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  • wow horrible im indian n i could do a better arab accent

  • this is just retadedly retarded

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  • fucking india ugly and poor i see fucking india people in uae only want money money hahahahaha you go to usa 4 money

  • @baniyas2011 dude u r an idiot im from kwt we have indian "looking for money as well" and dude thy rock i love them there no diff btween us,u r such a kid

  • Darth Vader called and he wants his light saber back..oh wait that's the dislike bar LOL

  • you do anything to hurt my daugther and we boooot die

  • Why do you want to date ? Won't your parents execute you or burn you ? and on top of all that DATING ISN'T ALLOWED IN ISLAM

    *poker face*

  • no one want to date you because your an ugly .not because your an arab damn i will date a dog Rather then you loooooooooool i am an arab :D

  • s i c k j e w i s h

  • no one want to date you because your an ugly .not because your an arab

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  • @specialglow

    you are a silly person, why would she lie about that. why would anyone lie to be an Arab. They are garbage of this world

  • @LifeIsSillyIndeed I'm sorry Forget About what i said I don't know if She is or isn't i don't even Care! anymore I Speak too soon too much Im Deleting My Stupid comment.

  • @LifeIsSillyIndeed yah and this is coming from the garbage ? cuz you would know since you been there ay asshole? guess what asshole if you your history we gave birth to the world your people were still finding ways to come out of thier caves and we were already sophisticating the world, but guess your a redneck whos never been to school who wouldent know other wise..

  • @LifeIsSillyIndeed racist, and i dont se why you couldnt be garbage, arabs differs, and there are some hot arabs out there, women, that if one of them tells me to cut u in pieces, i will do it with no hesitations. not that am agressiv or violent, because she's hot and youre not, you're just a fuckin nazi, a good nazi is a dead nazi. and stop hidding behind all the terrorism crap, 2001 till 2004 perhaps, after that, only racist cockroaches talk like u do. BIATCH!

  • wtf is she talking about? if i was dating id be the one in trouble

  • Where's her burka?

  • she sounds jewish imatating an arab.

  • Why does she have a Jewsish accent and look like one?

  • @Ne0mega because they are related

  • The four wife thing is completely misunderstood, Listen to a muslim scholar speak about it for more information

  • habibti, anti jameela! and you are very funny. people, the accent is from brooklyn or something east coast. yahoodi don't own that accent any more then filastin. my father tell your father i have heart of gold and make you feel like true maalika. seriously, you're great (and jameela too).

  • hey guys hold the phone not all arabs are muslim so shush and listen to the nice lady .... oy vey

  • Her accent is jewish.

  • since you talk about dating problem, you have problem either they despise you or you don't date people you dream

  • islam=peaceful my ass

  • @simonrhee3123

    then do u think your comment show peace ? dont talk about what u dont just because you've heard of it , or because you read about it from people who hates it ;)

  • @SRA191 then do u think i just say this becoz i feel like it?...if this comment was bullshit..wouldn't u think i got a thumbs down or two?...islam and muslim,,fighting fighting....killing themselves...crushing a 5 yr old kids hand just coz he/she stole a peice of bread at a store?...very peaceful indeed

  • @simonrhee3123 did u see a 5 years kid who stole and his hand got cut !!!!

    I used to live in saudi for 19 years and I'v never seen it or heard of it !! BTW they dont cut the hand of kids..

    and if they cut a hand of an adult that means he stole for ((many times )) and in Islam you cant kill yourself

    because thats suicide and it leads to hell !! and there is no fight with no reason .. educate yourself and read .. byyyye

  • @SRA191 everything u say is wrong lol ..just coz u have never seen something doesn't mean it's not real..lol and just coz u havn't seen it does not prove anything lol who do u think u are...and they run over kids hand with a car...educate urself first 

  • @simonrhee3123

    I think that I'm SAUDI and all you said is wrong :D

    pleaaaaaaaaaase dont try teach me about my life LoooL

  • @SRA191 lol...well i guess your a fucking dumb saudi arn't ya?

  • @simonrhee3123

    No :)

    

  • @SRA191 okay:)

  • they don't date you cuz you are a fugly bitch.not cuz you are arab or a muslim.

