Britain's got Talent! | Crabstickz

[KatieLoloShow]

The answer is obviously C.

[Darcidiva123]

Wait .. th old mans called peter and so is the fat loser xD

[NiinaDiina]

You, without a doubt, have the best American accent for a British person that I've ever heard.

[MissSandyFromTT]

"I'll tell you what I thought"

"BOOOOOO!"

"I liked it."

"WOOOOOO!"

[stoptheqtipjoey]

I know why his sock was wet.

[St1nn4]

I think it's naaa naaa.

[Dokesha]

you looks like Justin Biebier WTF?!

[ianu135]

Does this guy know toothpaste and dental floss exists?

[Pestington]

@ianu135 He must do considering how good his teeth are.

[RaccoonInACocoon]

yeay, I love mary poppins :)))

[TheFireworkShopUk]

Sadly the Queens Mother is no longer with us, she passed away many years back.

[misscheekychops123]

A sp- why's this sock wet? OMG. I couldn't stop laughing:-)

[allmusicgogogo]

omg he sings really well! :D

[Stormriver155]

I really want to wrestle the Queen's mum

[askingalice1774]

I love how he insults us before 1:00

[qwertyflib1]

@askingalice1774 Ahaha yess!! Man he's hilarious!

[fridgecow]

You mean broadway right? Jeeez.

[MyChemicalWassage]

its funny coz this is actually what its like xD

[MDPGamur]

number A



[cwoods1269]

this is soo flippin funny

[Babyinnie]

Just wanted to let you know you make my day 50x better (:

[nidialittlefig]

Yah sorry Britain isnt America. good luck with that talent

[yellowreed12]

i think its.......letter C!

[sahiegirl888]

Chris, all your videos seem to start with a condom advert. It must be a sign or something??

[Gaskovichs]

most people on those kind of programmes are just like that old man :D

[Gaskovichs]

dude i watch it once in a week :D it gets funnier ahahaha xD

[Imabadspeller]

HILARIOUS!

[Jadeycins]

'im actually having trouble breathing.' 'is that because your nervous?' 'no, its because im fat.'

[xVeronicaxxxx]

I think the answer is c. nuhnuh

[xVeronicaxxxx]

what is the music at 0:38?!?!?!? now!!!

[FrostedLlama]

still laughing at the beginning, its been 10 minutes

[Pansy401]

HOLY CRAP your David Hasselhoff voice is the best xD

[Pansy401]

The face he makes at 0:36 is just the sexiest thing ever xD

[Bradders535]

It's funny because it's so so so true :L

[rurubi]

you are so talented! :)

[sousianna]

i just love the beginning of the video xD

[changwufeipenguin]

Chris has got talent.

[fofofinnie]

THIS IS REAL

[beedroot]

I really, really like that navy cardigan and checked shirt, and the video was ok too.

[HollyWiggans99]

This is so accurate. Wow.

[sophiethefairy]

"Fat" yeh "ugly" yeh "...Talented" "I'VE BEEN REDEEMED!" :'D oh my god Chris, you're brilliant!

[DancingGuitarist]

LOL fat. Loser. Talented xD

[MissSzA1989]

why are you so funny?

[aalibingo]

Both the contestants are called Peter lol

[d007ization]

Seriously dude. Best satire ever

[gekkogotmoves]

fucking genius!...GENIUS.

[CrabstickzWife]

LMFAO!

[doublebassmaster]

You can really sing!!

[EmoAliKat]

Brilliant Simon impersonation!

[void110]

Excellent satire.

[TheOpeneyes00]

Who else stood up when he asked if we were working out and to stand up? Who else slowly sat back down when he said "oh well I didn't see your stomach..."? And then laughed really hard when he said "big girl aren't you?"

[nekoninja1234]

i'm an old man and i don't know what i'm doing, i'm really old and i've got a funny hat, i'm an old man and i'm doing a silly dance. please someone stop me cuz it's embarrassing my family. they're all back home and are watching on the telly box<---real talent right there.

[SGfunnies]

@nekoninja1234 that is so fucking hilarious

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

omfg I died.

[suissetobacco]

SOOOO FUNNY! LOVED IT :)

[TheBuddingActress]

why are all the contestants called peter? :)

[theonlinegamer296]

c. definitively c

[teitgek]

no its because im fat xD

[ColourBall14]

big girl... i suppose about fifty persent of the time thats right

[middlearthhobbiton]

@ColourBall14 percent

[BerrySPN]

I think I have a collapsed lung after watching this. Old man Peter was BRILLIANT!

