Russell Peters: Can't Find Clothes in China

[MrBedh]

how about a 8..?

[pilarq]

This is totally inaccurate. He's making most of this up. I lived in China and am a big woman. In Beijing, the malls have clothes for people of all sizes.

BTW, isn't Yao Ming the Shaq of China?

[ShlapadonkeyStudios]

@pilarq different times... china has changed a lot, he probably went there in the 80s or 90s

[Maneater623]

@pilarq he was joking. he's a comedian.

[StEaLtHmAcHiNe95]

@pilarq Why are you here? Seriously? Of course China has clothes for people all sizes you fucking idiot, its a joke! Why do people like you watch videos like this! Retard

[pilarq]

@StEaLtHmAcHiNe95 I usually don't reply to people who lose it, but I'd like to remind you to take your meds. I assume you have Tourette's Syndrome because of your outbursts and incoherence.

For other responders who are on their meds or don't require them, this is an old and boring joke. There are many other far less tired jokes that would work. I usually think Russell Peters is funny, but this joke was lame.

[ilovederek238]

LMFAOO.

"HOW CANT I FIND CLOTHES IN CHINA?! ISNT IT MADE THERE?!" xD

[MrLukelijou]

@TheShakethebake : Its perspire

[whalesroc168]

thats how canadians smell. yeah right "shaq".



[carlisleissohot13345]

sooo funny



[naveedk65]

like this if you still watch this in 2012

[rminitials]

lmaoooo awesome standup

[billydakid3]

How can i NOT buy my size there ........ isn't everything made there ? XD

[kalel1290]

russel has no integrity

[spikydudekingster]

As a brown man...We hate our deodorant!

[funkifyashley]

Man this guy is joookes.

[Rapatz100]

finally somebody took it up. Indians smell like sweat all the time!

[mark95427]

are you serious? many chinese people actually have very tall genes. it varies though. many chinese people are small.

[TheThingie123]

"We expire quicker than other people?" Fellow Indian bro... it's PERSPIRE :P

[TheShakethenbake]

@TheThingie123 its-respire

[TheThingie123]

@TheShakethenbake woops sorry :P

[Tycooniak]

@TheShakethenbake Actually @TheThingie123 was right, its perspire not respire. Next time don't correct someone if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[tximeleta35]

I mean America as a continent, not only the country ;)

[tximeleta35]

It,s amazing for me as european,see so many diferent cultures in one country.People from all over the world, living together in a fantastic mixture....i guess that,s America´s base.

(this guy is fantastic, very funny).Greetings. Ana.

[claudeleason]

This story is totally weaved by someone who's never been to China.

[xXHalisXx]

thats so true!!! in china, they dont have choes bigger than size 39! LOOL

[bnza10]

@xXHalisXx thats not true. there are. you just need to look around more. there are small stores in china that can do custom wear and can make it for you on the spot if you they don't have what you are looking for.

[TheKekminator]

53 ppl dont use deodorant

[Treegona]

they lost my stuff on the way to southern France. they lost my bag, filled with clothing and underwear ('n stuff) on the way to France. should I fear for the sanity of my underwear now?

[aylajj]

y didn't u wash the clothes :p

[tranle23]

"How can I not find clothes in China?? ISN'T EVERYTHING MADE THERE??" LMAOOO

[ADM6695]

360p is HD in india

[sozuruQ2]

wow...this video was made FOUR years ago!!

...that's like one million YouTube years....

o.O

[gussyfoolsday]

I'm an American living in Beijing, I feel for him. Poor brown man. HEHE

[Soccer4life961]

loosee some weight fatboy! hahahahahaaaa

[Thedotamaster12]

@Soccer4life961 you mad bro?

[Soccer4life961]

@Thedotamaster12 wtf? i was just quoting russel peters.....

fail..

[whelbert865]

@zain844 it means when you expire like food or somethin' you'll smell ripe. ripe means you stink. it was meant for picturesque speech.

[Zain844]

expire? i think he meant prespire expired means he's dead.

