Top Gear BMW that needs no driver

[alecdepalect]

just press the button again

[LikableDesi]

LOL! imagine if the British had built this.."We didn't get it quit right..we just missed that..it will be there."

[mrkerpal2]

id be a bit worried too getting into that

[nojyt]

I'd like to know if they programmed speed and direction instructions into the car before the lap, or if the car worked it all out with SatNav alone. The first approach could be done by a monkey. The second approach would actually impress me.

[Chimera1138]

This is how i feel when my girlfriend drives.

[RoyZeed]

240p resolution should not be allowed on youtube!

[xRAMxDOD]

touch the brakes jeremy, youll definetly stop

[theslashmetal]

if this bmw is as dumb as the mercedes in this video:top gear the funniest top gear clip ever

you're not on time to work.

i have just one thing to say to jeremy clarson:"try to push the brake pedal to stop the car at the end of the test"perhaps it will stop the car

[SirAbdulle]

No Jeremy, British will never build a car like the Germans do. NEVER!

[kellogs345]

@SirAbdulle yes because they build with heart not with uptighted work!

[cobra1213]

i wanna see that car go around the nurburgring

[carreracaballo]

LOL . . . Quote Jeremy: "Imagine if the British would have built this . . . " & "I forgot to ask the man how to stop this . . . " :-D

Jeremy is simply the best car show moderator that the human race will ever witness ;-)

:-D

Greetz,

Joseph

[TheTotoro634]

AMAZING!!!

[KaliberDeutschland]

What an awesome invention. I like it!

[Noodllezzz]

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[antonioklb1]

brake please, BRAKE BRAKE!!!!!!! lmao

[steve9509]

wow this sucks. 

[emis62]

@steve9509 you suck..

[steve9509]

@emis62 your mom sucks to.. shes pretty damn good at it i must say

[MeReign]

too bad we have those here in soviet russia since the start of the soviet union

[calvooo]

so, what was the time?

[besttyler]

But can it beat the stig?

[Tiyath]

We already have machines fucking our wives. Never heard of a sybian before?

[RetardedAndRandomTV]

@KoreTSK IN THE US, YOU DRIVE CAR!

[TheFailblog07]

YEAH A ROBOT FACKS MY WIFE I NOW

[theGSi16valve]

If British made this, Clarkson would be dead long time ago

Any one agree?

[WNxRadeon]

what's the time? :P

[Freiheitvlc]

"you could even put this on an M3 if you really wanted to frighten yourself.... to DEAAAAAAATH!!!"

That made my day xD

[aninoutski]

nice shoes Jeremy :P

[cernij2]

what point of having bmw and you cnat eaven drive it ?

[craig9569]

probarbly go even faster without a fat man in it!

[megadriver6]

Cool! Autopilot - this will be good for women :D

Mercedes has autopilot concepts too.

[EvoPower2010]

@megadriver6 And Merc's autopilots are better ;)

[megadriver6]

@EvoPower2010: naturally :D

[bestisbmw]

EAT SHIT MERCEDES !! :D:D

[serdar255]

Its a BMW your supposed to drive it.

[bighands69]

@serdar255

that the beauty of human choice drive or dont drive.

[TheDzace]

Stig you're so Sack'd!!!

[reverendkrv]

so much for 'the ultimate driving machine' xD

VW done this with a gold a while back too :)

[gfistherp08]

I have to say, you wouldn't have to pay me to ride in that car. I would definitely take it for a spin. Oops! ! it can take me for a spin?

[shaheeneyal]

"hey , my car drives itself!"

-hey, learn to drive!

[Rocco2793]

Woow nice did ur mum help you with that come back ?

[MsFreddy14]

They should put that System onto a bugatti veyron

[respectable07]

This one is good when you are drunk :D

[Lockclock321]

@respectable07 Lol:D But they didn't think about the traffic lights...What happens when it's that freaking color that i hate?are you going to break or?

[khenry1991]

that had to of been nerve racking

[dunti21]

hahah... infinite loop

[EmeFan]

in soviet russia, car drives you

[0190Chantalle]

the sag is my sticked

[defragmantor1]

i m gonna be here for the rest of my life rofl !!!!!

[guitarmanaddi]

In soviet russia , car drives you

[Souljaslayer]

The stig is sacked

[waddleduckie1]

There is a driverless car already developed by Volkswagen. I looked at it, and its amazing from the peddle that operates on its own to the fact that it requires no effort to operate it.

