Conan The Ravearian

[Dectheboner]

RUUUUUUN GET TO ZE DANCEFLOOR

[obglobgablob]

"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to get on the dancefloor with de wimmin!"

[steroidsR4pussys]

@obglobgablob STEROIDS are for PUSSYS!

I'm helping to expose the pussys that use steroids and other drugs!

Keep it clean!

[obglobgablob]

@steroidsR4pussys

Well that's great, tiger. But why the fuck are you telling me that?

[scorpio0251]

@steroidsR4pussys

turn 45

[BluelightSpike]

He can't dance away the Techno Viking... He... HE just can't.

[daltariusnegaman]

@BluelightSpike

maybe the techno viking will go to the raver heaven but conan got the valhalla prio anyway ....

[krsforever]

Hahahahaha this was cool :D.

[Smithfilmproductions]

Awesome.

[theparaku]

jajajajja

[tonit]

ID RAVE WITH CONAN!

OH YEA!

[Phelan666]

[Obligatory techno Viking reference goes here.]

[tweek1133]

see this, wat do

[LadySezzy]

AWESOME!

[erestoguai]

freak

[3CHRISreturn]

huahua! che merda

[PlasticBeer]

The Techno Viking is missing!

[DiamanteBrutoMc]

he doesnt dance the beat ,the beat dance for him

[asber999prometheus]

Ptdr !!

[izzy524]

this is so f*ckn funny !

[Arrivald]

He must be somehow relatod to the Techno Viking.

[QCBEC]

@Arrivald ya well ...idk where teh fuck you saw techno viking ..

[pantherleal]

@Arrivald haha yeah techno viking is the shit!

[hostiMATE]

@Arrivald damn good that you said it, didnt think of it first myself

[triviumgibson]

@Arrivald No, Techno viking is related to him.

[Dragonion2010]

@Arrivald As a matter of fact he is: Conan was the one who slayed the Techno Viking and heard the lamentation of his woman when she, covered in his blood, realized the difference between a techno barbarian and a real one XD

[ThePhuzz]

fucking win.

[Banane705]

lol

[garymakin01]

Good one.

[lingojac]

a thief, a raver, a slayer

[uploads87]

XDD

[dirtyjew1974]

rave is one of the most annnnnoying things ever devised....id put it up there with hip hop and r&b but the music itself is even more annoying. its just sooo repeatative. i went to a rave club about 5 years ago for the first time and i swear the same song played 200 times back to back and i just wanted to chock annoying idiots twirling around with their stupid glowsticks.

[Shalopower]

great!!!

[HunterOfThePast]

go arnie, go arnie, go arnie

hahahahaha

[mnypwrrspkt]

thats obviously hilarious

[AngryAndy1231]

LOLOLOLOL

[M34Clan8]

i'd rather be like arnold ,with roids,

than as shity as you ,without them,

do not compare yourself with Arnold

do not talk shit (FUCK ROIDSDS BLA BLA )

Asshole

[senhorlampada]

You're not a thermite, you're terminator!

Give it to the girly man! (remember Hanz & Franz? :D)

[fatalassassin7]

I always knew conan could rave............raptor jesus told me

[ThristanBR]

LOL, mini light-sabers

[gandharzero]

Thats a nice one;)

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

is that a DILDO??

[PouKii]

two dildos

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

exactly!!

[dalkino]

I didn't know that Arnie loves to rave :)

[DmnHntr]

simple yet very entertaining.

[choec]

LOOOOOL

[johnborneo]

I saw this endless times, and it still cracks me up. *,..,*

[inevermetadeadman]

this is arnies finest hour

[Blackhoundrise]

what the...?

[jackhackett80]

this has been around for some years now and it still cracks me up

[Ragnaros12345]

What's this beat, it's AWESOME!

[jaycruz02]

it comes out on the video on that itunes ad to purchase the song lol Disco Kings "born to be alive"

[Ragnaros12345]

Yeah, I saw that after I posted. lol

[MrNaturaliceman]

Thats awesome!!!!!! Crom laughs at your four winds!

[LOSTHOMEY1]

Croooooooooooom

[deka4sword]

lol

[JuleXDarknesS]

pareci o Adriano

[RickRudesMustache]

Conan vs. Techno Viking. Who wins?

[novalido]

CATINGAUYRTGF4XDRTRJ MYHMK Q4JHG X

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[TSpancer80]

Really, who invented this should get an Oscar ^_^ So funny.

