Poker Night at the Inventory Quotes - 01

[KonvictKitty]

Lol tycho is such a creep...

[DjMindz]

stakes will be 10.000 dullarss

is still my favorite quote

[Zolega89]

is there a version where they uncensored strong bad's fucked up shit man?

[xXNoobman444Xx]

@Zolega89 yes, you trun off the cencer.

[scout2468]

WTF is up with tycho and animals, what he said with the hedgehog creeped me out 0.0

[NeptuneMS385]

Sway

in

the

FUCKING WIND.

[GiratinaofFury]

Gygax Polyhedral... In other words, Tycho just played Dungeons and Dragons.

[GamingThroughLife]

Tycho is cool and calm, until animals come up in conversation then it's just never ending awkwardness

[kirbystarwarior]

I want this game. But not to play it. I want to laugh at their conversations.

[Dragonaushproduction]

tycho is such a naughty man XD

[smooshpopper2]

Tycho scares me.

[HistoryTwistedInc]

As an honest question, where could Heavy possibly implement Russian Literature in killing the BLU team?

[nwish425]

@HistoryTwistedInc "I know no one that can outsmart bullet"

[nemesisurvivorleon]

@HistoryTwistedInc describing how he killed them in an elegant way after the battle ends.

[Madcap1690]

ElasticSpider- If you liked Penny Arcade like the rest of us, you'd get the reference.

[Cathexis256]

damn heavy has a phd

[nwish425]

@Cathexis256 so he's Dr. Heavy Weapons Guy

[ElasticSpider]

I dont like penny arcade,but when did tycho become a furry?

[tkturner1]

@ElasticSpider not a furry.a zoophile

[WootmansayWOOT]

"I will make hat from you little bunny"

And thus Max's head was created.

[TheDestroyerComics]

strong bad is the funniest

[HadoukenDave]

Tycho is a perv

[TFBRO]

WHAT THE HELL IS SWAY

[REDSCOUT3]

Tycho is interested into animal porn!?!?!?

[TheCreatorOf4]

@REDSCOUT3 Something of the like, yes.

[SuperErinMan]

@7:27 ILL GIVE YOU 8 REFINED FOR THAT HAT

[somedudeatwalmart]

Tycho Rapes Giraffes and Hedgehogs. Whats next Rabbits? Better Run Max

[AceandSonic]

@somedudeatwalmart You mean Sonic,Shadow, or Silver.

[Mattie2013]

I will make hat from you, little bunny.

[hunterpossum]

I would never [DEFINETLY] hire max as a babysitter

[hunterpossum]

TYCHO IS FROM PENNY ARCADE, QUIT ASKING!¡!!!

[minimoose86]

Heavy has a PHD in Literature........WHAT!?

[clickerkid]

what's tycho from?

[JacktheTF2Guy]

@clickerkid penny arcade I think

[Catnomnom]

Tycho is wierd, But he is still one of my fav characters XD

[haahoo388]

i bet tycho yiifed himself on more than one occasion 

[MrCrossoverer]

Does every animal remind Tycho of his wife?

[snowninja7842]

Tycho sounds like the kind of person who'd fit in on FurAffinity.

[thegameboy001]

Custom made boolets

[mancak35]

I am sensing some zoophilia

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

Geez, I used to think of Thyco as the less creepy of the two...

[GarredHATES]

I know who Max and the Heavy are but who are the other fools.

[TheChrislikespie]

@GarredHATES strongbad from Homestar and tycho from penny arcade

[TheChrislikespie]

his imagination is agumented

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Tycho? Secret furry? What?

Max has the best expressions from this too, and heavy's comment "I will make hat from you little bunny!" Is legit due to the sam's severd head hat in tf2.

[CarmageddonHero]

You missed one. I have no fucking clue what triggered it but I beat Tycho when he went all in with a 2 pair and then he went to pull someting out of his pocket and Max, Heavy, and Strong Bad pulled their guns on him and he pulled out a chocolate bar.