[waddleduckie1]

This car works best with people who may be disabled..... This is such an amazing car.

[denyor80]

hehe, now i wanna go to nürburgring upload schumachers data and learn

[UrANeek100]

sik



[playskoolonacid]

leave it to bmw (the greatest) to build such a fantastic machine

[waxyweller]

This car is good for someone who drives to club and gets too drunk to come back home

[ineverrememberthese]

@queenzortje I think it's called R&D. Of course this isn't practical for the modern world, but such a thing could be the norm in 50 years, for all you know.

[costamellios16]

@queenzortje what if, you're an idiot. first of all this is an engineering marvel, and obviously they've thought of all your situations, and just incase you're totally blind.. did you not see that the track was damp as it was racing around? think before you speak next time, it really does make you seem like less of an idiot

[queenzortje]

@costamellios16 hmm you are actually wright.. i made this comment when i was a lil drunk.

[DevilsNightmare001]

They use it at the "Nordschleife" in Germany. It analyses your lap and driving style and shows you how it is done right afterwards... combining and optimizing professional drivers laptimes and driving lines.... scary sh*t

[Armixs]

IN Soviet Russia Car Drive YOU!

[Karnage542]

@Armixs LMFAO

[aymthebest]

STIG U R SACKED! U R SOOO SACKED !

Lol Jeremy predicted what happened lately :P

[dividad1]

well what was the time???

[iCheckVtec]

The Ultimate Driving Machine now doesn't need a driver? So now it's the Ultimate Driverless Machine?

[masetika]

The world is getting so lazy, that we will have machines that will fucks our wives

[LostSpartanFilms]

@masetika WELL! There already is haha.

[DetonatorYellow]

@masetika

There's a Word for that i Think its called the Internet.

[soton000]

@masetika these machines are here already

[thehornypuppy]

@masetika So we can go with the lover... :3

[masetika]

@thehornypuppy LOL that's when our wives get fat and ugly.

[Rocco2793]

@masetika do you have a wife to fuck ?

[masetika]

@Rocco2793 ASK YOUR MOM

[KinetiK138]

@masetika Where does the queue form?

[sheffieldmvp]

@masetika My name's "sex machine". When shall I come shag your wife?

[ivanlai0225]

@masetika i think we have that already its called a dildo

[MisAnnThorpe]

@masetika Sorry to be the bearer of bad new but this machine has already been invented many decades ago and what's more it does the job a lot better than you do!

[Micja001]

@masetika that allready exist -.-

[olaszibalint]

We already have

[kendigjl]

@masetika I am that machine.

[TheSoccerGoalkeeper]

"The Stig you are soooo sacked!"

[filipvelickovic]

what season and episode is this ?

[ibbong420]

Now put the active cruse control on it and put it on the road I'd trust it to drive next to me more then these idiots with cell phones

[Desmonddd2002]

to stop it dont you put like the Red button beside the air-vents

[Ycondaman]

Its obvious that actually it was Chuck Norris who drove the car using a RC!

[megapilot2000]

wir machen die besten autos in der welt!!!

[malenkoalex]

wow it is just super!

[GangstaDogg21]

BMW > Stig :D

[mrbeanaswell]

on N'a plus besoin d'un conducteur - la negation, s'il te plait.

[ticalh76]

@mrbeanaswell

Franchement, on s'en fout.

[mrbeanaswell]

@ticalh76 true.

[alienlivingform]

"Stig you are sacked" :D

[masserby]

Why does he start talking with a South African accent (2:13)?

[drfool1239]

why buy a car if u dont have to drive it :P

when u go to the grocerie store or sumthing and you let it drive itself it would crash into a car that wasnt there before anyway:P

[MrJohanLindgren]

" You can even put this on an M3 if you really want to frighten yourself " HAHAHAHA =D

[marse78ro]

These three know how to make a comedy show.

[bakha0888]

@ darkrock20ftw engines that run on water? its not water but hydrogen, and yes the result of it is water coming out the exhuast. AS for the government hiding this technology, it takes half a trillion dollars to change the infrustructure, and there are hydrogen stations in europe and in US, check out bmw 7 series that runs on hydrogen, its available exclusively.

