Dexter is a Douche

[MarketingTeleVision]

You wanna end up in my blood slide box? Just keep it up!

[xXxAdamGxXx]

This title outrages it me!!!! Change it to 'Dex the Ter is Do sssshhhhh...I'm talking here!'

[AwesomeNightman]

you just discribed the perfect woman

[TheBabiesDontKnow]

Lila WAS a gross, English, tiity, vampire. Indeed.

[IRavmaNI]

It's funny cuz now Deb wants Dexters dick

[DetectiveDude114]

deb was allways fuckin annoying in dexter 

[catcobbler]

deb was hot in seasons 1-4, but 5 and 6 shes kinda too manly looking

[regulatorzone]

In comparison, I think he was being really nice.

[Riwillion]

This arguement is epic. Completely epic.



[PkRaYnE]

ahaha

[MegaPildo]

Lila is one hot woman. They weren't trying to doll her up in this series.

[EvanArmageddon]

Obviously a vampire.

[HittokiriBatosai]

What're you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?!

[X360hatr4life]

SO Deb likes Grandpas, Spanish Guitarists, Scumbag Quinn, serial killers and OH HEY HER BROTHER NOW...in the Rita/Deb debate Rita totally wins...Deb has some weird sexual desires

[gallina098]

someone tell me what are they talking about?

[benz499]

@gallina098 Basically Deb started dating Special Agent Frank Lundy, who is an FBI agent and he's in charge of the entire operation that they're doing, for the most part. And Dexter's girlfriend Rita believe that's he's sneaking out to do drugs (when he's actually a serial killer, but he cannot tell people) so she makes him to go Narcotics Anonymous. There he meets Lila who becomes his sponsor, and it kind of becomes more than that unfortunately.

That's pretty much it, for more, watch the show

[benz499]

And wow :O at my grammar mistakes, i apologize.

[goduniverse]

You just described the perfect woman. haha

[dekstermack]

I have a question. I am not from The United States and England or another country where english language are used. Maybe someone starts laugh but what exactly "Douche" word means? I checked on GoogleTranslate but this word in my country is not ugly or insulting someone.

[Suren0]

@dekstermack urbandictionary(dot)com/define­(dot)php?term=douchebag

hope that helps

[dekstermack]

@Suren0 Thanks a lot for your help. It explained to me in a significant way :)

[celgirlable]

@dekstermack douch comes from douchbag, which is sort of a bag full of poop. Sorry I can´t say the actual word here, but I think you get the point ;)

[TheGreyblood]

You can feel the sexual tension between them, even now.

[MovieUKTrailers]

You should change to title to "Dexter is a Douche" Yeah.. make it the SAME!

[Boom55667]

unbeknownst to her that a whole school would come to that conclusion about a student and end up on the news....."a gross, english, titty vampire" give or take a few details

[narcomanel]

This is pretty interesting to see after seeing Debra talking with they shrink, heheheh.

[DarkFireTaker1]

"You just described the perfect woman" LOOL

[AwesomeTyme]

haha, I love when Dexter tries to be normal

[SilvahDot]

he's a chair

[narutoxlovex]

@SilvahDot epic comment is epic

[psiilva5]

@SilvahDot LOL xd yes he is and deb was jealous :b

[HaatoSK]

@SilvahDot Lol.

[HaatoSK]

@SilvahDot Lol. You are a chair and i want you to be a table... Dexter was like WTF?

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

dam man you just gota love deb man!! lol

[PFieroGT87]

What a bitch.

[AleeCorrea1]

I just LOVE Debora!

[GlamRockDesigns]

"Gross English titty Vampire."

[Ozariaable]

Id fuk both of them ;D

[dabossof91]

@Ozariaable me 2

[GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

"So he's twenty years older then me, what do you care?"

*in his head* well off the top of my head, he's a serial killer rock star...and i so happen to be a serial killer.

