Chuck Norris Total Gym

[Xecutionner2K]

Chuck Norris can sell Total Gym products at -50% and +50 % at the same time.

[vigenlona]

is the total gym shaper the same as this? because i dont get i right now :S

[weegeetheplumer]

fake!!! chuck norris does not need to work out

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

His wife is pretty fine!

[MegaMrnike]

at 2:30 chuck Norris spit acid onto the floor. like if you get it

[boghdan2000]

chuck noris trains brazil jiujitsu, everybody know that, so he does not need any total gym shit, but if you don't do anything but drive and sit on ass all day you should at least have 15 minutes of total gym in the morning! for god sake human body is designed to run and chase dear through the woods all day, now we sit at the computer 12 hours and sleep the rest.how the f do you think you are not going to get sick and die? Americans don't realiz but computers&TV are the #1 cause of diabet

[JojoTheUnstoppable]

Chuck Norris doesn't like to work out, because that would involve limiting himself

[DecmanTrapper]

Chuck Norris' Fallout shelter contains 400 cans of Spam, 30 cases of Johny Walker Red and six total gyms

[Djrexda1]

@DecmanTrapper chuck norris is so though he needs nothing for a shelter better or niether a shelter

[fight4gipper1]

I think she wants to stay lean

[103488]

Where can i buy this btw i live in the u.k.

[TheColemanizer]

chuck norris's sperm could be used to heal cancer

[MsSusiePan]

@TheColemanizer His tears. To bad he never cried =\

[MrSouf36]

fuck chuck if he really was a god he came now to my house and smash my hand to the keyboardefnjcpiawenfcpiwsnbvpi­aWICFBNouicfnpIWCNFIadbcfioadn­cijwnd

[UnholyStyx]

The Total Gym was not made for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was made for the Total Gym!

[sapphire212112]

I got mine for 50% off from this site

bit.ly\totalgym

[Legion719]

Fun fact, he did the commercial for free. He had some health problems and they gave him several machines for free. So when they asked him for the commercial he didn't charge them. He's a good, honorable guy.

[pHARDable]

my father bought that like 15-20 years ago ;)

[mybluebelly]

Hello Mr.Norris! (that must be a Youtube first;-) Just want to say that this "machine" is the most versatile and userfriendly home gym system i have seen so far. I got the Total Gym 1000 back around 2000 even though i was a somewhat apprehensive..we all know where these things have a tendency to wind up..but i am happy to say that this machine is still being used more often than not, and is still a hit in my (almost;-) daily workout routine. NOT just sayin :-)

[GreatMindzDrinkAlike]

@mybluebelly Hey a fact on the Total Gym page said that 75% of people that bought a total gym since 1996 still use theirs to this day. I already ordered mine be here in a couple weeks I cant wait. 

[SynikaI]

Holy shit he is 66 in this video.

[CondemnedPatriot]

@SynikaI Chuck Norris only ages 35% as fast as the rest of us.

[emeca19]

Chuck Norri's wife lost her virginity after hearing the proposal

[motatoable]

@emeca19 same moment chuck open his mouth

[elef951]

After the workout of chuck norris the total gym is destroyed

[RandomUsername010]

Chuck Norris is Jesus with a Black Belt.

[horrorflesh]

1:36 Chuck Norris Dildoing himself in the machine....

[qwex11]

@horrorflesh You will die tomorrow due to a rock chuck norris threw at you from across the country.

[horrorflesh]

@qwex11 - chuck Norris uses all his time these days on the bible, so i do not worry. The chuck we used to know are no more. Sry to say kid. Its all over...Chucks gone... all we have is this weirdo in the video dildoing himself in the fitness machine.....

[IamaKinsey06]

@horrorflesh I would never buy anything pushed by Chuck Norris. He's a conservative wingnut Rethugnican, and all Rethugnicans are evil, corrupt, demonic, & congenital liars. Besides, Norris is too old to be working out. He might get a hernia, snap a bone, or accidentally pop his colostomy bag.

If he had any common sense at all, he'd get plastic surgery to fix his decayed face rather than wasting the little time he has left working out or reading his Bible.

[RUSTAN11]

Chuck Norris doesn't use total gym, total gym uses chuck Norris

[bangermccrusher]

They changed the original audio, what she really said in the beginnig was "people ask me all the time does my husband really work out on the total gym and I tell them, oh fuck no he is chuck norris!!"

[octoron85]

he is  71 yr wow

[TheJuggerking]

i saw ths today

[mryungyash]

chuck doesnt use it . it uses him

[SilentWalk18]

Total Gym is my bible, my quran :) Chuck norris is my religion. 