[spoosh13x13x13]

I am not sure if the governator would be very happy at a rave.He say things like I'll not be back and lights get down Run to the chopper.... I know cheesy ^^; but still if you think about it kind of funny lol

Thats cool .I' just glad hes not at a real rave lol

[leroyfj]

lol @ Get down Run to the chopper! Was that commando reference?

[sylvioxilo]

bichona!

[curdle1]

thank god he can govern

[innerJAG]

actually, he can't even do that well. as to the video, those are some heavy glow sticks.

[angelmtza]

Of course the sticks are heavy, they are made of uranium the green one and plutonium the red. Those are heavy materials. BTW Conan is under the influence of Xtasy so he dances funny. LOL XD

[innerJAG]

He's an intense raver.

[mogwai142]

Who who own at a street rave? The Raverian or the Techno Viking?

[funkasoris]

This must be from Arnie's trip to Burning Man.

[selty]

He's stayin' alive... with nightsticks!!!!

[Joonavainio]

By Crom, Manannan Mac Lir and some other weird Celtic creeps, this makes me wanna rave although I hate rave "music".

Now how about a rap spellsinging contest between Finnish and Celtic wizards? You lose, dudes.

[gatorade350125]

this video makes me happy =)

[VegitosM4]

By Crom! I didn't know that!

[GoranKPhotography]

hahahhah....great stuff!!!

[alextarayado]

hahah this is funny

[PUNKOW]

Conan is born to be alive.

[bigkierran]

lol some nice edditing what did u use?

[AussieMate10110]

Looks like Ibiza, imagin Arnie at Amnesia! Insain

[AholeReviews]

Beautiful. Seems like the natural thing for him to be doing. On the beach shirtless raving why wouldn't he be?

[1000alacranes]

Crom will be proud ... Manowar Not !!!

[wtfsta]

Epic!

BTW the music sounds like Benassi, is it some track of his?

[situpe]

el video es la leche, que programa utilizaste.?

[CurnFace]

Hardstyle lol!!!!

[shadalator]

What song is that?

[almightyjoey]

Look at him go!

[sicilianvalkyrie]

ultra lol!

[Partyywizard]

...Crom1!!!

[DotaMaster321]

ahhaah, loop that shit

[Daealis]

Oh god I think a pulled a muscle laughing too hard.

[lordPiPo19]

suuuperrrr!!!!!

[sandrobaracchi]

hahahaha

[xnicolexrandomx0]

ahaha he should have posted this video on his campaign of being governer. i would want to move to california(:

[c3043952]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[demonfelix]

Born to be alive!!!!!

[boipinoi604]

Governator!

[Janusmannen]

Exactly what I was thinking! ;-)

[CausingPain]

lol

[Durike85]

HAHAHAHA techno Arnold lol

[JunacCRO]

hahaha

[nemheal]

looooooooooooool

[obey9870]

reminds me of the techno viking

[codyincharge]

well that just made my morning

[omordha1984]

YES!! Ahnold

[dig6dog]

shwartztrance

[threewing]

Angry Austrian Starwars Kid? or something?

[destructovision]

ROFLMFAO  Now thats hilarious

[EasyInTdot]

XD lmao...you ruined or quite possibly improved this movie, i'm not sure yet, i'll decide when i stop laughing..:D..awesome vid!

[jimcahn87]

lmfao i agree that is so fucking funny

[Rovybrook]

Born to be alive? Well thats usually why one gets born.

[cmcconnaughy]

"Alive" in this instance has the connotation of "carpe diem" (seize the day) or "living life to the fullest". It's also a play on words.

P.S. there's no reason for life or death. They just are.

[Rovybrook]

I see what you did there. Well you're right, but I'm just saying that the cheesefactor of the sentence uttered in this is high. :P

Life and death is a simple cause and effect thingamajig.

And this video is lulz.

[cmcconnaughy]

Agreed. Your high concentration of memes has made you acceptable.

Did you know you can't prove cause and effect? It's merely an unverifiable presumption based on what we perceive. We can be pretty sure that things happen, but we never can -know- why. Good stuff.

[bigbossTheThing]

i reallllyyy think someone drew some lights on his hand i can possibly prove this

does anyone agree with me?

[Villentretmerth]

omg are you seriously SO retarded?

[Deleeths]

Why so serious!?!?!?

[haraldsannumdybdahl]

hahaha, close to as much rofl as this vid :P nice brain mate

[FrizzyFrys]

no fumar ci!

[maxkorsoer]

LMFAO!!! SO NICE!!!!!