[Purplecatsoup30]

When I go for my coffee for now on, I'll have to ask for a double douche!

[MrMbogza]

you just described the perfect woman

[debunker1905]

man if i were dex i'd have a threesome with lila and deb

[TheHappyKitten]

@debunker1905 it's his sister you sick bastard

[debunker1905]

@TheHappyKitten even better

[TheHappyKitten]

@debunker1905 mother of god.

[zerogeisha]

Hahaha Deb 0:31 - 0:51! I love her!

[BrutalGoregasm]

I usually don't do this kind of thing, but seriously, press 5 repeatedly.

[yasserbs]

Debra's face in the end of the video is the best part

She's like " FUCK, I've been owned "

[mitra32203]

i like gross English titty vampires

[w4rfr05t]

Everything about this scene is awesome, but my absolute favorite is that look of disgust on her face when she says ..."and PALE."

How Miami is that, when the most vicious insult you can summon against someone is they're not tanned enough?

[geekoftheweek27]

I'm sorry Dex but she is gross and pale and NOBODY is pale in Miami.

[melvin24485]

i love the english titty vampire

[NapanTR]

yep I'd hit that too

[migokalle]

Waaait!! It's season two, of course! I'm so stupid.

[migokalle]

Okay, I can not for the life of me remember what season this is, nor what woman Deb's talking about. I'm guessing it's not Rita, and it couldn't be the chick from the last season as well... has he dated anyone else?

Damn I need to rewatch the other seasons again... would be the sixth time xD

[typhon216]

@migokalle Shes talking about Lila, the chick from 2nd season, played by Jaime Murray

[Mikaylee]

I'm not changing the title.

[BrutalGoregasm]

@Mikaylee Good call on not wanting to change the title, "Dexter is a Douche" is far more intriguing.

[Mikaylee]

@BrutalGoregasm Thank you!

[Boccia55]

this title is misleading

[ThEP1r4tE]

@Boccia55 How...?

[lordearthblood]

6 persons were double douche, gross, english, TITTY vampires

[mclovin0071]

mmm... English titties

[hnoel79]

LOVED it when she said "DOUBLE DOUCHE!"

[charizardsspirit]

the title should be ''double douche''

[Mikaylee]

@charizardsspirit Nope.

[DarkIP992]

@Mikaylee Just Chuck Testa.

[ibycoolboy]

@Mikaylee why the fuck is there a argument about a youtube video title?

[Mikaylee]

@ibycoolboy I have no idea.

[ibycoolboy]

@Mikaylee LOL

[LiloPelakai]

@ibycoolboy why are you cussing? and who said it was an argument?

[sekaiyakusoku]

"a gross, english, TITTY vampire" XD god I love this show.

[TheGalacticFox]

lol!

[GeddyYeti2112]

Lila was a fucking bitch.

[lerasai]

@GeddyYeti2112 So true. I love how pissed off she made Deb, though, it inspired fricking awesome scenes like this.

[liveforeverjr1]

i was like looking for @ooozeGonnaSubscribe comment then i just was like fuck this im going to watch some pornhub

[NotNamedJohn]

Titty vampire?

[TheRadioman1976]

I like the way she makes her eyes bigger when she says "Double douche!" and that cute little dismissive chuff at the end.

[JamMastaJeremy]

"and nobody is pale in Miami"... ROFL

[horsefucker1680]

That pale cunt was actually repulsive. I don't know why. There is something about her.

[AliceNchainz011]

@horsefucker1680 Well she did turn out to be a psycho lol

[dizon96]

@AliceNchainz011 does anyone else realize his name is "horsefucker1680" as in.. fucker of horses..

like.. someone who frequently engages in sexual intercourse with horses.

[Mikaylee]

@dizon96 Usually, the comments on this video don't make me laugh. :)

[darkservantofheaven]

@AliceNchainz011 thats pale as a fucking corpse....I love it.

[mark11443]

Awesome acting!