[SuperPurpleCanadian]

I answer B: Nana

[Rhianeee]

FIFE!!!!

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

soooo... for Britain, Americans are the equivalent of what black gangster wannabes are in America?

[SuperSkips]

@RobinHoodinSherwood In Britain, the colour of your skin is irrelevant to whether or not you are a gangsta wannabe. I'm not necessarily saying that you're racist, nor am I trying to start an argument, I'm merely pointing out that including 'black' in your description of someone attempting to be a 'gangsta' is unnecessary.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

@SuperSkips youre right, I kind of realized that afterwards, sorry to anyone i may have offended : /

[310BPM]

@RobinHoodinSherwood

wow racist.

[LadyAliceLou]

I've been redeemed!!!!

[MrCharliemorgan]

your videos are amazing x

[womblebella249]

This is just like the real thing!

[fionasowncovers4]

I SEE X-MEN :D

[larissa15q9654]

paused and 0:37... /om nom nom (straight from Brazil XD)...

[Windsorgirl14]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE!. Especially the American. *sigh* we are pretty predictable.

[2010msjd]

because I was lying on my back, when he started checking us out and saying we were fit, he was staring at my tits. When he said "you're a big girl" I smiled.

[jjoeshaw]

Antoine Deche :L

[TheLunarHorizon]

1:14 "lets have a look at the judges" that was the EXACT same expression as Dec or...Deche as you spell it ^^

[IMerkUXD]

I stood up

[lillozzylove]

ant: so would u like to perform infront of the queen?

contestant: oh gosh it would be such an honour

1 YEAR GOES BY AND THE WINNER OF BGT IS AT THE ROYAL VARIETY SHOW

dec: the queen couldnt make it (FOR THE 3RD TIME IN A ROW) so prince charles and camilla are here

[lillozzylove]

do ya no all this time when i watch britains got talent, im thinking the exact same as chris is, its sooo true isnt it

[MsClairebear15]

Damn, i've been trying to loose weight >.< lol

[J05huWa15h]

...someone wanna help me understand why that sock was wet?

[difolk]

@J05huWa15h Oh....my.......god! You seriously haven't understood why?

[chailatte727]

So true, so true

[Surf4Ever24]

why does the american seem so stupid?

oh wait...

[Thore124]

A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MCRGreen182]

This is so great! I love it!!:)

[littlebIuedreams]

"IVE BEEN REDEEMED"

[3dsTipsAndTricks1]

Why is the Queen just Gollum from Lord of The Rings?

[greenisle80]

LOL! Brilliant!xD

[emishepherdXD]

the awnser is C :D

[AnkhMorpork1]

Haha that pretty much sums it up!

[randomgirl22695]

I disagree unspecified Japanese outro man, I think Crabstickz videos are a perfectly good way to spend my timeru.

[Jemmybeans]

i love your voice!

[jude6156]

I think the answers shnsthsth...

[MrAbbyFitzpatrick]

im from fife haha xD

[GraxusRetaxus]

haa, both the contestants are called peter.

[LieselDraper]

you made me cry from laughing so hard

[SerenaImara]

holy f O.o add before youtube video says that Chuck Norris approves World of War Craft!

[BlackroseDN]

Do I see manga in the background?

[acw240]

haha the competition bit on the x factor was finish the lyrics...the answer was 'only girl in the world' and one of the options was 'only girl in the kitchen'. ahem. :P

[Finished2295]

Love how the fat guy is from Fife and yet doesn't have a scottish accent xD

[200Brittany]

A) water... than again. C) shnsthsth

[puppetgurl]

1:30 gorgeous eyes

[jadethesuperstar]

for one british human?.....wtf is there british dogs singing over there?

[Burre99]

fucking funny man.....lol, 5 of 5 from me!

[sparklyrainboww]

@dylanparker72 you're seriously asking that question?.. think about it babe...

[XOoFyreFlyoOX]

wow you can actually sing :D

[Miko1237]

Water!!!

YAS I'VE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChuckyAndTheRest]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH­AHA " im actually having trouble breathing, is it because you're nervous ? no it's because i'm fat " HAHAHAHAHA omygod 

[SuperMattyjay]

@EqualAndFree very funny;)

[RaynaOfSunshine]

HOLY SHIT YOUR VOICE.

