Dylan Moran on men, women, and relationships

[LOVE808s]

Some women hate it but I love the simplicity of men & the drinking thing is so true, I see it happen all the time.

[kiwistray]

Funny. Bit close to eddie izzard styles tho

[ajrnagy100]

@kiwistray That's ridiculous, sure Izzard probably had an impression on Moran but the style, the joke topic and just about everything are completely different. Izzard is a surrealist who finds comedy through taking the ridiculous and analyzing it in a realistic way whereas Moran is the complete opposite, he takes everyday observations and makes them crazy.

[ajrnagy100]

@kiwistray

P.S I am a massive fan of Eddie Izzard but today Moran is the superior stand up, If Eddie could get to the glory days of Glorious thing would be different but for now, hugotheswe is right Moran is King.

[EustaceBarnes]

Itchy trousers! lol

[Chapels]

Oscar Wilde reincarnated.

[HellsBells80s]

Look for a lump in a bag full of lumps LMAO

[EmmaJayneSmith]

I saw him live, he was brilliant.

[fonckmaista]

talking female parts would sound exactly like what?

[guidovseeters]

@fonckmaista Enya

[Blayze]

@fonckmaista Enya.

[hugotheswe]

Best comedian in the world for the moment. Too bad he dosent care...

[datingadults2a2]

I enjoyed Your short Movie

[prinsheder]

28 people have itchy trousers.

[lfctwentytwo]

can't wait till 19th may :D counting the days..he's the best.

[wyterabitt]

@lfctwentytwo 20th for me, have fun :)

[CassiaAleriPrice]

Those women are english.

[NightinGal89]

did he say"like Enya"?? ahahaha.

[gusskimo]

bagpipes covered in hair...acute sensation of failed suicide...Ha! Teehee!!!

[moonrockguy]

but you were together for 8 hours... just had a drink, shut up.

So very true...

[Dugald64]

"You have to look for a lump... in a bag of lumps" lmao

[lulubelle94]

I'm female and an Aussie. Dylan is amazingly funny. The Irish are hot with a sexy accent.

[gogogadgetspoon]

@lulubelle94 I believe we think the same about Australians.

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@lulubelle94 As a matter of interest, I'm Irish. ;)

[TrustYourOwnInstinct]

"..bagpipes covered in hair.."

aaaahhhhahahahahahahaa

[StarWallace]

"well how was so-and-so?" "what? i don't f*cking know..." "but you were together for 8 hours!" "we just a had a drink, shat ap!"

[coruscantplanet]

3:42 - 4:25 hits the nail on the head :)

[Easyandy100]

Canned laughter.

[findnpost]

@Easyandy100 no, that's real laughs to be canned for a shit comedians

[Easyandy100]

@findnpost Love the guy but pretty sure it's canned.

[markallen666]

i thought it was only the scottish that were funny but the irish are too heres the proof dylan is cool as fuck!

[MrRyanF]

@markallen666 You thought only the scottish were funny? Lay off the crack...

[hyrulemusic]

Great vid, now I'm off to tickle the kitten's chin.

[karrie1602]

brilliant. i love dylan!

[tommai123456]

Oh i see what you did There Dylan Moran.

[luis297]

Way way better than british comedy, and i'm portuguese (pretty impartial i'd say) =)

[TheMRhoobley]

i love how his whole life hes semi-drunk

[MrJabblitt]

im gonna show this to my mum. im not quite sure she understands how the whole male talk thing goes...

[sephiroth40000]

@TripStakler

And your life is certainly so exciting that you need the insult other people from behind your screen :D

[Gilbertoyaya]

why do you have to attach some kind of nationlistic ferver to this person.... do you need to bask in his glow of sucess or something cause you happen to come from the some piece of land ... surely this comedian is trying to move away from that sort of thing........ I also happen to come from there. Just to let you know that the using "elbow skin" and "failed suicide" are based on a Billy Connolly sketch......

[mongolenpup]

@Gilbertoyaya yeah...I've noticed Moran takes tiny bits from Connolly...like...in his new show " What it is" Moran talks about every man thinking he's a spy who plays guitar at night...That kinda reminded me of one punchline Connolly had, in his New York show about the cop knocking at the door...the punchline is..." like a fucking burglar playing the banjo you know? " ...I guess Connolly is the king of stand ups

[kaih8941]

@mongolenpup theres literally no relation between the two.