[BamBabyBrenda]

@Zain844 He means in the way he smells -__-

[peavydaspeady]

you need the fuckin DEODARANT

[psychedbelieber13]

NO! 36 IS TOO BIG!!

[cccc1305]

lose some weight fat boy!!

[wahinesurfergirl]

@cccc1305 Why don't YOU loose weight, and tell us, how it went.

[Fingerbang225]

@wahinesurfergirl he was just quotting the video dude

[SatoshiBatista]

how come he still had a discman in 2007?

[nellie2581]

No way! It should be easy to find clothes in China, everything is cheap there, my mom's cousin said

[1977daytona]

Stupid ads

[bakachikun]

"All in all, a good trip tho"... love the guy hahas!

[concetto19]

@theboilerrahimul i didn't see a 3:02 either

[TheBoilerRahimul]

did anyone else notice that there isn't a 3:02

[mobad1987]

36 IS TOO BIG!!!!!!! u're too fat, lose some weight fat boy

[TheTrueTheater]

was this recorded with a spoon

[detahdomo]

TOO FET

[Zain844]

expire? didnt he mean prespire?

expired means he was dead lol

[AnaheraSanchez]

This is so true

[kokowinnie]

The Chinese lost my cello once.

[iamfrommercury]

He made the shoe stuff up. 8 is American shoe size unit. In China we say 43, simillar to European shoe sizes.

[M45terMiNd]

@iamfrommercury

if he said 43 the audience probably wouldn't get it

[MrClownsweet]

@iamfrommercury well they still understand if you're looking for a size 10, it'a all labeled

[badfoody]

a discman?

[Woomasta]

@badfoody cd player

[jija0909]

WORKERS IN CHINA: WHO ARE WE SENDING THESE CLOTHINGS TO?

[bigwhiteguy91]

i think he means PERSPIRE not EXPIRE 1:15... so Indian people die faster so they stink and need deodorant to not stink... of course that makes sense LOL

[LeBronForTheWin]

For fuck's sake, for anyone using firefox, does the ad play then its done then the video starts and the sound of the ad is in teh background as if it's playing again while the video plays?

[xXPandaTsubasaXx]

@LeBronForTheWin ya that happens to me too sometimes. God I hate these stupid ads...

[LeBronForTheWin]

@xXPandaTsubasaXx ya i should install ad-blocker, I've been too lazy

[solajegs]

U shud have seen me in CHina. I'm 6'7" and size 16 american.

[bnza10]

half of what he said happened to me. i couldn't find a shirt that was larger than 2XL and i wear at least a 3XL or preferably 4XL. I would walk into a store and they would say, 'don't waste your time here, we don't have anything that fits you". i was thinking of going to china to get some cheap clothes and change my wardrobe but did not happen.

[xCoD4z]

if you're from china and offended by this clip, then.. you're Made in China ;D haha..

[KrisandAurelia]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!! LITERALLY! it sucked monkey balls

[holyawe2]

his accents are so good

[MsTsao]

U r shaq in China? Go fuck yourself!

[lucasm191]

@MsTsao stfu faggot

[MsTsao]

Bullshit! u r an indian after all! Stinks! Stinks!

[tepork123]

@MsTsao Wassup Racist?

[joyzer256001]

Let me tell you what happens to my people! we expire quicker than other people?

[noob123noobnoob]

lol china and beijing dont speak like that, probably bullshitting.

[ggarichun]

@noob123noobnoob

but chinese people speaks just like that...!! hahahaha 

[noob123noobnoob]

@ggarichun nah chinese don't speak like that bro, you should go out there...like really out there and listen.

[megaterminator10001]

WAiT, rthen where do sumo wrestlers go to buy clothes?? ?__?

[PunkoutPurple]

@megaterminator10001 Specially made I guess...

[ryukXsayu27]

@megaterminator10001 There are no Sumo wrestlers in China... Just in Japan and Mongolia.