[MrRotkip]

its easy to explain why he doesnt work:

When you pull your arms forward, your body goes backwards, making it easier to move your arms because of the angle your body and arms make

[animegx45]

Everytime Chuck Norris works out, the Total Gym feels sore all over after.

[miciso666]

i want to stay lean and he mean nope bitch ruined the joke XD

[sonny12100]

ITS CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!

[sonny12100]

ITS CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!

[mark12130]

i used this for a couple months now and i got more muscles and tones it really works fast the main thing when you exercise you have to drink alot of fluids and eat right its not about the equitment that much but mainly its eating right

[mark12130]

my dad excersised on this machine for 2 months and he lost 45 pounds

[Davechow12]

You're a washed up has been, on TV selling Total Gyms.........

[sonny12100]

@Davechow12 and your gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon!

[soldier2975]

@Davechow12 and your gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon

[mrjakemole]

I am chuck fucking norris

[afarius]

Weak 

[Laszczka]

If a mortal like us would use total gym we would die from too much muscle stress.

[Bynkers83]

Fucking sell out

[13098519]

Simply put : Eat less/healthy you lose weight. Do these machines work? Yes, but they will NOT solve your fat ass problems INSTANTLY. Why? Because they brainwash you into thinking it does. Why do starving kids in Africa look like skin and bones? Because they CANT stuff their faces like YOU do. These machines work your muscles, but so does moving around period. The actual secret is to stop eating bullshit food on a consistent basis. All of you need to stop being so gullible.

[SargentMugen]

@13098519 Why is your username just a cluster of numbers?

[silverdragon147]

"you're a washed up has been on T.V selling Total Gym and you're gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon"

[SnuffX911]

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym an earthquake starts in japan

[FlashoutLive]

Stop conning us chuck!

[dushmaestro]

lmfao!! he looks like a monkey on this

[smallpeckerman]

Chuck norris a "husky bulky" bloke.Chuck doesn't have all that great shape IMO,but he seems a cool guy so....yeah good on him

[sclock2]

@smallpeckerman Well he is a martial artist so being too bulky probably was never his goal.

[smallpeckerman]

@sclock2 Good point

[ricecakkes]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups....he pushes the ground down!

[bread222]

lol yes. THIS is how you sell a product. Now we need a throwdown between the total gym and the flavour wave oven (advertised by mr.T)

[MrOxide17]

the machines that chuck norris used....is made from a star that went super nova....like Thor's hammer

[timsaurusrex]

im sorry chuck but you're selling total gyms on tv and you just seem like a washed up has been, please PLEASE do another good movie

[HighGuitarLover]

Listen how Gena Norris say "just try it"  2:31 ))))

[BadComenter]

This is a fail on chuck

[xxptlare2]

I will NOT buy Total Gym because that's what Almighty Chuck uses to work out.

I am simply not worthy.

[deadmanlyndon]

@xxptlare2 lol



[MrAdammassacre]

what happens in this video? my PC keeps randomly blowing up just as Chuck is about to talk :0

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

chuck norris was denied a boat ticket

the boat he was going on is known as the titanic

[axelfox980]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is missing.

[12EDN3CK]

Chuck Norris won that rap battle eh

[XDjames123]

you cure cancer with your tears ? well tell me chuck, how come you never sat down and cried on your career .

[hopefulbeef]

this is the shit. IT isnt like all the other scam late at night commercials. No editing involved

[TheFK93]

lol this is bullshit

[arbimd]

soming funny came to my head wen dat woman said lets show them wat we do

[nevawrong]

chuck norris is 71 years old,

he looks amazing,

[fraka899]

@nevawrong this was 10 years ago.

[nevawrong]

@fraka899

yeah, but dont he still look great even today ??

[TheUnicornslayer]

Rip Smashdude64

[chrispy313]

Chuck don't need muscles... hiss god powers are all that matters

[chrispy313]

Ya Chuck Has two 'cause he broke the first one

[smashdude64]

Chuck Norris Approved

[smashdude64]

Total Gym is a piece of crap It doesn't make you... wait someones at the door.

[SilverMahouShinobi]

@smashdude64 "and alas, smashdude64, who's been missing for 2 months, has been spotted in outer space on what appears to be a return course to earth.

There are clear roundhouse related injuries that we can make out, even from this vast distance and it can be presumed that some... unspeakable force sent him flying out of the solar system and back."

