2nd 東方M 1ぐらんぷり: 『蓬莱てるよ』 Hourai Teruyo (English subtitle)

[GhostEye187]

1:30 Now all you have to do is have a gamertag named "FujiwaraNoMokou" or something, next thing you know is that whever you play Halo: Reach or any other game online on Xboxlive, Kaguya will be there to shoot you, betray/team kill you, and etc.

[trulbul]

What exactly is Teruyo anyway?

[Ichbindereine]

@trulbul

A wrong way to read "輝夜" (Kaguya)

[ben2858]

4:10 Well, at the address she didn't write it at the end.

She wrote: HI MI TSU *insert flower here*

(Himitsu = secret)

7:25 looool Eirin is a ninja, and the song jsut makes it funnier

[enitoro]

　おまけ要らないから審査結果が欲しかったorz

[Jorus271]

Nice House! lol

[siverfanweedo]

oh mokou must die ypu say "you dam moon bitch neet

left about just after mokou dies but i stil hear

[gameboi9321]

Narnia?

[AkvoD3]

YOU wa FIRED DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAA

[Lowcoloco]

I'm really sure yuyuko is really happy for achieving her b-day wish.

[ScarletFlameFlandre]

OMFG KAGUYA HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME :D

[arishagenda]

хатаракэ! ныт! xĐxĐ

[TokikoNyuu]

wait how did Kotonoha get in touhou.

[SilverZeRg1]

teruyo teruyo lol

[SShadowSims223]

Did I just saw Chiyo and Osaka?

[Duskool]

@SShadowSims223

indeed you did

[PivotR]

*Shudders* Am I the only one who heard music from "School Days"?

[greg0050]

@PivotR i did too. i was expecting to be knifed...

[TokikoNyuu]

@PivotR no, I heard it too. but I assume you also got that joke that's a reference to school days, the joke about the nice house

[ForeverHero999]

LOL Enrico Pucci at 4:37

[Ispod4]

4:24 Is that Osaka from Azumanga!?

[Shorinnes]

Kaguya stole the "plz die" joke from Moko!! >:T xDD

[sideviewwarden]

1:55 lol YOU WA FIRED!!!!

[darthcolonius]

@sideviewwarden You don't even know you're already fired.

[TheSpiralNetwork]

EIRIN JUICE

GHETTODAZE

[ZeroSable]

AIDSU! THATS AIDSU!

[humrH2360]

What is Simon Cowell doing there?!

[InvaderZimFanatic767]

NICE HOUSE @ 3:48

[SailorFaith]

XD kaguya reminds me of rika from higurashi

[Shorinnes]

I lmao'd.

[jamesbondkid2001]

3:04 So Kaguya's been "alive" for 1380 years...

Man, and they tell us we should go to the hospital if we've been "alive" after 4 continuous hours! D8

[gsrules34]

Sonanodesuka

lol

[ShadowkingSonic]

LOL Witch Doll reference

[Petrico94]

Mokou For Win

DEATH TO KAGUYA

[GmanX50]

"YOU (WA) FIRED!"

[SkyFormToad]

PHE PHE PHE PHE =3=

[OMGiamONtheINTERNET]

I didn't know it was Kaguya who was kidnapping for Yuyuko's "family".

Youmu won't be pleased.

[yoshiothehedgehog]

Eirin Juice...

[SmNBahamut]

Eirin used Paper Slap!

[DeoxysUnknownForme]

Donald Trump, Pokemon and Kill Bill? OH EIRIN YOU SLY DOG YOU

[Narukyomo]

nice house

[Archzenom]

Help me Eirin!!!

[OlivanderTrinity1397]

I won't be surprised if Kaguya say "Nipah~!)

[Mixiemangagirl60]

0:06 WTH ARE THE BRITAINS GOT TALENT JUDGES DOING THEIR?!

[KittyCatRat]

Wavy little hair thing...

[Manonthe3up]

GHETTODAZE!!

[VocaUtau]

wa wa wa wasure mono...

[JohnnyZoo]

lol Kaguya stole the joke from Marisa and Alice from the first M-1 GP about the bathroom and toilet being separated

[VocaUtau]

Hikikomori...

[Bog493]

ХАТАРАКЭ! НЫТ! ))))

[JohnnyZoo]

5:33

WILSOOOON!!!!!

(the volley ball from "Cast Away")

[ieatatsonic]

I love the real-estate agent part!

[maarudftw]

are there really that many entrys or are they just making up numbers? XD

[angelmutsumi]

Mmmmm, Eirin H....