  • New Yooaohkaaahhh

  • she is fucking ugly she is not funny ether lol 

  • she is Pakistani

  • Shame on whoever went out of their way to insult Helen and make things so personal. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we shouldn't be alive. Comedy cures hatred that people like you idiots spew. Keep it up Helen. You are so pretty... you are so beautiful. Would you go out with me?

    Oh wait!

  • she is not arab, dirty slut she is asian

  • "someone give it to him before he explodes! ... *silent moment* "

    i actually expected her to continue on with " and take half a building with him..."

  • This was truly lame!! @.@

    You sucked, sorry!

  • Clip= ok

    Comments= pfff

    A religion is as peaceful as you choose to interpret: to some the scriptures will say they should live peacefully and embrace any fellow human regardless of their belief, to others it'll say the same except the "embrace" will mean "capture and conversion by any means necessary"

    i.e.: Religions will be as peaceful as the followers choose them to be, thus never entirely peaceful.

    Respect the peaceful

    Oppose the violent

    Regardless of their Religion(within reason)

  • Hi Helen, I think you were cool. Good job!

  • so lame ! i watched other comedian like Ahmed ahmed and Aron kader and Maz jobrani .. and i love them they are hilarious, but ur not even funny ! look for something else to do !! maybe you'll be better somewhere else , but you're lame on the stage !

  • seriously i she is not insulting anyone it is comedy and it's funny and its true arabs are like that. Yes arabic people have the best poetry in the world but that doesn't mean that guys are reading arab poetry for every girl they want to date.

  • Mazen Jobrani, Ahmed Ahmed, and Aron Kader did the axis of evil tour and they made fun of their own cultures (Arab and Persian) and every one thought they were funny. They made fun of Arabs and Aranians and we all loved him. And here a young lady showcases her talent and all you people do is curse her. Shame on you all. By the way I am an Arab guy and I have no problem with this. And i wish helen all the best

  • This isn't even funny?

  • they should ban girls from comedy stand up

  • lame

  • This is great!! Thank you for taking the heat off us Norwegians for a bit. Good stuff.

  • hell!

    that's one creature I wouldn't want to date.

  • Helen, this is an awesome but of comedy. Much love.

    Sincerely,

    An Arab Lady

  • @Helenmaalik this was hilarious. great job!

  • I like you??? YOU ARE PRETTY???????? who says that?? you must have been in a mental institution getting treatment when you met that guy... I see ur out now, but he'll probably be there for a longgggggggggg time until he could distinguish between a chick and a baboon!

  • lol i dont think her problem was that shes arab... its that face and that voice JESUS

  • I'm muslim, I understand this is comedy, yet people may take this seriously they're giving muslims bad names what with all the terrorism talk etc

  • excuse me Muslims don't have any kind of curses btw they're the sweetest people ever the cleanest the most smartest people i ever known Much love from Germany

  • @sara69soso thank you for putting a good word on Muslims & i love the Germans "im an engineer so i respect German ingenuity" and as a people..you are the sweetest greetings from Egypt

  • lolmao this is hilarious jamila

  • I wonder who would date her other than blind guys

  • Hahahaha fighting over the sex, "You do it. No honey I think it's your turn!"

  • this was hilarious ... keep it up. 

  • That was hillarious !! Loved it ! Double like :D !

    ... To all the haters, go hate somewhere else :) this is stand-up COMEDY. get with the program.

    Helen, keep doing what you're doing (Y)

  • @bgmctnr

    very nice comment mashAllah

  • Hi Helen:

    Very funny and very good, I'm muslim...kind of :)

    and found this really hilarious...

    Keep up the good work!

    Farooq Malik!

  • poor thing u have so many dislikes , i actually thought u were funny :)

    scrue the haters , i went to the comments excpecting islam haters

    , instead i saw muslim haters ,

    its just jokes people , get a life

    (im a muslim guy BTW , )

  • Damn guys, you all cry too much. I liked it, and I'm Muslim. Take the stick out of your asses and laugh at yourself.

  • @TehKilar1337

    yeah, no doubt!! its not like she was saying that all muslims are evil or that Islam is awful or anything like that. she's joking around - she a COMEDIAN. See the title? see where it says COMEDIAN?? See that part? idiots. get a grip. the losers who are posting those moronic comments are making arabs look like dumbasses who have no sense of humor. And she is doing the opposite! can you not see that? Allah give me strength!

