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  • It's true. Even though people like Palin have many faults on which they can be mocked. comedians automatically sexualize female politicians. Can you give me an example of a comedian going on and on about the penis of John McCain or Rick Perry?

  • This is the most brilliant man to walk the earth since Bill Hicks succumbed to cancer. Holy shit. that was too great.

  • @ScottieMcSpock You are correct. "No amount of alcohol could make this asshole seem funny." His brilliant jokes are what make him seem funny.

  • When you threw that spastic outta yer tard-launcher! Why didn't he do this bit on an album?!

  • I would pay to see Sarah Palin's face if she ever saw this. I'd post it like one of those two girls one cup reactions. Her gaped maw would quiver ever so slightly at the mentioning of her sweet special son GUNNER...who the fuck names their kid Gunner? Isn't that the nickname of some sawed off Enlisted man who singlehandedly (nyuck nyuck nyuck) shot down seventeen Koreans in the war?

    She'll be balling at the end then we close in to her tear as it drips down her wrinkled chin and I'll cut away.

  • I wish we could give that traitor Mccain back to the VC.

    @FreddoX1

    hes not talking about the palin jokes, you misinformed monkey;

    if youd ever seen any stanhope bits youd know its the truth. hes one of the few comics that seriously does not give a fuck and I almost get the feeling he kinda hates the people that come to his shows.

  • I wish we could give that traitor Mccain back to the VC.

  • blort

  • I love how he just kept getting more fucking offensive the more he lost his audience, haha..he didn't give a fuck.

  • @TheKenTerry he just wants to offend at this point!!

  • @TheKenTerry fuck his audience. They're all stupid. big cunt retard baby jokes are hilarious.

  • @RichardIsAlive

    How many big cunt retarded babies does it take to paint a house? I dunno, it depends how hard you throw them.

  • @TheKenTerry How many big cunt retard babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well first you'd have to fish them out of the dumpsters behind high school proms, before sarah palin.

  • is there a dvd of this performance?

  • Did you see the size of the head on that thing? The alien skull on that fucking retard baby had to tear her apart. Can you imagine the carnage, the violence of that thing coming out of her? It's like someone stood at the foot of her cunt and yelled "Hey Kool Aid!" Then bursting through her. That baby had to do more damage to her undercarriage than the Viet Cong did to McCain's entire upper torso.

  • This video clip hurts so bad every time I listen to it! At the point where Mr. Stanhope starts to laugh at his own immature joke my side feels as though it's going to split!

  • @FastEddie368 You may disapprove and shout immaturity, but we're all into different things, and obviously you're not into this.

  • What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth & her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

  • he did this one in Oslo, and there (here) was no-one who wasn't tittering with mirth

    if you disapprove it only encourages him anyway

    if ya hate it perfect fuck off

  • I was there. So inappropriate, but I LOVE Doug!

  • doug stanhope reminds me of my weird uncle

  • There isn't a group of people that deserve to be made fun of more than retarded babies. Well...maybe dead retarded babies.

  • @Bumper776 and @CoolerKing37

    I've said it many times before and I doubt this'll be the last: Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

  • @tweek1133 Wow. Were you the guy that came up with that line?

  • @CoolerKing37 nah unfortunately

  • @tweek1133 I like: Never argue with an idiot, people watching won't know the difference. 

  • I love how Doug goes on running with whatever train of thought he's on, whatever the audience reaction..

    in fact he seems to genuinely thrive on audience disdain...he's got balls the size of his head ;)

  • @Morthund i hear they look like hot mozzarella being pulled away from the pie

  • @Morthund Yeah right, bashing Sarah Pahlin is so outrageous. Its the mainstream.

    Same goes with bashing bush and all the other republicans. He doesn't have balls.

  • @Morthund i dont think its his balls its just his lack of giving a fuck lmao

  • FUNNY AS & Sarah PLAIN_What a dump ass bitch

  • Is this what young folks think is funny? This guy is a simple-minded drunken piece of dung! This guy should be in a friggin' mental hospital, he is retarded.

  • @Bumper776

    Bigotry, whether it's as dangerous as racism, or as harmless as ageism, is always unbecoming. I think you can do better.

  • @Gitlich You are a nincompoop moron! You need to get out in the real world, away from the teachings of your communist handlers that spoonfeed you their socialist garbage. Get out of your parent's basement and try to do something really productive instead of worshipping some immoral dirtbag like pile of dung. Grow up you idiot!

  • @Bumper776

    Nincompoop? Are you serious? Well, if it's a turn of the century flame war you're after, I'm more than happy to oblige. You sir, are a ferlanderous mountebank, a cad and a bounder. Have at you sir. pistols at dawn i say. What!

