THE PERFECT LIFE!

[carm8421]

He didn't have to step on the flowers. :'(

[IsmaProject]

Woow, this was two years ago. It seems like it was just yesterday i saw it when it first came out.

[elefrjd1]

rocktard had difficult times inside mommytard back in those days...:P

[kathie1213]

I wish they would do more of this series again.

[45mck]

is mommytard pregnant here?

[carm8421]

@45mck yeah, rocktard was born like 4 months after this video

[ReadyYouFor]

Thumbs up if u are watching this in 2012

[BrotherHoodAction]

2012 Bitchess :D

[965ashleigh]

pause at 1:30  look at shay's face hahaha

[Onlygarage]

bonita pareja, ojalá nunca se divorcien :)

[RussellCamo]

you can see the mic at 0:14

[CuppyCake411]

YUP, that's definitely perfect.

[GoMilenko]

Laughter is the best Medicine :-)

[thepinocchiomusicbox]

1:46 Well excussssseee meee!

[DragonBallZcrazy1133]

wonder what the neighbours were thinking??

[aircats1202]

why is it tht in all of these videos it ends with shay ripping off his shirt and katelette jumping on him?!

[aircats1202]

haha stop at 1:48 so funny!!

[SuperYaseem]

rocktard was proly throwing up for the first 1:08 of this video

[SydnniKelly]

@SuperYaseem He wasnt born yet.

[SuperYaseem]

@SydnniKelly i know but he heard the all of it smarty

[hjkitten]

that was so funny lol ;)

[corrinebarba]

mommy tard jumped on shay while shes pregnant?

[SeattleSeahawksGirl]

@corrinebarba It's not that big of a deal man.

[1americanidol11]

Hahaha love this one!

[SingJiya]

That little area they are raking is the same spot there dog crap all day long 7 days a week, I saw a video where shay was hitting a ball with his kid and his dog was craping and it did not bother them and that is the same spot, ehhh grossss!

[snowangel246]

@SingJiya you complain too much. So what, it's their property! If he wants ads, he'll have ads. Troll..

[SingJiya]

This is disturbing to me, Shay is actually getting paid for having adds on his site.

Youtube came up to him and said we want to be partners with you. You get so many hits, a company want to pay you for putting advertisement before your vid starts and Youtube and Shay split the profits, that is sick cause this guy is a total fruit cake fat butt and deserves nothing. How did this guy get his wife is the big question?

[RsHween]

@SingJiya Maybe he is a gentleman and you are just jealous because he is famous and makes money doing what he loves, asshole

[jinalebcooll]

@SingJiya welll did u know that almost every youtuber starr are getting payed.. this is their jobs, its like beeing an actor, they get payed to do movies! shay isnt the only one! also if u where smart enough u would do some research on the people u deceide to complain about.. shay has lost lots of weight since this video and he got fat after the marriage (like every husband). Why wouldnt a funny, nice guy deserve a fun job? get ur ass of ur computer and do something constructive in ur life!

[SingJiya]

@jinalebcooll Why do you call him a Youtube Starr, c'mon he is so lame.

[jinalebcooll]

@SingJiya if he is that lame why would he have over 1 milion subscribers on his channel?... why would he have almost a milion subscriber on his shaytard channel? u dont like him thats fine, but he is a youtube starr u like it or not! you dont like justin beiber, he is still a music starr! u dont like charlie sheen, he is still a holliwood starr! etc. Shay AND his crew(editor, cameraman, etc) are gettting payed to intertane us, like any show on tv, u dont like the show, u dont watch!

[SingJiya]

@jinalebcooll Its not a show, its just this fat guy lacking attention doing stupid meaningless video for the retarded people of the world, like yourself.

[jinalebcooll]

@SingJiya wow u are really, how do we say that, hmm i wont say the word cuz at least im trying to be nice... maybe u should go out on the street and see the real world!

[modestlambchop]

@SingJiya ...That's how YouTube partnerships work. He's a funny, nice,charming guy and other nice people like him. There's nothing "sick" about earning a living. And he's actually very good looking, you could really tell after he lost weight. He's a good person and deserves every penny in my opinion, and I hope you know that by simply commenting on how much you find his videos disturbing, you made him money lol. How nice of you.

[Reaganjuliag200]

imagian what theneighbors are thinking... haha

[cjsummi123]

Shay always hates kates shirts then she jumps on him then it's over. Dammit Kate stop buying Shay shirts!

[TennyPudding]

@cjsummi123 Her name isn't Kate, it's Collette

[MistaHooong]

wow you can really tell how much weight he loss in a year from this vid

[LizaMarie408]

I wonder what your neighbors thought when you were yelling all that nonsense Lol

[Ysabellemations]

Lol

[MissKimmy]

i think katilette is the better actor

[alinacosmos]

I suppose she's pergnant in this video, but also she's 0:39 sitting like that and jumping...is is okay for a baby?