  • Dear Helen,

    You shouldn't make fun about such a serious subject. what you are saying is not only wrong it also lets everybody think as Islam is a religion in which woman are less important. As a muslim and a citizen of The Republic of Turkey I am very proud of Arabs. Please, choose your jokes carefully and let people know what a wonderful religion Islam is, instead of making fun about it.

    I wish you the best for the rest of your career as comedian

    Greetings from Turkey (Turkiye)

  • I think cuz ur so nerdy looking that only the nerdy arabs hit on u.I know i would not ever say a pick up line like that.Second u talk about muslims having 4 wifes when u can't the # of boyfriends u had.Just to let u know 99% of arabs have one wife.

  • i thought this was funny

  • wow people need to stop being so mean, i think this is hilarious.... me a bowl of hummus and my dad in the background , so true lmao

  • Im not trying to be an ass ?

    Im arab and so I know this is not at ALL at ALL our pick up lines.

    We never hit on virgins, it's the other way around. Her being a virgin means she's a no-go or that I will have to pledge responsability afterwards o.O that steriotype about virgins is made in the US by israelis to redicule us

    Why don't you talk about reality ? have you ever been in an arab country ? Do u know that what u said is the same as what israelis say on their comedy shows

  • thats 100% wrong, arabs are known to be the BEST poets and the BEST sweet taking people in the world, so go fuk ur self, and offcourse no one will date u, didnt u look in the mirror?!?!?!?!

  • @helenmaalik yes i am, and u r too, so dont deny ur roots like stupid gay frenshies arabs... u R an ARAB!!!!

  • @helenmaalik

    Haha! Well said!

  • @mjhmjh9090 Not arabs middleeastern people in general

  • @swepa2

    good point!

  • @mjhmjh9090 You do realize of course that actions speak louder than words (typed or not). I think the skit was funny. People (those who don't possess narrow minds) actually get that this is JUST A JOKE and no, we (non-arabic people) are not lumping all ARAB MEN like that.

    Take a chill pill.

  • @mjhmjh9090 It is a comedy act, get over your self.

  • @mjhmjh9090 oh please, get over. If you cant take a joke, dont watch comedy.

  • @mjhmjh9090 spoken like a true poet

  • HAHAHAHA, Awesome humour! I'm musl and I'm not offended at all. We're liberal enough to know that if our men can date anyone they like, then so can our women.

    :D

  • not funny

  • oh  God you re so ugly ,put condom on your head and F your self .

  • @sokasha I totally agree. Cursing or say stupid sh*t to this Female comedian without comedy is useless, but her jokes are just as useless..

  • Ignore the haters.

  • LMAO! You're hilarious!

  • @waladqw

    Hilarious insult!

    ROFL at "get covered by fall leaves".

  • @helenmaalik Ohh I'm sorry I didn't mean to be mean and get you laughing. I wanted to hurt your feelings, I bet you will find this even more Hilarious cuz we both know you don't have feelings!

  • @waladqw

    gee, clearly your native tongue is English. hmmmm......I wonder if you're an Arab. hmmm...I wonder. but I have to admit, "get covered by fall leaves" was a scream. 

    Reading these comments is almost as funny as the comedy!! Well done Helen !!! :)

  • @Coppulor

    1- Wrong "Native tongue is human flesh". If your native tongue is English, then find your spot next to Helen and ask her for extra leaves. Beside she needs a company dying so horribly, but be careful she might have an interest in your corpse if you die first, cuz she's been waiting for years to couple any living or dead creature.

    2- Correct. Good wondering.

    Please feel free to be insulted, we're joking, Right Helen! I mean Helen has 4 eyes and one eyebrow stretching all over'em.

  • What a bitch She Insult  the arab guys and talking about not being virgin like its a joke Arab guys are the best bitch deal with it .oh.. and one thing muslim are NOT Terrorists .

  • oh fuck sake people she aint mulim she is A JEW

  • Helenmalik, SUCK A DICK, bitch.

  • :>) thank you!!