  • you should be dangling at the end of a rope, nazi

  • @pfalky2k Better than dangling on the head of a Liberal pecker like you are, you fag.

  • @pfalky2k You are obviously a sissy fag

  • @Bumper776 I find your name calling of someone "retarded" very offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  • @CoolerKing37 Be offended then you PC moron. You commies think that making fun of Sarah Palin's children is funny but someone calls one of you a name and you play the "I'm Offended" Card! Well, I don't give a darn.

  • @Bumper776 Way to miss the irony of my comment, moron. You complain about political correctness, but you yourself are the biggest whiney PC faggot on this video. Complaining about a couple of retard jokes. Get over yourself.

  • @CoolerKing37 CoolerKing, you think you are Steve McQueen from "The Great Escape"? Ha! It is faggots like you that are bringing this country down. I bet you support the "Occupy" crowd too, don't you?

  • @Bumper776 Way to change the subject, stupid. You knew you were wrong and had to resort to insulting someone's username (And coming from someone named "Bumper" nonetheless. Is that because you get fucked in the ass on a daily basis?)

  • This is rough on a disabled kid, yes. But what's worse is that this is just not that funny. Stanhope can do much better.

  • How can people not accept it's a joke and just laugh, i don't see how people can have such sensitive senses of humor in this day and age. World's pretty fucked up, might as well get you'r laughs in while you can.

  • I don't like sarah palin and I quite like doug stanhope but he' s just rippin on her disabled kid which isn't really cool.

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  • "Pete it was a judgement call!"

    Holy shit

  • crying laughing!

  • Tracey Morgan is a fucking idiot and Doug Stanhope isn't. End of specious argument.

  • @pisamojo trololololololface

  • just stay on point

  • I'm so in love with this guy. :)

  • I'm not offended in anyway... just saying, this dude fucking sucks ass. He has no talent.

  • "Someone stood at the foot of her cunt and yelled, Hey Kool-aid"...Ha ha ha ha...

  • TARD LAUNCHER!!! that is fucking priceless! jesus bless you for bringing such joy into so many lives! *open mouth toungue kiss* you are a great man! i look forward to sitting with you at the right hand of god.

  • ROFL this guy's ruthless, LOVE IT

    

  • "When you threw that spastic out of your tard launcher."

    Possibly the funniest string of works ever assembled.

  • He says this shit to be funny. Dont be offended

  • Genius...greatest and cleverest stand up of all time.

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  • This is hideous... 

  • I have a disability myself, and admittedly I'm not too fond of his use of 'spastic' [especially as he's describing a child with learning difficulties which is incorrect],but then again I doubt Stanhope would talk in such a way off stage. Still,DS somehow manages to make it funny.

    You have every right to be offended by this, as in many ways it's disgusting. However, if you're comfortable accepting this is just DS being DS, I defy you not to laugh at beautiful phrases such as 'tard launcher'!

  • @eccentricman87 You clearly don't know Stanhope that well if you think he won't talk this way off stage. He gets off on negative feedback. He uses his negative feedback as fuel for new material. I've seen him off stage, he literally is just as offensive to everybody around him and as long as you don't take it personally, then he'll like you because everyone takes everything too seriously and he tries to break that with his comedy by being incredibly offensive.

  • @eccentricman87 You clearly don't know Stanhope that well if you think he won't talk this way off stage. He gets off on negative feedback. He uses his negative feedback as fuel for new material. I've seen him off stage, he literally is just as offensive to everybody around him and as long as you don't take it personally, then he'll like you because everyone takes everything too seriously and he tries to break that with his comedy by being incredibly offensive.

  • OK, my turn...

    This is undoubtedly some of the most vile offence stand-up ever. HOWEVER, this is Stanhope, someone whose comedic voice IS one of vile and offence, and I think it's important to remember this isn't anyone saying it, it's Stanhope. Notice that this is just an isolated clip from a whole gig in which I imagine he was just as vile and offensive to anyone else....

  • Get smart, Stanhope is brilliant, where the fuck are you?

  • If you don't like this post, why the fuck did you watch it ? Pick up your dirty Kleenex and go away !

  • I'm okay with controversial subjects being made into jokes, but this is just cruel and not funny.

  • @ArizonaBlazer Aww, You're adorable.

  • @ArizonaBlazer Apparently you are only okay with controversial subjects being made into jokes when they are not too controversial, which makes one wonder if the controversial subjects you sanction as being joke-able really were that controversial? I agree though, it is really cruel, but it is also really funny.

  • what a great ending

  • 217 is the number of times Sarah Palin had an abortion.

  • Just wanted you to watch the whole thing.