[welvezsh1]

naver mind u could keep her... sphyco

[sydneytope]

not worst couple ever but funny couple

[02zebraprint]

haha

[leesisters1]

hahaha I love it

[MultiSvab]

thumbs up if u are watching this in 2011

[philr883]

@MultiSvab i thumbed down your comment thumb whore

[OliviaHannah2011]

@MultiSvab Fuck you.

[youknowitsBrad]

@MultiSvab im not

[DuncanDunn]

i love how it always ends with him hating the shirt she bought him

[15hunters21delight28]

this is so funny..heheeh..hilarious

[Tank26671]

ЕБАНЫЕ АМИРИКАНЦЫ!!!

[ElmoLuvzSoccer9113]

Bahaha I ♥ how he skips in2 the house then they freak out over leavin the door open. Bahaha

[rezcougar]

is she fat or just peganet

[summerbabe369]

@rezcougar wow are you stupid or just a moron who also can't spell? yes she is pregnant....that's how you spell it...thought you should know...

[KayleeKrazy]

@rezcougar She was Prego with Rocktard. (:

[ongxizhe]

@rezcougar Pregnant. 4th child.

[SUPERJORDANVIDS]

this was uploaded on my birthday

[tipsyvids]

I see RockTard! LOL! :))

[ekepandadragon98]

poor flowers and apple juice

[AliTard]

Shay getting all in her face scared me a little.

[MariamMakharashvili]

I love u guyz!! :* Adore your family! Want to meet you <3 Wish u everything the best!

[TheRileyandKinsey]

Lemon Honeybee:D

[ElliesSuperStudio]

WOW

[icebrickwall1]

what they dont show is the wild and crazy make up sex they had

[bigaviga]

snookie bear

[actressgal8495]

know what I thought at the beginning of this? "you look like a BEACH ANGEL" from that one credit card commercial xD

[password9319]

Didn't they already do a video similar to this?...

[JBLover4Ever600]

I honestly doubt that was apple juice...

[jrimhaikukaiku]

@JBLover4Ever600 she was pregnant at the time......

[JBLover4Ever600]

@jrimhaikukaiku Oh

[triplehhh478019]

@JBLover4Ever600 if your piss is that dark you have a problem lol

[JBLover4Ever600]

@triplehhh478019 What?

[triplehhh478019]

@JBLover4Ever600 are u stupid?

[JBLover4Ever600]

@triplehhh478019 Are you an idiot trying to fight someone over youtube comments?

[triplehhh478019]

@JBLover4Ever600 yeah how else am i suppose to argue your ignorance you honestly are stupid and who said i was fighting i was telling you a joke the first time then you don't get the simplest thing in the world and now you think im fighting with you, Haha dumb whore

[JBLover4Ever600]

@triplehhh478019 Just shut the fuck up and leave me alone bitch. report me whatever i dont give a fuck as long as i dont have to talk to ur fugly ass

[triplehhh478019]

@JBLover4Ever600 wtf is is wrong with you i was trying to make you laugh, you really lack people skills

[VaporizinCA]

@triplehhh478019 laughter is the best medicine:D

[JBLover4Ever600]

@VaporizinCA Just please leave me alone, I don't find "dark piss" funny

[VaporizinCA]

@JBLover4Ever600 okay bitch .. go fucking kill your self then.

[JBLover4Ever600]

@VaporizinCA Fuck you

[XxDeathChopxX]

whoa it scared me to see katlilette all angry like that. haha shes a good actress!

[blandis32]

thumbs up for Shay raking with a shovel haha

[Smilies85]

0:32

thumbs up for planting dead flowers! :b

[cutie949]

Haha Rocktard.

[bobcoin76]

vagina on dick deck fukin beiitch asssss

[DillyBrieDally]

i feel like in every video she's pregnant :) it's so cute!

[PinappleBlue19]

I  this video! (and all the others)

[austinr420]

i jerked off to this....man they're hot together.

[2013bookworm]

@Whiteknightbob1 you two rock!!

[OperationKayKay]

welllll exxccccuuuuuuuusssssseeee me! =P

[MePUTppINyourCOKE]

she kinda reminds me of Mena Suvari

[m3ad85]

" you said it kept you warm at night". lolz. that made me laugh hard

[chichywoo]

i have a bandana like mummytards

[macali2009]

I think this is why they are so happy and perfect in their videos, cuz they get all their frustrations with each other out when doing these xD

[thatsmilexo]

omg, "you said it kept you warm at night!" .. oh man, that part killed me. xD

[LovePink278]

LEMON HONEY BEE!!

[codkiller100]

lol.....XD

[gravediger1]

this is hilarious i can relate

[8smellyjelly8]

this makes me barf

[XxheartofcouragexX]

poor flowers... had to die...

[bellascarlet1014]

i wonder whta their neighbors think

[mshockey73]

You two are beyond awesome. This was great :)) although I don't like to see you two fighting, even if it is only acting....

[mystichorseangel]

*gasp* a broken cup AND smooshed flowers. I dont like seeing you two fight. even if its acting. It makes me feel bad. :'( who agrees?

