Chuck Norris and T-Mobile- The carp (czech commercial) [subtitles]

[SauroniastyPL]

Nie wiedziałem ze w Czechach także jada się karpia na święta, zdravim z Polsku

[GrievousAlucard]

So much for subtitles.... Chuck Norris prolly scared em away.... Who knows.

[AKanyon]

chuck made this video to convince people that he's a pussy. If someone believe in this.... oh, nevermind, they are dead already

[TheFireball7]

Chuck Norris is the worst actor ever and he ist gay. If he disagrees, he can come to my house, take me by my hair and slap my face on the keyboalcnteiosldkfjLAEIJLAKHG WIOÖAIWEöaslfu iaieupbo

[angeloflifelight]

What does fish and fainting have to do with a phone service?

[susanmt1]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 

[MrGabrielMedia]

Chuck Norris was only acting in this video! But is dead the guy who created this commercial.

[radiowashington]

Чак Норрис среди кнедликов. Хуже не придумаешь.

[iFasian]

FAKE AND GAY

[TheFOVision]

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

[davisrock457]

He haved a dream, and when he woke up and heared the guy saying "v televizi umí bejt ostrej každej" which in ENG meanes everybody can be strong in TV or something liked that, he killed that guy...

[Warriorcats24]

this comercial is fake, chuck norris cant lose his conciouness, he never loses anything

[olpoziVids]

chuck norris has never had sex couse then he would lous his virginity, and chuck norris never loses.....

little kid- tell me another story grand pa!

grand pa- no fuck you

[thebenjabenja]

Heey! They skipped the part after chuck played dead! The part when he killed 1337 ninjas with roundhouse kicks, got the old lady pregnant and flew around the world with the jet motor built into his beard!

[MrJimichael]

This commercial didn't have anything to do with a T-mobile phone.. but the fact that it had Chuck Norris in it makes me want to buy a phone

[zdenek55555]

It is good that the English or Americans look at the advertising which is the Czech I Bohemia

[codypanek]

When it she smells like fish, even Chuck would rather just go to sleep

[Enderfiction]

When Chuck Norris faints, the world stops.

[necromncr]

Chuck Norris doesn't faint. It's just the world around him goes into darkness.

[tjieff]

part of chuck's plan to get in with the woman, nice work chuck!

[UctikUctemada]

Chuck Norris je krááál!

[TriggerKatomoto]

Chuck Norris doesn't faint, he simply decides you are too fucking boring

[frisulka]

Jo když to u nás běželo v televizi to teprve bylo něco :D

[playergmx20]

chuck norris hit his father and said:no one fucks my mother!!!

hahaha XD

[susah135]

He is Chuck Norris' imperfect clone. He exploded after the last scene.

[MrMihaiBV]

The Best Ilussion ever ! :)))

I like it!

[dffdcdesacds]

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[jesusdrinksv]

he was using ninja focus to slow his heartbeat...

[leirbag31sicnarf]

Its was before chuck realise That he was that powerfull

[lukasaspklt]

It's Chuck Norris twin brother.He died after this commercial.

[Arkenarge]

@lukasaspklt He has chucks DNA in him, he can't die.

[egyzzzz70]

todel kad lietuviai yra vieninteliai zmones galintys prilygti chuckui :D

[kaiposiusone]

:D ka cia lietuviai daro? :D

[MouseON]

fake!

[juliusreea]

is this his clone? otherwise its fake

[Kvileut]

Tai visiskai neimanoma ... :DDD

[MrGiedriusj]

@Kvileut gera vieta randi lietuviu kalbai :D

[MrMacchiat0]

Don`t you understand? Chuck wanted to cut fish head with his right hand. He fainted because he thought how stupid that woman is!

[TheMeganWho]

Poor fish :( But I like the snow

[strangenkoo]

TOTALLY FAKE!

[MrVmk]

Chuck Norris does'nt like fish

[thegreatestg]

the commercial fainted

[TheVeidas]

fake

[ubasltu]

Its FAKE AND GAY! >.>

[DanikROFLCopter]

This not Chuck Norris it's his stunt double Sirron Ckuch

[cascadeSC]

What the fuck is this? HOW CAN I UNSEE IT?

[n1ghtc4t]

@cascadeSC ask Chuck Norris :P

[Raitis027]

@cascadeSC What has been seen, can not be unseen.

[asskickerfoo]

@cascadeSC what is seen cannot be unseen.

[oNLYr4Z0r]

@SoulShade08

Of course it happened. But in fact, Chuck Norris performed an illusion where he rolled up his eyes into his head, which made everything around him turn for 90 degrees so it looked like he fainted.

[The2rps]

Chuck Norris only falls down if it is good for him, this time all dollars, euros and alien money was worth it.

[yogibbear]

I don't get it. :(

[MetroArtyom2033]

i thought he'd roundhouse kick it

[Vorasz]

Chuck Norris somehow made a hand-crafted doll to fall at 0:04 in the room I've watched this video. I haven't moved anything. I don't lie. It was really stunning. It is a real proof for me of Chuck Norris powers.

[dougwatches]

He didn't faint, he was distracting her.

[gulbe86]

Chuck Norris should have roundhouse kicked the fish.