  • you beat up couple of guys at 8th grade hahahahaha XD

  • what about others insultin and cursin u? i think u'll accept that....with a smile to ur masters........arab huonor their wives while hopeless like U have nothin but Craaaap movin around with your bag sleeping at new bedrooms every day treated like homeless...how low.....

    .

  • @saweeeloo When you come back and can actually communicate in english,

    then and only then please feel free to contact me. If not, waste your time some where else :)

  • This is just not funny.

    I want my 1minute and 48 seconds back.

  • so that's why nobody dates you!

  • @hsafti That was cold.....

  • @bebemuna I don't know how is that cold when all I said is that at the end of the clip I realize why nobody dates her! Just my personal opinion.... when that is cold to you, then ......

  • @hsafti I meant it as a joke! what I meant to say was I was thinking about saying that myself , but I thought it might be too hursh. So when you said it i lmao and it made me feel a little guilty. Sorry if it came out a little wrong!

  • @bikingdoc

    our rights have been stripped away from us IN THE NAME OF "WAR ON TERROR" which never existed, cause they went there and started the fights with the ppl in there country, they fight back, u call them terrorists? that sad!! thats the world we came to... the US is gonna be a military state very soon, just sit and watch. unless u wake up and start knowing wats goin on around u. cooperates and banks and armies and NUCKss !!! and all the other weapons ZION has. But if u believe in god go

  • @bikingdoc

    My friend the west have been killin arabs in the area since the 30s, if u check the death tolls, u will come to find that we r 1.5 million ppl short to be even with ZION

    (ur system). I'm sorry but you are blinded and brain washed by the main stream media. Bin Ladin was created by the Zionests (and i refuse to say american, cause the american ppl know nothing) They invaded irq & couldnt find 1 guy in cave?? lol just to keep that fear in you. 911 was planed by gov. Wake up my friend

  • No wonder why they didnt wanna date u, look at ya :)

  • I dont know how the heck I arrived at this video, just clicking away randomly I guess, but i found myself really enjoying it, and Helen just seems lovely, all the best x

  • ROFL!!!

    To all the "Muslims" leaving comments "cursing" me, using such foul profanity. Keep it up, you're making yourselves look stupid.

  • @helenmaalik Insulting peoples culture and religion isn't very smart either. Yeah they might be a bit angry, but wouldn't you be if someone cracked jokes about your way of life? A sign of intelligence is some ones tolerance toward others.

  • @helenmaalik I aint arab but thats rude ... i mean like what if they said that to you what would you do hu? they didn't answer you they ignored u for god sake get a life stop being mean someday someone well say the same shit to you

  • @helenmaalik Christian ?

  • @helenmaalik  u make us look stupid ur a disgrace to us please never talk about us again

  • lol,u were good Helen!

  • @KuwaitiFunny

    I'm from Israel, she's arab.

  • @KuwaitiFunny : you are right

    fucking bitch ...dont know how to do comedy ..she is sick ..bitch...dont know anything about the religion and talking ....fucking bitch ..you are 100% not an arab ...you r a jew from israel...now fuck with whom yu meet today

  • fucking bitch ...dont know how to do comedy ..she is sick ..bitch...dont know anything about the religion and talking ....fucking bitch ..you are 100% not an arab ...you r a jew from israel...now fuck with whom yu meet today

  • @mdaltafurrahman Sweety, calm down your not helping muslims by going down to their level.... hold your temper, let Allah deal with them. Just be the bigger person, if go down to their level you'll be just as bad as them.

  • I am muslim , and i am proud to be muslim

    and i dont care about what others said about islam

    because i know my perfect religion

    islam= peaceful

  • she is not jewish you morons, she has a Brooklyn accents. Does because a Muslims speaks out against idiotic things that dumb arabs do, dont get offended, you guys open your minds a little, so people dont think negative things about you. Wallahi ana muslim, ba3ad and it doesnt offend me, its her opinion.

  • Arab men are beautiful. 

  • she proud to to be fucked b every man she meets but she refuses to get a natural marriage !!!! what americans

  • You guys really need to work on general knowledge. Arab is a race. There are Arab Christians and Arab Jews and Arab Muslims, so the argument about "she's an arab, no she's a freaking jew" is just idiotic. Sheesh.