[smashdude64]

@SilverMahouShinobi Chuck roundhouse kicked me into space and I got sent into a windshield of a car. My face hurts like hell. Remember kids, don't say Total Gym is crap or Chuck Norris will roundhouse you into space,

[PilotRyanProductions]

@curbhash he does it to make the machine stronger

[Uv09]

66 people have died of negative vote

[jojo11590]

When CHUCK NORRIS works out. every session he shatters a total gym.

[Josue12hbk]

i have one of this...:D

[lars330]

Lol he's wearing a hair piece.

[TheClodfather]

The best piece of workout equipment ever, simply because of Chuck's endorsement

[Peoples17Champ]

@XDanial epic rap battles didnt send you here

Chuck Norris sent you here

[BrotherOfBullets]

chuck norris doesn't breath he chews up oxygen then spits it back out

[fillmorenyc1]

Chuck Norris kicks are so fast, they knock you out a day before he throws them.

[dlair121]

The reason chuck doesn't work out to much is cause the machine needs to rest so it won't collapse over the intense work outs chuck does

[billace90]

What would America be without Chuck Norris? Like Superman he fights for justice and the American way. But he is real!

[chris40539]

An asian man once ate 100 hotdogs in 30 mins not to be outdone, Chuck Norris ate 3 asian men in 3 seconds

[Anthonyk312]

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris. He also once killed a knife with a man.

[clicclac1029]

Chuck shits bowflexes

[iwannadonut23]

Chuck norris doesnt use the total gym... The total gym uses him

[directorlog]

He's wife is a hot milf!

[and1lirical]

@directorlog you still a live dude O.o?

[directorlog]

@and1lirical are you? lol

[and1lirical]

@directorlog i just saying, no one make a comment like that about chuck norris wife and is able to survive :P

[directorlog]

@and1lirical lol

[leobard]

@and1lirical actually, directorlog used an apostrophe at the "right" place saying: "he is wife is a hot milf", which probably translates to "if chuck norris is a wife, he would be a hot milf". that is the only explanation to explain that @directorlog still breathes and can comment here.

I just bought four total gyms, one for workout, two for my wife, and one will remain in the blister to raise its value.

[Huhmasta]

"i have to leave around 6 o clock in the morning to go to work" yeah we get ya chuck norris, "go to work" AKA kick some ass every morning. we understand

[RAWRCupcake1993]

Cant you ppl just stfu??? And a faggot is a bunch of wood btw it's not offensive if you think it is and btw you both are stupid punks that just want attention

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@PaulTM2991 just did bitch, whachu gonna do faggot

*LauGhS*

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

his old ass wife has a giant clit...



[AndyHarglesis]

@KCArmstrongXIIV You people need to learn female anatomy and LOGIC.

A clitoris can't stick out of clothing and point erected that long... a clit is too small!

They wouldn't ever get that big!

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@AndyHarglesis except it can

learn to troll, ugly faggot

[AndyHarglesis]

@KCArmstrongXIIV Look who's talking, punk. I know anatomy and logic.

You need to stop making a fool out of yourself.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@AndyHarglesis thats right faggot change ur picture

*LauGhS*

[AndyHarglesis]

@KCArmstrongXIIV I never changed my picture.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@AndyHarglesis the ugly faggot is still trying to talk to me

*LauGhS*

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@PaulTM2991 chuck norris sucks on obamas dick like all the redneck faggot trash, on ur knees

Hah Hah!

[Svin4y]

2:38 OMFG ! SHE'S GOT A DICK ! NOOOOOOOOOO !

[sk8erofawsome]

@XDanial yep

[zangatangring]

Chuck Norris doesn't work out; the total gym does.

[iWuvLawl]

When Chuck Farts Everyone Gets BLIND

[MaadDawg1]

A guy asked a Muslim: Why do ur girls cover up their body and hair? The Muslim guy smiled and got 2 sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one wrapped. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the guy: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one you will choose? The guy replied: The covered one. Then the Muslim said that's how we treat and see our women.

[MegaNightmare17]

ο jack norris γυμναζει το οργανο της γυμναστικής 

[AlgorithimGaming]

Does anyone have a tissue or napkin?

[sngdolp]

To get deals on gym equipment go to choiceconsumerbest

[rgs2654321]

Chuck Norris looks at the total work out gym and we get pumped!!! LOL

[ReidHarris7]

i am the new chuck norris... EVERYONE praise me! you are now my bitches! YOU! make me a sandwhich!

[SoerVolp]

Chuck could use that weird sledge-machiene to generate energie, so we do not need nuclear energie anymore!!! (oh.. wait... nuclear energie is safer than Norris energie... forget it...)