  • wow sooo not funny im really disappointed with stanhope. His other stuff is funny this is just nasty and boring. Zzzzzzz

  • Funny

  • I'm suprised he lost his audience, then again he was ridiculous. Haha, but I fucking love it. I just found out about this motherfucker today, and he is already in my third place (Don't be gay about this, nobody beats Carlin and Hicks).

  • If that's your attempt to be funny so be it I don't wish it on any one you win your the champ of this post.

  • I'm English and I have a sense of humour on most subjects. 6 minutes and 42 seconds of this moron, and I never laughed once.

  • THE rEPUBLICANS WHO LIE ABOUT TAXES AND SOCIAL SECURITY OFFEND ME MORE

  • tracey morgan makes a joke about being guy and this guy goes off on mental retardation nothing happens

  • @pisamojo

    Really fuckin true.

    Also If Sarah Palin did a video responce not only would she be crying but it'd top youtube's hits AND simultaneously order Stanhopes assassination seeing as her followers aren't crazy at all. Just ask Gabrielle Giffords. I'm sure all the "you should've died" letters her security had to screen from her have "something" to do with Republicans too.

  • @pisamojo You've never listened to Doug Stanhope before have you?

  • @SmartGuy55260 Yes but this bit isnt funny at all he isnt that funny

  • @Sine312 great nice one champ

  • @pisamojo Well he didn't advocate violence, and he actually made jokes, not just statements.

  • @onlynormalperson you call those jokes the whole bit isnt even funny and ive heard him before he and joe rogan sound the same and both are weak

  • @pisamojo its alright retards dont know how to use youtube

  • @craigerrr8 Great bless you I wish you well

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  • @pisamojo Because Doug does not give a fuck, he cannot be threatened by a network or a sponsor. Thats why he is a national treasure. I am a Brit by the way. We LOVE Doug over here. He is like a funny Bill Hicks

  • @guyboxerdog i appreciate your opinion

  • @pisamojo Thanks but I sense there is a "but" there.

  • no talent hack this dude sucks

  • @CoolerKing37 Yeah My kid is effected by retardation and its a lot of work and god dont hate him or me we deal with it everyday

  • @CoolerKing37 'Memento mori'

  • Christ, I'm usually pretty open to the most vile of standup comedy but this is a bit much. And I'm a big stanhope fan.

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  • Completely agree with Ianucci (any relation to Armando?). I just had to shut this down after a while, it was cheap reactionary bullshit. His comedy is usually so politically on the ball and hilarious...

  • @roidzful You should have waited until the end, where he talks about you.

  • @Paulwithguitar awwww you hurt my wittle cyber feelings with your internet text, shame on you...how will I ever operate with those nasty font characters taunting me daily?

  • I think Stanhope is frequently hilarious but this is the worst piece of shit material I have ever watched him perform.

  • p.s. - He is a Libertarian. Please go watch, "Fuck the Jews".

  • "yeah, the rachel rae thing and stuff" ... "monogamy" ... "retard baby" ..."can you imagine the carnage?"

    Giving birth to a special needs baby compared to being a prisoner of war in Vietnam. Brilliant.

    "Big Cunt Retard Baby" ... "Tard Launcher" ... "WaterHead" ... .... ... "stay on point; stay on message". "Fuck you, go blog about it."

    Boy, a dose of Mr. Stanhope is a solid dose.

  • @deelightandbrite it's not" special needs baby", it's an euphemism for "disabled" or "retarded", or "a baby with down's syndrome", which is an condition that cannot be treated .... my only question is --- how is that baby useful for our human civilisation?

  • @MrRein1988 Like godamn youtube poster you were about to find the cure for cancer! If you are to judge people by how much they really contribute to society, about 90% of us would get a 22 gauge to the head. That is fascism, that is what Hitler dealt in and it's not considered very nice. And don't go blurting out something like: "durr, hurr I read economics at a university!".

  • fuck em...the mainstream media that is.....water head...lol

  • i love it! DOUG! speak the truth since the political pansies choose to look away its up to the people to point out the obvious! YEAHHH!

    lol hey Kool aid! lol

  • i love it! DOUG! speak the truth since the political pansies choose to look away its up to the people to point out the obvious! YEAHHH!

  • thumbs up if joe rogan brought you here

  • Free speech should mean FREE. fuck bbc.

  • HA!!

  • hahaha tard launch...so wrong but so funny.

  • Yo all the cry babies who think this is funny watch?v=8APlx9btTn8 its even funnier.

  • Joe Rogan Sent Me Here ☺

  • People who have even a somewhat decent sense of humor aren't "ashamed" of jokes, because that's what they are... Jokes... Not meant to be taken seriously, if you go to his website he has a long post explaining the BBC situation and how this joke is meant to be SHOCK HUMOR, as in it's so shocking that he would say it that it's funny, and for future reference, explaining jokes make them less funny, so if you don't like them or don't get them, just say fuck it and move on

  • "I heard your snatch is so split open they had to put a tent zipper on your cunt so your guts don't shoot out when you sneeze!"