[AssduckTheScientist]

BMW <3

[bogdan555100]

do you really think that he didnt know how to stop the car?? LOL ha ha hes just joking of course he knows how to stop it

[shredderiz]

@proap2 they used water engines for centuries it's called steam power btw it still is posible just not with combustion

[pongan123]

it is the most important car ever in history... probably lol :D

[snypa345]

amazing..car that needs no driver

[jasmina63116]

LOL i love BMW :)

[palukas80]

if you dont drive the car where is the point????get the bus.......

[Razcul3603]

Jeez, technology is truly reaching unbelievable heights

[johnkimble2007]

I love the comments from the people stuck in the 70's they hate this stuff but i think its brilliant

[1estudent]

unbelievable!!!!! i always say that bmw is the best!!

[Hellvin]

When i'm really irritated on the expressway, when i'm really too sleepy to drive...gawd...i wished i had something like that

[bosnianracing37]

only a german car

[aleksandarfriscic]

time?

[adribossnikokamp]

WHAT'S THE TIME ???

[adribossnikokamp]

Fuck this shit man! A man must drive the car and not the car drive the man! I meen where is the pleasure of driving a car ????

[depatricio]

adriboss your comment is just of a man resisting to change for better. this machines can evolve in a way that car accidents and deaths will be a thing from the past. open your mind. driving could be really something that you would do in a designated track, "really for fun" and not because you need to, as we do everyday now. good luck and i hope we see this kind of cars available to buy in my lifetime :)

[greekpanther1]

@adribossnikokamp shut up, a car is just to get u somewhere quicker than walking, so if the cars drives it self, then i dont have to waste my energy driving it like if i was walking.....bitch

[PandaMagicFTW]

@adribossnikokamp Good thing it can do both? = =...

[kiezel87]

@adribossnikokamp You'll find that pleasure when you can go to a party and drive home with a bottle of jack in your hands. Think ahead!

Btw, you can SWITCH IT OFF idiot.

[82snowball]

@adribossnikokamp the pleasure would be in getting out of the car in the city and having the car go and park itself. or the car come an pick me up when ever i need it

[cobolt13]

@adribossnikokamp There doing it, To see if it can be done. Then they add it to a 'normal' car options pack or some bs lol.

[steis91]

@adribossnikokamp It detends,youre right but immagine in the morning when you dont see a shit and you have to go to work xD the best xD it brings you there by it self :D

[SOULEMADU973]

@adribossnikokamp c'est vrai mais imagine que tu telephone ou que tu t'endore au volant tu sera bien content

[respectable07]

@adribossnikokamp In Soviet russia car drives You!!!

[theBMW8tgu]

I wish I could have that car, it is briliant

[jonascelemencki]

Radio Controled Car ?

[MrSkinnypigeon]

@jonascelemencki No, it isn't. You'd better watch the TOP GEAR Radio Controlled Cars episode.

[jonascelemencki]

Yeah did not think so , I saw the top gear show that they tried to radio control some real , full scale cars it was very hard to control , I have over 20 years of racing expereince with RC .

[shone89]

look at the jeans and shoes he is wearing before he enter the car... and than look whe he is in the car...

[dfsdfsdvxcvfds]

@shone89 and your point

[Acornsniper]

but how do you explain the scene where it shows the car steering by itself

[divedeep17g]

it has sterring motors built in, same with brakes and gas pedal. Its ALL electronic

[songer885]

its because not much light actually got his jeans when he was outside, and they actually had a light to show his feet properly for them to be sure he wasnt cheating in the car camera.

[dan1880712125847]

the jeans and the shoes are the same. only the angle and is different. in the car there is no light under the chair, and the camera is using artificial light. that's why the color seems to be different.

[kregzdeM3]

They have a light in there, that lights everything up. And iluminates the jeans.

[myjanuary151987]

God Damn! One day it will be in common use, I hope.

Next thing is to make car think and speak to driver

[Darkrock20ftw]

@myjanuary151987 that already exists cars can even read your emotsions and even notice if youre falling asleep so that it will warn you.. future is already here cars are already running on 100% pure water but the gouverment is hiding it for us all if you dont beleave me search this up on the internet what i just told you,

i hope this awnsers youre question

~~Dark motion~~

[myjanuary151987]

Thank you, man for your feedback! 100% true in your words. Fucking government squeez everything from past achievments till the moment when people long for new to give it to them and bring lots of cash! They killed a guy, who invented a water engine

[proap2]

@ Darkrock20ftw

not everything you see is true. Before reading things about water engines that use water and by the end you have water, please study the laws of thermodynamics. it's just impossible, you cannot create energy from nothing. yeah, it's a dream, but an impossible one.