[mongolenpup]

@kaih8941 a spy who plays guitar at night...a burglar who plays banjo at night...retards like you do struggle don't they

[kaih8941]

@mongolenpup so you're saying you dreamed about being a burglar - a lifelong ambition?

And ad hominem will get you nowhere with me. 

[mongolenpup]

@kaih8941 Your mother pushes kids off their bikes and smells the seats.

[thesewordscanfly]

he stole the 'elbow scrag' line from billy connolly.

[IranahyeNotVTEC]

"Oh I seem to be falling..."

[danagan123]

Guys fall in Love much easier than girls, we just dont tell people. Im not going to go up to my mates and say im in love! Where as girls talk about all their emotions to their friends. And thats also why guys get way more depressed when broken up with. we dont talk to peoplr cus its none of their buisness!!!

[TheAnunnakiknowledge]

hes hot !

[HeadsFullOfEyeballs]

Ahh, nothing quite straight men extremely anxious to assure us that they think male bodies in general and penises in particular are gross.

Such a strange meme, you'd think that by this point these people'd have figured out that the only reason they find two fatty bags of skin and a weird falafel gash any more attractive is because of base monkey instincts.

[libotebriga]

we have feelings... for shoes.

[Psychorror]

"And of course none of you can listen to one another 'cause you're drinking, and your head is filling up with fluid."

[ChickenGoujons]

I love how wearily confused he seems in this.

[titanns9]

Row, do you remember being front row center for this? He roasted us all night...

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[javaretia]

I am so gay for men coz they feel as I do! Women! Naah, they only like you for your money!!!!!!!!!!!

[dijonisdman]

haha the funny thing is...almost all romantic men are invisible to most women or are just put into the friend zone

[curseofmillhaven]

if I was a women I wouldn't be able to stop playing with myself. Lady junk is just so nice to touch and play with.

[RachaelMJ]

This is stolen from billy connelly.

[BeNjI6576]

@RachaelMJ i thought so too

[larkfeathers]

@RachaelMJ what part

[RachaelMJ]

@larkfeathers Where he says "It's not easy being a man" and says that scrotums are leftover elbow skin.

[paschalmaiden]

Funniest man alive....

[coruscantplanet]

Brilliant, inspired, so true.

[bodyke4life]

i love wen hes says fucking

[Bitterhet]

best comedian ever

[Qlicky]

genious! :D

[gavd84EIRE]

but you were wit him for 8 hours ...

we jus had a drink shut up haha LEGEND

[DeclanWCE]

3:27

[Irishsoldier1916]

too much of anything is bad for your health. there are bigger things that can kill you than smoking or drinking. enjoy the moment. dont be too uptight about things.

[someobscurename]

6:51 I had one of those moments at work yesterday... thought of this monologue and cracked up.

[VampyricTenderness]

irish genius (thumbs up)

be proud,be very,very proud XD

[mamuumi]

@VampyricTenderness gotta love him

[DisturbedAidan2]

@VampyricTenderness So people born in Ireland should be proud of themselves because of the success of someone else, who was born in Ireland?

[bannanachops]

@DisturbedAidan2 meant to click down,don't be a dick

[DisturbedAidan2]

@bannanachops ...What the hell?

[culturevulture123]

The (hilarious) 'elbow skin' joke about the testicles is VEEEEERY similar to a joke Billy Connolly made about mean and their design... hmm.. oh well Dylan's still a genius!!!

[JustBecauz]

maybe Dyaln also noticed that they look like elbow skin aswell... all jokes can relate to other peoples jokes lol

[LuvDaStuff]

Dylan and eddie izzard are my favourites! love them to the bits...is that how u say it? lo

[Rav0n]

Only if that's the way the cookie crumbles for you!

[jaygb060695]

@LuvDaStuff

Lol... Yes it is.

[AwesomeSunshineRoom]

"to bits" :)

Try Bill Bailey, too, if you like Eddie Izzard and Dylan Moran!

[Rav0n]

This is one of the funniest skits/parts/things/garaggrgg pieces of comedy i've ever seen! haha! I feel bad about not hearing about this bloke before.