[nixi3721]

:)))))))))))))))))

[GaystationSuckz]

This is fake. Chuck Norris has Verizon.

[Sims3Ki11ahBadBoyZ]

chuck norris dosent faint he nap

[fritollovec]

haaaaaaaaaa co je mame chucka

[rubycoloredsky]

Chuck Norris didn't faint, he decided to take a nap, while the woman does her job in the kitchen.

[J4YXF]

@rubycoloredsky LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­ i get the chuck norris bulshit now americans feel sory for bruce lee whiping his ass so they decide to make untrue facts about him

[t55285]

He fainted because that was one of his sperm. Most people don't know, but Chucks sperm are so large and fertile that in-fact they do sometimes take the shape of actual living creatures.

[KiralyGT]

Tud még lejjebb süllyedni?

[bigwhiteballs27]

Chuck Norris doesn't hurt animals, only the bad folks.

[PostihBorka]

no way...

blbina

[petarro]

I dont like this one either...

[cutietermari]

While some of the awesomest people in the world were filming the movie Expandables, Chuck Norris was in Czech Republic making T-mobile commercials, just as awesome.

[alex732351415]

in the advertising were used the most expensive effects in film history xD

[AmnesiaGhosty]

@alex732351415 Exept the cotton snow outside :D

[theenton]

that was the most expensive special efect in commercial ever!!!!

[floritka85]

@theenton why was it the most expensive?

[Brandyk007]

@floritka85 because of the special effects use for chuck norris to pass out :D

[floritka85]

@Brandyk007 really? Just for falling down ? I"m so confused!!!! :)

[Brandyk007]

@floritka85 Its a JOKE:) its similar to the joke that the fighting scene in the "way of the dragon" is the most expensive fighting scene because chuck norris lost . You got it now ? :)

[floritka85]

@Brandyk007 i think so :) Thank you for being so patient in explaining it :)))

[mrmrawenetz]

So it's official... Chuck's weakpoint is hurting animals... He kicked horse into chin once though, but he just created giraffe this way :))

[TheTherasie]

FAIL? OMG! NO! It is not..

Kdybyste byli Češi, věděli byste to, že jo?

[EdemsDzurjanik]

He fainted, because he ussually drowns these fish.

[cleverbechris]

To s tím Bruce Lee mě zaujalo o poznání více, ale pěkné:)

[hemzak]

luxuuus!xDxDtahle se mi líbí!!:D:D:D

[Deathforyou95]

"Chuck Norris is the only person in the Universe who can break the Chuck Norris facts." You, my good sir, are a winner.

[wizardhype]

I would still love to see him in another Walker Texas Ranger movie.

[MrCN86]

@wizardhype me too!

[AcePilot101]

Chuck Norris for President!

[be1still]

dislike:(

[maydecember513]

Chuck Norris is so god damn lucky people started making jokes about him. laugh all you want, this guy is set for the rest of his life. his kids too, maybe.

[Butthead3600]

He fainted because she didn't let him chop it in half I mean really u have chuck norris there put him to use

[dakszi]

whats the punchline? :S

[JaveDMode]

@dakszi Your face.

[adam434434]

best CGI ever :D

[MrWorms04]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[doctorxxxL]

Those commercials just ruined the Chuck Norris facts...

[TheVoldevie]

@doctorxxxL Chuck Norris is the only person in the Universe who can break the Chuck Norris facts.

[TheTheresistancelead]

@TheVoldevie hahaha good one :))

[norwayrzr]

@TheVoldevie You sir, just saved Chuck Norris's name. Well done.

[Kowalsky18]

@TheVoldevie advertisement,they are say: In television can be sharp every :D ...sharper than Chuck norris....New satellite TV from t-mobile :D :D :D this ad was in the CzechRepublic :D its best AD

[nicesally11]

@doctorxxxL exactly , poor chuck

[furyshit]

@doctorxxxL When you learn to speak czech, you will understand those commercials, so FUCK OFF!

[doctorxxxL]

@furyshit Ba pula, se pare ca esti un cacat furios si te bagi aiurea in seama. When you will learn to speak romanian, you will understand what I said ;). I watched the commercials with english subtitles, motherfucker, so don't say me to fuck off because I understood them.

[furyshit]

@doctorxxxL Why dont you translate it?

[TheVoldevie]

@furyshit Lost this one, furyshit. You better get out of here if you don't understand what purpose subtitles have.

[doctorxxxL]

@furyshit Neah... I don't want to spoil you. :>

[LupusRexRgis]

@furyshit A "cizinec" doesn't need to speak Czech in order to watch youtube videos, specially if the video has "subtitles" written on its title... So stop being close-minded.

[0Gerry]

Fake? Hell, no! At least these vids are fun, and not a way like the "Hollywood star in idiot Japanese commercial" stuff :)

[serebii666]

its real i already saw it on tv. lol!

[MyREDTAIL]

@serebii666 I can't believe how much that Chuck has aged, you can see it in his face.

[UntitledGamers]

fake and gay

[Rock4ever1980]

This video is a true! I burning noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[turankettes]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY EYES ARE BURNING NOOO!

[checcqtube]

FAIL !

[RaszPuty1N]

its shopped.

[wixet1]

hahaha :D