  • she is an syrian-american, (arab) go look it up

  • @KuwaitiFunny YES she is a jewww bitch

  • she totally jewish

  • "You do it" lmao !

  • She is hot.

  • she's disrespecting !

    she's making arabs look i dont like her anymore  !!

  • fuck this jewish bitch who woude fuck her

  • not funny

  • Hey Doughnut Boy (or is it Goat Humper ): I have a great suggestion for you and your bomb-building Muslim buddies--if you're so "ashamed to be an American", why don't you just do us all a big favor and return to your desert tent. There you can have a good time, persecuting non-Muslims, stoning women you don't like (e.g. this comedienne), and persecuting gays and all non-Muslims. Anyone with even half a brain (obviously excludes you) realizes how hateful and destructive radical Islam is. .

  • ur a jew

  • filthy arabs no matter muslim or jew!

  • haha!!!! hilarious! 

  • 1:20 exactly! jk lol

  • Fucking whore.

  • LOL

  • I'm a Jew and I would date an Arab woman! Not all of us are like the Zionists.

  • This was awesome. I think it's great that someone is willing to give Muslims and Arabs some good-willed teasing. The only way that Muslims and Middle Easterners will be able to become fully integrated into Western society is if they're able to laugh at themselves, like every other group. People mock Christians with impunity, why shouldn't it be the same with Muslims? It's not like she was actually attacking the group, just poking fun at its idiosyncrasies.

  • she is so damn lame, and the people laughing at her dumb jokes are more lame!!! Shes a disgrace to stand up comedy

  • jeeez... if you're religious and u dont like the material, don;t watch! or if u want to be a religious zealot because its a woman saying the stuff too, which is also common... just don;t listen and leave bad comments. enjoy the comedy people, she's awesome, and i love that she is speaking out.. great work Helen :)

  • what a christian bitch

  • You know the face covering, or burkha isn't muslim. Hejab is. Face covering was with Arab women way before islam came along. Arab women had no rights then before and had to wear the veil. When islam came along... it said that you can wear only hejab, not cover your face and gave more rights to women. It was revolutionary for the time, even though they were not as much rights as today. I'm a muslim girl and i dont wear hejab and i rarely see burkas around in my country.

  • Oh for crying out loud!

  • She is Indian .

  • wow sounds like a brooklyn jew....lol

  • HAHA <3

  • she has the most annoying voice in the world.

  • She isn't arab

  • lame !! -_-

  • "u do anything to hurt my daughter and we both die" lmao

  • Stupid...

  • I thought she was pretty funny

  • None of you have ever done stand up comedy, so i'm sure she's not sweating it.

  • None of you have ever done stand up comedy, so i'm sure she's not sweating it.

  • hahaha ....

    really good

  • she's very stressed looool

  • funny girl!!! i like her...no complexes:)))

  • @scarab088

    im sorry but u r very stupid.. u just left the truth ...

    i dont care if u like islam or not..

    cuz God dont need u .. u need him fool ..

  • well thank you for your 2 cents and judgement. and i nee god, thats why i changed religion :)

  • im arabic i love it in i love islam too

  • @NnNn2012

    lol

  • your joining catholicism?

    its not a club dipshit.

  • come on we all like a stereo type jokes there funny we all like a good laugh, but come on dont get all racist on people just because of their backround

  • I think all the people posting insulting comments here are out of line. However, I also think that this kind of comedy perpetuates negative stereotypes. Making fun of accents or physical appearance is funny and probably no one would be offended by it. However, attributing violent behaviour and alluding to the Quran negatively are just close to racist. A distinction must be made between what is not arabs or muslims (being a terrorist for example) and what can be attributed to us (like an accent)

  • a) shes arab

    b) secularism is an amazing thing

    c) not all arabs are muslim (im proof)

    d) she sounds like Fran Drescher

  • @scarab088

    c) not all arabs are muslim (im proof)

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    what do u mean..thaz hurt 0_0

    im arab muslim and im proud about it ..

    most of arabs r muslims tho :)

    ..

    islam= peaceful

  • why are people making hateful comments? she's funny.

  • but it is true sometimes, when u think about the pick up lines for some guys :P