[TheChrislikespie]

@CarmageddonHero strongbad has a gun?

[CarmageddonHero]

@TheChrislikespie Nunchuck gun. its a revolver with a nunchuk taped to it.

[TheChrislikespie]

@CarmageddonHero i cant find it on youtube :(

[CarmageddonHero]

@TheChrislikespie if i find it again ill upload it

[CarmageddonHero]

@TheChrislikespie actually i have a pic of it on my steam account. look at bowwowbuddy / ll Swaggeriffic ll pics

[KTKomedy2813]

I'd like to see a sequel to this game, with Dr. Nefarious, the Nostalgia Critic, Reznov, Phoney Bone and Lego Bob & Dave joining Max, Heavy, Strong Bad and Tycho in the mayhem of poker games of this kind.

[LosPlagas]

Just wanna get up there, and Sway in the Fucking wind!

[mkfan678]

Tycho is a little creepy, and really wants to have sex with animals

[roboticscreamskull]

The Heavy pondering the mysteries of life, Strong Bad and Max talking to each other and Tycho being... Tycho.

This is the best freaking game ever!

[RobinOlsen2011]

I have a retarded question. Where is Tycho from?

[Monoxx90CL]

@RobinOlsen2011 The webcomic Penny Arcade. It also had a couple of videogames based on it, available on Steam.

[Freakazoid529]

Nevermind

[Freakazoid529]

3:02=Sonic reference



[iTzStriker78]

tycho=pedo

[useraccount333]

@iTzStriker78

No, Tycho=bestiality.

[Edfan10]

One of the things I like most about Heavy is that he's one of those big guys that are also smarter than they look.

[youpissedyourpants]

strong bad is the tenth class!

[runepusher64]

whats so cool about poker night is that you learn theres personallity and there backstory

[charlietherealcat]

1:22 my reaction to tf2 being free

[xxjumalaxx]

heavy souns fail

[kirbman10]

@xxjumalaxx i don't know how one would soun something, but it is the same voice actor

[xxjumalaxx]

@kirbman10 yeah i know but i just cant get used to it and when i get i cant get use to the normal XP

[xxjumalaxx]

@kirbman10 fur bro

[SuperGT240]

I will make hat from you little bunny, Funny in TF2 theres a hat named Max's head... Its max's head

[linkfire809]

tycho wtf are you talking about???

[MarisaRodusky]

Tycho may be weird, but he is so awesome too.x3

[Gamepopper101]

Tycho what's wrong with you? O_O

[runepusher64]

@Gamepopper101 hhahaahahahaha i understand.

[toxictoad28]

6:40 

[honey68GAMER]

6:44 okay... that it akward.... Made me laugh my ass of though!

[Baracuss1]

Heavy has a PHD? o.O

[jjzgamer]

"I do not like this jibblies!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[leefishcake1]

so wait heavy is a genius just doesn't speak english

[Left4DeathInFire]

@leefishcake1 He is a RUSSIAN Genius. Thats probably why he doesn't speak English to well.

[leefishcake1]

does strong bad remind anyone of cartmen from southpark?

[PuReDuDe97]

they need elis he would love this lol

[KyubiStewie]

Tycho sounded better in my head for some reason, this voice doesn't seem to fit well for me. :/

[LADFGDSU]

whats with the creepy dude who seems to like animals too much?

[otaking3582]

Wow, Sonic reference!

[typomanbros]

So does our website, Bozo. [Aside Glance] And so does Bozo's website.

I lol'd

[MultiJarate]

Can somone tell me in wich part is the:" Im gonna make a hat out of you" quote in ?

(if it is there)

[lionprowl]

@MultiJarate 8:20

[MrTechnoman6006]

I am hungry for sandvich! Well order a sandvich man

I can not have sandvich, it makes me unstobbalbe killing machine.

*O_O* Ma-Maybe just a water.....

