LOL. At least there's an internal logic to that. In Die Hard 2, McClane can barely string a sentence together like he's suffered major fucking brain damage. It's a wonder the guy's running around firing guns, and not resting in a wheelchair, sipping food from a straw.
If you think about it eating pineapple actually is a far more logical sentence as you are much more likely to get injured eating the hard outer skin of a pineapple rather than a soft pu**y, i give credit to the britsh censors!!
@CanadianWalrus My parents used to let me play M-rated games and watching R-rated films. Never had any problems. Nowadays, they still do let me do this, it never alienated me.
Omg, and this is what I've been missing by waiting 3 years (which is about the length it appears on tv) after a movie comes out to watch it on tv? That is so lame.
ahaha you got an look in your eye like you haven't been fuzzed in a year and the chick looks at him like wtf you'resayin dude??? This shit is hilarious 5/5
Yup, nothing says ''we're trying to protect your kids'' like showing someone shoot another person and shortening the scene. No gore and no sound as the victim groans while being shot. Just point the gun, pull the trigger, and evil goes away, kids! YAY!
Anyway, the fact that this movie was ''made for TV'' actually makes it MORE disturbing. Just do violent things and close your eyes so you don't see blood or nasty things. Also, It's ok to kill someone as long as you call them a butcher.
@xaxie1 I've only seen Goodfellas once, & it was the TV edit. All the fucks were switched with freak, & anytime a violent scene was about to begin, they cut to a commercial break.
In here, the local tv showed the original at 21:00... But it was lame. The original english version is so freakin the best. It's on the top of my list near the rescue of private ryan
Tony wants to touch Elvira's pineapple but she won't let him make it, she'll just tell him to stick his head up his toilet. And that's because she isn't a chicken waiting to be plucked.
orsonwelles23 youyr an idiot i have the newest one i saw that seen like 40 times the bullet is still in it ON TVVVVVVVVVV it doesnt show it makes the sound and then etc
Why do they dub out all the profanities with goofy substitutes on American TV? If you watch this movie on Canadian TV everything is exactly as it was in the movie theater.
Tony wants to touch Elvira's pineapple but she won't let him make it, she'll just tell him to stick his head up his toilet. And that's because she isn't a chicken waiting to be plucked.
obama is to blame fuck that nigger ass cunt
Starwind18020 1 year ago
Itts ok to kill like 100 people but saying fuck is just totally of limits!
God bless the U S A!
bainshee 1 year ago
My tv version wasn't even censored
lacoste117 1 year ago
I just noticed at the censored babylon club scene, Tony attempts to light a cigar and but he gets pushed and it falls to the ground.
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
Scarface is the only man alive, who managed to cut himself with a pineapple
Boynky 1 year ago
I gets lots of pineapple and I eat it too
shawn863 1 year ago
man i saw the edited version on BET and they cut out more stuff than they showed here
Jokrd00d 1 year ago
LESBIAN!.. LAME BRAIN!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rebeccasaysrelax 1 year ago
Pusher.......really....PUSHER?! HUAAHAHAHAUHAUHAUAHUA
huaun 1 year ago
this is another movie that has to be watched unedited
sonofgong 1 year ago
I love how the music in the nightclub is different... in fact, it almost looks like the shot was an entirely different take.-
bkev93 1 year ago
Sticking your head up your toilet lol
LukeChucky 1 year ago
Dont fuck me tony dont you ever try to fuck me Dont fool me tony dont you ever try to fool me they forgot that one
Corleone2239 1 year ago
when scarface is edited half the movie is cut off
30diamond1984 1 year ago
YOU DIE, PUSHER!!!!!!
GodzillaXAbudAwwal 1 year ago
1:21 lol scarface dances like a winner
bobbob24able 1 year ago
A great big chicken just waiting to be plucked.
iCoffees 1 year ago
hmm... The scene in 1:10 looks different from the un edited version before that...
xaxie1 1 year ago
why dont try sticking ur up ur toilet??? all ovey this filthy place???a chicken waiting to get plucked!hahahahahahha
jomicvicious 1 year ago
Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating Pineapple? LoL.
jakesteven1980 1 year ago
Would there even be a point in having a TV edited version of Scarface? That would be the most butchered movie of all time-or shortest.
