Daniel Tosh Retarded Chimp

[Asa23447]

retard - 10x average human

chimp - 10x average human

retarted chimp - 20x average human . . .

Thank GOD Chuck Noris isn't a retarted chimp, or we might have a huge problem at hand!!!

; )

[Boboslate]

@Asa23447 ur fuckin queer

[MrCadjin]

@RndmPstr7735

Go disagree with some Varsity lineman that weighs 260+ lbs then.

[MrCadjin]

@RndmPstr7735

And the average high school football player is about 3-5 times stronger than your average person.

[BasketBull1]

okay i posted this on the last tosh clip i watched, but what happens to the second to last second?!?

[checkerboard96]

What the fuck! Wheres the puke!?

[mataleao1994]

@checkerboard96 huh? Did tosh puke on stage or something?

[alberts1985]

does he smoke herb?

[johnnytluxury]

@alberts1985 No, because he's not in the seventh grade and he has shit to do.

[dudewhereami56]

@johnnytluxury yeah! lets do coke like an adult!

[mghn14]

Hahaha! I love him!!

[ppp9922]

i remember one day when it was the day after finals we didnt have anything to do in geometry so our teach put up netflix and told us to vote for what to watch....Daniel Tosh was on netflix that month...people were fucking dying in our class from laughing.

[Parkstar50]

@ppp9922 cool story bro

[celts1984]

marvel needs to come out with "the retarted chimp" comic

[jelahm]

what happened to the vin diesel part

[DPdipperz]

@ANProductions14 yeah dane cook never steals jokes..

[dubstepdisco]

Daniel and dane are funny... chill

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

i would like to scold the five year old that edited this >_<

[PotSmokinWeedHead]

R they paid to laugh??

[alaskanhuskeee92]

tosh.0 is my favorite show, but nick swardson is my favorite comedian,

[RIPCaseyCalvert15]

baha.the Vin Diesel part was really good too but that was fuckin hilarious!!! XD

[uMybichNow]

Haha borderline super hero! Haha rofl

[AreaQNH870]

I'll stick with Dane Cook for lolz I think

[kicksit1980]

This and his Vin Diesel bit are the only ones I find funny.

[Remyriz014]

i thought you were calling Dan a retard chimp

[michaelmac8]

he cut out the best part...where he talks about vin diesel

[conetheshit]

@michaelmac8 was thinking the same thing haha

[dmanagua]

the dumbest asian scores higher on SAT then the halfway dumbest white kid

[Uclah91]

@dmanagua lol you couldnt be farther from the truth, people who generalize is an indicator of lack of intelligence, so where does that place you? lower then *the halfway dumbest white kid* , enjoy!

[dmanagua]

@dmanagua : sarcasm. but medical school entrance tests scores are on average higher for asians than for whites: MCAT 33 vs 30. this is fact provided straight from the testmakers. i know this b/c been there, done that. lol.

[sisk22]

@dmanagua we all know doctors are teh smarties of us all!!111 (sticks chopsticks in rice)

[CosmoHunter24]

HILARIOUS.

[arkman93]

lol i saw an asian kid at my school walking and a retarded kid going to pe comes up to him and starts pushing him and he almost fell but stumbled for like 6 feet

[HyperKnucklesTGO]

what does that have to do with anything

[LPC9514]

he was phillipino. im korean you flaming dicks

[DougJokester]

cool story bro

[bummercucumber]

Stole my comment. Lulz.