[JChow7a]

And he can use that phrase to sue the airline that lost his suitcase on the way to China...."i don't fucking care, wo hen you qian!!!" LMFAO

[LittleTinyJamo]

Nice accents man

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

LOL "Buy 'lost luggage'" haha

[LovingtheGoodStuff]

he makes everyone of us have cantonese accent

[d5486]

I HATE THESE ADS!!!

[JChow7a]

@d5486 I know, I have to wait for 5 to 15 fucking seconds so I can click to skip these bullshits...I ain't interested...they waste my 15 seconds of my life time the most!!! ARGHHH~~~~

[JChow7a]

I hope we can flag these ads...lol

[FreakzillaZombie]

@d5486 Chuck Norris is to be after you....

[OhReallyNoWai]

It's true, bring lots of deodorant when going to China. The summer in both the north and south are hot as hell and you can hardly find any deodorant there. Chinese men don't use deodorant, they just roll their shirt up to their armpits.

[Z3NZ31]

Haha, Canto accent in Beijing fail...

[theothercanadian]

@Z3NZ31 Most storeowners in Beijing are from other parts of china anyway

[JChow7a]

@Z3NZ31 Yup, epic fail...XD

[Tycooniak]

@Z3NZ31 he's a comedian ffs.... don't take him seriously

[rune2609]

@championofcathay that means ur new brothers gonna be shit faced,coz abhishek jus humped ur mom u fucking racist 'bitch'

[johnflan27]

50 people dont use deaodorant xD

[JChow7a]

@johnflan27 they could be the retailers in Beijing...LOL

[PsychOMoE88]

"that smell is canadian" LOLLLL!!!

[Mezzdup]

@PsychOMoE88 fail at getting likes

[PsychOMoE88]

@Mezzdup no one said i gave a shit about "likes" youre just mad cuz youre a Smelly Canadian. LOLLL!!!

[Mezzdup]

@PsychOMoE88 Im not Canadian, infact Im not even from north or south america you you redneck yank. go suck beiber off.

[PsychOMoE88]

@Mezzdup LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U very very veryyy Angryyy Person. hahahahaha!!!! :D

[RamirezRoyalty]

@Mezzdup We gave beiber to Canada, we no longer claim him. They can use some of the publicity we have enough shit to deal with.

[JChow7a]

@PsychOMoE88 LOL~ OHHHH!!!!! HE MADE OF CANADIANS!!! HAHA

[forbearancezpc]

haha people in beijing dont speak like cantonese.

[Ovechkin81]

come back when you firty, firty-two da most!

[Knight12ify]

Then whats Shaq in China? God...

[PAYday699]

@Knight12ify godzilla

[noahabernard]

we expire, isn't it perspire?:P unless that was part of the comedy that i didnt understand

[specter2345]

@noahabernard

"we expire", like food that is past the expiry date, and therefore smells

[peanut3387]

o god you stink!!! hahahaha

[MrBananabart]

hey fat boy lose some weight? hahahaha

[nightmirror]

I bet that if I went to China they would say "Ahh! Godzilla! Go back to Japan!"

Then I'd say "Hey! ...I'm from America..."

Then the would say, "Ahh! King Kong! Go back to America!"

[Epicocitygaming]

@nightmirror WRONG lol its GOOOSIIILLLAAAAAAAA

[makpak]

@nightmirror lol

[obiwan84265123]

does anyone know what dvd this clip is from?

[Risto1910]

stop posting the best parts on the top comments u just ruin it for others

[Charmed3]

LMAO.. XD

[jasonpuckerberry]

No No No I just took a bath, im good.

YOU.NEED.THE.FUCKING.DEODARANT

[Smileyface4457]

How does he keep from laughing at his own jokes? xD

[KCHuang]

True shit. I'm a small or medium in the US, an XL in China :/

[emperornguyen]

@KCHuang haha man, i'm a medium in canada and a small in usa XD

[darkseclusion]

haha "that's how canadians smell"

[lzyjoy]

that is Cantonese accent !. mainland china speak mandarin!!!

[plsnothingbuttruth]

@lzyjoy Yeah i agree, this guy need to learn English with Mandarin accent now

[abs69]

ah man this is my favourite russell peters skit !