AlyssaQ420 1 year ago
Pineapple? If that's what it tastes like, you're fucking the wrong species mate.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
What a bunch of pineapples.
VaterOrlaag 1 year ago
"OK DROP DEAD hows that." You think i kill two kids and a woman, NOT THAT!!"
hahahahaha
qwertj1 1 year ago
"great big chicken waitin to get plucked!"
gardengrowsevenonefo 1 year ago
@gardengrowsevenonefo
LOL. At least there's an internal logic to that. In Die Hard 2, McClane can barely string a sentence together like he's suffered major fucking brain damage. It's a wonder the guy's running around firing guns, and not resting in a wheelchair, sipping food from a straw.
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
Who actually watches this movie on tv? Everybody that likes scarface has the movie on DVD.
nellemann47 1 year ago
eating pineapple that was freaking awesome!!!
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If you think about it eating pineapple actually is a far more logical sentence as you are much more likely to get injured eating the hard outer skin of a pineapple rather than a soft pu**y, i give credit to the britsh censors!!
yutubeiscock 1 year ago
OH MY GOD, They're showing this on BET on the 3rd and 4th.
Let the butchering begin
kchrules25k 1 year ago 2
This town's like a great big CHICKEN just waiting to be PLUCKED !
HAhahahaha
UnrealPharaoh 1 year ago 5
this town like a great big chicken just ready to be plucked. LOL
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago
lol great big chicken ready to be plucked
Axewhipe 1 year ago
@CanadianWalrus My parents used to let me play M-rated games and watching R-rated films. Never had any problems. Nowadays, they still do let me do this, it never alienated me.
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
Thank god for living in Canada. They weren't forced by the governement to re-dub the movie and make it into a shit-monster.
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
The biggest mystery here, why is an edited version of Rush Rush playing instead of She's On Fire? To make dubbing easier?
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
I'm tired of getting scars from eating pineapple so I'm gonna go home home and and pluck my chicken!
Seriously, FCC are a bunch of plucking lamebrains lol
Xemnashizzo 1 year ago 2
Eatin pineapple?
GlobalJargen 1 year ago
im gonna go stick my head up my toilet lulz!!!!!
shellcracker18 1 year ago
"this town like big great chicken" ??? CHICKEN?????? oh lawd
katodmx007 1 year ago
scarface came on last night on tv and it was not edited it was the normal version
hahahaha only in usa scarface is edited on tv
i live in the uk
BG55YXB 1 year ago
@BG55YXB Was it during the watershed? ( After 9:00 P.M ( atleast in Canada ), the watershed comes on. )
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
@MrCadefulp yeah it was during the watershed
BG55YXB 1 year ago
@BG55YXB Then it's normal. In Canada and the U.S, they do watersheds too, during which they can play the uncensored version.
MrCadefulp 1 year ago
lame brain?
thatmovieguy777 1 year ago
Where did you get your beuty scotts tough guy, eatin pinnapple?
329ljm10 1 year ago
"Ok, drop dead." is actually funnier. LOL!
hysangearring 1 year ago
YOU DIE PUSHER
niggaman 2 years ago 2
I LUV EATEN OUT SUM PINEAPPLE
g4ngzta420 2 years ago 5
Omg, and this is what I've been missing by waiting 3 years (which is about the length it appears on tv) after a movie comes out to watch it on tv? That is so lame.
themillenia 2 years ago
Whats the point of watching movies on TV anyway
Tacom4ster 2 years ago
@Tacom4ster
The Sound of Music goes for 4 and a half hours on tv. lol
TheNEWfilmfanatic99 1 year ago
@TheNEWfilmfanatic99 How lo ng is Ben Hur on TV
Tacom4ster 1 year ago
Probably two days. Lol
TheNEWfilmfanatic99 1 year ago
This towns like a chicken waitin to be plucked..LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tifflover 2 years ago 2
I'll never eat a pineapple again!