[sonictom95]

@MrTechnoman6006 who is tycho i seen him appera on a game what is that game called

[MrTechnoman6006]

@sonictom95 Not sure, I never seen tycho either on any games only poker night first time i saw him =/ sorry mate

[sonictom95]

@MrTechnoman6006 oh and if u have team fortress 2 mybe we could have a round or just play popular servers

[MrTechnoman6006]

@sonictom95 Sure :D add me on steam my username is just Sonny and my gamer picture on it is 2 guys from daft punk with the helmets on and it says on the bottom DAFT PUNK add me

[sonictom95]

@MrTechnoman6006 k ill add u later on today k ill have to wait 11houres for tf2 download

[sonictom95]

@sonictom95 hey add me on youtube the new site is a bit hard to get used to

[LurkSAR]

PhD. Heavy Weapons Guy.

[armorhide406]

simulations? masturbation anyone?

[ShipWreckAndHaloFan]

@doger481 actually those are crayons.

[thenewgeogzm]

heavy's voice seems poor here

[vShadowWARRIORv]

@thenewgeogzm Its his voice when hes not angry

[zoozaful]

Heavy smiles like a retard here.

[azazp2]

is that the actual heavy voice? it sounds different i dont know why

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@azazp2 It is the same voice actor.

[DarkestDion]

@azazp2 He uses his indoor voice, like in Meet the Heavy.

[lionprowl]

I can't really think of a good comment for what happened to the 12 dislikers. Seen 'em all on here...

[MegaE25]

6:42 thats what i expected some one to do when he was talking about the hedgehog.

[TheBlackYousa]

"So does our site [get millions of hits]!"

Yeah, before it died.

[toSTONEiGO]

i bought this game for 4.50, and i coulda just listened to thease lines and traded for the items

[DestroPrime82]

1:22 The moment i realised what TF2 was really about :(

[Klonoahedgehog]

6:27 I had the same reaction Max.

[yoyokittycatlol]

This needs a number 2 :D

[guitarman994]

Tycho is a hobnocker

[saimizz]

10th class is that with gloves i dont know hes name :D

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

@saimizz THOSE. ARE. HIS. HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!11!

[Aflay1]

I only know heavy, seen Sam in previews, and heard of Tycho and Strongbad, and I like this already.

[14tbates]

Clean Sasha, Use Sasha, Clean Sasha again

Proper Maintenance is crucial

And I collect old coins.

Ah a fellow numismatist!

Which I melt down to make custom bullets.

Of course you do.

One of the best conversations.

[Wing0Alchemist]

I share Strong Bad's distaste of Tycho.

No I am not biased...

Come to, the place where the tropical breezes blow!

[117Pax]

Can you still get this game?

[FSM1138]

XD I didn't know tycho was a furry.

[BeeziiFilms]

Hey tiny heavy. LOL

[MasacruRo]

this game is amazing XD

[Katcam007]

6:26 If it makes max go o.o it is way beyond fucked up

[Lollyholly99]

"I will make hat from you little bunny."

Then there was the Max's head.

[domo5671]

"how about i sit on your head and shoot guys"

NO THATS A USEFUL HAT

[snipingtacos12]

I don't know this crap! I just found out about this!

[TheSuperGamefreak]

if tycho does have "woman" then he must have a VERRRY open relationship

[thobby120]

@TheSuperGamefreak He is with Amy Ro-i mean.

[KajexFiredrake]

@TheSuperGamefreak What you're seeing is him off the fucking leash and having jumped the fence- humping every leg it sees.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@KajexFiredrake tycho's a dog then.

[snipingtacos12]

Is this a game

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@snipingtacos12 your kidding, right?

[omegasephiroth6789]

I finally understand why it cost over 400,000 dollars to fire that gun for twelve second. O_O

[shaneoinsaino210]

NIKO MY COUSIN

[kizdude12345]

I will make hat from you, little bunny.