[gogoStig]

@abelanger89 yes in 1:49 he say kilometers an hour ,but in 1:59 he say miles in hour

[Knezpedja]

Lap time ???

[gogoStig]

2:00 jeremy say 100 mph , but was 100 km/h xD

[abelanger89]

if you hear correctly at 1:49 he says 100 kilometers an hour :P

[afhdfh]

"Imagine if the British had built this." LOL! :D

[dllcache0]

it would be big, damp and mossy... (lol)

[joechuckyourtube]

What time did the car do?

[queenzortje]

ghehe, what if the programmer of that car decided he doesn't like jeremy so much xD

[hawkeye087]

f&ck all u ppl talk some sh*t lol internet warriors!!!!!

[whitehawk38]

which episode is this from.

[vanmaarwijk]

germans always had the best technology in the world,, check out the ww2 weapons, fuckkkkkk

[onemanarmy34]

i work at bmw!

[luigio1888]

u must be AWESOME!

[onemanarmy34]

why dose everyone do that? its fucking annoying

[tiagom135]

magnets

[chillout1109]

@onemanarmy34....You work at BMW? Awesome! I work at Ferrari S.p.A in Maranello, and my girlfriend works at Automobili Lamborghini S.p.A in downtown Sant'Agata Bolognese. But then, what's that got to do with anything again?

[onemanarmy34]

god.. someones got there head up there ass

[MrKILLERSHRIMP]

The guys from BMW keep amazing me. I'm studying to become an engineer myself; you'd be amazed of how complex even some 'simple' mechanical and electronic components are. Building a car that can do what this video shows, is simply a triumph of human intellect. The engineers who work at BMW are geniuses.

[marcusSQ]

what does sacking stig does with the bmw 330i?

[hakarolo]

You obviously don't follow Top Gear...

[sebaleon]

yeah, lol :P

[cemmas]

easy,they wont need driver for it.

[unikprod]

not everybody working in bmw are german people. a good example of that is a friend of mine which is portuguese and is engineer in mercedes. like much german people who works in toyota or nissan. so dont be fool and dont say thing just in a view of footbal clubs. this isnt a preference this is technically possible of being evaluated. and nowaydays the difference between constructors is insignificant. for example bmw has good interiors and chassis. but toyota has really better clutches and gearbox

[tonedeft]

The words 'Toyota", 'better' and 'BMW' in the same sentence in that order are just laughable.

Have you ever driven a BMW??

[theone344]

Agreed! As Clarkson said "Buying a Lexus for reliability is like getting a girlfriend with punctuality" meaning that she is ugly, fat and useless at everything and boring!

[youngb1ood]

he actually said that? which episode?

[theone344]

It's not an episode, it's from one of his solo car review shows - Clarkson, The Ultimate Collection - where he has 3 episodes "The Good the Bad the Ugly" , "Supercar Shodown" and "Thriller". Search it on the net on eBay or something and should be able to purchase it! It's more in-depth review than just normal Top Gear Episodes I think!

[rmsutherland]

@theone344 he might of said that but he doesnt drive around the wife and kids in a sl 55 or that ford gt that kept breaking down on him every 2 seconds , dont know what his family wagon is now , but at one point it was a boring reliable japanese vehicle , a suv cant remember the make right now , but theres a vid on youtube.

[unikprod]

yep a 735i and a M5.

[MusicKrazy2011]

toyota land cruiser

[pelldram]

German cars are indeed the best... Go back to driving your shitty ass Pontiac Aztek juanas you prick.

[Alecoc14]

use the brake jezza to stop the car. despite it being automatic, i like it. still prefer manuals. they may be complicated but you have more acceleration than an auto and you can change gears at high revs.

[coldinfusion]

BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE PLZ BRAKE BRAKE!!

[ujackman93]

What is bad bout lexus??

[MrGermancarlover]

listen first off all its just a fancy Toyota second it copy bmw and mb and the company got no heritage just toyota money smart non american ppl knws that lexus is not worsy commpatitor to the german big three bmw MB and audi

[luckyyu2004]

Lexus has stop copying after 2000.....but i'd agree that they are just a Expensive TOYOTA