TheSparkles1989 2 years ago 2
ahaha you got an look in your eye like you haven't been fuzzed in a year and the chick looks at him like wtf you'resayin dude??? This shit is hilarious 5/5
recklesslife08 2 years ago 3
Lol... Lesbians...... :p
debaron2 2 years ago
Lamebrain...
LOL
MeanT241985 2 years ago
i was about to upload this bonus feature but i found it here so i wont.
i still remember. this town is a big old chicken thats waiting to get phucked. LOL.
perrybystorm012 2 years ago
Final edit: They inport weed instead of coke.
whalefish83 2 years ago
"Ok drop dead" instead of "ok fuck you" was hysterical
ftgpete 2 years ago 4
LOL 0:43 made me laugh. The way he fell so suddenly.
FeLizPC 2 years ago
1:09 looks and sounds like they remade that part of the movie. because the Babylon club looks different.
ShadeRyan 2 years ago
This town isn't like a big fat pussy, just waitin' to get fucked!! it's more like a big fat chicken wating to be... umm... Blocked??
Boynky 2 years ago
Plucked.
TheGlamazonFan 2 years ago
plucked
6OZZ6man6 2 years ago
Where'd you get that scar? Eating PINEAPPLE!??!?!
Jabajiba 2 years ago 54
oh cuba! -_-
Verd1m5 2 years ago
i olso watched two differnt versions
1.Tony at end dies Orginal (Falls to fountain pool)
2.Tony at end dies, not Orginal, well fall to0 pool fountain, but...The falls like Manequin not like in Orginal.
pawel1818 2 years ago
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Yup, nothing says ''we're trying to protect your kids'' like showing someone shoot another person and shortening the scene. No gore and no sound as the victim groans while being shot. Just point the gun, pull the trigger, and evil goes away, kids! YAY!
Anyway, the fact that this movie was ''made for TV'' actually makes it MORE disturbing. Just do violent things and close your eyes so you don't see blood or nasty things. Also, It's ok to kill someone as long as you call them a butcher.
geffrod 2 years ago
You die, BUTCHER!
KineticFrenetic 2 years ago
why is there a long pause at 1:11 to 1:17? :S
augamon 2 years ago 2
hehe tv....
a6z7a6z7 2 years ago
How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple man? No, this from when I was a kid - you should see the other guy.
muddwell 2 years ago 2
Well, how would you get a scar from eating p*ssy anyway?
ErichoTTA 2 years ago
@ErichoTTA
If the chick had razor blades in her pussy
jka12002redux 2 years ago
hahaha! I was still waiting to hear "you mother father!"
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humbertoramos 2 years ago
This is a crime against good taste.
geofree1984 2 years ago 3
Where did you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?
geofree1984 2 years ago 6
This must have been the longest censorship project in history! I mean, what an undertaking.
That would be like trying to overdub Richard Simmons to make him seem straight!!
metarika2 2 years ago 21
lol
pissedoffgamer 2 years ago
@metarika2 "That would be like trying to overdub Richard Simmons to make him seem straight!!"
Great idea for a viral video!
workingklass0 1 year ago
Nah, what about goodfellas or casino, now that would be the longest lol
xaxie1 1 year ago
@xaxie1 I've only seen Goodfellas once, & it was the TV edit. All the fucks were switched with freak, & anytime a violent scene was about to begin, they cut to a commercial break.
CardiohallPictures 1 year ago
Hahahah.... "eating pineapple"
zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl 2 years ago 2
this town is just like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked
Fricking genius
Farcry223 2 years ago 6
ROFL "okay drop dead hows that?" LOL
sagat1916120 2 years ago
omg are americans really this crazy!?! Did they really censor all of that? LOOOOOOOOL
BDLKRMBLHD 2 years ago 2
BDLKRMBLHD:
For network TV, yes - not when the movie is aired uninterrupted on a movie channel.