[CheckitOutYaw]

wuahha funny shit dude

[pergadell88]

conan the ravearian!

[fickov92]

Good video!!!

[bigbossTheThing]

it looks like someone drew those lights on his hand i think there not real.

[xandautube]

no wai?! ya think!?!?

[Floopoopy]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[BeatTheShit0ut]

no shit??

ASSHOLE

[Senvae]

Does.....does the song say...Born to be alive... at the end there...?

Wow, that's an understatement.

anyways, great video

[tetavo]

what's the name of this song? imo, it's similar to satisfaction by benny bennasi

[Floopoopy]

born to be alive remix by benny bennasi

[LegendaryChimp87]

lmao just wached conan as well this vids fucking well funny

[hogay83]

hahaha quality

[polimorfomusic]

hahahahahaha me meo y hago barro con el deo jajajajajajajajaja

[Yujifanik]

Who ever made this must have worked hard on this to complete edit out his sword.

[samuray2370]

bombatrance

[WoWaddict27omg]

original

[Eroninjutsu]

Fucking awesome

[WoWaddict27omg]

lol gREAT~!

[0371998]

thecno...lol really good idea! this clip mouhahah Conan! the first!!thecnostars

[casian001]

mekes me wana dance

[JMackfoco]

Techno Viking eat your heart out.

[elunicotomas]

ahahahahahahaa

[2oss7uprey]

soooo fav'd

[RasRooMan]

I wanna stay true to my Cimmerian kin and beat the crap outta you.. But that shit's just too fuckin FUNNY... Hahahaha... Nice one...

[oddvargv]

xtc.

[Alexandra483]

The name of the song ^^. Global Deejays - Born to be Alive

[legendkillerfool]

anyone know what ya call this song?

[ANIMALKISSING]

great music....love it..

[ZomBeeZ88]

yeah...that s right :D

[nontitju]

c de la merde cette musique et ces choses fluo, pk ajouté cela à schwarzy, faut pas lui mettre des musiques de gay mais un minimum de musique brutal comme le hard rock,...

[cradleofjohannes]

my name is detective john kimbell

[jukebox80sman]

I'm a cop you idiot!

[legato26]

wtf?

[marko92pn]

roflmao XD

[ElseRipley]

Hell, I was always wondering why many Ravers have such great bodies. How can drugs and great shape get along? But now I see the connection. Do steroids have XTC effects, too? Great video though. Arnie rulez and the music is even better than the original score. ;-)

[TheWhiteSuit]

Take 3 tablets of ecstacy a day and expect results in as little as 6 weeks!

[bakablitz]

and then years later your body gets fucked up! :D have fun with your quick results!

[Way2FarGone]

Absolute Ace. Fantastic movies. I read the original Conan the Barbarian short stories as written by Robert E Howard in around 1910). Awesome, and the Conan movies follow the stories quite closely.

(There are some Conan sequel books written by a modern fantasy writer but IMO he just doesn't quite carry it off.)

Best theme music EVER!

[CurseOrange]

yes but those stories are based off of stories that are over a thousand years old so you didnt read the original

[krazzi88]

This video is bollocks

[TehNinjaRaven]

rofl, way to jack this from ytmnd

[azumen]

Pure genius.

[andrejkorl]

hahahahahaha

[82Binford]

ROFL

XD

[gregbutler1]

this is what makes youtube shite

[HELLZZARMY]

"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryus , there was an age undreamed of and onto this CONAN destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow...It is I, his chronicler, alone who can tell thee of his saga. let me tell you of the days of high adventure!" ...OSU!!! (KARATE EXPRESSION)

[augustocaie]

hauhahuahuauhuahuhauha

rulezzzzzzZzZzZzZZzzZzZzZz

[koddswollop]

lol thats pretty funny

[dizeptikon]

LONG LIVE THE RAVE-A-NATOR!!!

[Axe2Dome]

AAHAHAHAHHAHA

[colliedogjoy]

Class!

[ansumguy454]

He needs a whistle.

[TotemicMask]

HAHAHAHHAHA :D:D~!!

[spearthroughtheheart]

wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

[SkineeXD]

Ouch' :D:D

[chelsarticus]

i love the title lol

[Sigfrido1986]

La más grande soplapollez que he visto hacer con una de las mejores escenas del cine.

[Benwell1]

Id love a forums avatar with some of that on, any idea how to make one?

Great clip btw :)

[mciem]

i can make you one ;)

[lillcool10]

what is the name of the song :P ??

[kayddle]

Benny Benassi - Born to Be alive