[watafug]

even japan makes AIDS jokes

[CODEA]

There's a Ran Ran Ruu reference in the Nice House picture... >_>

[artemizinha]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SIMS 1 3:40

[Houndnwolf2]

If only she were a pokemon...*nosebleed*

[Clerocs]

Don't think about it She will use her spellcard (Apollo 13)

[punkgrl325]

Lol, I can't wait for the newest M-1 to get translated, they're so freakin' hilarious XD Also, does anyone know the name of the song that plays from 5:10 to 5:15? I've heard it in so many places but I can't find out its name.

[zekiramasterdragon]

Actually 'Sipa' in the Philippines means: (as a verb) kick or (as a noun) a popular outdoor filipino game that involves using the foot to hit a really small 'ball' or whatever, just search it somewhere (I'm a Filipino and I don't even know the game 'Sipa', haha)

[TheKirbySays]

Dead for over 2000 years. :D

[FlaFlaFlaFlan]

Nice Boat-House

[Fawriel]

Hrrrm. This one's too overwrought in the gag department, and yet too simplistic in the animation. Also not a big fan of the jokes, though that's probably just a personal preference.

[Kyaksa]

I didn't find this funny either :\

[newcomer101101]

why does the hair sticking out on Kaguya move?

[dstrbd123]

it's an ahoge, and it moves because it's awesome

[DraggyTheDragon]

3:10 Is that a Narnia scene I see thar?

On a side note, nice house.

[GenoGar]

@ 4:24

Azumanga reference LOL

[sundowniseeu]

3:46

Lol I just got the reference to Witch Doll xD

[theanaconda4013]

I laughed @ 1:32. you can't cut back on funding, you will regret this!

[ChinaD0111]

Rofl, Nice House. xD

[Miguerukun4IS]

Doesn't say "It should be you!" at 0:51

[NyokaPyre]

Nice to see a SZS reference in there at 4:30

[iamtheshim]

This was...easily...the WEIRDEST manzai I've ever seen. Thanks for putting this up!

[various1260]

おー、予想より早く英訳版出来ましたね。

唯一残っている八雲橙の物とこれは、言葉遊び（駄洒落）が多くて­翻訳が難しい部分があるので難しいかなと思ってましたが、お見事­です。

[various1260]

Oh! the English translation version was coming earlier than my expectation.

The thing and this of Yakumo-Chen that only remains are

It was thought that it took time because there was a part where there were a lot of wordplays (pun) and the translation was difficult.

[treemu]

What does Eirin say in 5:42? Doesn't have subs...

[dgreater1]

Geh! I forgot that one. Anyway, it's "That's a strange/weird/unique hobby."

[treemu]

Oh ok. I would've guessed "That's a cute hobby."

[Eab1990]

Wow, really? Sister Princess reference @ 2:30 FTW.

[mentaljosh123]

Nyan Nyan and Ore no Wasuremono? This is a crazy McDonald mix.

[AlchemistHannah]

Eirin doesn't know Kaguya's a NEET? D: (The bits saying she shouldn't work because she's a princess.)

[gtf234]

Thanks again for yet another skit. Though I do have to say, both of Hourai Teruyo's bits are amusing, but just not that funny to me.

Out of all three M1's, I still have to say Witch Doll's first act in the 1st M1, and PatchuMirin in the 2nd M1 are easily the funniest. Aya and Momiji's "Wind Girl" act was okay, but still doesn't compare to those two.

[BigTimeLulz]

Awesome! Thanks a ton for doing these!

[treemu]

GHETTO DAZE!

[rickyb0i]

Nice Boat!

[motaku96]

Thanks for subbing another one. I love these.

[tatsu751]

Nyan Nyan Nihao Nyan~

[MGNSMG]

I want that wa-wa-wasuremono Spanish remix song now... >__>; And a nice house. Thanks a lot, wayyyyy too much info to take in all in one setting without pausing, they sure did a lot of stuff this time..

[xYukii]

Awesome, a new Touhou manzai! :D So many references...

The Okane ga Nai also refers to a yaoi series by the same name, as seen in the picture.

I love the Witch Doll reference, bathroom and toilet are separated lol. And School Days, NICE HOUSE. Pokemon lol. The Yuyuko and Youmu reference also was win. And HIV?!

And WA WA WA WASUREMONO at the end?! Pure win.

[dvbones]

It'd been hilarious if she also said there was a dead person in the house aswell. But either way, I fell out of my chair.

[kitsunehanyou09]

around 7:10 is that a school days reference?

[strider57]

HIV

lol

[Keirnoth]

SimCity 2000!

[RMD00]

5:33 WIIIIILSOOOOOOOOON!! LOL! Awesome how they put a Cast Away ref in there along with the Kill Bill staredown theme.

[HerrHick]

Thanks a lot for the translation.

[DizzyPika]

NIce House.

[FushichouNaruto]

Yay! Thanks!

[RequiemSonata]

Thanks for the translations featuring our favorite NEET!

[treemu]

Always a fan of your translations! Thank you!

[dragfyrepoop]

awesome. great to see a new translation