo hottt....ohhhhhhhyeahhhhh!
kdhnt22 2 years ago
.I.
terga1 2 years ago
i have a twitter but i still haven't twattered.
laf1024 2 years ago
Hmmm....what does twatter mean?
jtpstack3 2 years ago
sex twitter
JustinGunderson 2 years ago
LOL one of your funniest yet!
Keep up the great work guys, I favorited!
myRAWnerve 2 years ago
omg! does any one know where the public relations guy got that "so they say" shirt
milowates 2 years ago
ahh, same question!!
o.o
theCobrAcademyis 2 years ago
ROFL!!!
Nichwyto 2 years ago
DANG... Dang da cool!
enderfinch 2 years ago
haha perfect parody!
AyeHatePodSix 2 years ago
LOL funny stuff guys.
RandomShadowMan 2 years ago