[JustBecauz18]

we forgive you haha

[TheMus1cfan]

"Not to generalise (you know) but women **dramatic pause** have no feelings!" Ha ha! Dylan Moran is a LEG-END! :D

[mechanix5]

seen him in birmingham ! hes was amazin so funny i swear my fav comedian! :D

[ApelAndy]

i think i have decided i like this guy more than eddie izzard

[PrinceVice]

He is a fucking God, lmfao

[nameurself]

lol was it a speeding, one lick!!!

[DangerasTM]

lol its true women are so sneaky when it comes to communicating i swear they mess with us for fun

[GorRose]

Yep.

[imgunnapoku]

of course we do XP

[DangerasTM]

you see? that just aint nice:)

[honestlyreally]

i can imagine all the men sitting at the computer checking themselves for lumps whilst watching the discovery channel ! lol

[scarecrow814023]

Thats the only way you can its a good pub but.

The only good Pub is one you cant see

[sianc93]

why are people shiting on about how drunk he is... who gives a fuck he is hilarious!

[outsidepers]

So drunk people aren't more likely to harm you.....

Wow.... Just wow....

[silvermoonwolf19]

Lets all argue on and on and on pointlessly right under a hilarious video!

INTERNET IS SRS BSNS and you're all fucking tossers.

Shut your overly serious, pretentious douchebag gobs and enjoy a brilliant comedian.

[rossmc92]

@silvermoonwolf19 Now thats what I like to hear

[outsidepers]

I don't like drunk people when I'm sober, but I would never demand that people have to stop drinking, when I'm not drunk. It's liberty, If I want to avoid drunk people I do so, I don't need to take aweay their freedom to do so.

[TendernessVampire]

woooo.....im blown away......o.O

[simonwizzle91]

im pissing myself here

[BlackOrchids6]

I'm personally a non-smoker but have you ever used a barbecue? You're far more likely to die from breathing in the smoke from one of those than secondary smoke. You probably don't want those to be banned though, do you?

[mattraisin]

@BlackOrchids6 Your an idiot, you don't sit in the smoke of a barbecue for enjoyment and you cant get addicted to it.

[mattraisin]

by saying that other forms of smoke and gas do damage to our health does not lessen the fact that smoking is addictive...hence why likening it to these non addictive forms of pollution is an idiotic statement. For clarification can you please actually tell me what point you are trying to make because to me it seems that you are trying to say smoking shouldn't be banned in public places because people do other things that are also harmful in public places. If so my point still stands.

[lyraelx]

so cigarettes are bad, so is alcohol. do you want to ban alcohol? its not good for you either

[mattraisin]

@lyraelx Smoking effects those around you, alcohol can be drunk next to someone without forcing them to participate.

[MrForsyth91]

@mattraisin: Hahaha. Naïve much? Alcohol is _the_ drug that has the biggest effect on those around you. Ever heard of drunk driving? Drunk vandalism? Drunk rape? Drunk assault? Alcoholic parents and their effect on their children?

Alcohol is the most dangerous drug in the world. It's the 5th most dangerous to the user himself. But taking account for all the shite it brings onto society, it's the drug that does the most damage, _per_user_ (not to mention the fact that shitloads use it as well)!

[olearysgrave]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Any man who gets up on stage with a glass of wine in one hand and a fag in the other is COOL in my book. Totally non-PC. And he's just so funny, so intelligent and good looking too (Bastard!).

[CaligirlSofia]

@olearysgrave

LOL in america fag means something else hahahhaa

[TripStalker]

@olearysgrave so smoking a drinking is all it takes to entertain you , fuck youd have an easy time finding friends in a pub wouldnt you , that place where people just kill lung and braincells , i drink and smoke but theres nothing cool about it you fuckin moron go back to the hole that spawned you and leave internet comments for people with a point. cos trolls like me need space!

[nattt23]

My God, you fooking people.

Welcome everyone to the modern, bubble-wrapped world.

[TCELL24]

Can everyone stop bitching about smoking eh. for fuck's sake. getting hit by a bus kills you too. Just shut your mouths unless you've got something useful to say and enjoy the show! This man is a brilliant comedian.

[derryquinn]

If he wants to smoke, let him smoke, you don't have to go to his show.

[Tulip4312]

I love dylan.. But iv heard Billy connaly use the same matirail about the male ball sack and the elbow skin

[Andraste77]

You're right, Tulip - Dylan may or may not realize he's stolen that gag.