    I had to type that line out so I could process it twice

  • Ron Paul is LIbertarian. Sarah Palin is whatever her team thinks will make her the center of media attention in that particular moment.

  • I positively do love that guy !!!

  • wow...I thought he was supposed to be a Libertarian...he's drunk.

  • My Favorite Comedian Of ALL TIME.

    DOUG STANHOPE!!!!

  • "It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that', as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?" - Stephen Fry.

  • @spolly18 +1, people are too fuckinng soft these days

  • won't have a water head kicking the phone off the hook so it goes straight to voicemail!!!!! awesome.

  • Damn Right. Fuck the jews.

  • comedy legend! Can't wait to see him in London again!

  • WOW, those citizens of Philadelphia think this guy is funny. Making pretty obscene so called jokes about a baby with down syndrome is as low as you can go. This guy isn't a comedian. He's a hate speech devotee pure and simple. I feel sorry for those Americans who think this is funny. No wonder most of the world hates America.

  • @harrymerchant456 ...and if you ever bothered to watch and / or listen to one of his sets, you'd realise that he's not exactly a huge fan of America either...or Great Britain for that matter. He's an equal opportunities hate-monger, and that's why we (his fans) love him. We also love him because he has a genuine social conscience which is just as developed as that of the prissy twats at the DS Association. Your attempt at a nationalistic put-down is invalid.

  • @harrymerchant456 No, his vulgarity is a way to get across very valid points about the world. He's not making fun of babies with down syndrome, he's making fun of Sarah Palin. I can understand where your coming from, but it's not attacking people with disabilities, it's attacking an ignorant, blind bitch who believes anything the Pope spurts out his ass. She's one of those die hard conservative Christians who does all she can to incorporate religion into politics.

  • @harrymerchant456 don't like it - don't watch it, your opinion doesn't matter.

  • Charities should stick to doing their job, which DOESN'T in any way involve radio censorship or impinging upon free speech. FUCK the Down's Syndrome Association. FUCK THEM. They are clearly a bunch of hand-wringing, Fabian, politically-correct CUNTS! They won't see a single penny from me, even if a dozen kids are born into my family with Down's syndrome.

  • @cuntylishus Very good. You clearly don't know what a charity's role is. A charity, such as the DSA, must protect their members from public hate, bullying and marginalisation. When a charity is flooded with complaints, as in this case the DSA was, they must stand by their members and defend them. If the DSA remained quiet every time people with Down's syndrome were mocked on a vast public scale, people would feel free to mock said group and we would return to the vile hate of years gone by.

  • @lmaoslashlol So going after Doug Stanhope and Richard Bacon because you were surprised something they warned you not to watch because of its offensive nature, was offensive to you helps Down's syndrome kids?

    Despite the fact you are missing the point of this bit of Stanhopes, and the fact that it takes one click of a mouse to make it all stop, and the fact that he was not spreading hate on disabled children- shouldn't you be thanking Richard Bacon for stopping you walking into stanhopes show?

  • I stand with Doug on everything, except I still think Sarah Palin is hot.

    And you know what they say.... crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

  • I'm now a fan of DOug Stanhope. And it's all thanks to the DSA UK.

  • Stanhope is by far the best comedian alive today. Even if you get upset at whatever he has to say, you have as much right to complain and get his material censored as I would to censor whatever crap you happen to enjoy.

  • Imagine getting all the ghouls in the comments section celebrating this obscene performance in one place. What a noble scene that would be.

  • Stanhope is better than this, he is usually a bitter, twisted, caustic but FUNNY individual.

    This is just sad, dull and nasty.

    Fuck you Stanhope you rotten cunt. Cut back on the heavy drinking.

  • I think he could have been meaner about the cunt.

  • There's an awful lot of people mistaking Sarah Palin for someone with downs syndrome.

  • Vile Man Vile politics

  • Despicable vile words.

  • @woodyaz7 How so?

  • I barely heard a single laugh throughout this unfunny rant. A poor man's Bill Hicks. Mocking a taboo subject such as a disability isn't good comedy, even if you're drunk as f*ck and screaming about it.

  • @lmaoslashlol I heard alot of laughs. If you dont like his comedy then DONT WATCH IT. He dosent like religion but you don't see him going to church. So instead of being a douche and jumping on the bbc hate wagon, go watch something that you find funny and tasteful. Perhaps some c span or fox news.

  • i lost my virginity to a girl with down syndrome cos i wanted my 1st time to be with some one special......

  • @misanthropicagenda1 Asshole, absouloute asshole.