Napstrpsx 2 years ago 2
My favorite is "You die, pusher!". Were the censors not aware that the person saying this line was, himself, a drug dealer?!
starschwar 2 years ago
it's butcher
LepaTena 2 years ago
Oh. My mistake.
starschwar 2 years ago
I think it was, "You die, butcher!".
padraic2001eire 2 years ago
eating pineapple hahaah
jakal456 2 years ago 3
Pineapple was the best one. So bad, lol.
JunglesWOW 2 years ago
lame-brain.....LOL
MeanT241985 2 years ago
AAAHHAHAHA PINEAPPLE!
Mrster 2 years ago
classic OFCOM pussys
afbofficial 2 years ago
stickin your head up your TOILET
jtsportster 2 years ago
Why even bother to show a 3 hour film on TV that uses the f word over 200 times if it means re-dubbing half the movie?
levanyzzuf 2 years ago 8
Hey, José.......or whatever your name is. ;)
orsonwelles23 2 years ago
There's no funny without the great word: "fuck".
GNRTonyMontana 2 years ago
they don't do this in the uk when it's on tv, but LOL at the first one; "where'd you get the beauty scar from tough guy, eating pineapple?
cattyley 2 years ago 2
"This town like a great big chicken....just waitin' to be plucked"
CoyoteSiege2 2 years ago 6
In here, the local tv showed the original at 21:00... But it was lame. The original english version is so freakin the best. It's on the top of my list near the rescue of private ryan
endroo93 2 years ago
lmao i dnt need dat stuff in my life! you Die pusher! : P
Aliensoldier 2 years ago
I think he says butcher
Starwind18020 2 years ago
I totally loved how this was a featurette on the anniversary edition of the dvd.
Phamster92 2 years ago 3
1:11 man, Tony is a shitty dancer
MadMikeCarlucci 2 years ago
You die PUSHER !!!
XGranite 2 years ago 6
Wait...why was I voted down for saying that and corrected by somebody and you were voted up?
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
You stupid sucker you!
danlekhtman 2 years ago
Wow, American TV sucks.
maierjak 2 years ago
AHAHAHAH...this is so lollish...dis town like a great big chicken just waitin to be plucked...
McFlanker 2 years ago
chicken waiting too get plucked?
Krypticflask 2 years ago
I can't believe the editor didn't cut out :32 from the final film, he jolts as if he has been shot.
It was convincing enough that they used it as a substitute for the headshot in the TV version.
newhenpal123 2 years ago
lol i love the ay he dances
THEmiz908 2 years ago
is this serious? lol
Chopper232 2 years ago
Censorship loves turning good movies into comedies with all the editing & redubbing actors voices that they have to work on.
AuronTsubaki85 2 years ago 6
"where'd you get that scar tuff guy eating pussy?"
"where'd you get that scar tuff guy eating PINEAPPLE?"
FUCKING HILARIOUS
atlasperros 2 years ago 11
one word, PAINFUL
okayokayokayokayboh 2 years ago
why dont you try stickin your head up your TOILET
clynsvin123 2 years ago 5
lamebrain...wtf
piIlsbury15 2 years ago
Why can't American TV say the word Fuck, but allow other foul language? LMAO this was unwatchable.ll
sakibt 2 years ago 3
Tony wants to touch Elvira's pineapple but she won't let him make it, she'll just tell him to stick his head up his toilet. And that's because she isn't a chicken waiting to be plucked.
Man! This movie is so badass!
EazyMutaphukinE 2 years ago 18
tv edits the 4kids of the american cinema
tylerluvsallie 2 years ago
orsonwelles23 youyr an idiot i have the newest one i saw that seen like 40 times the bullet is still in it ON TVVVVVVVVVV it doesnt show it makes the sound and then etc
colombian12345678910 2 years ago
what was the difference on the one where he shoots the guy in the street
nazisupermanrapist 3 years ago
In the original there's a shot of the bullet hole in his head. In the edited version is cuts from Tony shooting to him jumping in the car.
orsonwelles23 3 years ago
o thanks i was paying attention to what they were saying more because i thought it would have dialouge change
nazisupermanrapist 3 years ago
eatin pineapple! thats just sad
nazisupermanrapist 3 years ago
haha try sticking your head up your toilet, that's just classic !