[MikeyNewJin]

XD when he stomps on the flowers

[rdoonan]

OMG(osh) That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[whiteknightbob1]

@rdoonan Very cool!... you said Gosh instead of "God" with your OMG(gosh)... its unfortunate people don't realize they are taking one the of Lord's names/titles in vain when they say O M G ... ya know? Thanks for being awesome!

[rdoonan]

@whiteknightbob1 Thanks! I am not like a totally perfect person but I do try to refrain from that!!!

[whiteknightbob1]

@rdoonan True, no one is perfect but every little thing we can do helps protect our testimony(the way others look at us) So that maybe we can reach others for Jesus!... you can't beat knowing Christ as your Saviour!

[OnTheREDPILL]

Gl 2 the baby at 1:59

[overkillin2008]

Shay you need to start doing more of these videos. I like the vlogs but this stuff is way funnier

[nholt]

How does a goofy looking guy end up with such a hot girl? I wish I could be that lucky.

[GogetaV2]

u guyzz really should just make out seriuosly it wiilll be amusing and touching

[XMiZzDeLLaX]

@GleekGlambert21 I don't think she was pregnant she probably just got done being pregnant cuz I think this is one of the new videos on shaycarl

[Sarahsvlogs101]

@XMiZzDeLLaX She was pregnant.

[1eatn3rdz]

you are excused O.o

[GleekGlambert21]

When I was pregnant, it hurt me to fall, but when u flung yourself at Shay, I wad like ohhhhhhh that must have hurt

[JasmineVlogs]

" I hate your beard" i was thinking ooh she went there dude ;D

[supahkawaiiful]

she looks like rosie the riveter

[mickymaneaterTV]

this reminds me of my parents

[Fallout3131]

@Throughtorture Lol! I didnt even notice that!

[CharleyStar99]

YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahahaha! gotta love them (:

[DestinysOnlyWish]

WOW.......... Beautiful couple!

[shelbylynntatro]

I <3 them!

[its4sash]

a big thumbs up for the skipping all the way!!! :)

[Amigosxoxo11]

LoL! This is so funny :)

[AnimeFinish]

Aww, poor flours. :< plants can feel pain. -sad face-

[deoyx]

One glass was harmed in the making of this video. Let us all mourn for the broken glass. Along with some flowers. :C

[bamboostar04]

Snookibear? LOL!

[MaddieGaming]

Please anyone tell me where to buy that shirt!!

[MaddieGaming]

I LOVE HER SHIRT, does anyone know where i could get one!?

[MaddieGaming]

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??!

LOL Mommytard now im in a FIT! :D

[andyonfire99]

LOL SNOOKIbear

[cherrybomb296]

I HAVE THAT SCARF ON MOMMYTARDS HEAD!

[210CALIN]

ok.

[ridethewake90ify]

What did your neighbors think?

[lovelifeparadise]

Aww so sad. No one should let those little things in life get in the way that bad. :(

[Jon0fAllTrades]

skipping was awesome :)

[Sosodeflol]

Like the top comment says. You could do a very nice regular show being the flinstones

[lilhailey4ev]

Lmaoo (: the skipping was classic.

[EmperySRO]

1:40 what a smile!! i think she make if with much fun!! :D

[shaunarozonadona]

1:09 MommyTard's epic freak out.

[sep1232018]

"lemon honey bee"

[ONLYUSEmeJEWS]

I wonder where the rash was?

[1funnyface1]

she went too far slagging the beard

[soccergirl1241]

That poor cup :(

[shanksubplayman]

You said it kept you warm at night! 

[klanko64]

Katilette is actually a really good actress

[BobJohannasChannel]

@klanko64 well she was in plays, and that's how shay met her.

[GleekGlambert21]

@klanko64 it really is true

[GleekGlambert21]

@klanko64 not the whole thing, shes an amazing actress

[brucekirk89]

looks like my ex wife she use to flip out for no reasond

[Torr99123]

This video was made a year ago today!! (:

[hayleyhands]

I am scared of angry Mommytard =[

[kassieton]

I will run In and get some apple juice lol

[bbopngurl20]

I wonder what the neighbors thought when they heard this going down.lol

[imallconfused3]

These people are so dumb they need to get life

[kristy349349]

@bbopngurl20 i was just about to wright that! lol

[ranna4eva]

I think it's great how you make fun of the little things making couples fight.

And people should learn that it's not that big of a deal and we need to be calm and honest with our friends and family about really what makes us tick and what we like and have a mutual understanding instead of holding things in and flipping out.

[idkcat97]

I love this XD

[HonRevPTB]

Still love that scream Mommy tard! You could prolly get voice over work with that scream!!!

[EagleSyncProduction]

I can't belive people like you exist. I hope you guys love eachother till the end of times.. cause you're amazing and awsome together.

[candycane1238]

you should do something without the shirt or do the dumbest life and act dumb say somethin okay

[tiffanyrulez19]

RIP glass cup XD

[garzilla420]

i dont like it when mommy and daddy fight

[mccracken65]

like always, it was the woman's fault

[HonRevPTB]

@mccracken65 LMAO

[littlemissfruit]

I love how he always brings up the shirt!!