[TokyoLover9]

Tycho is hella creepy when he talks about animals. Good thing Max is on the opposite side of the poker table... *shudders*

[CarmageddonHero]

You missed one of heavy's bust out quotes. When Strong Bad knocks him out he says "I am stupid, stupid, STUPID!"

[TheDFproject]

Tycho isn't from a game. He's from 'Penny Arcade' a web comic.

[CarmageddonHero]

What fucking game is Tycho from? o.o

[KraigTheMan]

@CarmageddonHero

He is not from a video game, he is from a web-comic called Penny Arcade

[CarmageddonHero]

@KraigTheMan Ah. I see.

[CarmageddonHero]

@KraigTheMan Oh and he is in a game on Steam. its an rpg.

[bunyoweb]

@KraigTheMan he is search on steam :D

[animefan809]

heavy has best job

[MarioIsaGreen]

6:42 Most priceless face remark ever

[mastershak3416]

SWAY IN THE FUCKING WIND

[shadowdragon06us]

would someone please deal the cards already

[akillyz2]

why doesn't heavy have strong bad's mask as a hat in TF2?

[ninjalanyards]

"Why don't I sit on your head and shoot guys?" Best quote ever.

I would love to have that wabbit defend me from spies and other enemies behind me by shooting them with a pistol or two, while I lay some carnage with my minigun.

They should really make him into a secondary weapon. It totally beats the Alien Swarm parasite, which sits on your head as if it was a throne to plan world domination atop.

[EchoBoomer1987]

Strong bad should be the 10th class!

[Rockerbro3371]

Tycho you smug bastard

[iceblaster123]

DAMN TYCHO,YOUS SCARY

[spidergiovy]

Oh god trolls vs furry sappin ma game geeez

[qiman2]

i think tycho's a furry.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 There's a difference between furry and bestiality.

[qiman2]

@fretless58

same thing.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 No. They aren't.

[qiman2]

@fretless58 yeah. is having sex with a soda machine any more acceptable than having sex with an anthropomorphic soda machine? no.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 Excuse me, but, that was one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

Are you saying there isn't a difference between having consensual sex with someone while in animal costumes, and raping a live animal?

And what if it was a soda machine? If it was in public, then no, that's public indecency. You're own soda machine in your house or someone in a soda machine costume? Fucking weird, but still more acceptable because it isn't breaking any laws.

[qiman2]

@fretless58

when did i say it wasn't consensual?

it's acceptable by the standards of some people, but not acceptable in the laws of nature. if you feel the urge to mate with something which has absolutely no possibility of bearing a child, then there's something fucked up with your mind, seeing as over billions of years we have found it most efficient to eat, sleep, and fuck. when you look at it right, the only reason our species exists is to spread and reproduce.

[qiman2]

@fretless58

i was running out of space, but i'd like to add that humans are one of the only species that has consensual sex. juuust sayin'.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 That just makes sticking your dick in an animal worse.

[qiman2]

@fretless58

and, it justifies WANTING to stick you dick in an animal? no.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 Furries are attracted to animals with humanlike qualities. A sexual urge they satisfy by having sex with PEOPLE in animal COSTUMES. Not ACTUAL animals. Having sex with an animal is bestiality, and it is a taboo. Last time I checked, no furry has been arrested for doing someone in an animal costume.

Hell, it isn't even a sexual thing for all of them. Just a small portion.

[qiman2]

@fretless58

stop trying to troll.

[fretless58]

@qiman2 You quite clearly don't know what trolling means, then. I'm not purposely trying to get you mad, I'm just correcting an incorrect stereotype you believe to be true. I know at least several people who are furries. Only one of them gets a stiffy from anthros. The others just happen to like anthropomorphic animals, cause they think they're cool.

[laughingfurry]

@fretless58

FUCK YEAH AND THANK YOU! Not just for the clearing up of people who consider anthropomorphic animals cool, but also for pointing out the facts of trolling.

[SoraOwnsAll8745]

Okay, now I know that Tycho is a major zoophiliac. Great to know.