MrMurray888 3 years ago 5
lololololol! 0:50
rozMexicano13 3 years ago
...lesbian
....lamebrain
Pwnzerfaustz56 3 years ago
gues manny was a 3 stooges fan. ;-)
jka12002redux 2 years ago
Lol at the end " DIE BUTTON PUSHER " xD Win!
deathward4 3 years ago 9
You know the only reason Elvira won't let tony touch her pineapple is obviously because shes a....lame brain
gbert3323 3 years ago 8
lol
caelean1 3 years ago
Speaking of, I got some chicken to pluck. I'm gonna pluck that chicken all night.
RushInNinja 3 years ago 6
Yees.. A pineapple to eat.
TonyEzepi 3 years ago 6
You got that right, aint nothing like eating pineapple.
RushInNinja 3 years ago 4
Try not to get a scar eating it.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago 9
Yeah, your probably right. I already have enough beauty scars already from eating pineapple. Maybe I should just stick with plucking chicken.
RushInNinja 3 years ago 2
Why do they dub out all the profanities with goofy substitutes on American TV? If you watch this movie on Canadian TV everything is exactly as it was in the movie theater.
starwarsrebel2006 3 years ago 2
Christianity took over America and everything has to be safe "for the Christian children's ears"
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Tony wants to touch Elvira's pineapple but she won't let him make it, she'll just tell him to stick his head up his toilet. And that's because she isn't a chicken waiting to be plucked.
Man! This movie is so badass!
EazyMutaphukinE 3 years ago 10
The disco scene with Pfeiffer was longer in the TV version than the cinema or dvd version.
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TubeYou127 3 years ago
haha stick your head up your toilet
mickiew4 3 years ago 3
"Like a great big chicken, waiting to get plucked" HAAAAhahahahaha
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lol it rhymes
kristofor12345 3 years ago
This dub is not bad at all compared to Die Hard 2's which was flat out terrible.
BiGRiCeD 3 years ago
shit :/
scarfacekk 3 years ago
The only screwed up thing I hated they took out the hole Gun scene in the T.V. version.
Corleone2239 3 years ago
Were did you get that beauty scar though guy eating pineapple.
Corleone2239 3 years ago 5
HahAHaha head up your toilet
Telfordxz 3 years ago 2
I'm sure they got Al to redub it.
Jordy216 3 years ago 4
How do you get a scar like that from eating pussy anyway? unless... it's a... fuckin... razor pussy... or something like that.
eskimofo89 3 years ago
rape?
mikhailr13 3 years ago 2
I believe that's the point. Eating pussy is a normal, harmless pasttime. Whatever he did to get the scar is not.
burrhugh 3 years ago 2
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no dude, you missed the point. I was talking about a razor pussy... or something like that
eskimofo89 3 years ago
No its: ok... drop dead
gtasanandreasmaster1 3 years ago
"OK DROP THAT..HOWS THAT".....LUV IT
ocfan88 3 years ago
The ending scene, when they're following the car to bomb it... remake that entire scene where he says "Fuck" 100000 times, and you win an Xbox360. ;p
4/5.
Circle4 3 years ago
is this shit for reall ..?
that pieces u showed are fucked with that lines like Jagguar20 Kpob03 u2knetwork commented about...
tv versions are fuckin lame man still i rate 5stars for this one
Weedsmoker66 3 years ago
LMAO "Eating pineapple?" what a big difference!
Jagguar20 3 years ago 9
I lost half my face in a nasty pineapple incident. It's nice to see TV highlighting the dangerous plight of such a fruit...
RudryDJ 3 years ago 10
why don't you try sticking your head up your ass?
edit: why don't you try sticking your head up your toilet?
WTF?! XD
Kpob03 3 years ago 9
at 01:15 thats just a odd scene , she acted like she didn't know her lines or something lol.
u2knetwork 3 years ago 4
thanks for this man, I've been looking for this version!
emokiller907 3 years ago