[iSpeakKonglish]

omg Is that girl from White Chicks?!?! She didn't really say much in that movie...

[BTNH108464]

@iSpeakKonglish yes she is.

[iSpeakKonglish]

@BTNH108464 SO COOL. She hasn't aged at all.

[313smaus313]

Oh my god Oh my god, Double Douche all the way!

[RyanFirmino]

Gah to funny! ^

[jakebiomask]

Deb is awesome.

[Xerock]

I wonder if Dexter will ever meet up with Michael Weston from Burn Notice.

[YapSnapProductions]

@Xerock no... because burn notice is a pile of dog shit. but thats just my opinion :)

[BrunoLee12]

@YapSnapProductions Its childish in some parts, but its good!

[Xerock]

Deb is cute and vulgar.. she is so hot.

[MissKierie99]

6 for Pardon my Tits

[jasonlee0290]

Sorry Deb but Lila (actress Jaime Murray) is one smokin HOT British accent raven haired pale soon to be cougar MILF goddess that has a nice set of natural tits instead of plastic fake double double D's the size of basketball tits but at least Deborah has a nice sexy angry scowl ;]

[depelated]

That bitch killed Doakes...with a vampire dildo.

[jonw82]

I have a semi erection.

[jen7121993]

Deb has always been my favorite character XD

[loydbank33]

Oooh... My boy's getting it done.  " You just described the perfect woman." DING DING DING DING Dexter Morgan wins!!!!!!!!

[liamfuentes]

no u just described amy winehouse

RIP X(

[bfine6969]

"double douche"

"little miss 'pardon my tits'"

"she is obviously a vampire"

hahahahahahahahaha

[CraZyDexfAn]

a gross english titty vampire...

[GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

@CraZyDexfAn You just described the perfect woman.

[Frostyincave]

@CraZyDexfAn Who was Deb talking about?

[kdogbroncucia]

debs look at the end is perfect

[2103sami]

now that must have be the worst conversation between a married couple

[MrSilentInstrument]

"Double douche..."

C-C-COMBO!!!

[samadler1]

I think this is probably my favorite Deb moment. Lila was a vampire.... totally sucked the life out of everything she touched.

[MsBooveeay]

Deb is hilarious <3

[JohnJames23x]

i cant believe that dex even slept with that English bitch 

[Jeffersonwazright]

@JohnJames23x What??? Anyone would fuck the shit out of her. Stay with her......no. Fuck her.....yes, a few times.

[JohnJames23x]

@Jeffersonwazright she was a fucking phsico

[Jeffersonwazright]

@JohnJames23x Psycho's have the best vagina! Are you kidding me here!? Did you not watch those sex scenes? Who wouldnt fuck that chic? Thats my question. Who wouldnt?

[JohnJames23x]

@Jeffersonwazright yeh i did see them shes a ugly british prat

[Jeffersonwazright]

@JohnJames23x You seem to be stuck on this "brittish" thing which makes you either a bigot or irrational or both. You have proven your opnion is not rational. You seem to be a ethnocentric nationalist- which has nothing to do with pussy.

[jirdimaster]

Lila was gross lol i clapped at the end of season 2

[MsBooveeay]

Classic Deb

[manarsha]

if she's a vampire, why doesn't she sparkle? lol

[Njaaargh]

@manarsha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[TheJosephValentino]

lol a gross english titty vampire.

[MostCamperKills]

Jaime Murray (Lila), even though I sided with Deb, is a beautiful lady

[MostCamperKills]

I always wondered how actors feel when they add dialogue insulting their actual looks. Haha

[JesikaPerezRulez]

lol pardon my tits shouldnt be on her ooozes comment and tokis coment should

[2lizregan]

I love Deb.

[inugirlie]

"A gross, english, titty, vampire"

[paulwritesfights]

hhahahhaaha

[radziomenek]

"You just described the perfect woman"

3X DOUCHE COMBO!!!!