But I still rated the video 5 stars because of that bit about the female genitalia sounding like Enya.

[SaveaDrumBangTre]

No one loves you...

(I joke, I joke :P)

[MrShane2e]

How about non-smokers can fuck off!

Whining bastards

[elliphor]

dylan moran = epic

[Richiesambuka]

Why did he have to smoke? So cruel.

[HIMROCS4eva]

lol coz he Dylan Moran!

havnt u watched him in Black Books lol???

[squidcreek]

why? because u have no lungs?

[Richiesambuka]

yeh, of course

[dumdedumscott]

He smoked because this was recorded when human rights existed. Remember those days?

[Richiesambuka]

I do remember those days, but at 3am when the paper shop is closed and you're jonesing for one it is awfully cruel.

[Plinko779]

Aw. Where can I find a man who is as sensitive about a woman as much as he is saying??!

[SiamakA]

It's funny you say that because for the past week I've been thinking how true is the line about us men being the farrrrrr more romantic!

[SashaM]

@SiamakA where are these romantic men?

[SiamakA]

@SashaM You can find us at your nearest law school!

[SashaM]

@SiamakA lol really? i'm not sure what i'd have in common with a lawyer.

[SiamakA]

@SashaM Not a lawyer, but a law student. The trick is to get us before we graduate and become arrogant snobs.

[Gruntsplatter]

@SiamakA they're all liars though

[nurb101]

@SashaM

they were the ones whose shoulder you cried on about some jerk who treated you bad, ignoring them, and moving on to the next bad-boy.

.

The nice romantic guy wanted a woman like you so he got himself cleaned up, earned more money and started acting like more of a jerk than he wanted to.

.

pull your head out of your ass

[SashaM]

@nurb101 Please refrain from making generalizations about my character. My head isn't in my ass. We've all had bad experiences with the opposite (or same, in some cases) sex.

[SexyTedi]

@SashaM

Australia.

[cheeselovingtree]

@SashaM seriously everywhere

[wickednesspluss]

@SashaM well i dont know where the rest of us are but im in australia!

[SashaM]

@wickednesspluss lol of course they'd be on the other side of the world.

[wickednesspluss]

@SashaM HAHA, and of course the girls looking for us would be on the other side of the world

[Smashingten]

@wickednesspluss Hey, I'm an Aussie... I'm kinda cute.

[existenceisrelative]

@SashaM I can answer that. It's every male you've ever gone out with. When you're not in the room.

[DelScorcho11]

@SashaM literally everywhere, they couldn't be less hard to find. You just need to avoid the assholes, they're easy to spot as they immediatly start texting their friends after sleeping with you. when you ask who they're texting they get mad and leave.

[12Mercedes12]

eeeverywhere

[ragw33d]

ebay?

[moneygob]

women soon get fed up with that idea, it never works out.

[Kurtsmor]

There is no such thing

[Yuroopean]

Hey there. :]

[JoeJonM]

"One of those awkward 'Oi...I seem to be falling' falls" LOL!!!

[iFanaticz]

where can you find the clip where he talks about havin a summer girl

[sonpeter]

Go on BBC iplayer if you can.

[BlackOrchids6]

'Black Books' was actually broadcast on Channel 4.

[paddymourinho]

its a part from black books :)

[Strahanie1]

I <3 Him :)

[WolfgirlAidan]

Did she suck it and trow it away?

[djdragoneyes]

Dylan, you crazy drunk Irish bastard, love ya, mate

[AdamDLDixon]

i wonder if he is actually drunk or is it an act?

[Den22theCoat]

hey thats just the kinda a comment any Irish man likes to hear... ffs you ppl ever learn...

[djdragoneyes]

Pardon?

[PolarisGrace]

...and that is how women feel about shoes.

[LovelessSeime]

"You have to look for a lump, in...in...in, you know, a bag of lumps! That can take some time." AHAHAHAHA I absolutly love Moran! I love how he always seems drunk while he performs, the way he slurs his words when he talks. I just want to hug him when he starts to play with his hair. He's my favorite comedian.

[emergenyexit23]

Here we go again, smarty comment party.

[frankielamp]

before anyone says anything stupid I know its spelt hear

[HogiBear9999]

Sorry it's actually spelt 'hear' mate. Happy to help.

[LynnieG85]

He stole the elbow skin bit fae billy connolly.