[BlurryBlueOcean]

"This is control to backstage, can we get at least 5 pathetic people in a row please, so when the talented person comes in they looks really, really talented" ... so true XD XD

[1NEVBEAR1]

I love watching Crabstickz while eating Crab sticks :D

[TheSHlRTS]

You're so attractive.

[godsonlybegottencat]

You are a fat loser who can sing baby!

[iDoctorMoron]

I live in Fife... O.o.

[Aislinn735]

Holy fuck U ARE HILARIOUS!!!

[MrEpicJames]

BLOODY PASTA ADS!!!

[MsLosa23]

EPIC!

[LaurenFaithification]

You're hilarious!! i love your humour!!

[PureFunk13]

lol for America's Got Talent there's the mean British one, the sweet woman, and the comedian American.

[andrielisilien]

I love the fat loser :D

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

Antoine Deche. Haahahaha

[dmscdrumming]

i actually stood up. Oh Dear...

[nillie1234]

I love your posters :)

[xaliciabennettx]

boy; im actually having trouble breathing

interviewer; is that because your nervous

boy; no its cos i'm fat

haha :L

[milliej080]

You're actually hilarious. I don't understand why you don't have more viewers omg :')

Plus I met you at sitc, muahaha.

[ItsSoMedium]

umm...b?

[MrSandvitch]

Hehehe... It's funny 'cause he's fat :3

[SavannahPhotographic]

hahahaah this is spot on!!!

[GonzoPrincess71]

fuck ya Scott Pilgram! I love your video! 

[baratas]

No offense but the Queen sounds a lot like... Gollum.

[PhoenixFlammeus]

@baratas she looks like him too

[MrGWF26]

The answer is B htsgrrgsgr! Do I win?

[ryanwilk0]

"I've been redeemed!" =D

[grim0reaper]

lol it sounded like that guy on lord of the rings who says "my precious"

[GAusterberry]

LOL! Quality Man! :D

[TheDramaBomb]

THE ANSWER IS WATER OMG DO I WIN ???

[eitak1190]

No it's coz I'm fat...

[eitak1190]

Looooool

[Shinyiis]

I think this ranks as one of my favourite crabby bits!

[tokohama333]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH­

[Michelleisamazingful]

IVE BEEN REDEEMED!! nyeh heh.

[miss2481997]

that a spoon........why is this sock wet?

[zetaBmoon]

This simply makes my day.

[Shinyiis]

Your seriously brilliant! :)

[AdorableMe2000]

This is so funny!

[yourhandtwin]

Oh my god, OH MY GOD! I know this one! It's WATER! The answer is WATER!!! YES! yesssss..........

[mynameissarahred]

You, sir, are brilliant. <3

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Your guy from Fife doesnt sound very scottish

[sermeristic]

Subscribed!

Spot on - these talent shows are more about the judges than contestants and one thing that annoys me the most is the blatant staging - 'That was SHIT do you have another song (course you do because we made sure of it) >:D'

[LeeDidU]

wait. why would the sock be wet??

[idiscrim]

@LeeDidU we all know why its really wet ;P

[LeeDidU]

@idiscrim I ACTUALLY do not know why the sock is wet, can you please explain it to me

[mikemike8000]

@LeeDidU One word: masturbation

[jude6156]

@LeeDidU You'll find out, if you keep watching videos...

[sillysongification]

thumbs up if u realised that headmic was for an xbox :)

[itzcoolbeans]

@sillysongification omg

[tealsub]

You are GOOOD!!!

[jellyfishWOAH]

I never knew that Gollum and the Queen were the same person...

[jasminekhayati]

i realy realy wana do some videos with you :))) great job BRAVOO:)

[MyEvilGremlin]

LMFAO

[SmartStr33t]

was it C?

[lizzithelion]

the answer to that competition was definatley c, i just know it.

[lizzithelion]

Chris Poppins.

[lemonpartyhellyeah]

when the fat loser peter comes in what is the music over the top??? someone please tell me i have to know

[NORMALisafunnyword]

im leaning back, and at the beginning HE LOOKED RIGHT AT MY BELLY

[Rawrtastically]

fat.

yeh.

ugly.

yeh.

TALENTED.

:D

[liamis01177]

@Rawrtastically Hahahahahahaha replayed that so many times

[jaipskd100]

MARY POPPINS

[BbDemonic]

MAKE A TECHNO REMIX OF OLD GUY PART

[violinplayer101]

haha, go Mary Poppins!! :D lol