[milanilocool]

i swear to god that what happened to me when i went to china LMFAO

[mw3assassinator]

hello canadian no no no I am indian

[kingterenas565]

1777 people can't find their clothes on the way to china

[liliboop30]

lose some weight fay boy! LMFAO

[ronaldinho2171]

heyy guys go on DJ A.K - 100% To Remember The Name Hardstyles

[babyjennuine]

btw this is in reply to heelhook

[HeelHook123]

India Indians hella stink! LOL!

[babyjennuine]

LOL!!!! btw I'm not laughing with you.. I'm laughing at you.. you're an idiot.. this guy's a legend and funnier than you'll ever be. It's called a joke! Lighten up and stop being so emo!

[mokonalubsvic]

LOL "lose some weight, fat boy!" XDDD

[5sikh]

lol

[starshar]

relex dudes. he is jus trying to entertain and make us laugh. perhaps he is jut plain telling us on that particular shop that dosnt sell his size. thats all.

[ScottishxPatriot]

Indians do smell. well the ones that eat curry. it's because the smell and taste of the curry lingers in there pours and skin so it slowly excretes from them. same thing happens when you eat garlic.

[thisismynames]

Totally agree, it's totally disgusting.

[gaganmukesh]

Oh... Thanks for enlightening.... I never knew this that curry goes to skin without being getting digested.

Infact I should check my blood group .... May be it has curry flowing in it.

[miroyo]

LOL. everything was funny except the shoe size part ;x since there's no such thing as "size 8" in china. They measure by cms? or a different metric system. size 8 would be around size 38 - 40 in china.

[donatas01]

how about they do! in lithuania i lived 13 years never heard some1 to measure in diferent sizes than european. so then i moved england and came on holiday when i needed shoes i just said size 10 (english measure) and they just gave me. so on most of the soes there is many diferend size measures... so all of it was funny ;P

[miroyo]

no actually i've lived in china for 8 years of my life. I've been ther asked them for American sizes since i no longer knew my chinese size after the years and they had no idea what i meant when i said size 8. Your argument is quite weak. that's like arguing with me over what kind of icecream flavor i like to eat. How would you know? ;x

[finzizi]

Indian really do smell..even from 10m away!!

[formless777]

Armenians hold the record though. The weak human nose can smell Armenians at 500m, and your eyes begin to water at 10m. They will render you unconscious at 1m. And that is the evolutionary advantage that allows them to breed successfully. I understand it is a matter of National pride to Armenians that they are the stinkiest people on Earth.

[annekamajhi]

i m startin 2 find him hot, i luv his smile!

[amanbatra55]

ur wierd ass fuck. lol

[annekamajhi]

back off! its my business who i like! i I look at the personality and i know u have got nothing better 2 look at den da ass of da gurl!! if u reply me back den n u r a ........

[musiclovepassion]

hahaha yes that part was hilarious

[omgihavenoidea]

oh man, i love the 2nd to the last line!! xD

"how can you not find clothes in china? isn't everything MADE there?"

[Mj0Skyver]

The emphasis on deodorant = Hilarious xDDD

[VanillaSponk]

He really isn't that fat :P

But, that was jokes :D

[mytubebaby2007]

chiense don't speak english that way!

[whaththeeee]

YES THEY DO

[drawingmaniac21]

umm..yes they do. I'm chinese..I would know.

[rwong4]

that's Cantonese accent. Only in Hong Kong.

[drawingmaniac21]

ROFL my parents are Cantonese. You definitely don't have Cantonese parents because my parents ..live in America, and no, they're not in Hong Kong, and yet they have that accent. SO yes, it's Cantonese (durr, motherfucker), and no, I don't live in Hong Kong.

[ABHISHEKMHT4]

@drawingmaniac21 and your mouth stinks you chinese ppl eat shitty food

[championofcathay]

@ABHISHEKMHT4 you diaper-heads have shit-colored faces and shit-colored food. Only your whole selves stink differently: like curry AND shit.

[stargirllilac]

they do

you are a funny