[ThreeNineNinetyFive]

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house can turn into a Total Gym

[BaubleRob]

Is this his real wife or just some scary saleswoman!?

[MrCN86]

@BaubleRob His real wife Gena Norris.

[fernandesfran]

Are these Arnold's real parents?

[werapespammers]

chuck norris can make ur mom impregnated just by winking at her

[sixfouimpala]

chuck norris can make a mute person say WHOA !

[TheEXpothead]

chuck norris doesn't have a black belt, he wears bruce lee around his waist

[zenoftw]

@TheEXpothead you mean the opposite

[gujuman2394]

@TheEXpothead

that my friend is a yellow belt

[gujuman2394]

@TheEXpothead

that my friend is a yellow belt

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@TheEXpothead Fuck no!

[eatmyass5]

chuck norris blows. hes not tough i can take him anyday. old creep.

[KOsyndicate]

@eatmyass5

you're the creep

[eatmyass5]

@KOsyndicate how so cause i can kick da bitches ass??

[KOsyndicate]

@eatmyass5

no because you take those jokes seriously

[eatmyass5]

@KOsyndicate why do you care faggot?

[KOsyndicate]

@eatmyass5

You asked, I gave you an answer ;)

You're calling me faggot, huh? Haha that's awesome

[H4113R025]

total gym changed my life, not only did i loose weight but total gym then proceeded to teach my kids algebra, renovate my house, and plant a beautiful garden. Unfortunately my total gym have somewhat taken over my life and currently my wife is filing for divorce after having an affair with total gym. Although i did loose weight at first the depression total gym caused afterward caused me to gain it all back, two fold.

[Mythmakers100]

chuck norris lost his virgenity befor his dad did

[Thalesyo]

This commercial is FAKE, we all know Chuck Norris works out spinning the planet slowly so we can have day and night.

[ripsawedcunt]

@Thalesyo spins the earth like a treadmill HAHAHA

[Thalesyo]

@Thalesyo And he does it with his right arm, while the left arm spins the sun around the earth.

[falloutfans95]

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a total gym.

[dopete20]

i love the todel gym

[jnwpse]

0:02 A woman named Gena Norris refers to Chuck Norris as "my husband"...and they expect me to believe that. If she was Chuck Norris wife she would've been dead a long time ago after her first physical encounter with him. Theres so much false advertising on these infomercials, but now they're just insulting my intelligence.

[MrCN86]

@jnwpse This is one of the most stupid comment I've ever read, seriously...

[Gex9z]

@jnwpse If that was a joke, LMAO, but if not: "In November 1998, he married former model Gena O'Kelley, born in 1963 and 23 years Norris' junior."

[Thalesyo]

Thank you Chuck Norris for not working out using your mind so we can see how it's done.

[dopete20]

i like that

[humpyhustler]

They would sell turds to a dunny.

[abcRebel]

He has 2 gym sets for another real reason, one for his arms and leggs, the other for his penis.

[11FotoFlame11]

Chuck Norris works out the Total Gym.

[dopete20]

ok



[bbbbbb222222]

where are your legs Chuck? oh thats right, you dont have any. you don't work them.

[fawnknudsen]

Total bullshit. Everything he did is wrong (too fast) and might even cause an injury. Not even talking about over-training. Okay, so he does 4 body parts in one exercise, whoopee. What happens the next day when he is all tore-up? Or is he going to be tore-up because the workout sucks? and, might cause a rotator-cuff injury!

Oh, "he wants to stay big!" Yeah, what massive arms doing that goofy movement that can threaten a rotator-cuff injury.

Horseshit and bullshit and goatshit.

[relcluse]

@fawnknudsen he is chuck norris.the footage is actually slowed down by 5x.

[fawnknudsen]

@relcluse That's rich! Good stuff.

[LPSNIPERKING]

@fawnknudsen ur gonna die

[fawnknudsen]

@LPSNIPERKING I believe we all are going to die, at some point.... Is this some rudimentary observation of yours? a harsh criticism of my own harsh criticism of Chuck Norris and the paltry Total Gym? Could you please clarify?

[Nithralas]

@fawnknudsen Yeah all true.. But that's what would happen with mortals, not Chuck Norris

[studiorobo]

The guy below will be stomped upon by the power of chuck norris

[bbbbbb222222]

thats ight, a "total gym" for a "total faggot" like him

[bleushift]

@bbbbbb222222 ohoh

be aware

chuck norris hears everything!