[TheJovanist]

@radziomenek  hahaha

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

@radziomenek well he couldn't lie. An english titty vampire sounds erotic.

[vphil06]

i was so glad when she said that because I was thinking the same shit. GROSS bitch ahahaha

[ktm5194]

deb is so hot in this scene

[xmmh]

Don't you love it when things people say on the clip we just saw end up in the top comments box?

[3rdsnowleopard]

I'm a 'titty vampire'. I only suck on tits.

[artyfarty1996]

Oh little miss pardon my tits, the newest addition to the "Mr Men and Little Miss" collection. :)

[fieldy409]

double douche triple douche overdouche

[johnlorenzo2009]

DOUBLE douche!

[hackhack8]

Dexter one of da fucking greatest shows ever!

[VicenzoV]

This is what I miss during the last few seasons. Great writing, great delivery. Instead we get LaGuerta/Batista trying to act all mushy and in love.

F#ck that shit.

[xmmh]

@VicenzoV I didn't get any of that. First Angel was getting along pretty well with a vice cop, now he's married to his boss after a month of dating. Major bull. Not good writing at all

[VicenzoV]

@xmmh I followed some discussions on a Dexter forum and people mentioned how in season 5 it becomes clear why they're having a relationship. I saw season 5 and I didn't get it. Frankly I think these two people have about as much chemistry as my little sister and the dead rat that was under our refridgerator a few months back.

[XeeGen]

Pardon my tits may be the best quote in tv history

[warmaker911]

pardon my tits needs to be a T-shirt soon

[xKoulaidx]

@warmaker911 id buy one haha

[jeffskoble]

@warmaker911 I made one for myself. (Sharpie and white T-shirt)

[Matt561]

Jennifer gets some great lines lol

[veldross1]

I am a titty man, and if gross = naughty then thats even better, but on the vampire... I don't need a condom!!!

But shes english >_>

[armandelli]

double douche!!!

[puercolandiacebo]

this chick always has a drooling. Ouch

[Apollyon511]

I'm gonna start using "pardon my tits" in every day conversation.

[LiamCrowley1990]

Press 5 for a double douche.

[OMGitzCHARLIE]

@bslgeorge second

[MrPIDAY1]

or 9 and 5 for "describe the perfect double douche"

[MrPIDAY1]

press 7 then five for " little miss double douche"

[MrPIDAY1]

@MrPIDAY1 i mean 6 then 5

[Mcheetah]

The CW has nothing but Gross Titty Vampires on it.

[jaydavee]

Lila is hott, but she does have some moments when she looks like she has Downs.

[dreamyscorpio]

Dexter is the best tv show ever!!!! <3

[HoppyNinja]

I freaking love Deb <3

[nuahsx]

PRESS 5 & 7 HER FACE LOOKS HILARIOUS

[UchihaHemerly]

Press 5 for a Double Douche

[angelbabydull]

what episode is this

[El8MAGNATE]

Press 5 for:

dôble douche. The tilde is for making it more loud

[heavell99]

Pardon my tits!

That titty-vampire happened to be one of my favorite crazies, thank you very much!

[GraveSonnet]

i thought she was hot! but she was crazy!!

[Burnage09]

press 8 for best part of the clip.

[Caricatureofintamacy]

"You just described the perfect woman" lol neither of em have room to talk, both of the people they were dating were gross xD.

[Eastunda]

@Caricatureofintamacy i dont think lila was gross although she was incredibly pale

[Deucemuse]

How she plays. I love her so much

[TheCappiix]

a gross english titty vampire is a perfect woman ...in this situation anyway

[somo84]

a gross english titty vampire.....with nice titties

[33parul]

hahahahahahah.................­.they both are funny!!!...bdw deb is talking about whom?

[TheCappiix]

@33parul Lila

[AuszySouljA]

Press 5

Double Douche!

[Dragodemon000]

Press 8

We're all thinking it.

[wwerussian26]

Triple douche!